What was his problem?
He secretly wants Pit's ass.
edge
>>321250217
he's a reverse clone of a goody too shoes.
He's wondering why there isn't a Palutwona.
>>321250253
This.
>>321250325
Why hasn't this become a thing yet?
>imagining a demure, darkly sexy Palutena
>>321250253
>Secretly
>>321250325
i guess because Medusa exists,
>>321250217
Wanted freedom
>>321250451
>tweek x craig
yeah nah keep your headcannon to yourself.
>>321250217
Nintendo thought they could make their own version of Shadow.
The real question is will Dark Pit get his own spinoff?
>>321250674
Pit is so obviously fucking gay though. It would only stand to reason that him and his clone would want to bang.
>>321250432
Dang
>>321250432
I wish I had problems like that.
>>321251835
He draws the best Pit/Pittoo. But I'm a fan of muscular shotas.
OP here, please stop being fags in my thread
>>321252587
Nigga once the thread's been made you no longer have control.
So are they identical EVERYWHERE, or do you suppose one has a bigger weapon than the other?
>>321252587
> posts pitoo
> somehow surprised by the result
Have you ever seen one of these threads before? This is always what happens.
Having to be a incomplete clone of a cowardly hero.
>>321253024
he could delete it, if it hasnt been too long. still, think about it. how do you get people to post what you want? claim its shit and disgusting. wait for the fish to take the bait and start posting the thing you "hate".
>Still no double fellatio porn with two Pits
Should've started the thread with /ss/ if you wanted any real discussion
>>321253762
You have my interest.
>>321253706
>/ss/
We are talking about real men here.
>>321253762
>see medusa
>cant not read the text in Numbah 5's older sister's voice
Its really off putting
>>321253198
dark pitsuncut
>Tfw replaced all my underwear with bike shorts.
They feel nice
>>321254105
Pics
>>321253762
>>321253762
>Pit not instantly petrified by looking at Medusa's face
>let alone at her twat
0/10but post source anyway
>>321254071
FUCK YOU NOW I CAN'T EITHER
>>321250217
The gods use Pit as their pawn, and this mirrors on Pitoo's feelings.
They also let thousands of innocent persons die over their selfish conflicts, and he doesn't want to deal with that bullshit.
>>321250325
He can get Medusa or Bayonetta
>>321254253
>>321253706
>/ss/
Absolutely disgusting.
>>321254483
oh trust me, he got hard as a rock
>>321254483
https://hitomi.la/reader/549933.html
>dark pit
>dark samus
>dark blood falcon
>dark pokemon in XD
>dark mirror world kirby
>dark shadow mario
>dark link
>dark boshi
>dark zard X
>dark giga bowser
Why do we let them get away with this?
>>321252587
You should have posted official art, a dialogue box or just something else.
I came in expecting discussion too, but oh well, better luck next time.
>>321250217
He was confused about being a sassy black womyn trapped in a white boys body.
>>321254902
Chris Metzen set a trend.
>>321255101
>I came in expecting discussion too
Have you never been in a Kid Icarus thread? It either goes /ss/ or full on gay.
>>321255101
based on the file name, and its location...i dont think he was really expecting that...
>>321255280
Yup, but I don't know why you say such things though.
There are some waifufags and shotafags, sure, but the threads are also pretty good if they manage to reach over 100 posts.
>>321255384
Yeah, I guess I missed the memo.
Enjoy your thread, guys.
>>321255384
>Dark Pit
>Top
Good one
>>321255721
man, really? its NOT a gaybait thread? shit man, sorry. it just reallly, really looked like it. its the same format really as like, the megaman and link threads
>>321255905
how can the good guy be the forceful one? you think some bad ass dark version is gonna lay there and take it?
i mean, really, legit question. god and satan going at it. whose on top.
>>321255721
I think the problem is he posted Dark Pit which tends to overtake the KI threads. If he posted your image or something I think it wouldn't get this far.
>>321256069
Who said anything about Pit being the forceful one? To me Dark Pit is a perfect power bottom.
>>321256250
but...but hes black
just kidding. we are delving into head canon here. i honestly dont really know much about the series.
>>321255990
>>321256150
Do as you please, I don't really mind it since I'm not OP.
>>321250217
He acknowledged that all of the people in charge are self-absorbed spiteful assholes that kept getting everyone killed.
I love how the game mentioned that Palutena is a vengeful cunt because a girl was prettier than her. It really made it feel more like a Greek setting with flawed gods.
>>321256637
iunno, if no real discussion occurs and op bails, i dont give this thread very long to last. /v/s pretty gay, but the most vocal of us are the bara ones and this isnt fat, disgusting motherfuckers. we lean and mean, racing models in this thread, and /v/ has a hard time relating to being skinny
>>321257087
Haven't you been in a healer(male) thread lately? There's plenty of skeletal twinks on /v/.
>>321257087
Source of that please
>>321257371
Haven't seen any (male) threads recently.
>>321257413
Just look for pit yaoi on r34
>>321257087
>/v/ has a hard time relating to being skinny
kek
I must say that I really like the design of the angels, especially Pit's whole attire and colors; although all the characters have fucking great designs, and I'm kinda surprised that there's no Magnus appreciation.
The last time I cheked, the porn was pretty even between Palutena, Dark Pit and Magnus.This was before Smash 4 though.
>>321257413
kiricloud on gelbooru, atleast thats where i found it
>>321257371
no i have not. maybe i will now
>>321250217
He's a clone
>>321257626
Well they're really fucking gay. There are sometimes a few twinks sending out pics to people who ask, there's almost always at least one person looking to erp, and like 50% of them probably get deleted for too much gay porn showing up.
>>321257680
>That file name
That's kind of what I'm taking about. Dark Pit is the perfect bottom. He loves trying to be tough but when it finally comes down to it he's completely willing.
>>321254902
Dark yoshi, when?
>>321257979
what would that make him, straight?
>>321257910
>3d
too gay for me
>>321258065
Just sayin' that as proof that there are some skinny faggots on /v/ too. The vast majority of the shit in the healer(male) threads is 2d. Really they're just shota/crossdressing threads with a bit of FFXIV shilling thrown it to try and pretend it's still vidya.
>>321258065
Well is yoshi even a boy? I would think only the pink yoshi was gay.
>>321257979
Right now
>>321258258
This from mario rpg?
>>321258347
Yes
>>321250217
Bayonetta kicked his ass in her reveal trailer.
>>321258250
shit i might be thinking birdo here, but he/she is like the original genderfluid before that shit got silly
>>321258871
I forgot but wasn't Birdo and Yoshi dating in Captain Rainbow?
recommended what games/what order for masterrace only.
>>321259016
no idea, but think about how gay that sentence just sounded
>>321259056
What?
>>321259056
>uprising
There. That's the order you should play the games in. The first two were OK retro platformers but they share almost nothing in common with Uprising, which also happens to be a much better game than either of them.
>>321259156
Oops I was wrong. But you do go out of your way to see what gender Birdo is.
>>321259407
Yeah, Uprising is the best game of the franchise, but the original Kid Icarus is very solid as well, and the maze sections are pretty interesting.
