"I play to win!"
https://youtu.be/5R8o_nR228E
>>321112183
it's a starcraft meme
>>321112183
>press a button
>kill the whole team
nice game blizzard
>>321112843
40$ + tip
>>321112843
it's loud as fuck and easy to avoid
>kill a bunch of retards
>OVERPOWEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>321112752
>make a SFM model for PC fucking porn
>make it with low res textures
why are modellers so retarded?
>>321112183
Her voice makes my dick soft.
>>321112980
It's $40 you europoor
>>321112843
>No cooldown
I'm not going to play this because of the price and characters but the fact it's so fucking imbalanced
>>321113148
forty dollars
>>321112752
Tell me how to tap into the community that makes 3D model porn
>>321113178
it is the easiest thing in the world to dodge. "NERF THIS" comes blasting through your speakers. Powering up sound on top of that. Get behind a lamp post and you can evade the damage. And there is a cooldown.
>>321113512
boom. done
http://store.steampowered.com/app/1840/
SFW models are in workshop
>>321113042
It also has a retarded range that makes you scared to be on the same map as the explosion.
>>321113087
Ripping models is HARD WORK
>>321112183
>the way her left eye slightly twitches on the downward motion
Dick status: MUH
>>321113178
>No cooldown
Are you retarded?
It's not even on a timer, you have to build meter to get it by playing the game, doing the objective, getting kills ETC. It takes a long while to get. Are you retarded?
What gives you the impression there's no cooldown? It's her ultimate, retard.
>>321113658
But is there a Dva model for any porn game yet? Evem MMD?
>>321112843
>>321112980
>>321113178
>i run into dry instant kills in guilty gear or telegraphed attacks that have 10 second windup times
>>321113717
yeah that deserves thousands in donations on that p-something site
>>321113692
>anti D.Va fags actually believe this
>>321113178
there is a cooldown, but it speeds up if you kill people, so nuking an entire team like that just resets the cooldown.
>>321113906
It's not out yet, but it will be soon I think.
Clothed because I don't feel like getting banned.
>>321113957
it's fun for an fun, deal with it. game has no depth at all, kills aren't satisfying, and gameplay is based around killing shit. it's gonna sell well and everyone will forge about i in a week. end of story
Oh boy, an Overwatch thread
>shitty SFMs
>THICK
>20 tick
>Why the fuck isn't it free to play?
>Thank god it's not free to play so shitters like you stay out
>people who don't know what they're talking about complain about balance
>people who DO know what they're talking about are shills
Can we just stick to the porn part since that's the only way anyone wins?
>>321114005
that's not how it works, you moron
using the self destruct ult just entitles you to a free mech.
There's no way you can chain explosions or anything like that. You could maybe get one every 4 minutes, max.
There seriously needs to be a 10,000x increase in Widowmaker ass porn.
>make a game that is a simplified HoTS which is a simplified MOBA
>take it seriously
Face it guys, Blizz made it to be a waifu/porn simulator.
is this game out yet?for ps4
Is it fun??
Is there a cost less Mei?Is she fun?
>>321113178
>this fucking retard
>why is this not free to play
why would it be?
>>321114059
Link to the naughty ones?Maybe some Mei too?
>>321114335
I'll laugh my ass off if they gift this to D3players like they did with WoW lasr year.
>>321114270
no
no
yes
learn english and try again
yes, mei is my favorite character and she's extremely fun
>>321113957
You dont have to focus on 5 other players at the same time as well as an objective in Guilty Gear. For something that can wipe out an entire enemy team its pretty brainless.
I feel like if you kill her before it explodes it should stop it.
>>321114174
https://youtu.be/jN3TISLTVyc?t=55s
watch the ult icon in bottom centre screen, it slowly starts to build up and then when the explosion happens killing people it fills.
>>321114335
Because every other major multiplayer game to come out in the past few years has.
Personally, I think a pay barrier is fine, keeps the rabble out.
>>321114363
http://ellowas.blogspot.ca/?zx=2e9626319be3fc70
No Mei yet, if ever. Her model is going to take a lot of work for whoever wants to do it as her coat is super puffy and doesn't really outline her body well like Widowmaker or D.va.
>>321114762
You realize she has a diferent ult without the mech?
>>321114762
That's for D.va (the pilot) to get another mech, not another self destruct.
>>321112183
How the fuck can you tell what's going on half the time with all those special effects?
>>321114762
Listen, fucker, I've played the beta extensively and D.Va is the character I've played most. It doesn't work like that, it's that simple.
>>321114986
yes, but this idiot thinks that the game just gifts you a new mech, if the self destruct doesn't get a kill you don't get shit.
>>321112752
>tell me your secrets.jpg
what are some of the key indicators that someone is an anti-overwatch shit-poster who hasn't actually played?
>comparing it to TF2
>calling it P2W
>insisting there will be paid maps/characters
what else?
>>321115095
>>321114925
you're misunderstanding and thinking I'm someone else, I never said you get an instant new self destruct, that would be retarded, but some anon in this thread thought that the game just gives you a new mech.
>>321115092
Because all those special effects tell you what's going on
>>321115335
>who hasn't actually played
What, people got in the beta?
>>321115335
>comparing it to TF2
Except it is very similar to TF2. I've played the beta, trust me, it's as much like TF2 as everyone thought it was.
It's not going to be P2W though thankfully.
BUT IF I DO
I PLAY IT AGAIN
We need more SFM porn, no seriously.
Only seeing Widowmaker take the dick isn't fair.
>>321115601
yes, and as someone who has, Overwatch threads are always fucking annoying
>people who haven't played pretending they've played and telling me I haven't
>getting called a shill for talking about the game or clarifying things
>actual discussion is impossible because of shit-posters
>get called "tumblr" or "chubby chaser" constantly for waifuing Mei
>>321115665
>I've played the beta, even though it's clear that I haven't. Please trust me.
Nah, fuck off retard.
>>321115985
>get called "tumblr" or "chubby chaser" constantly for waifuing Mei
Then stop waifuing a character meant to pander to SJWs and chubby chasers you retard.
>>321115665
>it's as much like TF2 as everyone thought it was.
No it's fucking not. Everyone I know, myself included, who've played thinks it looks like TF2 but realizes they're nothing alike after a single round.
>>321113658
well, that was an adventure of finding nothing but mlp futa while just wanting dyke shit. I appreciate the reply tho.
>>321116074
Point me at some good SFM porn, anon.
I'm going to marry D.Va!!
>SFM
>niggers, gangbang, niggers, ahegao, 2man1girl, niggers, shit animations.
Nah, thanks.
>>321116120
I thought Zarya was the "SJW-pandering" character. Or have you retards lost so much focus on your shitposting that you can't keep who "panders" to who straight?
>People are excited for ActiBlizzard garbage
Send it back.
>>321116120
she doesn't cater to SJWs or chubby chasers though
>not actually fat
>moe as fuck
>pure virgin who's never known a man
>fights for the well-being of earth
>Intelligent as shit
>Not a fighter, and prefers not to do so, but does for the sake of everyone
>Lawful good
The second I heard her voice I fell in love
>"dat cudda gan bettar..."
Widowmaker is muh French gf.
>adding waifus was a mistake
>>321112183
Hey, someone saved my webm from last night.
>>321116408
>let me sleep, cretin.webm
>funny christmas present captchas xD
>they don't work properly
Fuck off fucking christian faggots.
>>321115192
>PFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
>>321112183
her voice is bratty and fucking annoying holy shit
they literally couldn't have given her any worse lines either
she sounds like her name is Mandy for some reason
>>321115985
The only character that is tumblr is Zarya. Mei is pretty chubby though so i guess you like the chubs.
>>321116008
The game is literally just a superior version of TF2. There's far more characters which all have different skill sets so it's much easier to find a character that meshes with your playstyle unlike TF2 where there's a very limited amount of playstyles you can choose from. Only other thing really different is the huge amount of 'I WIN" buttons people have which leads to the gameplay being "faster paced".
Other than that it's incredibly similar. It plays similar, the game modes are almost identical, a few of the characters play very similar, some almost direct rips like Mercy.
It's just a better version of TF2 with more variety.
>>321116313
Seriously, they don't even bother with a cumming animation half the time either.
There's hundreds of A+ 3D Jap porn out there and people fap to this garbage because it happens to have characters used in a video game.
Have a treat on me you shits.
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1890378
JUST POST THE SOURCE FILM MAKER PORN
>>321116448
>hurr if the female characters are attractive their only they're for waifus XD
Tell us how ugly you think female characters should be so they don't trigger your waifu alarm. Or would you rather stare at nothing but men all the time?
>>321116408
ellowas is so good, hes like a grandmaster porn animator
>>321116560
Literally my fetish.
>>321116615
>It plays similar
>some almost direct rips like Mercy
>The game is literally just a superior version of TF2
>unlike TF2 where there's a very limited amount of playstyles you can choose from.
Nah. I'm a huge TF2 fan, got into the Overwatch beta and love it too, but it's clear you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
it plays nothing like TF2.
I'd perfer you to explain why it's so similar to TF2 but if not, I guess I'll have to explain why it's so different.
>mfw overcucks
>>321116074
>dude niggers lmao
Why is sfm stuff always like this?
>>321117270
i guess cuckwatch suits better
>>321117457
they were fucking Reaper, who's actually black
>>321116275
I want to ganbang her with anons.
>>321117591
>Reaper
>who's actually black
Reaper is Reyes who is Mexican, get the fuck out with your blackwashing
I really only liked playing as Junkrat, Mei and Symmetra. Maybe I'll end up buying it but probably not
>N-HERF THIS
I hate that voiceclip so much
>>321117749
I want to be the last one inside her after 20+ anons have had their way with her.
>>321114509
Sorry I meant coatless autocorrect got me
>>321117503
>>321117270
It's hilarious how /v/ rages against memes but immediately and hungrily adopts every meme introduced to it.
>>321117887
/v/ loves memes within context
When you're outside of 4chan spouting shit like "THE FEELS" or "MFW" or trying to greentext that's when shit gets hairu
>>321117803
What did she mean by this?
>>321117091
There's a difference between female characters and waifus.
Waifus = pandering and look at every Overwatch thread for the result.
>that voice
>>321114816
>keeps the rabble out
All it does is add an unnecessary barrier to entry that keeps new players from trying out the game, which eventually will lead to a stagnant playerbase and a slow death. It happened many times before and Activision Blizzard is not immune to this.
>>321117828
I bet you want to be under her while she's sucking off two dozens of us and all the cum is dripping down on you.
>>321116074
MORE SFM PORN
>>321118092
Sure, but that's purely for efficiency.
Don't get the wrong idea fampai.
It's only a matter of time until she gets a casual outfit model for porn.
>>321118020
How are the female characters "pandering"? If it was any other game would you be throwing that word left and right on every whim?
character tier list
God
>Mei
>Soldier 76
>Mercy
>Reinhardt
>Pharrah
Good
>Symmetra
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Bastion
>Genji
>Lucio
Mediocre
>McCree
>Tracer
>Torbjorn
>Widowmaker
>Winston
Shit
>Zenyatta
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>>321117803
Am I the only one who imagines that she's saying it to my dick? I get rock hard every time.
Don't care about this game but I'm sticking around in case any good lewds pop up
>>321118046
It's also not appropriate for every game type. If Overwatch was more MOBA like in that you picked one hero and it was locked in at the start then I could see it working as a F2P game.
However, with mid-game switching having a member of your team only have, lets say, Tracer and Reaper when you might need a support or something else will seriously hurt the team.
>>321118046
It'll probably have some f2p trial like WoW and SC2.
>>321117781
>no such thing as hispanic blacks
he's black dude, or at least he doesn't have a white dick
>>321118521
>>321118691
He doesn't even have any African facial features
Again, go take your blackwashing elsewhere. I'm sick of everyone being black or white with race choices. There's barely enough Mexicans in games as it is and there isn't a need for people like you to try an appropriate Hispanic characters for your over represented race in the media.
>>321118873
Edit out the dick with the one with Tracer and Widowmaker.
>>321112183
Look tryhard and hideous as hell. You faggots are really get off to trash like this?
>>321118625
WoW is for faggots
>>321119136
You have to be a little more specific. There is so much futa sfm between those two.
MORE SMF PORN GODDAMNIT
>>321119475
It was posted earlier in this thread.
Pretty much Tracer and Widowmaker riding a black cock between their ass.
>>321119136
It's rrally tempting to get a 3D scanner and scan my own dick then it as a model for these. I already have a photo of it for lewd shops.
>>321119716
>>321119845
Post it desu, wanna know what we're dealing with here.
>>321118020
Anyone that uses "pandering" as a criticism of a character design should be shot.
>>321112183
Who made this?
>>321120002
You don't think I have it on my phone, do you?
>>321120126
Do you?
>>321118989
Have you ever filled out an application of any kind? Because they usually will ask that you distinguish if you're of hispanic descent or not when you say that you're black.
>>321120243
Hispanics are usually filed under "White" in a lot of statistics and applications, anon.
>>321120072
what if it looks like this
>>321112183
Where's the full version of this?
>>321120112
majoransfw
>>321120539
You can left click an image to see the full version.
![[Commie] Owarimonogatari - 12 [CE467799].mkv_snapshot_17.22_[2015.12.21_19.51.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iLP2C8Y.jpg "[Commie] Owarimonogatari - 12 [CE467799].mkv_snapshot_17.22_[2015.12.21_19.51.05].jpg")
>>321120412
Then it just looks like shit.
>>321120352
The greater point is that hispanics come in a variety of shades. Maybe he's Dominican or some shit, I don't know.
>>321114270
>playing fps games on console
What are you doing family?
>>321120704
>Maybe he's Dominican or some shit, I don't know.
He's from Los Angeles. I think it's safe to say he's Mexican since they're a lot of those in LA.
>>321120553
Thanks anon
>>321121003
Well there you go, dark skinned Mexican, those actually exist and the other anon can not get paranoid about #BLACKED memery.
>ellowas gives out his perfect widowmaker model
>no one uses it
>>321121280
no sfm model yet
>>321113042
>he doesn't realize you can detonate it early
How's it feel being a retard?
>>321121280
I'm waiting for DVA.
>>321121216
>dark skinned Mexican
Redundant but yeah, Reyes/Reaper is clearly meant to be a Danny Trejo, not a Bobby Pulido
Didn't this qt used to be fucking stacked as shit and slightly chubby?
WHAT HAPPEN
>>321122104
>im stupeed
>>321122104
You're think of Mei who's possibly the most anticipated SFM model out of all the Overwatch girls
>>321118305
that fat face is fucking disgusting
>>321122207
>>321122219
Oh right. Wrong grill.
>>321122219
Fatfags should be killed along with the Poekchop shit.
>make a bait post about how easy this game is
>instant +6 replies
>>321118989
...did you fail world history or something? Afro-Hispanics are 100% a thing and there were probably more of them in the Americas than before the brits arrived to colonize
>>321122732
WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIT
>>321122219
Her ingame model will probably have her cold weather gear attached. I read that it's not difficult to add things like nipples and dicks to models, but what about removing her bulky clothes? Would that mean a new model, entirely?
>>321122845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8bSKfWL244
>>321123025
t. Alberto Gonzalez
>>321122845
>>321123025
aztecs aren't hispanic
>>321123025
This ridiculous Afrocentrism nonsense was already debunked when the video made the rounds. Notice how the man prevented all discussion on it by closing comments and removing the likes/dislikes system. He knows his info is bullshit and he can't handle actual debate and criticism when his nonsense is refuted.
>>321122478
>>321122257
It's hilarious listening to /v/irgins bitch and moan about women who aren't anorexic boys with vaginas.
>>321122920
>cold weather gear
They know her body is hideous and needs to be covered. Imagine her in a micro bikini, I can safely say that no one would want to see that.
>>321123554
>mfw portuguese
>mfw get cvcked all day long by everything and everyone
>mfw PT dubs suck
>mfw song dubs are godtier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCRaGZpojyc&t=2m8s
I can die in peace now....*smacks lips*
>>321123829
I want to post the pic but don't want to get banned for posting it again
>>321123829
You're very obsessed with the idea of her being some kind of massive walrus and projecting that onto other people to make them look like they want walruses. Are you sure you're not the chubby-chaser?
>>321123673
>muh curves
>>321118046
It keeps "just any" new players from trying it out. New players who reasonably think they'll put in the effort to learn to play will surmount the paywall.
And more importantly, it's just a business model. they're going with a flat charge up front presumeably to follow it up with a more traditional content delivery model -> more or all characters open to play immediately, most maps, maybe some frivolous microstransactions later.
Ideally.but perhaps not actually.
>>321124142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCtxQVeEOh8
Those 2 last seconds. HNNNGGG
Just throwing this out there.
>>321124797
Cute.
>>321118625
>F2P
Hackers everywhere
>Paid
slowly dying playerbase
>>321124797
stop
>implying Mei, the 2d cute asian, looks anything like that disgusting, vapid 3DPD white slut
>>321124797
>mei sfm porn will be the closest thing to Inuit nudes
>>321122920
>I read that it's not difficult to add things like nipples and dicks to models,
Most dicks are just separate models attached ot the pelvis
>but what about removing her bulky clothes? Would that mean a new model, entirely?
Not necessarily. Some models come with variations that can be swapped to with no effort through a dropdown menu.
>>321124770
So in your uiniverse there are only two possible sizes, anorexia and whale, the latter being everyone who isn't a malnourished preteen boy.
>>321124568
No. I had a chubby gf once and she reminded me to my mom. I couldn't get erect.
"I compete to have fun"
this is the only thing that /v/ thinks is attractive and not SJW
>>321125346
She's 1/4 Inuit, which makes her about 1/32 Asian.
>>321125441
>>321125718
Ayy lmao
>>321125718
>why, oh why isn't everyone into my sick fetishes ;_;
it must be tough being you anon
>>321125967
>being into thick chicks is a sick fetish
>>321126049
it is.
>>321119136
this
>>321126049
thank god you can admit it, thats the first step
>>321126240
>>321126131
Show us what you think a woman should look like.
>>321126357
>>321112183
Is overwatch going to be for degenerate fedora tipping fat fucks that like lolis? Im out.
>>321126357
like this
>>321126463
obese women fucking die due to health problems holy shit anon
>>321126463
>tits too big
>those fat hips
You're one of them, whale-fucker.
Has it been confirmed that Hanzo is actually the evil brother? He was kinda dick for killing his bro
>>321126753
So you think anyone who's even slightly larger than her is "obese"?
>>321126357
>>321126965
anon stop being a strawman
>>321126357
>>321126965
>slightly
>>321126930
Until the comic or animated shorts or whatever it is is released, absolutely fuck all is known about character information beyond the general description
>>321123673
I was just saying her fat face is disgusting. Her body is fine. Its a fucking cartoon why did they have to give her a that huge round potato face with a small mouth breathing lips?
>>321126357
>>321126463
>liking pigs who would probably only fuck chads
>>321126827
>those hips
>fat
>those tits
>too big
>any tits
>too big
u wot m8
>>321127335
>liking mezubutas who would probably only fuck Lo Hung
>>321126930
it has been, hanzo is evil
>>321125506
read what he was replying to you shit lord
>>321127082
It's not a strawman when there are people who seriously believe the runway model/twink with a pussy look is the feminine ideal and claim anything with more meat on it is obese, even women who are muscular. Happens every day on /v/.
>>321127289
Since when has a small mouth with full lips = "mouth-breathing"? Reaching too hard for terms you don't know the meaning of?
>her face isn't bony and triangular, oh my god she's demonic and horrible eeeeewwwww!
The last time I've heard so much childish nonsense was in junior high school.
>>321127741
Lmao stop being so cunthurt fatty
>>321127062
this is ok
>>321126463
this isn't
>>321127741
dude i am sure you aren't that fat relax im not even being grossed out by you im being grossed out by that fat cartoon character
>>321127741
She literally has a FAS face.
>>321127176
I want to deflower this
DESIGNATED model when?
>>321128963
>sfm scat porn
oh my dick
>>321128852
the agents deflower the models before anyone else can
>>321128852
>Victoria's secret model
you're like 10 years too late m8
>>321129114
That's a lie! That woman is a virgin!
>>321129048
>>321115727
underrated
>>321129290
I've been waiting for SFM watersports and efro since day one.
>>321129498
>>321129498
>>321129573
>>321129630
>women with dicks
100% senpai dats okay
>natural orccurences
EW POOPY IS BAD
>>321129710
>implying i like or approve of either
>>321129710
It's poo poo.
That's not right.
>>321129915
Poo goes in the loo.
>>321130009
And not in your mouth.
It's 2015.
>>321129710
it's literal shit, shit is shit because it's shit
you have to be mentally ill to like scat
>>321130080
But it can go on my dick. Uncleaned anal is the best.
>>321112183
>Thread about gaem
>Just porn and mems
It's sad I'm so used to this /v/
dv.a?
more like DVDA
i bet she has vibrators and dildoes rigged up in her mech. look at the way she straddles them
Man.
I have no interest in this game
But man, those videos make it look fun.
>>321130416
>mechanized dildo keeps her on the edge of orgasm
>only lets her cum if she wins
>stops dead cold if she loses
>mecha provides no defense to your arms when you're piloting it
10/10 stellar design
>>321130429
>Just calls everything a mem
Mei is crazy cute.
>>321130607
>Mek covers her ass completely even though she's bent forward
Worst design ever.
>>321130607
how is she supposed to highfive/punch people if her arms are locked up
silly billy
>The year of our Lord 2015
>20 tick servers
Enjoy trying to dodge any kind of instant kill move
>Down for the month
>>321130740
God I need to BREED MEI
>>321131251
I'll say.
>>321131251
>tumblrinas think this is + size
>it's just a chinese girl with big tits
why are people calling Mei fat?
>>321130740
>>321131251
>>321131475https://www.f-list.net/c/environmentalist%20mei/
>>321130740
>that small bubble butt compared to those giant oversize thighs
EHCK
>>321131657
EHHHKKKKK
You're fucking pathetic
>>321131519
Tumblr will try to take anything they can
>>321131772
>EHCK
>EHHHKKKKK
Did you get lost?
Tumblr is to the left
>>321131905
>CUTE CUTE MEME
Time to go back to reddit so yo can spam >3dp
>not wanting to see Dva lay out a fat shit bigger than her thighs
>2015
>>321132448
Someone's grouchy.
>>321132541
I want to spray my cum on her steamy turd.
So as cool as the porn is, how's the actual game
>>321132631
and someones got some really shit taste
>>321132636
casual console shit
>>321113961
>p-something site
Yeah bro you're fitting in so much man, you totally don't even know, you're so anti-current culture. +16 hivemind points man.
>>321132636
Its pretty much just pick away at the enemies health until you charge up your super and then you rush them get your cheap kills and repeat
>>321132636
Pretty fun.
If you like TF2 you'll like this.
>>321114059
>Talking about SFM model rips
>Show picture of a non-SFM, actually fan modelled character for use with Maya
>>321132691
care to actually elaborate?
>>321132798
So just like tf2 then?
>>321132802
oh, yep
>>321114146
Ah yes, of course, it's a same being released post-TOR, it is of course going to be blunder of the century TORTanic 2, they all are.
/v/'s shilling for this garbage game is disgusting
>>321132798
>"I've yet to actually play Overwatch"
>>321133157
>>321132902
Oh sorry I forgot about the 20 tick servers.
>>321132902
It's really fun, take literally all negativity with a grain of salt since 95%+ of the people shit talking the game haven't played it
>>321117140
Too be he's a prima donna of epic proportions and has to make some huge fuss about how under appreciated his true art is every 6 months.
NERF THIS
*grabs dick*
>>321132902
It's really shit take literally all positivety with a grain of salt since 95%+ of the people praising the game got in to the beta and have to shill it to stay in it
>>321133496
salty?
>>321131772
Go feed your birds Jon.
>>321127285
Hanzo is a wanted Hitman, so was Genji until he was basically killed by Hanzo
also fun fact: being a cyborg did very little to actually improve Genji's sword skills, and Hanzo was the BETTER sword fighter of the two.
>>321132631
That fucking hand, like she had a stroke or something.
