Without giving away who they are or what they do, describe the main character of the last game you played.
I'm a car who plays soccer.
its a cat
Blue
I have pink hair and I have to save my goddess relative.
>>321330248
Rocket League
>>321330337
Ghost Trick
Reluctant man who quickly falls back into his old ways when surrounded by bad influences.
Hispanic
shoots
>>321330101
A big and fat war veteran with grey skin color.
I'm a clone that has brothers who are also clones and we are an elite team.
>>321330840
republic commando
Good choice.
>>321330714
That dude from Just Cause
He runs away from a trio of minor identical enemies he's for some reason still afraid of even though by now he's taken on lesser gods and won.
I haven't beaten the game.
>>321330924
Correct
Too bad it's so short, it only took me 12 hours to beat it.
>>321330593
every GTA protag
He thinks he is some other dude
He's a heavy smoker, and constantly uses other things to rely on when he is stressful, ranging from video games to girlfriends. He's a bit of a slob by himself, but he cleans up his act when around people he cares for. Has a taste for high end sports cars. Died playing with a ball.
>>321331018
Link?
>>321331334
Cloud? Raiden?
A very angry and lonely man who just wants his revengeance.
He's a clone and the original is super butthurt about him.
A nobody who fanboys so hard he thinks he's his idol.
"Portasuna porcata borca fortello."
He likes men
An alien who transforms into a truck
>>321331334
Medic
Snarky deadpan guy with advice for the unemployed
>>321331597
Big Boss?
I kill everything on my path including my family my dad my mother and even the god of death itself
>>321331492
REPLICA
He's basically Simon from TTGL except he's not a combatant.
>>321331403
>>321331403
>Cloud
bingo
>>321330101
Japanese teenager who's actually an ancient evil from Europe reincarnated.
A genetically engineered cowboy built to be a boogyman at a theme park created by a race of bovine people.
girl with a sword that 100% isn't cloud
>>321330101
Outsider who just wants to fuck shit up and understand what the fuck is going on.
>>321331993
Aria or dawn of sorrow, of the castlevania variety
>>321331141
I remember when it came out I couldn't get past the droid factory mission. Now I replay it and beat it easy.
I was a dumb kid I guess.
>>321332192
Aria, correct. I figured that one would be easy.
The plinkett test is severely biased.
Its a attorney who is extremely interested in bird watching
He was abducted as a child, forced into military service, had to undergo genetic mutations, and is humanity's last hope against a much more powerful enemy that wants to completely annihilate every human.
>>321332557
Squall.
His brother is cooler than him.
I'm a member of a military group helping humanity colonize A WHOLE DIFFERENT PLANET alongside my chocolate commander and two potatoes.
Lolis fighting local flora and fauna.
>>321332617
Bless you?
>>321332626
Mario?
>>321330101
Psychotic hillbilly does rude and obscene things
He's solo.
He'sHAN SOLO. HE'S HAN SOLO. HE'S HAN SOLO DIES.
>>321332636
is there glory in sight over the rainbow?
>>321332848
Nearly all of that applies to Squall from FF8.
He has a smaller dick than his brother.
>>321332626
Dante
>>321333281
DONTE?
SON OF SPARDA?
AND EVA?
THE WHOOOOOOOOORE
>>321333261
Well I've never played any ff game, so you can understand my confusion. Who the fuck names their kid squall.
>>321333339
Correct
>>321330101
A guy who helps find justice with his assistant
>>321333464
ace attorney
>>321330101
it's not you
He's a Psychomaniac.
I'm actually not playing as my own body, I just use a robotic body double.
>>321333224
>>321333459
Damn that was my second guess.
>>321333447
The same twat who'd name their kid Cloud, Terra, Tidus, or Lightning.
She's best girl
>>321330101
a habitual flirt
Whatever happens, you may think it all a bad dream.
>>321333656
Frisk?
Despite Everything, It's still you?
fuck you germany
she has tits and striped panties
The last game I played didn't have a main protagonist.
She has no ass.
>>321333832
Meme
>>321330101
An overpowered little boy with mommy issues and a love of DFC
>>321331760
Well memed
>>321333757
Wei Shen
>>321333727
Jesus Christ
>>321333771
Bloodborne
>>321331446
Max Payne?
>>321334045
Terra's game involves mining for rocks, and the earth gets destroyed
Cloud has a clouded past
Squall is moody like a storm
Tidus lives in a land that's mostly water and islands
Lightning is uh, roses.
>>321334423
superior games written by a superior people desu sempai
>>321330101
A guy who uses different weapons to fight his foes and uses said foes as armor.
>>321333871
Lightning?
This man shouts a lot. He was clumsy at first, then became badass with a hat and is now clumsy again without a hat.
orphan becomes disfigured and starts absorbing parasites to survive
He's british, you muppet.
Some fat fuck dating a girl who's lightyears out of his league.
>>321334865
Phoenix Wright
Where's my sonmy son
>>321335005
Correct
do multiplayer games count? if not,
black hair, trench coat, voiced by Clint Westwood
>>321330101
He's on oppicthank god for emulation
The MC is the biggest jew there is.
He likes to creampie his sister.
>>321335251
BJ Blazkowicz?
>>321335251
You mean this walking american stereotype?
>>321332209
>Now I replay it and beat it easy
holy shit how
I ran out of every kind of ammo and had to kill a bunch of super battle droids with my pistol while at least one squad member was dead constantly
fucking dispensers
>>321335361
>>321335370
Both wrong, so here's a tip.The MC is the queen of jews.Too easy maybe.
>>321335196
>Clint Westwood
ran away from the circus.
>>321332557
Master Chief
His health is low. He should watch that.
The Player
>>321335987
Raz
>>321330101
A man with glowing rune tattoos. Is entirely defined by his actions otherwise.
>>321335764
>queen of jews
Esther? The only game related to that name that I know of is Dear Esther and I haven't played it.
Twincest
>>321336189
It's the fucking item shop game you retard
I haven't even played it and I know this
>>321336145
nicely done.
tried to leave it as vague as possible without it being stupid.
>>321330101
I am a car that drifts
>>321330101
it's an androgynous determined meme
He sold the world
>>321336156
Jason Brody?
The MC from Devil's Third?
>>321336328
Why you gotta be so rude?Don't you know I'm human too.
Bram Stoker Hellsing man vs. Aliens
i go to china with my friend and everything goes to shit
>>321335251
Recettear?
>>321336321
Evie and Jacob
>>321336189
>>321336328
Right, the anon belowyou was right. It's Recettear, it might look weeb but it's really good.
>>321336464
true crimes hong kong? i mean sleeping dogs.
She has strength "that shines like the sun" and a Dad who eats ancient death machines for breakfast andis responsible for the continued mental freedom of her boyfriend[/spoiiler]
>>321331512
Raiden
>>321336156
Demifiend
Huge nerd who loves nature and shit.
Annoying voice.
>>321331446
Raiden
>>321331492
Snake
>>321330101
Faceless
Government Servant
Surprisingly Okay Combat Strategy
His subordinates have PTSD
The MC likes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBdaGGNPOeo
A group of cripples controling suits, doing flips n shit with the help of an infertile space squid.
>>321335890
yes, clint westwood.
>>321336552
nope
try again
I...I don't remember. Better check my journal.
>>321330593
ITS PAYNE!!
>>321331861
Frisk?
>>321331804
Revya?
>>321336643
Commander?
>>321336569
Yuna
>>321332097
It's so easy I don't want to answer it.
Laharl
>>321336746
>Frisk
Wrong
Hint: He wields a blade, but never hurts anyone with it
>>321336483
Let's add "sword and lance"
>>321335196
the guy from hatred?
>>321336761
Mein Xeno scum killing nigger
British anime boy
>>321336846I can't find my MGQ reaction image folder to answer this question.
>>321336456
>>>321336156 (You)
>Jason Brody?
>The MC from Devil's Third?
Narp.
>>321336591
Winrar.
>>321336986
Shulk?
>>321337021
Yup. That was quick.
>>321337021
he's really feeling it
>>321336994
It's not MGQ either
Hint 2: He's the main character in 3 of the 5 games in the series
>>321336838
Nope. Think more Falcom.
Looking for Father. Starting a new life underground with super-tech.
He is mythic creature that just want have a fucking vacation and enjoy the fucking beach.
>>321332804
I feel like I know this, but I'm not sure. Tell me.
>>321333689
This too!
Though technically Nier fits.
>>321333784
bj blazkowicz
He's Mark IV and tons of badass.
He needs to get his combat multiplier even higher.
>>321337167
Fallout 3
Fallout 4
>>321333689
SOMA
>>321337231
Spyro from spyro 2?
>>321336637
Guy from Valkyria Chronicles?
>>321337370
CorrectTIme to play Spyro 3
>>321334970
DEMIFIEND
>>321335132Norman Jayden
>>321335251
Recette!
Christ like figure in a videogame.
>>321332142
Frisk
The MC is literally the Hitler of future, murdering thousands rich people.
I'm just gonna lay down a couple here:
>A clone with a terrible memory
>Obsessive nerd with a one-track mind
>His primary weapon is his girlfriend
>Action movie cliché with a yandere girlfriend
>Big and angry, secretly gets off on femdom
>Sarcastic teenage girl apprenticed to a grizzled older man
I'll be surprised if anyone gets most of these.
>>321337450
>>321336426
I guess this means you last played Ground Zeroes, not TPP.
>>321337406
Correct. Started over from the beginning because I never finished it. I hate him so much.
>>321337450
Jesus
>>321337587
>>His primary weapon is his girlfriend
bionic commando
>>321337594
No no no, he's aware that he's in a videogame.
>>321337668
Nope, girlfriend not wife.
>>321336714
>>321336552
it's this
>Has a phobia of ringing telephonesIf you get this you are my nig
>>321336665
Isaac?
>>321336727
Nameless One
>>321337119
Damn it, blanking
>>321337823
Hint 3: It's a Nintendo-exclusive series
>>321337823
>Isaac?
Correct.
The MC of this game has a family to feed, but the country is not doing too well.
Cannot stop fighting shirtless on skyscrapers
Use my money to beat the shit out of criminals
>>321337587
>>A clone with a terrible memory
Cloud.
>>Obsessive nerd with a one-track mind
Dunno.
>>His primary weapon is his girlfriend
Lollipop Chainsaw
>>Action movie cliché with a yandere girlfriend
Dunno
>>Big and angry, secretly gets off on femdom
Dunno
>>Sarcastic teenage girl apprenticed to a grizzled older man
Ciri?
>>321337920
glory to arstotzka
>>321337920
Easy. >>321338032
>>321338007
>Cloud
Wrong
>Lollipop Chainsaw
You've got that backwards, her SECONDARY weapon is her BOYFRIEND
>Ciri
Wrong
Definitely not trying to be Kurt Russell. Not very good at keep his buddies alive for more than a mission or so.
>>321337587
>Sarcastic teenage girl apprenticed to a grizzled older man
Last of Us?
My friends and I go kill aliens with house hold appliances, explosives, and magic.
He has an addictive personality and an accent, though no one is sure what kind
>>321337991
batman?
>>321338032
Glory to Arstotzka.
The MC of this game doesn't play music at pro stage, but he did watch over a band for a while.
>>321337587
>Sarcastic teenage girl apprenticed to a grizzled older man
Ellie from The Last of Us
>A clone with a terrible memory
Starkiller from Force Unleashed 2Probably not because I'm the only idiot who played that game
>>321330101
Group of teens who try survive monsters untilsunrise
>>321338158
Technically correct though not what I had in mind
Choose Your Adventure
>>321337895
Then I imagine it might be one of the Fire Emblems, but I don't know much about those.
>>321337964
Yakuza series
Use my flight plan to fight hired guns
He never asked for this.
>>321338285
>I'm the only idiot who played that gameI did too, it's the most disappointing thing I ever playedit looked good though
they have a nose
>>321338308
Nope, not Fire Emblem, only 5 games in the series.
>>321338285
>Probably not because I'm the only idiot who played that game
It's okay anon, I had the same idea, but I didn't want to say it aloud.
I'm an AIDS patient looking for alternative treatment outside of my own country, but I forgot that other countries are crazy.
>>321338285
>Starkiller
That's fuckingwrong
>>321330101
I FUCKIN LOVE BANANAS
The MC is a dad. That's it, he's a normal dad.
>>321338332JC Denton
>>321338526
DK
Donkey Kong
he's the leader of the bunch
>>321338308
Correct!
Kiryu specifically but that was obvious.
>>321338570
you know me well
>>321338565
heavy rain
>>321338565
Donkey Kong
An iteration of a process on a computer trying to recreate humanity.
I literally cannot stop being turned on by witches
>>321330101
Robot with guns that witnesses rabbit-dog creatures going batshit insane.
>>321338565
Octodad
A broken people, chained to living armor powered by money and souls.best faction
>>321338565
Octodad
>>321338720
quote
Asleep.
>>321338741
>broken
broken lords
>>321338565
Who's Your Daddy
>>321338690
Thomas?
I think? Never played that.
>>321338720
Quote
>>321338808
American McGee's Alice
I'm a low key gay immortal who beats up angels while wearing my breakable armor and Ed Hardy jeans.
I'll just explain the characters actions at the beginning of the game
>Alright I got my ds let's visit my friend who's been missing from college for the last few days
>What the fuck everythings boarded up and it's dark as shit
>Holy fuck he's fucking dead
A closet homo cringemaster with a key
>>321338570
You got it senpai.
His answer lies in the heart of battle.Do fighting games have main characters?
>>321338839
I don't know who thomas is, sorry, but it's not the answer
>>321338737
>>321338758
But Octodad is not a normal fathercorrect.
The MC is a dadlike figure. He dies in the end.
>>321338690
Talos Principle?
>>321338690
the master?
>>321338961
correct
>>321338909
Elena
Congratulations! You're immortal!
>>321338910
From "Thomas was Alone".
>>321338909
Typically the "Ryu", the character the cursor is on to begin with at character select.
Only exception that immediately comes to mind is Siegfried from the Soul Calibur series. I don't have an answer.
>>321339108
>From "Thomas was Alone".
Oh. I haven't played that game. Is it any good?
He's an angry motherfucker who was turned into a not-robot or something against his will and wants to kill the guy who did it.
stuck in a world created by a book. Despises escapism.
>>321339161
I haven't played it either, sorry
>>321339108
>Congratulations! You're immortal!
Nerevarine from Morrowind?
Demifiend from SMT: Nocturne?
Goes around hacking an MMO because he thinks it'll somehow get his friend out of a coma.
A kid who ran away from his abusive family who also ran a circus. He eventually visits a mental asylum.
Has a head that could be worth something in a supermarket
A cursor.
>>321339324
Nope and nope
I feel like I could give another hint, but it would give too much to say. Basically, it's very good that you're immortal.
>>321330101
Just a guy who runs around town talking to animals and digging up shit.
>>321339262
Marche
>>321339330
.hack
>>321339392
Raz again
>>321339629
raz is correct goddamn I should've ctrl+f'd my character first
A little girl goes to an art exhibit.
Severe Alcoholic
A Real Sad Sack
Drug Abuser
Always Funny
Fucking Phenomenal Wordsmith
>>321339804
Ib, close enough. It's an I rather than L
a holy dog
>>321338904
Sora.
Twintails.
Has a way with rods, if you get my meaning.
Lusts after her brother.
>>321336321
Could it be these two perhaps?
>>321339874
I was making a joke, friend, I've played it before
>>321339967
well, you can never be sure, the l and I look exactly the same in many a font
>>321339850
Brad, maybe
>>321339925
Sora?
>>321330101
What did he mean by this?
>>321340102
Not Sora.
>>321340164
Come to think of it, she's not the PC anyway. Hmm...
>>321340102
No idea who brad is.
It's insanely obvious though
Me and my family is dead and kidnapped
>>321340247
From Lisa: The Painful RPG
I don't think that guy's a good wordsmith, however.
