you should be able to figure this out
>>321118959
black win
>>321118959
what am i supposed to do, how am i suppsoed to solve it. what's the question.
>>321118959
you need to provide the winning condition. Is this a m8 in 1? m8 in 2? The best solution? It's like you've never chess puzzled before.
>>321118959
i dont even remember what most of these pieces do
>>321118959
bondburger
>>321118959
These graphics suck I'm not playing this
>>321118959
X=2 dollars
>>321118959
Are we black or white?
How many turns do we have?
i don't remember the full notation thingy. Bishop to b6, king to e5, queen to g7.
Flip the board and declare victory.
>>321120087
no wait I fucked that up, hang on
>>321118959
white wins, in three moves. checked by the bishop. every escape is dealt with in the third move be it with the rooks or with the queen.
>>321118959
>>321120398
or in chess terms:
bishop f6, king c5, queen c7
alt. bishop f6, king e3, queen h6
>>321120398
how do you deal with king to e5 or e3 in one move? c3 you use a knight
>>321118959
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE
ACK ACK ACK ACK, what a piece of shit. That queen just sniped me from the WHOLE MAP away, WHILE I WAS HOLDING BLOCK. LOOK! I'M HOLDING THE BUTTON! What a buggy piece of shit.
THERE! AGAIN! I couldn't do nothing! You HEAR ME PRESSING THE DODGE BUTTON! Come on man, this is just bullshit.
WHAT?! DUUUUUUUDE! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW PAWNS COULD ATTACK IN THAT DIRECTION? THE GAME NEVER TOLD ME!
You know what, fuck this. I'm done, I'm so done. It's not that I couldn't beat this game, because I totally could, but it's just so boring. I'm not having fun at all.
>>321120962
king takes pawn in that alt
>>321121091
I got you bro
You should be able to figure this out. Black to play.
>>321121381
does lichess do that thing where if you can't mate in 30 moves after someone's down to a king it's auto stalemate?
>>321120962
e5 is under bishop, king cannot move to e5, only way out is e3 or c5 both are dealt with the queen, in e3 the queen checks him from h6, peons, the knight and the king are guarding the escapes. in c5 the queen checks him in c7 and the rook with the queen and the knight guard the escapes.
>>321121496
>he can't m8 someone in 30 moves
>>321121416
filename
>>321121381
>could have just moved queen to b4
>moves it to perfectly trap the king on one spot leading to stalemate
Holy fuck had a good laugh.
>>321121524
there is nothing protecting the pawn from being eaten, if queen goes h6 king just eats the pawn.
thought it was going to be loss.jpg
why is the queen such a mary sue
>>321121191
thats true, fuck
>>321118959
I-Its a loss edit?
>>321118959
White's move? White wins
Move bishop to F6 and check mate
i keep thinking maybe it's upside down but that doesn't make it any better. Best I can work out is white in 3 with bishop to b6. ...Kc3 is mate by Nb5, ...Ke5 is what stops me. Qh7 Kf4/3 Qf6 is mate but there should be something cleaner.
>>321121946
there is a unelegant solution with rooks and queens pushing him to check-mate from the position e3, but it is too ugly to post.
>>321123016
and by Kf4/3 I of course meant Kf5/4
>>321118959
Easy. I use the white knight on the black king and I win.
>>321118959
What is this hipster indie shit? The graphics suck!
>>321123167
Fuck off back to your checkers ya asshat.
>>321123154
Don't kid yourself, the white queen's keeping you friendzoned anyway.
>>321123154
Thats only a valid move if you use EXCALIBUR anonYou will never heal King Arthur(female) with your dick
>>321123305
(Shit they never taught me this in chess school.)
i give up. White to win in 5, I can't figure out a foolproof 3 but I'd love to see it.
>>321123141
thats that
bishop b6 check, king e5, queen g7 check, king f4, queen h6 check, king f5, queen g5 check mate.
ugly though
>playing chess
>get into a pug with no problems
>get my pawn to the otherside and turn him into a horse thing
>don't fully know the controls but try to DPS this girl gamur queen on the enemy team and die
>everyone starts bitching about how retarded I am
>get kicked from the group while some members bad mouth me everytime I try to join a new group
Wow guess that's what I get for trying to have FUN in a GAME
>>321124110
>Other side
>Knight
Queen, motherfucker.
>>321124063
don't do queen h6, do queen f6. That's mate there cutting off the last few you tacked on.
>>321118959
1. Qh4
>>321125635
that looks pretty solid. Ke5 becomes Qg4 for mate, Kc5 becomes Bb6 for mate, Kc3 can still be mated by knight, and Ke3 is Qf2. Sweet.
>>321125635
Wow, Congratulations. Great solution all three end in mate in 3 moves.
Let's play /v/ I'll be white you'll be black.
Kings pawn to e4
>>321126207
YO WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT
>>321126194
>>321126079
got a little help https://nextchessmove.com/
Can't we play Cluedo? you can be Colonel Mustard.
>>321126306
Alright. Pawn to F4 Kings Gambit
>>321126431
>Cluedo
Its Clue you drainpipe
I sure hope I didn't screw up
>>321121789
>eaten
>eats
Are you 8 years old? This is Chess.
>>321119217
do a real mans chess puzzle faggot.
![vlcsnap-[horriblesubs] boku no pico 03.mkv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9D1OBWu.jpg "vlcsnap-[horriblesubs] boku no pico 03.mkv.jpg")
>CTRL F
>0 results
Let's fix that
>>321126851
I bet you get pissy when someone calls it a horsey.
>>321126692
>John_Madden_Plays_Chess.raw
>>321126657
Not where it came from it isn't.
Checkmate.
>>321126925
Oh my god that's such brilliant bullshit. I want an entire episode like that.
>>321121416
>>321121683
I used to be around 1k/1d in Go.
Taught a ton of people how to play and helped build a whole local community of around a dozen decent single digit kyu players where I live.
Pic related was one of the best amateurs in the country, former 6dan in AGA, and I played him at 3 stones. Used to play with him and a couple high digit kyu players every week.
He took me to an annual meeting of a bunch of old hippie Go players who smoked weed and played games, and some of the best (non-asian) players in the country went there.
I've hardly played in years and now I just play video games :(
>>321118959
2 moves.
move queen to the left over the left black pawn. blacks only possible move is to move the far right pawn. then the queen takes the left pawn and its checkmate.
>>321126925
Jesus H. Christ, this goes beyond keikaku
Lead the knight on a trip around the board below.
Chess knights move two squares forward and one square perpendicular on each turn. The initial direction can be up, down, left, or right.
Move this knight around the entire board, landing on each square only once.
>>321125635
since the OP's was solved
here another one, White to move and win.
>>321126925
>>321127189
>>321127240
I don't get it. Do I have to be an autistic Japanese cartoon watcher?
>>321118959
i was playing super mario rpg for the first time and just finished it. near the very end of the game when you get to bowsers castle, you have to complete 6 of 8 special rooms to progress, and one of the rooms was a "puzzle" room where a faggot hammer bro doesn't give you enough information to solve a puzzle. I spent like 5 minutes on it trying to figure out what the fuck it wanted me to do, but of course after failing the puzzle the hammer bro just tells you what the answer is so you just go through again and give him the answer he gave you.
point is there isn't enough information in your post, OP. thanks for nothing.
>>321127790
>point is there isn't enough information in your post, OP. thanks for nothing.
the puzzle was already solved, checkmate in 3 moves. queen to h4
>>321127674
That's a fansub that the translators took it upon themselves to have a conversation on top of the actual show they were translating
In a normal setting you'd only see the "Checkmate" at the bottom but no. They treated that particular scene like a forum for what reason I dunno
Its kinda funny if you don't watch Mongolian Puppet theatre but hey, to each there own
>>321127189
Wasn't there an episode of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei where the whole show had fake subtitles going across the top as a parody of bad fansubs?
>>321127551
the Plaskett puzzle, I doubt anyone on /v is capable of solving it, too complex and in more than five moves.
>>321128134
There's an ep with an audio track and (japanese) subtitles that tell two different stories.
>>321127935
no there's not enough info you dumb fuck.
>>321129150
>puzzle solved ITT
anon too retarded calling others dumbfucks
kill yourself mate clean the genepool
>>321127197
holy fuck is that cockmongler these days?
>cute chick challenges me at online chess
>okay
>she says if I win, I might date her
>oh yes
>remember im shit at chess
>start up online chess session
>get an idea
>start another parallel chess game against super hard AI
>let her start
>input her white moves into the other game and mimic the AI moves
>I end up "winning"
>she's super impressed
>I say it's no big deal
>she is a regional champion and wants to introduce me to her local club
How do I get out of this mess, /v/?
>>321131601
play along and git gud at chess, get a qt while you're at it
fuckhead this is basically a manga scenario, make it yours
>>321131803
And you think a fucking chess champion won't notice I suddenly suck at chess if I have to play live?
>>321131890
you forgot to eat breakfast lol
>>321131890
Say you don't really like to play because of some non-specific thing that happened a long time ago but you played her because you wanted to go on a date.
>>321131601
Fuck her and then never talk again
or
Download some chess tactics app and start practicing with old geezers at the park
>>321118959
This gives me PTSD, I demand a new question with checkers
>>321118959
http://lichess.org/05N8rUFB
1v1 me faggot
>>321126925
Even when I first saw this scene, I knew Schneizel made that move to see if Lulu would snatch a cheating victory
>>321121751
>>321121381
the white king got cucked
>>321132232
You give up black?
