R2D2.. Im already a demon
HERE, STAND I
>>321097552
No one remembered he was in the movie, so when he showed for for the first time the crowd just exploded
>>321097552
>tfw entire spinoff trilogy, one movie about him loosing the arm, the second about getting the replacement and the epic conclusion where he gets the original arm back
>>321097552
after all these years they didn't bother to upgrade him.
i don't get it. in ep 1 they had robots with more functional arms
>>321097839
The only part my crowd lost it at was at the BB-8 Thumbs up
>>321098205
>loosing
Our schools are pumping out failures.
>>321097839
>>321098437
you guys american?
>>321098437
my crowd went nuts at
>zootopia trailer
>bb-8 thumps up
>Millennium falcon trash joke
>han solo and chewy entrance
>R2D2/C3PO on screen
Did anyone else's audience get a reaction when Akbar showed up on screen?
>yfw Boynigga was the best main character outside of possibly Han
>MGSV is bland, uninspired and unnecessary
>TFA is bland, uninspired and unnecessary
Ceramics.
>>321098574
Yeah
What, europoors don't get hype at cool shit?
>>321098746
I might go see it again.
Great fucking movie
I lost MY shit whenFinn was searching through junk on the Falcon and found the training droid that Luke used in Episode IV and tossed it to the side.
Also BB-8 a best
>>321098437
My crowd clapped for:
>opening credits
>Falcon
>Han & Chewy
>Leia
>BB-8 thumbs up
>Luke
>end credits
>>321098983
"I love you, Akbar!"
Everyone ducks and covers
>>321099138
God Tier
>han
>chewie
Good Tier
>Finn
>BB8
Okay Tier
>Rey
>Poe
Bad Tier
>Leia
>R2D2
>C3PO
Shit Tier
>Kylo Ren
>Luke
>>321098983
nope. he was just sorta there in the shot. its like "hey i remember him".
>>321097552
WHY IS HIS FUCKING ARM RED
>whole shit about the super secret map to Luke Skywalker
>oh the little testicle droid only has 1 part, I wonder what cool and interesting places they'll go to in order to get the other parts
>lol jk R2D2 had all the other parts and he just conveniently woke up from being powered down for years for some unknown reason
>>321098983
Nobody even noticed! Like what the fuck?
I was grinning like an idiot throughout the whole movie.
Finn is great
Kylo Ren is great as long as he has the mask
Rey isn't the best but she has potential to be a real asskicker. Hopefully they give her some goddamn flaws.
>>321099280
Norn Iron here, people here laugh at the funny parts but don't get excited at hype moments. Pretty boring desu.
>>321099494
Ren was great, actually. I was genuinely surprised at how much of a role Han and Chewie played. I expected them to just be shitty cameos but nope, they were treated respectfully.
>>321097552
>>321097627
Why'd they give him this cool red arm with possible backstory and then take it away at the end of the film?
>>321099494
Trash tier
>Cpt Phasma
>>321099696
whyyy
>>321099696
kek
>>321099605
what about yeeeeeeee
>>321099658
So you have to buy the official C-3PO comic book to find out how he got the red arm and also how they replaced it.
>>321099696
>Does this place have a garbage chute? Trash compactor?
>Sure does.
I laughed heartily
>>321099494
>Harrison Ford who clearly doesn't want to be there above anyone except possibly Rey or Leia
>Poe not in the same tier as Finn or above
>Luke in anything below mid tier since he didn't actually fucking DO ANYTHING
>Rey not in a tier of her own fifty miles below the rest of the list
>>321099548
>R2D2 had all the other parts and he just conveniently woke up from being powered down for years for some unknown reason
i thought that was pretty BS.
>"I'm Big Brass... and you R2"
>>321099907
Rey was nowhere near as bad as you say. Despite Ford's obvious jonesing to get the fuck out of that franchise, he put in good work.
>>321099494
Elder God Tier
>Han
>Chewie
God Like Tier
>Kylo Ren
Great Tier
>Finn
>TR-8R
Good Tier
>Poe
>BB8
Meh Tier
>Rey
>C3PO
>R2D2
Bad tier
>Leia
>>321099494
Where's TR-8R?
>>321100087
a meme
>>321100087
who? the guy who yelled traitor?
>>321099696
Finn's duel should have been with her or something. They could have done SOMETHING else with her rather than making her look important and then be in the movie for a total of two scenes.
>>321097552
You feel it too don't you Chewie?
So Traitor...
We Meet Again
>>321099865
I ain't never read one them Star Wars books, or any books in general for that matter, and I ain't about to start.
>>321099591
you sure that was him? I assumed just same species. he was more red and had a different voice
>>321100039
You could feel his hatred of the role every time he had to interact with a new cast member.
Rey is fucking terrible, she's such a nothing, boring character and she's propped up as someone we're meant to care about and sympathise with. She also can't act for shit and is constantly having her spotlight stolen by Boyega.
She's a version of Luke without any of the parts that made Luke a likeable and well developed character.
>>321098437
>>321099358
>tfw I only got to see it today and there wasn't that many people
>>321099907
Rey isn't even that bad, nigga, calm down.
She figured the force out too quick but that's about the only thing that upset me about the movie.
>>321099793
Star Wars has had throwaway cool bad guys since the beginning
Greedo, Jango, Grievous, that cool bounty hunter robot I really liked...
>>321099907
>Harrison Ford who clearly doesn't want to be there
What, are you kidding me?
This movie was probably the first time in years I've seen the guy actually give a shit.
You want to see "Doesn't want to be here". go watch Ender's Game, or Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
>>321099494
i dont agree
>God tier
Han
Chewie
>Good tier
Rey
TRAITOR
Poe
>Okay tier
---
>Bad Tier
Finn
Phasma
Kylo Ren with mask
R2 DEPRESSED D2
>Wasn't even a impression tier
Luke
>Fart in my mouth and kick me in balls why dontcha?
Leia
maskless kylo ren
TR-8R a shit, chest-rig stormtrooper is the real cool guy.
I've got aburningquestion.
In the main trilogy, the Siths were basically the Empire, so they had a huge army and enough resources to build a Death Star twice.
In the prequels, the Siths were backed by a Trading Corporation, so they had enough funding to operate troops, though they've worked from the shadows.
But how the fuck did the First Order built a huge cannon larger than the Death Star, amassed and EQUIPPED a great army of brainwashed soldiers that terrorizes peasants, when they're basically like a secluded cult?
>>321098437
>not losing it with those two Stormtroopers going back the way they came from because Kylo was mad as fuck
>>321100450
>Greedo
>Anything more than a way to introduce an even cooler character
>>321100450
Those guys do SOMETHING. The only time Phasma does anything she fuck ups the Starkiller. And she's gonna appear in the next episode. Whoa!
R HAS COME 2
Posting best character
>>321100251
A lot of people agree with this. I don't know why the decided it should be random mook #1295 instead of Phasma who beat the shit out of Finn.
>>321100595
Fuck, that was great.
>>321100586
Why was Germany able to almost take over the entirety of Europe after having their military dismantled from WWI and owing everyone else billions of dollars? Fascism, that's how.
>>321100553
Harrison Ford has hated acting for like a decade now. The last movie I saw in which he actually enjoyed himself was probably Last Crusade.
The man is fucking old and only took the job because Han dies finally.
>>321100559
>>Bad Tier
>Finn
dude niggers lmao
>>321100562
>not the flamethrower stormtrooper
>>321100586
In Star Wars, there's basically three things you never question, unless you want a bad time.
You never question the british accents
You never question the feasability or viability of lightsabers
And you never EVER question the actual effectiveness and efficiency of the Empire (or in this case, the First Order)
>>321100450
>Figures out the Jedi mind trick with zero training without knowing what the Force even is while strapped to a chair
okay
>>321100586
>>321100595
Also the Stormtrooper ''And im leaving my blaster''
>>321099525
>>321100864
didn't she want nothing to do with the force back at the cantina?
>>321100842
>British accents
wat
I don't remember a lot of British accents in the OT or even the prequels.
>>321100864
She's heard stories and legends of the jedi growing up. "it's true. All of it" -Han
>>321100729
>Stronger than Kylo
>Loyal to his cause and goes out of his way to punish traitors
>Decided to go melee because he knows stormtroopers can't aim for shit
>Only beaten by Indiana Jones and his gun
Ideal soldier right here
>>321100586
The weapon was built INTO a planet, the entire sphere wasn't built from the ground-up like the Death Star.
>>321100996
JB-007, he was a good Stormtrooper.
>>321101012
literally every imperial was british anon
>>321100942
Instead of having that bullshit tentacle rape monster scene, they could have used that time to explain the politics of the galaxy.
>>321101019
I've heard stories of people pulling backflips, doesn't mean I can do it.
>>321099494
Corrected list.
God Tier
>Han
>Kylo Ren
Good Tier
>Hux
>Finn
>Rey
>Poe
Okay Tier
>BB8
>Chewie
Bad Tier
>Leia
>Phasma
>Snoke
Shit Tier
>Luke
>R2D2
![wpkp4may9t8nsljlztfh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B1f8lkt.jpg "wpkp4may9t8nsljlztfh[1].jpg")
>>321100996
>it was pic related
>>321101149
where would TR-8R be on this list?
>>321100450
>Greedo
>cool
Fuck them nasty-ass fruit flies. Agreed on the throwaway bounty hunters though
>>321100326
It is Ackbar, his name is in the credits. Also the Sullust is Nien NunbRIP
>>321101134
Instead of having Han and Leia deliver some of the worst exposition ever they could have had that.
TR-8R is the best.
>>321100787
Because France and England let it happened, due to political situation in both countries were neither of them wanted another war, so they let German keep taking shit. It's why Churchill called it the "unnecessary war"
>>321100816
its not even niggers.
I just felt he overacted i didnt like the idea of a lifelong conditioning program could produce someone of that personality and traitor like qualities.
>>321101149
Poe Tier:
>Poe
Fix'd
>>321101149
>Kylo Ren
>god tier
>muh grandpa
>muh look
got his ass whooped by dindu nothing and a padawan who just found out the force.
l0l
>>321100802
While we can all agree that Ford didn't want to be there, I still think he did a real good job playing old and tired Han Solo. One of the better performances in the movie IMO
>>321101134
Are you kidding? I loved the tentacle rape monsters. Sure, they looked goofy as hell, but that was kind of neat. Just some good old SW fun.
>>321101270
Yeah, you have to take the stuff about programming with a grain of salt.
>>321101223
>Also the Sullust is Nien Nunb
he was cgi right? it looked pretty weird to me.
SnorkeDarth Plageiusalso looked pretty bad in the closeups
>>321101074
did you miss the powerpoint presentation in the god damn movie where they show that the cannon part of the star killer base could fit the death star in it more or less. Its a valid concern, its also rehashed as fuck to once again destroy a giant spherical doom base with a planet ending weapon by flying through a trench in an x wing to shoo the weak points. You think everyone would be tired of this shit.
>>321101149
>Chewie
>Any where else but God
Into the fucking trash.
>>321100996
This movie had great comedic timing
>>321099591
>Not liking no-mask Kylo Ren
go to bed kiddo. Kylo is what Anakin should've been
>>321101350
>got his ass whooped by dindu nothing
No? That's not how that happened
>and a padawan who just found out the force.
And he was weakened, exhausted, distracted prohibitively injured the whole time, and had never actually encountered an opposing Force user up to that point
>>321101383
>rehashed as fuck to once again destroy a giant spherical doom base with a planet ending weapon by flying through a trench in an x wing to shoo the weak points
This right here is the weakest part of the movie by far.
God, Rey was such a Mary Sue
>Oh, she's a desert scavenger, just like Luke
>Only unlike Luke she knows how to pilot a vintage ship model that she's never been in before
>And she knows advanced force techniques without any training
>Also, she can use a lightsaber without any training and actually win against someone who received most of the training to become a Jedi
>>321101368
I'd agree, if he was actually written as old and tired Han.
I wanted him to just be fucking fed up with all this shit instead of quipping so much and still smuggling. I liked him referring to Finn as "big deal", I wanted more like that.
>>321101381
Didn't get a good look at Nien so I can't say anything, but yeah Snoke looks (and sounds) bad
>that spoiler
Pls no
>>321101604
How did she learn to fly anyway?
I don't think she got any experience or training like Luke did.
>>321100251
>>321100732
Maybe she comes back? She has good motivation to go after Finn and kick his ass.
>>321099358
fucking clapping in a cinema. you fucking yanks
>>321100016
Luke sensed shit going down and sent a Whatsapp to R2 that it was time to get his ass back into shape.
>>321099548
>>321100016
On my second viewing it seems that from that vision Rey had, Luke placed some Force mumbo jumbo on R2 to make him wake up at just the right time (when Rey awoke to the Force?)
>>321101552
>the X-Wings aren't even accompanied by Y-Wings
>>321101712
obviously taking apart star destroyer wrecks all her life means she knows exactly how a ship works.
>>321100729
I really felt bad for the guy.
Badass incarnate.
>>321100942
why is there a resistance when the republic is already made of former members of the resistance
it even has their logo
what is the resistance resisting at this point, shouldn't it be called something else?
>>321101002
Is Big Boss disgusting?
>>321098437
In movie theater I was in there were approval shouts and lels at Falcon and BB-C thumbsup. And when Kyloren took off the mask, it was like literally everyone was having a chuckle
>>321100338
It's almost like we've only seen her for a third of them time we've spent with Luke...
>>321101712
The force.
Anakin as a kid could do it.
>>321100996
This stormtrooper was actually played by Daniel Craig, not even kidding
>>321101604
Maybe they'll reveal she has had jedi training but got mind wiped for her own protection. Would make it a little better. But yeah I also think she was too perfect.
I think her scavenger outfit was cool though.
Episode 7 really only proved one thing to me
You don't make something better by making it bigger.
I haven't been in a Star Wars thread in 24 hours. Do we still hate Kylo?
>>321101067
If every trooper was as competent as him, we wouldn't have a movie.
>>321101964
>And when Kyloren took off the mask, it was like literally everyone was having a chuckle
I think I was the only one in the theater who laughed when he revealed his face
>>321101975
Didn't Anakin only fly his rocket thingie as a kid and not spaceships?
>>321101964
>when Kyloren took off the mask
dude, that shit was disappointing. i was expecting like a fucked up face like darth vader. so he didn't need the mask but just to be edgy? come the fuck on
>>321101794
They aren't even real X-wings, they're some kind of new design that looks almost identical to the old one because gotta play it safe and familiar after the disaster the prequels were.
Except a lot of mechanical designs in prequels were neat, but okay.
>>321101880
Republic have peace treaty with Empire remnants because they're politicians and don't want to wage a war and Empire is plenty strong. Rebels are supported by New Republic, but unofficially.
>>321097552
>>321101817
>3pcs
WHAT THE FUCK
IT HAS 9 SEPARABLE PIECES
HEAD
TORSO
LEFT ARM
RIGHT ARM
LEFT HAND
RIGHT HAND
LEFT LEG
RIGHT LEG
THE PART THAT CONNECTS LEGS AND TORSO
FUCK YOU DISNEY
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>321101880
I also hate it.
If they end up destroying the Republic anyway, why don't they make Resistance AFTER it got rekt?
It's just unnecessarily confusing, I bet they do it just to redo the whole "underdog Rebel" stuff
>>321101808
how did she know so much about the falcon and the stuff the other guys added anyway? How did she know all the former owners of the falcon?
>>321099358
Mine was
>opening credits
>every cameo of the old movies
>Ben getting shot
>end credits
Not to mention some sperglord commentary through out the move and sometimes yelling out stupid shit. Everyone was telling him to shut the fuck up.
>>321099280
Me and my bro got hype when the two leads from the Raid films showed up. Nothing more than a cameo but worth it
>My disappointment when Snoke isn't a terrifying 40 foot tall Sith Lord sitting on a giant evil throne
>mfw it was a fucking hologram
>>321101715
Probably, if only for merchandising. There's no denying "shiny cool stormtrooper" was nothing but a device to sell toys in the same light as Boba Fett.
>>321097552
I literally thought the exact same thing when I first saw this movie.
>>321097552
It's so they can print new toys that don't look like the 3000 presses of him already.
>>321102063
My niece was sitting right next to me and she failed to hold back a giggle when he started talking after taking off his mask
>>321102167
HE'S A LEGO MAN.
LEGO MEN HAVE 3 PIECES.
>>321102175
>>321101880
that's another thing, if the republic is the new government of the galaxy, shouldn't the resistance be against them? Wouldn't the resistance be made of remnants of the empire?
>>321100942
Is this shit a setup for a Clone Wars-like series where they explain everything happening inbetween?
>>321102181
Also, she spent her entire life on the outskirts of a desert village on a single planet, how the hell can she understand Wookie?
>>321102167
>head
>torso/arms
>legs
dumb nigga never played with legos lol
>>321102220
Did you also thought that the Emperor was a floating head?
>tfw no Cacodemon Emperor
>Kilo Ren is literaly a French jew with long hair.
>>321101817
>>321102167
>costs $12.95
JUST
>>321097552
>>321097627
S T A N D I N G
>>321098983
I wasn't sure if that was Ackbar or just a random Mon Cal
>>321102110
He flies a ship alone with r2d2 to storm that ship from the commerce federation. So there's precedent for force helping learn shit faster.
>>321099358
Everyone clapped when Rey took the lightsaber
>>321102146
It literally changed the tide of the entire movie. Before he did it, everyone was silent, eagerly watching the great movie they've been waiting for. Afterw he took it off, it felt like nobody was taking the movie seriously anymore
>>321101774
I think it would have been better to drop the whole doom base subplot, have rey still get kidnapped, and have the excuse to rescue her be hey shes seen the rest of the map, and the first order has the other parts and is decrypting them at this secret base. Then Poe can chime in about how the one guy kylo mind ripped info out of him. So now they have to get Rey back so the order doesnt find out the rest of the map, and so they can get the other pieces the empire has, then we can: cue a super secret attack on the secret order base to rescue Rey + get map back, that culminates in the base being exploded and all the other shit. Also lets at least let Rey escape by some less contrived force assisted means. This way we tie in other plot points, avoid rehashing ANH, and dont have R2D2 deus ex machina
>>321102373
This is who came to mind when he took off the mask.
>>321102146
You missed literally his entire character.
The whole point is that he's just a whiny little annoying teenager who wants to be like his Granddaddy.
>>321102110
>>321102539
It was a neat trick.
WHERE WERE THE TWI'LEKS
>>321102146
That's his character, though. He's not a scarred, beaten former-hero villain whose life has collapsed before him like Vader was. He's an angsty, impressionable kid who idealizes Vader in all the worst ways. He even throws temper tantrums and wrecks consoles with his light-saber when he doesn't get his way.
>>321102352
>he never tore out hands from arms
>never detached arms from torso
Stupid motherfucker, you never had a childhood
>>321102359
>emperor appears as a stamp-sized hologram and Vader and the General are shitting themselves
>Great Lord Spook appears as a giant emulating Lincoln and the two sissies are flinging shit at each other
Spook a shit.
SHIT!
>>321097552
>>321100016
Obviously he was just waiting for Han to die.
>>321102150
>new design
>still looks pretty much the same
That's even gayer. Might as well combine X-Wing with Z-95. 6 WINGS
No lock S-foils in attack position is also gay
>>321102746
I don't know, what would happen?
>>321102703
His name is Schnook
>>321102589
Man, the entire theatre bursted in laughter when he took off the mask.
>>321100942
>strict disarmament treaties and political reparations
Babby's first Versailles analogy? Fuck.
>>321101604
kylo was wounded and she did know how to fight growing up in some shithole planet.
>>321100016
The moment c3p0 was like "there's no way the rest of the map is inside r2" if became 100% clear that that was exactly where it was
>>321101970
No, fuck you.
Luke in ANH was a whiny kid but a character we grew to love over the course of the movie. We saw his motivations and witnessed him fuck up, get bailed out and eventually learn to stand on his own. He had a character arc and grew.
Fucking hell, Luke's grand feat in ANH is using the force to aim better.
>>321102146
>>321102572
I like it. Offcourse it is dissapointing. But i think it's kind of suppose to, because that's all about his character. He's not Vader, not as imposing but he tries to. He and Rey are pretty much characters in construction, and Kyle face was still a relatable face, still not full sith. Considering the end, that can change by the time ep. VIII hits.
>>321102984
Because they followed the hero's journey to a T. It's been used forever, for a reason, it just works.
>>321102296
Some of the Rebels higher ups like Mon Mothma probably got better positions than ex-Empires
They really should've deicated just a few minutes to explain this. Needing supplementary material just to understand the conflict is silly
>>321102579Why didn't Finn and Han just save her?
There is literally nothing wrong with that.
Then she can save Finn from Kylo later so she's still an independent stronk womyn.
>>321098437
mine only lost it at the zootopia trailer before the movie started
I need OC of V-3PO and R2-Dira Miller chasing after the ideals of The Master
>implying Episode VIII won't be mainly about Chewie's mission for revenge
>>321101260
I'm glad I made this picture.
>>321103083
It is supposed to be this way, of course, but that doesnt redeem the fact that the main villian of the movie is a fucking weak pansy. It was extremely underwhelming.
>>321103092
Yeah, so why didn't Rey?
>Because that would just be rehashing ANH
Yeah just like the rest of the fucking movie, at least now I might get a protagonist I care about.
>>321098983
I heard a "It's a trap."
Almost left the cinema
>>321103198
>stop blasters mid flight
>weak
On power level, he can totally beat Vader ass. Anyway, i think he has depth and a good inner conflict, that alone gives him points with me. The alternative would be very shallow in contrast.
>>321102151
kek
What were Han and Chewie going to 'do' with their captive tentacle-rape monsters?
>vader versus luke, luke loses his first big bad guy fight
>ren versus rey, rey wins her first big bad fight, goes to train with luke
they'll have a hard time writing a meaningful duel after this
the only way it will work is if snoke really is plagueis, the last person in existence who knows any saber forms from the days of the republic, and if he (so far) trained kylo wrong on purpose, as a joke
>>321103304
Because they rushed it, Luke's journey works because they take the time with each ally and threshold guardian. At the end of the film you feel like you actually took the journey with Luke, it's why it still holds up.
>"How are we shutting down the forcefield?"
>"We'll use the force"
>"The force doesn't work that way you little shit"
Loved that part
>>321102674
Kid?
Dude is an obviously well beyond his late twenties jew. And ass ugly.
Let's be honest here. Your entire thing would only ONLY work if ren took off his mask and he looked like an actual teenage boy. Not a 8+ years away from middle aged dude with the gayest hair on record.
>>321103520
>the way he looked at Finn
kek
>>321103456
What does one normally do with tentacle-rape monsters?
>>321103512
Pretty much.
Really I'm just annoyed that people keep saying Rey is a good/decent character when she's just shitLuke.
>>321103394
>stop blasters mid flight without suspecting it
>didn't stop chewie's blaster
because reasons.
>>321103456
mindbreak them
>>321103171
>implying he still gives a fuck
>the scene where they went back to base without Solo
>"Oh hey Leia, my bestest friend of all time and your (ex?)husband is dead. Gotta tend this dude and let you hug the reluctant new crew of Millenium Falcon, bye"
>>321103456
probably sell them or some shit
they're smugglers remember?
>>321101134
Why should they? It would be pointless.
Resistance good, First Order bad. That's all you need to know.
They tried explaining the dynamics of the war between the Trade Federation and the Republic in the prequels and it fucking sucked, no one cares about political bullshit. You didn't need to understand the dynamics between the Empire and the Rebels in the original trilogy, the first shot with the Star Destroyer is all you need. From that point on the idea of the Empire being evil is never brought into question once, despite being filled with a bunch of assholes just doing their jobs.
>>321102038
Why would anyone be? Best part of the movie.
>>321103562
He sure looked like a fucking teenage boy.
Did you see his skin? He had fucking acne.
>>321103456
>Tentacle-rape monsters eat white and Asian guys without even thinking.
>They decide to drag Finn for a while to see if it's edible.
Fucking tentacle alien was racist as fuck.
>>321103654
He just killed his father. That's why. He wasn't focused.
>>321100016
>>321101774
I think it was the saber. Pretty clear there's some deep connection of that saber and the Skywalker's force. R2 probably sensed that.
>>321100450
Grevious shows up alot in the clone wars cartoons
>>321100864
>luke is deflecting laser shots blinfolded 25 minutes into the movie
>>321103562
How many years after episode VI is this again? I don't think he'd be that old.
>>321103489
I only saw the movie once but it seemed like Kylo never really got any training from Snoke. Seems like he'd be much more competent if he did, but the fact that he was a massive scrub every single time it actually mattered and his manchild attitude amused me, personally. It also gives him room to grow in the next films.
>>321103616
>"Holy shit this nigger has no fucking clue what the hell he's doing. Fucking janitor, I should have known. I'm gonna die on this god forsaken shithole, I just know it."
IM BIG BRASS AND YOU R2
>>321103835
>training
STARRING HARRISON FORD AS SLEEPY SPACE GRANDPA
>>321098519
He shot his old arm out of a bow.
>>321103625
Source onegai.
>>321103878
30.
So Kylo is in his late 20's/early 30's.
>>321103456
they say "sell it to some king" or something
Is Metal Gear 5 a good game? Is C3PO really in it?
>>321103835
Pretty small potatoes, especially since it was a controlled environment and we still see that he's shit at it at first. It's a basic, first lesson for being a Jedi: trusting in the Force instead of your usual senses.
It's basically foreshadowing what he has to do against the Death Star. It ties into the story both thematically and in the plot.
>>321103654
He was visibly distracted by just having murdered his father.
>>321103562
>8+ years away from middle aged
Adam Driver is 32, and Kylo easily looked the same age as Rey or Finn, who are ten years younger.
>>321103145
I dunno personally I would have prefered that, but I feel we needed to rescue someone else minimally if Han and Finn rescue her theres a really obvious plan and it would result in a massive throwback that would have been groan tastic. Her saving herself avoids that I guess..
>that look in Han's like he knew it was a bad idea but remembered his promise to Leia
This is what you get for listening to your ex.
>>321103729
Then they shouldn't have made a dynamic between Republic and Resistance in the first place.
It basically what you said, but just giving out question without answering it properly
Just make the Republic shits up some rogue remnants of the Empire, they got fucked royally, then change of position. Fucking simple and straightforward
My dad couldn't get over how poorly Carrie Fisher aged.He just turned 60 and his leg is slowly falling off his body.
How rare are light sabers in the star wars universe?
Why was kylo using that shitty one?
>>321103835
>>321103968
>>321104086
He wasn't prefect at it either, he got zapped if I remember right.
>>321098983
I said to myself holy shit. And when Nein Nunb showed up I was like woah, why is he here. Thankfully I theater was quiet and wasn't full of memers
>>321103835
ben was teaching him shit
Also how come Chewbacca is laughing along with Han when they mock the Force when the hairy fucker knew and met Yoda?
he didn't even say shit to Luke about Yoda all those time after Obiwan died even though ep5 is 2 years after ep4
>>321104004
Yeah but did they make a kid right after episode VI?
>>321103996
http://exhentai.org/g/793956/563a89041e/
>>321104137
Seriously, the dude absolutely nailed the greasy teenager look.
Those fucking spots!
>>321104209
Because he killed all the jedi before Luke got to the lightsaber building lesson.
>>321104305
Apparently they did.
>>321099696
Correct
>>321104209
You don't just find a lightsaber and use it, you make your own.
He made it that way on purpose because it looked cool and was also some vague reference to some old-ass battle.
Kylo Ren is basically a Darth Vader fanboy dressed up as his own OC.
What was the purpose of this scene?
>>321104151
You say that like the movie isn't already full of shitty callbacks.
Having the rescue plan actually work out would be a nice way to change up the callback unlike the rest of the shit in this movie.
>But it would be too similar
This complaint is retarded, the movie was already ANH 2.5
why /v/ is so good at discussing anything that is not video games
>>321103729
The first Order needed some background. Don't need to go deep but seriously, where they fuck they come from and how it relates to the Republic and Empire. Why is a Resistence fighting them instead of the actual Republic? Strange as fuck and i hope it gets explained when they get into Snook. Doubt it will though.
>>321104086
This. Is it so hard to understand
Rey was all like NOT THIS BULLSHIT until she got caught and went I-I guess I should do this bullshit and it works just fiiine. It felt cheap.
>>321104298
Chewie is chaotic neutral.
>>321104107
distracted? he was wishy washy about light and dark side at first and then killed his father to kill any light thats within him. if anything he would have been distracted prior to the murder
>>321104380
That's a mole to the left of his nose.
>>321104209
Kylos saber is some old ancient one of the first sabers. I assume anyways.
>everyone forgetting Hux's stand out performance
>>321104209
Extremely rare once you get past Episode III. Kylo's is some special design dating back a few thousand years to the Scourge of Malachor
>>321104298
>he didn't even say shit to Luke about Yoda all those time after Obiwan died even though ep5 is 2 years after ep4
could luke understand chewie? i don't remember but i recall only han actually talking back to him
>>321104429
because that stormtrooper was a badass
>>321101145
she has a staff, anon; she has no excuse NOT to know backflips
>>321104426
Fucking saved.
>>321104429
Reminding us that niggers will always be inferior to white men in uniform.
>>321104137
>>321104193
Diabeetus?
>>321099358
some ppl clapped when the movie ended where I lived, but they then quickly realised how fucking awkward it was and stopped.
>>321104209
jedis are supposed to make their own in a ritual, they don't just manufacture them
>>321099364
underrated
>>321104508
he was in so many scenes yet managed to be completely forgettable
>>321104521
he could have told han to tell luke about it
>>321104458
>I'll tighten those restraints
Oh fuck that's awesome
>Oh I'll let you go
What the hell is this bullshit
>>321103146
So that was on purpose then. I appreciated that bit of fucking with the audience when it happened.
>>321103729
They needed some background about what happened when the empire fell. Just having and evil empire again was really lazy
Also having a Republic and a Rebel resistence again, was confusing.
They needed to explain better their relationship
>>321104429
If you didn't notice the whole movie was about making the troopers have a bit more depth to them than meer cannon fodder.
They still were...but yeah.
>>321104429
To show you that Findunuffin was shit with a lightsabre and gets absolutely wrecked by TR-8R.
Which is strange since he hold his ground fairly well against Not-Vader.
Oh and it was a fucking great scene
>>321104350
You're the best senpai.
>>321104676
he is also a 2 meters tall naked furry alien, maybe his memory is loose
>>321104429
Establish that not 'all' stormtroopers suck balls anymore.
>>321104752
Kylo was kind of fucking around with him.
