So, /v/.
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So, /v/.
The cat lover.
>>321305080
Lobby looks like it has some Gregor potential.
I'd play for either team and hard carry them while being a bro tier team player and leave without saying a word.
>>321305080
I'm just going to go with red team. Can't help but feel they got it together a bit more. Mootles might drag everyone down, but if I take out nathan, I think blue team will crumble.
>>321305080
Team A, I feel it.
>>321305080
A, shitty names but they seem like they actually play vidja, rest of them seem shit.
B, the three guys on the top are obviously terrible players, but Bl00dy_Crow and Nathan seem autistic enough to destroy Team A with ease.
Team A seems trustworthy.
>>321305080
B could contain a grill, a trap and Gregor so i'd take B.
>>321305080
Team A. The only one that really worries me is moot, because he is a faggot who cannot into vidya.
>>321305903
What a terrible idea
The team is a 4v5 since moot left the game
>>321305080
Are people that afraid of saying CSGO on /v/ now?
Fucking casuals.
>b-b-b-but i might get bullied!!!
>>321305080
>bloody crow
>Nathan
Literal gods at the game but I wish nathan would stop drooling over leslie and crow needs to stop arguing with kittens about why metal is superior
>>321305987
Anon, CSGO is not the only FPS with an S&D mode.
>>321305080
Nathan looks like he carries games all day, every day, so Team B.
>>321305987
It's written vaguely so that people who don't play CS:GO can answer too you shitter
>>321305080
>search and destory
>destory
Gone Home has team deathmatch mode?
>>321305080
Team A, noodle man seems legit.
Team A mother fucker
>>321305080
>Team A
Noodleman and Karmina are both shit. Noodleman will most likely throw a fit when things go bad. Moot[4chan] is probably about average, maybe a little better.
PnoyBoi and Honk_Honk420 seem like they could be really good.
In a game, I suspect noodleman and karmina to bring the team down, with noodleman going autistic and creating drama.
>Team B
"I <333 kittehs" is most likely shit, but willing to work in a team. Ancient memer is most likely average, and Ms Leslie has a chance of being an attention whoring girl.
But, Nathan and BloodyCrow are obviously ironic in their names and pictures. I see a lot of potential in those two.
In a game, I expect bloody_crow to be carrying the team, with everyone else working together rather nicely. "I <333 kittehs" will most likely try to flirt with Ms.Leslie all game.
>Conclusion
It's close, but I'm going to have to give it to team B.
>>321305080
Team B
Nathan and Crow look like they'd be great at games, memer is a wild card /v/ faggot, Kittehs is probably a young girl just wanting to play around and have fun
Only problem is """Ms"""" Leslie, I'm concerned he would screw everything up by trying to ERP
Team A has no one that looks competent
Pinoys play fighting games and are shit at everything else
Moot is average
Honk_Honk is a Touhou fan and everyone knows 99% of Touhou fans don't actually play games, least of all the series they're fans of
Karmina is a waifu fag
The only one who could be good is noodle man
>>321306498
>NoodleMan
>shit
He's a stone cold motherfucker.
>>321305080
Team A: azn - Not the right type of azn, may be able to support but is going to get killed due to sloppy ability.
honk - Wildcard: Is either going to be amazing or pure shit depending on the current dosage of drugs he is on.
avatarfag - They're going to be good but most of their time is going to spent staring at their own characters ass.
noodleman - Hold on and watch out because this big bowl of fuck is coming through to steamroll the other team.
moot - Gets out of spawn only to be ddosed.
Team B: kittehs - Deadweight.
memer94 - Solid lynchpin, will provide competent support. Less likely to win 1v1s due to poor response time from age.
Leslie: Turbofag trap steam ID bully. Ability to play is wholly tied to how many times he has masturbated before the match.
xx_the - You're going to see the killcam often but completely falls apart if put on a death streak.
Nathan - Could be Gregor tier or could be ptfo tier.
Memer beats Azn, Honk and Leslie cancel one another out depending on drug use/fap habit, Noodleman beats xx_the, karmina and nathan are a toss up, moot and kittehs are both useless.
I give a slight lead to Team A and Noodleman. I think our victory would be assured were I to don the moniker of Kikkoman.
>>321306883
This, nigga obviously grew up with vidya and is the best player on the team
>>321306883
Look at noodleman's picture dude. He seems like the type of guy who'd be nice at the beginning of a game, but start blaming everyone once shit started going bad. I expect nothing but drama from noodleman.
>>321305080
NOODLEMAN'S GOT THIS
>>321305080
random select
if my team is winning too easily, join the enemy team next round
i play games for the challenge, not to win
>>321305080
Team A is clearly more powerful and capable.
>playing online games
>>321305080
uninstall
>>321305080
Blue.
>dodge moot
>get carried for sure by bloody crow
>dodge the SEA monkey
Definitely moot's team
>>321305080
Wait a sec OP
Who joins the team I don't join?
>>321308494
Your evil, slightly superior and very cocky version of you.
Shit tier
PnoyBoi98
Ms Leslie
I <333_Kittehs_
Xx:Lon3_W0lfSnip3RXx
Ancient_Memer94
Mid Tier
Nathan
!!Moot
Honk_Honk420
Top Tier
Noodleman
I'd expect Honk and Moot to be memeing fags but they should at least be decent at the game if they're from /v/
Team A has Noodle man
That's an instant win tbqh
>>321305080
Motherfucking A team.
>>321308578
What I am evil and very cocky already?
>>321308597
they should at least be decent at the game if they're from /v/
You must be new here
Gotta go for noodleman, no doubt.
>>321308494
Gary Oak
>>321308984
You fight yourself.
>>321308578
In that case I'm going to have to go with A. Even if pnoy and Honk are useless, Noodleman "I have a plan that involves the Klan" looks like he can carry and Mootykins and the rest can hold their own.
Meanwhile, B has 2 people who look like they could be attention whoring women livestreaming on shit internet and some edgy kid who'll most likely start yelling when things go bad.
oh wow that's a tough one, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the blue team because I really like how incase draws dicks.
>>321306402
Team A
[AzN] PnoyBoy98 - most likely some autist who found some local craigslist add this flip posted, stole his picture and made a dumbass name to go with it, he is most likely actually good at the game just wanted people who he kills to see a really dumb name and pic when he kills them, just popped some ritalin too and is in the zone
HonK and Moot - are playing with eachother, same name and image philosophy as pnoy, odds are they are good as well and hell might actually be friends with pnoy too, at least the two of them (maybe pnoy) are on a separate voip client actually communicating and working together
NoodleMan - really damn good, doesn't say shit just knows what he needs to do and gets it done, the one time he says anything it is actually really funny despite being something tame and inoffensive. Probably a really great guy overall.
_KaRminA_ - this is the anchor, they probably understand the basics at least and are able to be carried without too much extra effort, but don't expect them to save the match if they are the only one left up
Team B
Ancient_Memer - unironically thinks it's funny to call himself a memer, literally no skill at the game, most likely there to film himself "trolling" to post some "ebin videos" on his youtube channel that nobody watches, probably streaming on twitch as well with 1 viewer
Nathan - really good at the game, will wreck A if no one tries to shut him down. Team's hard carry right here, though he will white knight hard as fuck if you talk shit about kittehs
Kittehs - an actual girl, really bad, not even actually trying, will not stop talking
Ms Leslie - either it's a dude who is ok at the game and just thinks cropped hentai is the penultimate form of profile pictures, or it's a girl who is good, not great, and just really likes lewd pictures, their voice will be ambigous and they will only talk when necessary
xx_the - meant to join deathmatch, doesn't care about S&D maybe he'll play decent, maybe not
I choose A
From left to right
Team A
-Dumb CODkiddie who'll whine about lucky shots and complain about his team when he's at the bottom of the scoreboard
-The guy that could steamroll everybody if he even bothered to try, still pulls off killstreaks without much particular effort
-Silent guy who'll never say a thing yet play okay-ish
-Pubstar who plays seriously yet fairly. Will make futile attempts at teamwork, is fairly good and might end up second on the scoreboard
-Memester who's there to micspam
Team B
-Knows more than you can possibly imagine, many will attempt to votekick him for hacking.
-A more annoying version of the pubstar who whines about "these fucking casuals".
-Cropped anime porn avatar indicates high skill yet high fagottry
-Somewhat self aware idiot, probably terrible.
-Run of the mill fat neckbeard, expect him to try to be pro but fail miserably
Obviously B
>>321305080
>steam avatars
>with those dimensions
>DESTORY
>>321305080
I throw my lot in with team A. Team B has a "female" so that's one player who is guaranteed to be a shitter.
>>321305080
>blue team
two (most likely) girls, who will have be shit. and three autists who will be good
>red team
the obvious choice. No one stands out as a complete retard
>>321310460
I have no idea who you mean with some of these, it makes no sense
Are you going top to bottom?
>>321310460
>Kitteh
>hacker
>memer
>pubstar
>anime
Delusional as fuck.
>>321305080
Auto-assign.
>>321310767
I wasted time of my life to make this.
>>321311015
What makes you think Xx_The_Bl00dy_Crow_xX is self aware?
Nathen is power alone but cat lover is pretty cool aswell
Team A has Noodleman.
Team B has The Bloody Crow.
I feel like the answer is obvious.
>>321311767
Yeah, only a moron would go with Team A :^)
1 so I can tk moot.
>>321305080
>Team A
Pinoy is most likely a shitter but can probably make good bait
Honk could be anything but most likely a mid level player
Waifufag would be a lot like Honk but just slightly less skilled, most likely one to complain after the pinoy.
Noodleman would be the GOAT player. He'd definitely know his shit.
Moot cannot play games to save his life.
>Team B
Kitteh is probably a young player, B's version of the pinoy but plays like shit because of poor experience
Memer is probably fairly decent, but insufferable to play with. May actually say "Boom! Headshot!"
Anyone with an incase avatar is most likely a turbofag more intrested in ERPing than playing.
Bloody Crow is probably a low-mid skilled player who thinks he's a high skilled player. Most likely one to complain.
Nathan is the best one here. Could easily be high skilled and never complain, because he won't talk unless giving directions.
Team A feels more consistent to me.
B so I can ask Miss Leslie for the sauce.
>>321312614
Enjoy your dick girls.
>>321312951
I'll take one for the team.
A if I wanted to win
B if I wanted to have fun
>>321313330
This
>>321305080
>PnoyBoi98
Underage, literal autistic shitter.
>Honk_Honk420
Plays the Clown near in SS13, expect him to mess with the opponent more than actually try to win. Is probably still better at the game than most everyone else.
>_KaRmInA_
An unironic waifufag, expect them to be good but ultimately easily bullied into playing worse.
>NoodleMan
A somewhat original name, probably has been using the name on a forum site since he was a kid. People of this type tend to be pubstompers, but never any higher.
>!!Moot[4chan]
Alright
> I<333_Kittehs_
Probably new to the game, won't learn fast enough to be helpful.
>Ancient_Memer94
An ironic memer, trying and failing to piss people off by killing them with a meme avatar.
>~Ms Leslie~
Uses cropped porn for an avatar, a complete faggot, but good at the game.
>Xx_The_Bl00dy_Crow_xX
Either will ironically or ironically be edgy and micspam his shitty metal, but either way will still be really good.
>Nathan
He is autistic, but unlike PnoyBoi98 he is autistic for the game you are playing, and he will destroy.
Pretty balanced, with team A having more good players but Team B having better good players. Though Team B has a leaning for it unless HonK_HonK420 decides to go all out.
>>321305080
But who joins the team I don't join?
>>321316179
>Gregor has joined the game
>>321305080
>MsLeslie
>>321313330
>having fun with Nathan the autistlord judging your every move and giving you shit for every mistake.
>>321305080
I hit the random option and let Lady Luck fuck me over.
>>321305080
Team B
Team A looks like its full of retards especially since MOOT is there.
>>321317046
That sounds kinda hot.
>>321305080
Nathan or Noodleman
Nathan is prob good
It's close, but I would go with Team A.
Nathan and Crow are likely to be good for team B, but the other 3 will be garbage, and I think Noodle will take out Nathan, and KArmina and Pnoy can gang up to take down Crow.
The other 5 can all go dryhump each other in the corner I guess.
>>321305903
>>321305959
>they never played diablo/wow with moot
top kek hes competent the real person you should be worried about is honkhonk 420
nobody good has 420 in their name.
>>321317609
we arent talking about diablo/wow faggot, we're talking about an fps.
>>321317609
>nobody good has 420 in their name.
This is so fucking true it hurts.
team A is obviously the meme meister team, so team B it is
>>321317958
diablo translates to fps's really well
if your good in diablo you would be good at shooters
your the faggot
truly yours anon
>>321318282
>diablo translates to fps's really well
no it doesn't you fucking faggot.
it's like saying playing a moba translates to FPS really well.
fuck off retard.
>>321313068
so no sauce?
>>321318548
except mobas do translate to fps's well
are you this bad at video games?
how is aiming a skillshot any different then aiming a headshot
>>321318826
>except mobas do translate to fps's well
>how is aiming a skillshot any different then aiming a headshot
alright I fell for the bait.
NoodleMan seems like he's be a cool guy, so I'd join his team.
>>321317609
>nobody good has 420 in their name.
>>321318010
Yeah, nah. Confirmation bias at it's most obvious.
xLWeed_toker420 here, literally top of my counterstrike servers.Play best after a bong or two.Add me up peeps.
>>321305080
THE TRAP!
I CHOOSE THE TRAP!
>>321318557
I haven't asked Leslie yet.
>>321319510
>literally top of my counterstrike servers.
>my counterstrike servers
>my
Wow, It's fucking nothing!
>>321319748
I don't own them, I meant the ones I play on regularly.
You're not that dumb, right?
>>321319916
so you're at the "top" of some shitter servers?
Wow, It's fucking nothing!
>>321319510
theres bound to be an exception too the rule but the majority of smokers suck and you too by the sounds of it
>taking a bong hit
>not vaping
>then vaping the avb
its like you dont know how to have double the weed
>Nathan
no contest
