>The boss can destroy your safe hiding spots
>the boss has safe hiding spots
>boss gets smart to your safe spots
>the boss IS the safe hiding spot
>The game has a giant lore explanation cutscene
>You can't skip the cutscene, and the boss that follows the explanation is trial and error as fuck
>Boss has forms
>Boss can make himself invincible for no reason
>Boss can leave fight and summon baddies
>Boss is immune to everything
>Boss is bullet sponge
>Boss is QTE
>>321134465
>Your new console has no games
>You can't kill the boss
>Has to do some puzzle instead
>>321134465
If the boss can destroy it then it isn't very safe is it
>Fire boss
>THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HEAT UP!
>boss is indestructible
>the only way to beat the level is to disassemble yourself while in the hiding spot so that when the boss destroys your cover and sees you in pieces he thinks he's won
>>321138316
>QTE comes up completely unprompted
>failing QTE heals boss and makes the boss leave the fight, while summoning more baddies
>have reliable way to restore hp/mp throught regen or lifesteal
>fight is literally going nowhere
>final boss is a QTE
>final boss happens to be a QT
>>321139965
>shampoo boss
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
>>321140687
>America boss
>Hamburger music starts playing
>>321141304
>>321141304
>Australian boss
>what's the matter cunt, can't handle the bantz?
