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It's 2026.
>>321324216
I MEAN COME ON
>>321324216
Hail our Transgender Tyrant rulers. I'm glad video games no longer exist, they were problematic, and every kind of phobic you can think of. Speaking of no more video games, why do we still have this board?
I think I overslept.
>>321324216
>2026
>still posting on /v/
>not living in /v/ via VR
all my VR niggas can see me golden facing at you retards
>>321324216
No it isn't.
>>321324216
Are you looking forward to Dank Souls IX: You don't have to die?
>PS5
>below standard tv resolution
>below 20 fps
these gimmick controls they keep adding to the trishock are not interesting
we now have 20 fire emblem characters and 2 DK reps
>>321324216
Call of Duty Advanced Black Warfare Space Mecha Ops Eleven looks like a rehash of the previous game
>>321324465
good considering Fire Emblem is the only series keeping nintendo afloat at the moment
>>321324216
>still no HalfLife 3
You guys ready for the 10th anniversary coming up celebrating the firing of the last male in the video game industry? I can't wait! I hear the firewomen are going to be in the parade and hosing people with "male tears" haha
>Xenoblade XXX height slider removed
how do they keep getting away with this?
Anyone else looking forward to New New New Super Mario Bros Wii 2?
>>321324468
>mecha ops
that would actually be fucking cool
>>321324216
Nintendo is doomed, this is gonna be their last console.
>>321324216
What did you guys think of Kojima's new IP, Diverging Saints?
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>>321324465
And didn't Nintendo drop consoles altogether when the console market crashed in japan in 2022? At least Sony and Microsoft are still doing it because euros and neckbeards alike still basically have a right to have a home and not literally live in their offices to please their boss.
I wonder how the smash bros community is doing? I hope they dropped smash and went to Brawlhalla or Rivals of Aether, heard the final releases for both of those were decent enough to get into EVO this year.
man, I miss playing Halo 8 on my xbox three
anyone want to boot up some nostalgia?
The announced The Last Guardian last E3 and no news since then... but we got to keep faith!!!
>>321324216
>2015 was 20 years ago
I'm sure they'll announce Half Life 3 next e3!
>tfw WoW is STILL around by then
>>321325348
I think I still have my Xbox One in the closet somewhere.
Damn, brb, gotta see where my Halo 5 disc went.
>>321325447
have you been in your vrdive helmet too long?
it's only been 11 years.
Is anybody excited for Metal Gear 9? Ever since they cloned Kojima the metal gear games keep getting better and better.
>tfw Final Fantasy IX Remake coming in a few months
I can't wait bros
>my cyborg face when people still believe in the myth of "old /v/"
>people still think bringing the up-vote system wasn't the right decision
>still propagating the Internet Loveless Machine
Patriarchs never learn.
>>321325845
I thought that was a rumor, and the cloning was still in process.
Either way,Daddy SakuraiWould never let us down, right?...Get better soon :(
>>321325845
I really like the new female snake. She's pretty hot.
Final fantasy XVI is fucking terrible!
it's just a fucking corridor
where are all you "FF XV is too open world" faggots now?
it's worse than fucking XIII
> yrw console peasants think that the PS6 will have VR support
>>321326270
>XVI
You mean to tell me in the year of our lord 2026, they've only released one more numerical title since XV?
>>321324216
VR was shit
>>321324216
Everyone here is actually 1 samefag, because old 4chan died and is now a deserted wasteland.
Fuck, bros, fallout 5 really is trash.
Fallout 5: new england when?
>>321326270
>Caring about mainline Final Fantasy
FF6 Remake looks fucking fantastic nigger
Fuck it's about time it got a remake.
>>321326438
They've been focusing on making remakes of the old final fantasies, anon. Also, it's only been 6 years since FFXV came out
>>321326608
Well, at least it came out faster than Half-Life 3.
>scart
>composite
>HDMI
>and now, in 2026.....
??? what will it be? Can something surpass HDMI?
You guys heard the news? Apparently the US is holding a test trial for a new judicial system that plans to use a jury in the courtrooms.
The defendant is a girl who supposedly killed her own father. The trial will be broadcasted on TV too
ITT: Games that give you a nostalgia boner, I'll start.
>>321324216
Melee SD Remix v4.0 20XX Tournament Edition is still the tourneyfag's preference over the Retardedly slowed down Brawl NX 2 with the integrated motion controls.
Gamecube Controls cost 50 dollars for a generic.
I'm just here to tell you guys to take a step back and think about what you're actually doing. You guys are acting like fucking sperglords
Who's excited for Final Fantasy VII Remake: Episode V?
Finally, we're heading to the crater!
>>321326879
Ah, so they're still clinging onto literally Nintendo's last console cash-in, okay.
I really wish that they would've moved on from Memelee and Smash Bros in general, but apparently you know how it is.
Can you believe Shigeru Miyamoto is dead?
>>321326858
It's incredible how cutting-edge the graphics in that game were. There was nothing else like it at the time. Gosh, 2011 was an heroic year.
Androids and brain uploading were a mistake. Today I saw some anime girl kissing a little pony in the streets, and some furry shit fucking a pokemon in an alley. This only can get worse.
>>321327220
it's better than when we had to live in the real world
its really cool that they removed all white cis scum male characters and are using only transgender or woman of colour for the new Call of duty:progressive warfare
>>321324216
Sweden here I'm planning on moving to Germany because ever since the Muslims establish a caliphate they banned all video games,I hear Germany Muslims is lax on this subject is that true German bros please do tell...excuse me I have to go suck on Jamal cock while me wife watch
>>321324585
This is a good troll.
I'm worried you might actually believe this.
Guys I found out how to go back in time!
>>321315946
>tfw still no gf
>>321324851
>Xenoblade porn parodyFIORA
>>321327387
Holy shit that's great! But 1999 was such a useless year, Dark Souls didn't even exist then...
>>321327220
But who wouldn't download their waifu into an android?2nd argument today, apparently my old childhood waifu REALLY doesn't like my super-lax attitude.
>>321327283
nah they banned all games that offend/trigger any people/animalkin/objectkin. only proper game you can play there is runescape 4 on a proxy, but government is attempting to take that down aswell
>TF2 and CS:GO still hasn't died yet
Why are there still so many people playing those fucking games? If people stopped letting them get away with their microtransactions, we'd actually be able to see some new games from Valve.
>>321327294
where have you been bro
in the year of 2026 Fire Emblem is nintendo's main game
FUCK OFF guys !!!!
The NX4 will surely sell a lot once "NewSSB forN and forX" will release, not to mention MarioKart 11 next month, you don't know shit. The games will come I tell you. I've been having a lot of fun with Metroid Prime Mobile, if you think it's shit then you are a fucking mindless haterAlso, I heard Ridley was leaked for NSBBfN&fX HYYYYYYYYYPE, this is it! This time bros!
>>321327164
>post-post-not-modern pixel art
We should go back to the basics of MGSVII
>>321327652
I don't know what weed you're taking brah, but those are all selling on the NXP, not the NX 4. NX 4 doesn't exist, they stopped home consoles when NX 2 flopped.
>>321324375
Bruh. You forgot to put your gold face mask on in-realm. We can't see shit.
Gotta love all these tits, tho.
So now that Sony and MS have stopped manufacturing consoles due to the fact that televisions have gaming processors built right into them, how long before Nintendo follows?
You think their new underwear controller gimmick is going to keep them around?
>>321324216
>Wake up
>Check in on Twitter and Facebook on my iPhone XVI
>Decide I want to play Vidya
>Boot up my PC
>Provide Blood sample
>Provide retanal scan
>Windows 13 Free edition logs in
>Open games folder, candy crush launches
>Close it and watch 2 minute closing add
>Look over my feminist approved collection
>Depression Quest 2
>Bejewelled
>Candy Crush
>Undertale
>Revolution 60
>Sunset
>Gone Home
>Attempt to turn off pc
>Cry as the prerendered trailer for fallout 6 plays
>the PS5 has no games
I mean PS4's library was fucking amazing
So what did y'all think about MGS7: Foundation?
I thought it was decent, it focused on the comfy friendship between The Boss and the Cobras rather than the main plot of the series.
Pic related, the concept art was great.
>>321324216
The Last Guardian is still not out
---TRIGGER WARNING-----
How DARE you state the year. Are you trying to insult my intelligence?
You should be ashamed, fucking bigot. I'm reporting you to the Offensive Speech Prevention Brigade. I hope you rot in jail you bigot pig.
>>321328016
>UNDERTALE
Isn't that shit 10 years old? And it looks fucking ancient, andwhere's my fucking spinoff game Toby promised?
>>321324851
>>321325348
>>321325510
>>321326858
>>321327445
>>321327558
Back to your containment board.
>>>/vr/
half life 3 will come out this year right?
So how'd you guys like Final Fantasy VII Remake: Part 9?
I know it was longer than the first 8. It kinda ruined it. If i wanted to play a 5 hour game, I'd buy 3 other games.
Sucks how part 9 ended though. You just walk past the dead Midgar Zolum? no final boss or anything?
>>321328194
fuck off oldfag why arent you dead yet
heres some classical, now go do drugs or whatever
>>321328339
I'm sure FN@F Forever will release before that happens.
>>321324216
Any info on CP2077 yet? And what did that guy from CDPR meant when he said: "2026 and 2027 are years of The Witchress 6"?
Hey /v/.Does anyone remember undertale? It was big in 2015, but nobody remembers it nowdays
>>321328194
Actually, this shit would probably happen because in 10 years, PC culture would've died off for like, 6-7 years, and would be making another cycle of coming back by then.
>>321324216
Man, I'm so glad we kicked those fucking alien insect scum off our planet.
EDF! EDF! EDF!
>>321328487
>big
>literally what niche game with no awards.
>>321328297
You mean /vr2/ the original /vr/ refuse to discuss anything past gen 5
what virtual waifu have you fucked today?
i've just banged misato from evangelion 4+2-1%3 and she's really fierce. not as tight as i expected
(i really hope they fix the hole-o-gram this season)
>>321328487
Someone just posted a greentext about it. I noted that toby promised us a spinoff game and he simply ran with the money.
>>321328096
Fuck, remember 2016?
PS5 will never be this good, I'm glad I went with Nintendophone
what games are best to play on the space journey to space colony 7 on Mars?
>>321328687
>what virtual waifu have you fucked today?
The same one I do everyday.
And something isn't right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGKaPCewPiY
I got confirmation that Mima will finally return as a playble character in Touhou 23
>>321328714
>Persona 5
Oh man I forgot about that game. Shame it's been delayed again.
>>321324216
Did you guys see that new random event involving an amputee?
CHAPTER 3 FUCKING CONFIRMED! RUSE CRUISE SAILING AGAIN
>>321328238
I heard some angry reactionary gorilla groups operating from the European caliphate are tweeting bad things about it. I think they've been hampering development by triggering everyone.
>>321329045
At least we have Persona 4: Karting All Afternoon to keep us happy for a bit.
>>321324216
>2026
>implying i wouldn't have killed myself by then
>>321328778
I like my virtual waifu to be a bit more than a fucktoy, thank you very much.She's a qt tho
>>321324216
So guys, I'm stuck in this VR maze full of these crystal monsters chasing me, they are screaming and its not fun anymore. I think I have been here for like 20 hours or some shit.
They got stuck in a wall next to me 5 minutes ago so I have the time to leave this message. How do I get out? I have this hard core gaming bench that lets me out only when I win, and I do not think I can win this. Also, I'm full of drugs and its fucking scary.
Fuck you assholes who voted against mandatory game testing.
>>321324465
>>321326270
>faggot
I've iPhoned the Canadian anti-hatecrime SWAT team. You shitlords are fucked now!
>>321329326
Who's bad side did you get on in order for you to get Blizzard as your game testing company? That's literally a death sentence.
in the last 10 years, which was the best addition to COD series?
Flying Sharks
Vampires
Zombie Velociraptor
Water balloons
Lightning and Cloud
>>321324216
>2026
>owning Xbox not a PS6
>not playing silky smooth interactive movies at 24 fps
>>321329556
>all those
>no farting cyborgs
DROPPED
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>>321329519
Listen man, I'm poor.
EA cops messaged me that I would loose all my bitcoins.
I had to.
>Sony wins again
>Nintendo loses again
This is not fucking fair...
>>321325296
What? Sony died in 2016 bro. Nintendo may be doomed (they'll be dead by 2028 for sure), but Sony is long gone.
>>321328714
Damn, The Last Guardian was such a disappointment. Honestly, I can't even remember a single half decent game that released that year that was PS4 exclusive.
>>321330796
nintendo has been gone for 10 years now.
>wake up at 6:00 am to get ready for work
>work doesn't start until 9, but I'm required by law to assist my wonderful lovely wife in preparation for a her long day of endless patriarchal oppression
>I'm showered and ready to go to work by 7, and begin preparing a meal for my beautiful wife
>she wakes up earlier than expected, and I am scolded for not having her bedside breakfast ready for her in time
>she eats as I enter our address, social security numbers, and other personal information into the TV quickly so she doesn't miss her favorite episode of Housewives of Afghanistan
>I'll be driving a car to work today as my lovely gorgeous wife will be using the hovercraft to meet with her wonderful friends later
>due to the traffic, I get to work only an hour late
>i remove my gasmask, and enter my personal information in order to enter the building
>i then strip my clothes to be checked for weapon or bomb threats
>luckily, today I was home by 7, in time to get the housework done. Maybe I'll have time to play video games today!
>I rushed to finish cleaning and making dinner, then I booted up Gone Home 4: Slut Shamer Shaming
>I was glad to play a game that could teach me so much about oppression, and it makes me glad I can have such a strong and independent woman in my life
>My wife then came home with her boyfriend, and I served them dinner
>She permitted me to continue playing video games while they went to bed
>It's a good life, really. I'm just happy I have so much free time to play video games
Considering how hot it's gotten, I'm amazed heatstroke hasn't killed so many people. Will we snow again, /v/?
>>321331472
I don't get why we still have Nintentoddlers. Have they finally gone mad?
Can't believe SE eventually bought the rights to Undertale, turned it into a franchise, and are about to release Undertale VI.
>>321332064
>finally
what? They have always been.
They updated the Otome Function developer blog!
can't wait for Super Hyper Ultra Street Fighter V and Knuckles
Violated Heroine just got an update!
I hope they fix the buggy parts soon.
Remember when pc gaming died 7 years ago?
>>321324375
>>321327967
>giving corporations direct access to your brains
wew lads
Liru's game will come out soon, right /v/?
>>321326057
After the abortion that was FF7:R? Dude, you can't keep hoping. Square has been dead since the 90s. Let it die in peace.
On the upside, that new Fantasy Tales game looks fucking sweet. It's playful and doesn't try to take itself too seriously, while improving on what made classic games like FF great.
Cant wait to play astrovideogames on my astroconsole after astroschool.
>>321326539
How. They changed Terra into a cyber punk, half-buzzed blonde. She looks terrible. I swear to fucking god, you did this to 7 too, and that blew up in your face so hard.
Man, the Persona 4 remake is looking good. Imagine seeing graphics like this in 2015. Never would've though games would look this good in the future. Where were you when Atlus got better than Square in the graphics department?
God, still can't believe Youtube Red turned out to be an ISIS recruiting tool. Who'da thunk Pewdiepie was secretly their leader the whole time?
Anyway OP, totally excited for Minecraft Kart 3. Finally, the season pass is now only $120.00!
>>321328625
>/vr2/
Fucking Kojima and his boards, gook ran this site so much better.
>>321324216
Thank god Miyamoto is dead.
>>321332951
lol I appreciate the reference
>>321334394
His dead didn't make a splash like when kojima killed himself live on that stream unveiling his new game though.
I'm so sick of Yokai Watch. All the new Yokai just look like Pokemon.
remember when oculus killed sony?
>>321328142
Dude that game flopped like shit. No one wanted to buy a konami game after the creator left.
im glad consoles died and PC Mustardism is reigning.
I mean why would you need a seperate medium to play video games on the tv screen when you can just plug in your pc to the tv? We were so silly back then :^)
>>321334782
It's been like that since pokemon died. The anime had a pretty good ending, never though it would be that deep.
Why do we even have a bottled water board, anyway?
>>321324216
>2026
>TB managed to survive
Hey, have you heard? Star Citizen is supposed to be launched next year! Who /hype/ here?
I hope they bring Tinker Knight back for SK3. His moveset has so much unrealized potential.
I hope they make a new engine for Fallout 6
Thank god moot came back after leaving for two years, The best moment in 4chan history after the launch of "Live Fuck Waifu"
>>321335659
>2026
>Bethesda still relevant
Nigga this is Konami's year
>pirating is illegal
>Steam charges 100 bucks for early access games
>have to go through a privilege check and penis inspection every time i have to play them
At least it's better than consoles
I still regret voting for him.
I sometimes miss handhelds. DS was pretty alright, lots of great oldschool jrpgs like TWEWY.
>>321324216
"Can't wait to get that promotion next year"
>>321335626
>they removed Knight Knight in favour of Sack Knight
I'm still pissed.
>>321335946
>2026
>Not knowing that Bethesda has purchased most major publishing studios
Its 2026 I mean come on.
>>321324216
>I'm 40
Fuck you time.
>>321324216
God, I miss Assassin's Creed. It's a shame Ubisoft had to go bankrupt in 2021, that year's third AC was looking even better than Assassin's Creed: Favelas do Rio.
Has there ever been a time where the internet in general got btfo as hard as when this game came out. I used to be one of those guys that hated it when they announced it, but it is clearly the best metroid game.
>>321336802
>Mediocre art skills
>Mediocre programming skills
>Mediocre engineering skills
>Shitty music and cooking skills.
I wish I could go back 10 years and stop this from happening.
>2026
>you still don't own a
>explain
>>321324216
>Buying nintendo playstation games on the PC
>>321337247
>not owning both a PC and a Smartphone
Who else idort gaming master race here?
>>321324216
It's 2026 and people STILL think women and homo africanus should vote?
I mean COME ON, it's 2026, I thought we got rid of those backwards beliefs in 2020. Don't be one of those old whiteknighting anti-racist fogeys, grandpa.
So I bought a new grumbo but its malfunctioning and spraying shrim everywhere. I already tried replacing the fleebus but it hasn't done anything. Help
So anyone else kinda bummed that they banned degeneracy in video games here in the Caliphate of Avalon? I love seeing faggots and trannies getting stoned in the public square, but I miss virtual titties.
Still can't believe kojima vs. konami ruse. Biggest ruse in history of gaming
who would've though nintendo would make a game about this dude.
Is there something wrong with my copy of Gone Home 3? I've been walking through this mall for almost an hour, and nothing has happened.
>>321339439
That's strange, the credits usually start roling after 10 minutes or so.
>>321339439
Didn't you hear? The base mall is free, but you need to purchase vendors and characters as DLC. Also the true ending is a pre-order bonus, so I hope you got it.
I MEAN COME ON!
>>321334941
No.
I know no one's gonna believe this, but I work for Sega. Sonic Smash Superstars Melee is going to be announced in this year's E3.Mario is in.
Yeah, my mom just got Radical-6 so we had to burn her body after she killed herself. We thought we could just keep her locked in the empty shed but she managed to tear her own throat out. Really stinks. We just burned the whole shed and hoped it didn't spread. I think I'm good.
Although occasionally I wonder why I even keep trying, y'know. Really, there isn't any point. There is no hope. I'm never going to survive or be happy again. This is it.
Fuck everrhgthigrf
did anyone have pics of thewaifu age????plz, i want some pics of anime androids i have nothing since the witchhunt it happened 5 years ago
>tfw 2026 and still no gf
So, guys, next week will be the anniversary of when Notch finally killed himself.
How will you celebrate that the fat lazy jew died?
>>321340269
>>321340359
Thank you, Moot.
Sony announces that it will change its name to be more gender neutral.
Microsoft leaves the video game industry.
Nintendo and Sega merge. Release a console called "Sengo"
Fucking hell, these VR puzzle captchas are the worst.
Fucking swaglord, get it fixed.
I know, I know, Hiro just got killed by a flying tablecat, but come on man. These things don't work half the time.
>>321327628
If only we knew Game Freak was the good guys
>>321324216
Anyone else remember FNAF? share you favorite fnaf memories bros.
>>321341187
Super fun game.
>>321340339
Slow down dude can't hear what you're saying.
>>321328830
>what virtual waifu have you fucked today?
>The same one I do everyday.
Try to take over the world?
>>321341187
I heard they're making a remake of FNAF 12: Part 2, which originally released back in 2016, that game was the best one.
>>321324216
Surely Atlus will soon give us the scoop on Etrian Odyssey V
Guys, guys, holy shit guys, Duke Nukem Eternity is coming out! It's finally happening!
Hopefully it won't be shit like DNF was. Man, those were some worrying times for games.
the new world of warcraft expansion will save blizzard, trust me
All of FFVII remake isn't out yet.
>>321341662
Wow a remake? I remember staying up with my friends, playing this game in the dark. I was only ten years old, fuck I'm getting old. Where does the time go /v/?
Guys, I'm from the year 2036 and I'm here to warn you about the comming WW4. DON'T donate to the new Mario Kart kickstarter, that's the catalyst.
Nintendo just revealed some new girls for Xenoestrogen Chronicles. Which waifu is your favorite /v/?
Has anyone has ever seen Pokemon Solid and Plasma? I mean, these games look very promising and way much better than the old games. And yet, it sticks to the gen 1 formula with new 500 pokemon and old features coming back. The open world aspect makes it even better than the older games.
>>321342240
Wait? When did WW3 happen?!
Are you telling me there are 2 world wars between now and 36? Oh dear fuck.
Looks like I am going to go live in a mountain after all, just like Fallout: New London
>>321328625
Well at the end of 2015 they finally realized that 6th gen is retro and all the idiot "NOT RETRO" cancerposters stopped ruining the board with their blindly defensive nostalgia.
![comment_eGtxVYt9ypbPMXRJkcLlwQYBOo47Mqae[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/84IVJuy.gif "comment_eGtxVYt9ypbPMXRJkcLlwQYBOo47Mqae[1].gif")
>>321324216
>Moot died in your lifetime
>>321342313
the blue one
>>321342575
who?
>>321342375
>Meanwhile, in 2015 /v/:
Ooga booga rockstop
>>321342851
Who the fuck cares about 2015?! That shit was years ago, I care about the 2 world wars we are about to enter.
Shit man, I remember panicking over Russia fucking around in Syria when they nuked IS and a possible Cold War 2, but even Putin wasn't that insane.
2 WWs man. 2. what the fuck
Who's ready for Call of Fallout??? Its gonna b the best rpg ever Todd said so
>>321342758
the guy who ran this place before the jap
>>321342758
Some dumb namefag
>>321343370
the jap?
I've been here for four long years and it's always been under chinese ownership
>>321336185
how bad are consoles?
