>be me couple months ago
>mention I'm thinking of getting some headphones
>dad interjects "oh that'd be a good Christmas gift for you would it?"
> grudgingly say yes
>only really want a solid set of headphones for listening to music and gaming
> was just going to get an m50x, heard they were good
>say at a later point "actually nevermind about the headphones I'll probably get them myself"
>"too late, they've been ordered"
>fug
>figure that it couldn't be too bad as my dad generally is good when buying electronics etc
>wrong.jpeg
>be me today
>open present
Today /v/ I became a proud owner of the SADES - KNIGHT gaming headset!
Ready to be plugged into any console or PC, this headset has a glowing control panel that conforms to your gaymen needs.
I've never even heard of Sades before today.
>tfw it came with a gamers manual and has the word gaming over the entire packaging
>tfw it advertises 7.1 surround
>tfw it doesn't work
Try being a little grateful you manchild. Your father doesn't owe you anything.
Fucking millenials I swear
>>321352763
Shut up dad.
>>321352763
I shouldn't have mentioned it. Should have just got the headphones myself.
>>321352557
Little faggot be happy you got any thing at all
seriously did you think we would say anything else?
>>321352557
>Get free shit from a man who doesn't owe you anything
>"UGH what even IS this shit?!"
ok dude.
>be me
I really fucking hate that this has taken off so much.
>>321353606
>Doesn't owe you anything
>Helped force you into the world where you will suffer without any consent
>>321353801
People who say it are either /b/tards who don't know it never picked up here or shitposters who know only /b/tards say it and do it as an epic ruse.
>>321353801
Posting Bateman doesn't make you an oldfag.
>be me
Has been used for ages, get used to it reddit
at least your dad is still alive
>>321354070
>be me
was first originally used by redditard newfags, so if your argument is that anything is acceptable if enough redditard newfags do it for long enough then go ahead and just say so.
>>321352763
>>321353236
>>321353606
>man gets you a present that you don't like/don't want
>he wasted money that could've been used for something else
>said money is the money belonging to the household and will presumably be OP's when said man dies
>not being upset
>>321353904
Latter here
I also use anime girls
>>321353801
be me has been around for ages what the fuck are you talking about.
also I think it's hilarious that it makes autists like you so mad
>>321352763
>>321353236
>>321354269
You guys get beaten by your parents?
>>321354416
Welcome to the site
>>321354584
you too ;-)
>>321354070
>Posting Bateman doesn't make you an oldfag
Could you be trying any harder.
>get mum a $570 japanese knife block set to replace the rusted pieces of shit she has
>all I get is a big jar of nuttella
>"lol son I can't afford much, you know that ;^("
I guess this is what I get for not being a stingy jew like I usually am.
>>321354174
Omg, I don't know even know who is more newfag anymore.
You problably think reddit is as old as 4chan too.
>>321354827
You could try a bit harder, maybe get a reaction that matches what you say.
>>321354146
Thanks for reminding me...
>>321352763
>Your father doesn't owe you anything.
Actually, up until the age of 18 they owe you lots.
Not talking about good presents of course, but parents do owe shit to their kids according to the law.
>>321355029
or maybe you dont have to think of gifts as quid-pro-quo but rather your know, a gift?
>>321355121
Reddit is only younger than 4chan by two years you fucking sperg.
>had an accident with my scooter
>just got some casual bruises on my elbow and shoulders, got a hole in my sweater
>mom got scared and bought me a $500 biker jacket with armor everywhere even though my scooter can't go faster than 60 mph
Fuck I'm grateful for that but she could have saved some for house repairs and shit, I feel guilty.
I've had this happen, the thing is you really appreciate it in a weird way. Like you know it's shit but you can't bring yourself to hate it because they actually put thought into it and said "anon likes the vidya gaems he'll love this"
>>321352557
>>321353801
>2015
>Someone still uses "be me"
>2015
>Someone still complains about "be me"
>>321355167
this pic was confirmed to have been made as a joke by a guy at something awful nearly a decade ago and yet people still think its real
>>321352557
this is why i email people amazon links or ask for gift cards
>>321353830
Such is life. I hope I have the will to end the cycle. Here I am at a family Christmas party and still life feels meaningless
>>321352763
>>321353236
>>321353606
why should he be grateful for something he doesn't like?
i won't say his dad owes him anything, but his dad is responsible for him even existing. fuck that
>>321352557
you are a cuck just put monoprice stuff on your wishlist next time
>>321355029
This isn't full metal alchemist you faggot. Feeling good that you got her something nice that she can use should be enough already.
>>321355295
the bare minimum to not get your kids taken away by the state is super low actually most kids are just shits like they always have been
>>321352557
>M50x
Your dad saved you a mistake, be thankful
>>321355585
This anon gets it. I love the man and see where he's coming from but fuck I hate the stigmas around gift giving, just flat out ask me what I want or give me a gift card.
>>321355029
>Expecting gifts to be about price instead of sentimentality
Your mom could have gotten you nothing.
>>321355029
thank you baka gajin san those knives were folded 1000 times over like katana
>>321355713
Anon still post their waifu every day but she's not real. So what's your point?
>>321355470
>>321355884
Never. It's a game of margins for me
>>321355953
Go away /g/
>>321352763
He never said "fuck you dad u piece of shit".
>>321352557
There's not many worse feelings than someone you care about being excited and getting you a shitty something you'll use everyday.
>The guilt when you buy something to replace it.
>>321355713
Thank god, but reality is stranger than fiction. Someone somewhere has suffered beyond the description of this picture, countless people. Jesus Christ why. God ain't real
>>321355553
If you ever get actually hit by a car on your little scooter that thing will save your spine
>>321355959
yeah cash money and maybe a cookie or something are worlds better than a newfag trying to buy shit for your autistic hobby
>>321352557
If you want something, send them a link to exactly the item you want on Amazon.com
End. Of. Instructions.
>>321356115
> It's a game of margins for me
Then a big jar of nutella is about all you're worth after all.
>>321354416
>>321354738
redditards are the ones that started using "be me". it will never not be retarded.
they're also the ones who use emoticons on a fucking IMAGE BOARD.
fuck off and stay off
>>321356452
>be me
>see that rare khone
>save it
>>321356439
>>321352557
I have this headset OP. It is not bad for 20 quid
>>321352763
>Your father doesn't owe you anything
Exactly. Why can't they just get me nothing so that I don't have to feel guilty about looking some type of way for their retardation?
>>321356452
>not understanding meta-jokes
>told mom i wanted the latest iphone (6)
>she got me a fucking iphone 5
told her to fucking take it back to the store and get me what i wanted
>>321352557
Please blog about it more. I only come to this board to learn more about your specific personal life.
>>321356197
Yeah I hope so, on the positive side I always liked armors in vidya and having to wear one while riding a scooter doesn't feel so bad after all.
Feeling the shoulderpads, elbowguards and the back-armor makes me feel good on the inside.
>>321356767
>i-i was merely being ironic
shut the fuck up
>>321354174
>originally used by redditard newfag
That is just untrue.
>that time of year when you realize the base of /v/ is getting younger and younger
Just shoot me senpai :)
>>321356886
This dude's joke level:
LOW
This dude's meme level:
LOW
Overall level:
LOW
>>321356886
You're the one whining about something you think doesn't belong here, yet you seem to not understand why it's used. I hope you don't think people frogpost unironically..
>>321356767
Ironically imitating redditry isn't better than redditry.
I honestly don't understand why people don't just buy Sennheiser HD-25's.
There is a reason they are the default headphone to actual audiophiles, are used in almost every sound lab and studio around the world along with most professional musicians and technicians.
>>321357451
Yes. I agree, but understand that none of the things mentioned are from reddit.
>>321357630
Not by origination but certainly by propagation.
>>321357574
desu once you spend more than $40 the average pleb ear is only going to get diminish returns from buying pricey headsets
Tell him it is broken, he will get you new ones.
>>321357986
In all seriousness 40$ may be too low. Like really low. I'd say the big things including comfyness should be around 100-200.
>>321352557
The mic on it isn't bad, and if your knowledge about audio is "i heard X was good so i'll buy it" then you don't have a right to complain about the sound. You probably wouldn't hear a difference anyway
>>321358774
How is that statement any indicator of my ability to tell audio quality?
>>321356707
>being this edgy
>>321352557
>used to get presents from your dad
>tfw roles reversed and you start getting him presents instead
Honestly OP the joy of giving far outweighs that of receiving, there is just something satisfying about giving someone something that they have been wanting for a long while. I think I may stick to this and just keep giving gifts and telling the ones I love to hold off sending any down my way. The only gift I want from you is to see the smile on your faces.
>>321359701
>there is just something satisfying about giving someone something that they have been wanting for a long while
Never give a gift to an autist. When I know what I want, I know exactly what I want, and you have to go and fuck it up because you heard I was "looking for a new record player". Thank you so much for listening.
>hate getting any gifts, PERIOD
>christmas comes around
it either feels like I'm stealing and I end up feeling really guilty or I'm really disappointed
Why don't you just ask him for the reciept and trade it in for a better one?
>>321353830
You can step out at any time, anon.
>be me
How horrifying, i didn't realize we were telling holloween stories OP
