I'm so fucking close
Convince me not to
>>321179597
go for it
do it faggot
reported:-)))
>>321179597
can't you be bothered to decide on your own.
for fucks sake you have to be 18 to be here.
just pirate it.
you play it once, you've played it a hundred times anyways
Come on man, DO IT!
>>321179597
It only takes 1 hour to complete and you'll never going to touch it again.
>>321179597
Do it and refund it afterwards. You can beat it in less than 2 hours, so
Now you don't have to play this piece of shit m8.
>>321179597
>playing Eunt Domus
Jupiter, Roman /v/ has gone to the barbarians.
So what was up with the random cult stuff?
This is a board for games. Gone Home is a game in the same way old gum is fine cuisine. Same category technically but there's a big difference in presentation and attitude.
>>321179652
thanks lad
>>321179835
i'm not tumblr but this so fucking misogynistic holy fuck
>>321179835
What are the chances of /v/ calling it GOTY if the main character had a dick?
>>321179835
holy fuck
>>321179597
It's a piece of shit 45 second walking simulator with an audio-book playing as the soundtrack.
It isn't even worth playing if they gave you money to do so.
>>321180581
>It's now about a spoiled boy who goes through a FUCK YOU DAD phase and pretends to like video games to get a girl
Still shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS5eQmRgBlY
And now you don't have to :^)seriously thought if you want a walking simulator get stanley parable, much better.
>>321180681
>FUCK YOU DAD
>phase
I'm still waiting for it to be less than two dollars.
>>321180931
>less than a hamburger
jew
>>321179597
>6 bucks
A complete rip off.
>45 seconds long!!!
Anyone who says this has never played it, I guarantee
>>321179597
I still have an unclaimed humble key for this game. What you got OP?
>>321181140
>6 real money is 6 murikkka shekels
bro
Not worth it, you play it for an hour and never touch it again.
>>321179597
It's simply not fun.
>>321181528
plenty of money and the willingness to support devs
>>321179815
I don't think they allow refunds if you have the "game completed" achievement.
You should at least pirate it to see what everyone is talking about
>>321181917
>using the 'supporting developers' argument to justify paying actual real world currency for fucking Gone Home
anon I know it's winter and the de-icer looks tasty but it's not for drinking
its like 45 minutes long about secret lesbians
it's bad
It took me an hour to finish it, and I explored every inch of that fucking house.
I guess the thing they were trying to say with this game is that lesbians are people too. Trying to open up a dialog about sex and sexual orientation or something. The problem is that the story is less thought provoking than your average post on /v/.
It feels like the game should have been told through your sister's eyes, not yours. She had a much more interesting adventure in the house, discovering secret crawlspaces, ghosthunting, conjuring spirits, lezing out with her underage girlfriend. You just come along, read a note that tells you where the secret panel is, then you go to the secret panel and look at the remnants of the fun that was once had there.
Very boring overall, some of the notes are fun to read though. Soundtrack sucks.
The game is about 2 hours long and is worth playing if only to take part in the discussion surrounding 'walking simulators'. Worth a pirate at least
http://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=4010
>>321180662
>the sunlight in this house is the saddest thing i've ever seen
What the actual fuck is this?
>>321180443
Anon you shouldnt use words you dont understand, please go back to reddit so you can understand their meaning.
>>321180662
I call bullshit on this webm. All the lights in the house were already turned on and the front door was unlocked. That playthrough would have taken no less than 10 extra seconds if he hadn't cheated.
>>321181460
This. It's not really a game, more like a cute interactive story, and it's a nice nostalgia blast if you follow the story along like you're supposed to instead of rushing to the end. There's moments that you don't know if it's going to turn into a horror game because some parts of the house are dark, or there's a storm outside you can see through the windows, and it feels good to finish it the right way and get the whole story of every family member. I really liked it. It was a great experience.
>>321184678
It's a story about underage rape that's played as romantic because it's between two girls, a failed marriage, and a man forced to live in the house where he was ritualistically raped as a child.
Very cute.
Oh and the reason the house looks like a horror house is because it was supposed to be a horror game but they realized that they were hacks so they slapped on the sub lifetime tier garbage story on there and blew everyone in town so they could get their bullshit accolades.
>>321180662
So what was even the big twist
>>321185016
>blew everyone in town so they could get their bullshit accolades
You're a massive presumptuous faggot, anon, but that is ok, I know you let go of yourself and got fat, and on top of that years passed by of you doing nothing so you got old and ugly and you're going to be alone for new years eve, so this is the time of the year when you become a bitter cynic. Here's to hopping next year you finally have the balls to walk slowly into the ocean to kill yourself with tears streaming down your face, sparing all of us another holiday season dealing with your bullshit bitterness.
>>321181917
That's great anon. But this response is why your circle of friends is ever shrinking
>>321185752
What's up, IdleThumbs?
>>321185752
That might be true.
But it still doesn't change the fact that Gone Homo is undeniable shit.
>>321185752
edgy nigga
>>321181741
thanks for the subjective opinion you cuck
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEGO MOVIE WEBM
>>321186371
>aarchive moe is dead
i want to see this thread in its full glory
>>321179597
It's a 7/10 gamehurrr, gaem, moar liek not a gaem amirite
Far from the savior of gaming portrayed by critics, far from the unmitigated shit portrayed by /v/. If you are a reasonable, ordinary person you have a reasonable chance of having a decent time. 6$ is still a bit much though, you may want to wait. If you take your time you're only likely to get 4 hours out of it.
