Bayonetta is cute! CUTE!
Suppose so
Short hair on girls is disgusting
Go to bed Kamiya
>>321259820
Blocked
Bayonetta is an old hag
Do you think she would kill me if I slapped her ass?
fucking whore
she is not cute
>That white suit
That's pretty bitchin'
Dunno why but she does nothing for my dick.
Probably not into dominant chicks
It was legitimately cute seeing her struggle to interact with Cereza in Bayo 1 tho
>>321260426You would probably get fucked and dominated so hard your dick would wish you were dead.
weebs really come up with the shittiest memes
>>321260550
>suit
Bayonetta is my girlfriend.
I love her face in this scene
Old women are gross. Wanting to fuck Bayonetta is like wanting to fuck the queen of England.
I just don't understand how any man can find her unattractive. She's literally perfectly designed
She's my waifu
I wish Bayonetta had a gender swap mode.
more like boyonetta
>>321261746
Her legs are a tad too long.
She's fine other than that.
>>321262229
waiting for someone to call you a manlet
>>321262229
>>321263658
they look fine there. They look too long in >>321260924 Guess it just depends
>>321262229
Fucking manlet, when you will learn?
For some reason Bayo just doesn't turn me on at all. I like her - in fact she's one of my favourite female characters in vidya - and I think her design is pretty good, especially in 2, but I don't have any desire to fap to her.Red/black schoolgirl costume is the best costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_G-bqkb-Xw
I want police officer Bayonetta to put me in handcuffs.
>>321264004
>not police b
bad taste
>>321259747
I don't understand how anyone could fall for such blatant and obvious lies. Surely not even the liar believes what he says?
>>321261131
Lizy was pretty fuckable when she was young
>>321263790
She's the epitome of femininity, in the sense of what women usually want to achieve but taken to the extreme.
Tiny waist, well endowed and curvy hips, long legs, sexy make-up/outfit, always confident of how she looks.
Her design isn't really what men want to see in a woman, it's what feminine women desire in themselves.
In other news, most women don't want to be a moeblob, specially not outside of Asia.
>Rodin is a playable character in the multi-player
>but not in the main game
For what purpose? Why exclude the best character?
She's not cuteShe's hot
What did you ask Rodin to bring you for Christmas?
>>321265190
his dick
>>321263658
How tall is she, anyway?
>>321265290
11.951 Umbran Witch Height.
>>321265290
Bayonetta actually isn't that tall. Luka is taller than her, it's just her proportions.
>tfw Bayonetta will never wrap her legs around you and force you to cum inside while she haughtily belittles you.
>>321265257
Anon, he probably cums magma.
>that crushing feeling when no bayonetta gf
>butch
no thanks.
Does anyone else strangely not want Bayonetta 3 because you know they'll change her pixie cut design. I can't help it, Bayonetta 2 Bayo is literally the perfect fucking design for her. I don't ever want them to changer her hair.
>>321265605
Well, might as well just kill myself.
>>321265683
>bayo's hair is literally magic
>can't change her hairstyle at will
What the hell Platinum
>>321265683
I know that feeling, short-hair Bayo makes my dick literally diamonds
>>321265658
What part of bayo is even remotely butch
>>321265605
>implying you're confident enough for a Bayonetta gf
That's like asking for an on camera Gianna Michaels gf. Way too dominant for your average beta 4chan browser
Never ever, sonyfags. ;)
Wouldn't be the first time I've made mayo for bayo.
>>321265825
People think that pixie cut = butch
>>321261746
Because she's badly proportionate and her Bayo 1 design with the beehive hair is stupid as fuck.
Short hair Bayo a qt though.
>>321265957
never forget
>Bayo will never call you a naughty boy and tease you about your dick
granny.
>Nintendo buys Sega
>Bayonetta 3 is NX exclusive
>more tears from non-idorts because they're too stupid to understand how that shit works.
Bayo is a lesbian. I don't like degenerates.
