>build $400 'console killer' PC
>need to buy $150 monitor
>need to buy $50 keyboard + mouse
>need to buy $100 'gaming' chair
>only games available are broken console ports
>everyone plays assfaggots and CS
>new releases require extreme graphical/performance compromises or don't run at all
>be butthurt 24/7 about consoles
console masterrace
Thats why i copped a bone son
>console killer
>not putting it in your living room
I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic.
That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being.
To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind.
My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates.
Automobile soul-mates.
I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions.
People persecute us for our true selves.
My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort.
I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point.
Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget.
You never forget your first.
But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy.
They don't understand,
I have just as much right to the road as they do.
Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution.
I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil.
It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a Honda, not really a person.
Your morality doesn't apply to me.
I am a car.
Beep beep, mother fucker.
Deal with it.
>buy a console
>need to buy a $700 TV
>need to buy a $700 couch
woooow
Yep
>but pckiller ps4
>have to buy $600 TV
>have to buy HDMI cables
>have to buy $2000 couch
>only game worth playing is bloodborne
>spend all my time watching Netflix
>have to buy ps4 internet on option
>spend time shitposting on /v/
>>321193660
Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...
>300 dollars worth of pop tarts
>ISHYGDDT shiggy diggy rama lama lama
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Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
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Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
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>>321194606
>>321194643
Except everyone already has a couch and TV. Nobody already has a monitor, keyboard, etc lying around.
>>321193660
Dolphin Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
>>321194906
>owning a jew propaganda machine
lmao you sheep
>>321193660
>Only 400 meme dollars
lol enjoy your Microsoft office machine pleb.
>>321194906
It's the exact opposite.
Hardly anyone owns a TV while a monitor is pretty much essential nowadays unless you use a laptop or some kind of a pad thing.
REMOVE SONY remove SONY
you are worst fanbase. you are the fanbase idiot you are the fanbase smell. return to nippon. to our nippon cousins you may come our company. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,sony we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole fanbase stink sonygger sqhipere shqipare..sonygger genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead fanbase..ahahahahahSONYGGER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget e3 .sonygger we kill you , sonygger return to your precious sony….hahahahaha idiot sonyggers smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SONYGGERS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. pc+xbox+nintendo=kill sony…you will e3/ gabe alive in pc, gabe making game of pc . we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of gabe… you are ppoor stink fanbase… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a brothel
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>>321193660
>need to buy $150 monitor
You can use your TV just the same as a console
>need to buy $50 keyboard + mouse
You can get those things for under $10
>need to buy $100 'gaming' chair
You don't need a 'gaming' chair. You don't even need an office chair. You just need a chair or a couch or whatever else just the same as a console
>>321194606
plus a house, dont want that shit to get rained on
>buy $2 burger
>need to buy $6 ketchup
>need to buy $4 mustard
>need to buy $300 table
>tfw sonypony
>tfw you have to pay 50 bucks to play online
>>321194906
I have tons of monitors and keyboards and TV's and a couch and I'm poor. What is your excuse?
>bought a gaming PC like 5 years ago
>can still run new games pretty well
except Arkham Knight and Unity, fuck those games.
>buy console
>need to buy $50 online play privilege card
>need to buy $2000 4k TV
>need to buy $120 monster HDMI cables
>need to buy $2000 couch and love seat
>need to buy $75 0000+ apartment or house with a living room
>>321196429
you play your PC on the streets?
>>321194906
>everyone everywhere has a couch and a tv
jesus christ
>>321196509
No, at starbucks.
>need to buy a $15 shitty coffee.
>>321196571
I imagine people who don't wouldn't be buying PCs just yet.
>>321194906
>>321193660
>be 14 year old consolefag
>come on /v/ and argue that consoles are cheaper based on the assumption that your parents already paid for the TV
>>321193660
>not using an office chair you found on the side of the road
>>321194828
https://youtu.be/lNj8beDWVWU?t=13s
>when a pcuck tries to claim a keyboard and mouse is more comfy than a controller
>buy $400 console
>need to buy $1000 TV
>need to buy $400k home to plug it into
>need Tyrone to satisfy my wife so she'll let me play vidya
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K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger’s heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don’t give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it
Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can’t step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Every Jew be stealing money from you and me
Now who’s the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
I don’t know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it’s because they look
And smell like ass
Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk
I don’t give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama
It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
Moon man, Moon man, can’t you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
Fuck off nigger
I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain’t my brother
Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena
When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya
>>321193660
>buy $800 prebuilt PC because it's more convenient than buying parts separately
>buy consoles a few years after release on sale
>play anything I'd like
>nofucksgiven
>>321197824
But... is convenience worth the extra $400? I mean, it takes about 2 hours to make a PC from scratch. I did my first when I was 16. Did a 2nd one when I was 20. I'll be doing my 3rd one in 2017.
>>321193660
What the Fuck is a gaming chair and why do you think it's exclusive to pc?
>buy $400 'supercharged computer'
>need to get a $2000 TV for it
>only 900p 15-30 fps anyways
>need to pay for online services
>need to buy $100 hdd upgrade
>only has bloodborne.
Or better yet
>buy $400 'supercharged Kinect'
>every single exclusive will come out on pc in a better format eventually without fail.
>>321193660
>$150 'elite' console controller
>$60 video games
>$400 being enough for a good computer
>$150 being enough for a good monitor
>$50 for keyboard and mouse together instead of each being $80 for a good one, $200 for a mechanical that lasts 20+ years
>implying half these faggos aren't playing undertale like the furries they are
>implying I've seen a game that requires more than minecraft+shaders
POSTAN masterrace
>>321199372
Don't forget the $850 'gaming' couch.
Console players don't think about this stuff because mommy and daddy get it all for them.
>>321193660
>buy comfy $400 ps4
>thankfully mummy already bought my tv and couch lol so now I get to use them haha fuck you bitch :DD
>buy a Wii U for half the price of P$4 or quarter the price of a pc
>don't need a monitor or TV because gamepad
>don't need controller because gamepad
>free online because Nintendo is based
>get to enjoy all the Bayonetta and Smash that other consoles will NEVER EVER get
True master race coming through
>>321194906
>having an electric jew at home
>>321193660
>be me
>buy an oil rig
>eat shrek for breakfast
>realize i cannot eat shrek because he is Haram
>what.jpeg
>Jesus comes down from New York
>he says to me
>big bois dont cri lad ;)
>I say thank you Allah
>go back to masturbating to cheese doodles
>i can finally be Kung Fu Panda
Feels good man
>>321193660
>buy PS4
>can't run microsoft excel
Masterrace indeed.
>>321199567
>'gaming' couch
>>321201259
>buying consoles only supported by one company
you might as well buy one of those educational cartridge based systems for kids at this point.
