Twas the night before Christmas, and things were looking bleak, as Outer Haven was out to conquer the weak.
To save Christmas, go to the end of the hall. It's full of radiation, so don't dawdle, and don't stall.
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To save the day was the heroic Solid Snake. He will save Christmas, for Santa's sake.
You must hurry, make haste, chase tail. With Otocon at your side, you will not fail.
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As the door opens, out comes a burst of radiation. You hate it in fact, a terrible sensation.
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But with his chin up, and his smile bright, Snake will save Christmas, and make everything right.
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Outside, armed forces prepare to clash, funded by the war economy, full of dirty cash.
>>321353761
An army of Metal Gear Rays seems like a big threat, but with Snake on our side, we'll make them regret.
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Elsewhere, Johnny and Meryl fight worry they might not be able to wed. Or have hot kinky sex in bed.
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All young Raiden wanted for Christmas was a loving mom and dad. But now all he is, is a walking robotics ad.
>>321354106
Otocon watch his friend suffer in despair, think "Whew, thank God I'm not in there."
Even as Solid withers, the Snake still slithers.
>>321354221
And poor Mei Ling watches without a blink, seeing Metal Gear Rays make her prized boat sink.
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Rosemary is far from the scene, but near their hearts, praying to God that they can do their parts.
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And the Colonel is silent and sad, his gift to Meryl is to be a better dad.
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And sweet, sweet Sunny, that cute little runt. She's oblivious to this all, what a cunt.
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Reach, reach out Snake, you're almost there. Just a few more seconds, please bare.
>>321354794
Man, that was a close call! Give it up for Snake, the toughest of them all!
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All that was left was to open this door, and Christmas will be saved forever more.
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"Leave it to me!" said Hal. Gee what a pal.
He extended his cord to put in the key. The door has opened, Christmas is freed!
Inb4 it's john cena
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With his chin up and his smile wide, Snake walked through the door with great pride.
>>321355173
He saved Christmas, Santa, and even an elf. He was so full full of joy, he could barely contain himself.
>>321355289
Wait, hold on. Something's not right. Is something wrong with his sight?
>>321355379
Snake?
Snake?
SSNNNNAAAAAAKE?
I'm enjoying this. Thanks OP.
>>321355079
>this shitty meme is still alive
Crawl through a microwave, you faggot.
>>321355457
Oh thank god, he's alright. Boy, that was quite a fright.
>>321355537
Anyway, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
thank you, OP, that was delightful
>>321355641
Why didn't you go yourself Otacon you fuck
>>321355641
You're pretty good.
>>321355920
He still has a mission or something.
>>321355641
That was beautiful. Merry Christmas.
>>321355641
pretty....good
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>>321355641
Thanks for the thread OP.I hope your father burns in hell, Otacon.
Have a good christmas OP
>>321355641
Archive or screencap, this was magic
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STANDING
>>321354221
>Even as Solid withers, the Snake still slithers.
I like that. thats neatyou're pretty good
>>321355641
This was fucking glorious
>>321355641
Good little read
Thanks OP.
>>321354106
OP here, I wanted to do this last year, but my computer died on on Christmas eve.
>>321355641
not bad, gotta work on your iambic pentameter though. You're gonna make it, brah.
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