This guys comes from behind and slaps your girlfriend's ass and tells you he has cancer and will die soon so he must enjoy the good stuff in life before the end.
What do?
God I hope he dies soon
I tell him I don't have a girlfriend
TumorCrumpet pls leave this mortal coil
Thank him for using his cancermagic to summon me a girlfriend
>>321093869
Karma. Really. It's just like poetry.
ask to inherit his youtube channel
>>321093869
Ask him why he's slapping a picture of an anime girl.
>>321093869
>totalbiscuit will die soon
feels good man
watch him die
press F
>>321093869
punch him in the chemo
>>321094435
Why would you take pleasure in that? What's wrong with you.
>>321093869
Touching my girlfriend? Get cancer and die.
>>321094435
meh, he makes goons and redditor sjw's angry so I'd rather he stick around purely for the salt his existence creates.
;)
Wake up
>Girlfriend
Now he has cancer? Is this guy cursed or something?
>>321094721
Get cancer and die.
>>321094937
Now? More like ever since a couple of years ago. The only difference between then and now is that now it is diagnosed terminal.
>>321094937
from ass to liver and he's only 32 or something.
ain't that some shit
>>321093869
Punch him in the ass cancer. Tell him to go enjoy it somewhere else.
>>321094138
>>321094435
>>321094505
>>321095370
Wow, you lads are very edgy today. How'd your day at middle school go?
>>321093869
Lock his framerate at 30
>>321095429
>but anon, if you tell HIM to get cancer and die, you'll be just as bad as he is
>>321093869
Bring him significantly closer to death than he had initially anticipated.
>totalreddit will die in your lifetime
Is there any greater feeling?
>>321095150
I missed the terminal part, is that actually true?
>>321095967
Yup, its true. He was given a life expectancy of about 2 years but that estimate is based on the age group that usually gets this kind of cancer so he will probably live longer but the percentage of people who survive this kind of cancer is probably like less than 0,1%.
>>321096424
dont they factor in age group when pitching you an explanation? the guy has stressed away plenty of years to make him an elderly man anyway (hence bald head and overweight)
>>321093869
let him touch my anime pillow and thank him for the star-craft 2 vids
>>321096424
Didn't he just get declared cancer free though? Like he had it, got rid of it, and now he has it again?
>>321096593
he jinxed himself
>>321096530
he should fucking quit yt now and just live life while he can
>>321096530
Keep in mind that the estimates are based on statistical data and averages and he is anything but the average when it comes to this sort of cancer.
>>321096593
He was basically rid of cancer but it came back. At this point it wouldn't even matter if he got organ transplants since it has spread through his bloodstream which implies it could have spread anywhere in his body. Cancer is kind of an asshole disease because literally anyone could get any kind of cancer in any stage of their lives because it's just random mutations yo (of course some people are more likely and some less but the point stands).
with the serious gyno that TB has I'm surprised it's not breast cancer lel
>>321096593
he had colon cancer, chemo got it out of his colon but it managed to spread to his liver
>>321096593
He should go on a rampage like Archer.
>>321097051
>>321093869
Just after he says this, I decide to go on /v/ and tell them to fuck off with the e-celeb threads.
I tell him he should have eaten like a human instead of like a pig and I shorten his life even more with the help of my fists.
>>321097369
To be fair though it is more likely that the cancer is due to his shitty genetics (the diet probably made it worse though). The probability of you getting cancer at 30 is absolutely minimal even if you were obese as fuck and your diet consisted of meat and butter.
Make a video dedicated to his memory that has an inconsistent framerate.
>>321097650
Remember to set the resolution to 900p.
>>321093869
>I have a girlfriend
woopwoop
did you know based Britbong hated Totalbiscuit before anyone else?
>>321093869
>Has cancer
>He knows he's going to die
>Spend the rest of his time playing vidya
>>321093869
Call his wife and tell on him.
>>321099152
Your videos aren't funny and you try way too hard to be relevant. Also stop putting "TROLLING" in your video titles like an autistic 13 year old.
>>321099302
To be fair him playing videogames creates him income to prolong the inevitable and secures more money for his family (his wife allegedly makes more money than him but who knows really).
first i'd wish i had a girlfriend
then i'd tell her to marry him and get in on the will
>>321093869
"Thats my wife you limey faggot" and then kick him in the balls Bobby Hill style
>>321099302
I would do the same.
>>321093869
put him out of his misery and check this5
boskeIetonrp
>>321099840
Why would anyone want real jutsu when you would just become the expendable side character that gets no screen time?
>>321099152
Your 5'4 ass still shills your fucking shitty griefing videos here? Beat it, Dom.
>>321093869
Cancer ain't going to stop me from punching.
>>321093869
Punch him in the tumor.
You don't drink another man's lawn and you damn sure don't mow another man's kool-aid.
I had blood in my diarrhea a week ago, once. Since then, nothing else.
Should I still get checked out, or wait it out a bit more?
https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/ihateyoubutyouwillneverknow
This rant is amazing
>>321100607
GO, NOW.
why does /v/ have such a hate boner for him?
>>321100607
What the fuck are you doing here? Go get that checked now!
>>321100607
Dude, don't go to the doctor, they might tell you your anus is full of tumors. Do you really want to be told you have ass tumors?
>>321096593
man, it must be awful to regain hope on life only to get fucking crushed
>>321099302
You know you are going to die yet you do the same thing faggot.Hell you might die even sooner than him, you never fucking know.
i cant fucking wait till hes almost dead so i can ask him to to review all of next years games
>>321100149
So your friends and family are anime too.
Why am i having this discussion? fuck i need to leave leaf chan...
> This guys comes from behind and slaps your girlfriend's ass and tells you he has cancer and will die soon so he must enjoy the good stuff in life before the end.
slap him across the face, he's clearly hallucinating.
TotalBiscuit's alright. I've only seen a few of his videos, but they're fine.
Don't know why people hate him and making lolcancer jokes is full on edgemaster.
>>321097558
Stuff like this certainly doesn't help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL3ZdFepBHY
>>321093869
Tell him my girlfriend only runs at 30fps.
>>321094619
>What's wrong with you.
You haven't been here for very long, have you?
>>321104864
I'm aware, doesn't make you any less of an edgemaster.
>>321104864
>one of the insults in Oh Sir is 'Has Ass Cancer'
There is no possible way this is coincidental.
>>321093869
Oh boy is this the hourly SA salt containment thread?
>guy makes a comment telling someone to get cancer and die
>said guy actually gets cancer
>random people on the internet say they're glad that he got cancer and spout "thanks KARMA!"
This is not how it works, /v/.
How long does he have to live now?
>>321105006
of course not. it just makes him an edge master as well, bruh
