330 pounds
inb4 Rosalina
>>321260123
46 pounds.
Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass
one mirrion tons
3 tonnes
>>321260123
>tfw weigh more than wario
>>321260123
308 Pounds, Size 11 feet, his arms and legs are pure muscle.
>>321260678
Holy shit, go for a fucking walk you disgusting neckbeard.
7.5 grams
>>321260852
I can't what if I miss something on the steam sale? There's 10010 games on sale and I have to view them all
>>321260678
Christ, I feel like a slob at 210. Can't even imagine.
>>321260852
> go for a walk
> burn 20 calories at an extreme most
> meanwhile he fills up on a 140 cal mtn dew and a 500 cal burger from the local fast foodery
good advice sarge
>>321260678
Does it hurt to breath?
>>321260678
It's okay bro.
>>321261250
But im not gay
>>321261286
Not even a little? Not even enough to get your dick sucked?
>>321261250
>/soc/
>>321260678
Holy shit, anon. Get some exercise and eat healthier. You're gonna die if you keep this up;~;
>>321260678
>>321261046
>Tfw 6'5 and 240lbs
>>321260896
>tfw weigh more than olimar
>>321261535
How's the weather up there?
>>321261250
i remember seeing someone link one of those "big guys post ITT" threads on /tv/ in the heyday of baneposting, i laughed pretty inappropriately at the damage it did
until next time guys thanks for reading.
>Tfw 5'10" and 180 lbs
I need to lose weight
>>321260123
Close OP
>>321260678
I went from 165 to 175 and feel like i'm going to die being so ridiculously fat. It's amazing you're alive.
Keep on keepin on breh.
>>321260678
If it makes you feel better, really, really fat people generally lose weight faster than just kind of fat people.
>>321261713
You don't need to lose weight man you need to gain some fucking muscle
>>321261640
>Not abandoning your fleshy prison
>Not ascending to the ethereal plane
>Not being one with the universe
>>321260678
Haha, kill yourself you fat virgin pig!
>>321261865
But my thighs and tummy look so big now compared to last year..
I never really worked out but I gained so much weight this year for some reason
>>321261675
Pretty comfy.Its over 70F on christmas eve for fucks sake.
>>321261713
realistically you can get down to about 169, but it's gonna slowly go back up after that
>>321261775
>175
>Fat
What's it like being a manlet?
how can someone be above 250 pounds? like how much do you have to hate yourself to end up like that?
>yfw you're 7'4" and over 440 lb
life is hard
>>321262289
But Andre was the son of Romanian immigrants.
>>321261640
>>321262638
>tfw shorter than Napoleon
a-at least I can live out my dreams of having an amazon waifu to do gentle femdom things with
>>321261535
6'2 and274
>>321262802
>tfw the other day I saw a 5'1 guy with a girl of the same height
we are doing something wrong anon
>>321262081
A combination of being raised with a mostly shitty diet, slow metabolism, and then not caring enough when you get old enough to know better
Sourcing myself as a +300 pound slob. Most of my family has gotten on the heavier side
I like exercising and the feeling of physical exhaustion, but I just can't be arsed to commit to it right now. Being a fatass is one of the least of my problems
>>321262872
She's cheating on him with a tall, masculine, good looking guy such as myself. Stay cucked.
>>321262951
>such as myself
>>321262936
at least tell me having no gf isn't one of the biggest problems you have
>>321262638
still a stinky frenchman
>>321262936
>Slow metabolism
Nah breh that's a shitty excuse. It's all about the shitty diet and lack of exercise. Obviously it gets worse if you continue eating like shit after your teens due to your slowing metabolism, but still.
>>321262872
what if we dug tunnels and made underground fortresses and grew our beards out
maybe then we could get some bitches
>>321261713
Isn't that only barely above the normal range for BMI?
You're fine, man.
>>321263078
We would need some drinks if we wanted to stay happy
>>321263035
Of course not. I have far more unattractive traits to my person than being fat. If I lost the weight I'd still be a shitty person.
>>321263037
keyword is COMBINATION, my man
Plenty of people can live the same way and never gain any noticeable weight. Plenty of my friends are like that
>>321263026
>>321260678
>tfw I used to weigh more than wario (374)
>now at 308 and still dropping
Just go to /fit/ and they'll help you out bruh. Also what >>321261832 said, it's ridiculously easy to lose weight where you're at with some willpower.
>>321263026
Thanks for the pic, sucker! It's mine now!
>>321262823
I'm 6', I went from 260 lbs to 230 in about 4 months, All I did was stop eating rice and bread. I still eat a ton of meat and lettuce.
>>321264521
I posted it so you could enjoy, dummy.
>>321261117
>people drink soda
>>321264383
guys holy shit i wasn't serious i was making a pcuck joke
>>321264543
All you did eat less overall calories. What's wrong with bread and rice?
>>321265206
They get metabolized by your body fast and you feel hungry again in a short while.
>>321265121
When you're making fun of pcucks you sort of need to make a joke that's relevant to pcucks.
>>321261535
How's the weather up there?
6'2" and and a well toned 185 last Christmas after changing to a high protein diet
got a promotion where i do way less physical labor and lots of walking
165 as i sit, i just want to stop being a skeletor forever
>>321265703
>Brand loyalty shitposting in /v/
>Hell, shitposting in /v/
>Coherent as an actual opinion and relevant to the topi
Why do you think it's shitposting instead of trolling now?
Three metric tons.
>>321266034
that's a lot of daisy
>mfw 6'6" and 259 pounds