>sorry man I only got 1 extra controller
>it's ok I'm just gonna suck your dick while you play
![collab_exbp_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TkjyGZu.jpg "collab_exbp_1[1].jpg")
>yo bro take this controller, don't forget to plug it into your spine
>>321092209
>>321092364
i thought i was the only one who saw that movie
>You can be playah 2
>>321092072
Looks like it would be comfortable to sit on while you take a shit
>>321092364
>>321092538
There are three of us..
>>321092364
>>321092538
>>321092703
Let me guess, it's from a Cronenberg film?
![nerdspan-movies-david-cronenberg-existenz-jennifer-jason-leigh[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XKUB3Wc.jpg "nerdspan-movies-david-cronenberg-existenz-jennifer-jason-leigh[2].jpg")
>>321092892
You guessed correctly
unless its for the latest gen console, there really isn't any justification to buying knockoffs. ps3/360 controllers are like $30 new.
>>321092892
Yes. The main character also eats a plate of unrecognizable mutant body parts and creates a biological gun from its bones.
I saw that scene and couldn't eat right for weeks.
>>321092072
>>321092072
how you play games with a neck pillow?
>>321092072
>Oh you wanna play? here man
>>321093101
Damn I saw that too
>>321093254
Oh shit I know that movie, Never seen it but the Bonegun has been mentioned a lot.
Be gentle, bro.
>>321094738
GAraraggfggwghfh lemme chew dem boobooess
>>321094738
>rip off bra
>easier to play and have bare titties to look at
>>321094738
Who in their right mind would spend money manufacturing/purchasing that
>>321095219
This guy gets it.
>>321093863
Always wanted to try one of these
>>321095395
>take shitty bra
>take $5 ps2 controller
>take ps2 controller apart
>cut small incisions in bra for buttons
>hotglue controller shit on inside of bra
if anything that shit looks like it would be a pain in the ass to wear because of the controller circuitboard
>>321095652
I imagine it would be a padded bra underneath. Still would feel odd though
>>321095798
My bra's wire chafes enough as it is. I can't imagine having tech stuffed into it
>>321097018
found you
>>321097350
You should stop projecting, anon
quick scan your dick real quick in the hole so we can swordfight
>>321097018
As an avid 4chan browser, this makes me hard.
>>321097956
>tfw when I was like 12 years old I used to penis sword fight with my friend in our bedroom
>tfw our boners were so intense and mine felt like it was about to burst, but I haven't discovered masturbation by then
>lets play some goldeneye bro
>>321099059
Where's the d-pad?
>>321099059
Aside from the lack of D-pad, that controller is baller as fuck.
>>321097867
gonna fuckin BITE!¬!! and PUNCH!!! your face you fuckin poof
>pass the controller bro
"i can't it keeps coming back"
>>321100490
kek
>>321100490
>hey bro, my parents bought me TWO of these, lets play some Streets of Rage!"
>here's your controller you filthy gaijin
>>321100490
Dying
>you'll get used to it
>>321101436
and I did
>>321100490
Hello tumblr.
Are you ok with a dualshock anon?
![control+para+pc+microsoft+sidewinder+dual+strike+200+guadalajara+jalisco+mexico__57488A_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BCe4RuB.jpg "control+para+pc+microsoft+sidewinder+dual+strike+200+guadalajara+jalisco+mexico__57488A_1[1].jpg")
My dad bought me this when I was a kid. What the fuck?
>>321101256
were these any good? I don't know anyone that has one or tried it.
>>321101436
A BLAST FROM THE PAST
>>321102920
for some games it's the best input method available, for some games a 360 pad beats it, for some games a m+kb beats it
for anyone with a Big Picture setup there's nothing better though
>having to use this for smash bros because there are only 3 gamecube controllers
>>321102920
Loud piece of shit.
>>321093536
Underrated
![1391998031916[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iYLtITY.jpg "1391998031916[1].jpg")
I actually had one of theseand I fucking loved it
>>321100490
>>321102179
I seriously hope rotating the cups acts like analog sticks
>>321097018
>Thinking he is an actual femanon
Jesus Christ, you need to get back with your shrink, anon, they don't actually exist
>>321103795
It's a tumblr post he saw.
>>321103506
Fuck that shit
>hey son, we got you a new controller AND Mario Party! Now you and your brother can play together!
>>321094738
If you want to use it you can't even feel boobs properly, you'll just be poking random parts of them
>>321101671
>>321105305
How do you know? Do you browse tumblr?
>Fox only, no items
>>321100561
>>321100716
>>321101168
>>321103795
>the newfags have arrived
>>321107005
That thing was a godsend for PSO.
>>321107301
Dying
Here, use this.
>>321107301
>being this pissed at getting called out for browsing tumblr
>>321107484
It would have been better to just use a seperate keyboard like the Dreamcast did rather than putting one in the middle of a controller.
>>321107963
what?
>>321108053
>juggling two peripherals
Now where's the fun in that?
>>321107521
Thanks, but I brought my own
>>321107521
What the literal fuck?
>>321093983
same
>>321108589
Not him but I used keyboard in MH online and it was good.
>>321108029
10/10 would use
>>321109326
You'd use it for your puckered bumhole.
Happy Christmas bro!
>>321108969
>I and U on a completely different chunk of keyboard from the other 24 letters
why
>>321109486
>"IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE!"
it's the little jokes that get me the hardest
>>321108053
You can do that on Wii U for XCX. Any USB keyboard works.
Cool but kind of useless.
>>321108661
I've never got the feature. Does the center splits?
>>321109486
>largest gaming device
no way, that thing isn't bigger than xboxhueg
Up for some Smash bro?
>>321109532
cuz u and i shud always b together
>>321109486
I really like how they are proud of how fucking huge it is.
>>321110331
inflation_fetish.jpg.gif
>>321095219
>taking your eyes of the screen
Enjoy your shit KtD.
Look man it's my N64 okay?
>>321108029
I bought this, it was actually good, the joystick was sturdy as fuck
>>321110865
>>321110865
>make a controller for one game
why?
>>321110981
>Get more frags
>>321101256
Literally worse than Madcatz.
>>321109102
I speak from experience with both. The keys on the integrated keyboard were smaller but it was less of a hassle to switch between playing and typing. The only thing comfier was playing Blue Burst exclusively with the keyboard.
>>321110570
It twists, which is read as an analogue input (think steering for racing games, which is what this was mostly designed for)
The I and II buttons on the right are also analogue for acceleration/braking.
Bear in mind this was released pretty early in the PSX life when there was no analogue controller available.
It's not just a PSX pad with gimmicks bolted on, games actually supported its functionality.
The 'Bum's Rush' controller.
>>321093118
More like $40 vs $15 for the mad cats that comes in candy pink
>>321106328
this is a god tier controller, especially for f-zero x
>>321111085
>>321110981
how the fuck those this even work?
>>321092209
>sleeping over at friends house
>I was like 10 he was like 8
>he asks if I want to suck his dick
>might have been the other way around
>realize he was molested
>>321092364
Someone else saw this movie?! I can't even remember what it was called.
>>321111448
At least the control stick looks better.
>>321111479
controller stuck on wheel, tilt it forward to move, to the sides to turn?
>>321111552
to clarify by the other way around, I mean he probably asked if I wanted my dick sucked
either way I declined...
>>321092072
>stuck playing smash with the wiimote
cuckadoodle dooed by the OEM
>>321103506
>not tilting it sideways
Best controller type.
Get on my level scrub.
There's nothing wrong with it dude, a poor workman blames his tools.
>>321111532
>Not playing Souls with a hacked Doug controller.
>>321112212
>not rocking out on the Asylum Demon
>>321112070
forgot pic
>>321111639
>Someone else saw this movie?! I can't even remember what it was called.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existenz
>hey bro thanks for lending me your controller for the week
>>321112336
>>321095493
this guy FUCKS xD
>>321112304
>no block or heavy attack
>>321092364
Did David Cronenberg design this?
>>321108718
The center is a steering wheel with force feedback.
>>321111251
The left shoulder button is also analog, giving it a clutch pedal too.
negcon is love
negcon is life
>gonna stomp you in some CoD4
>>321112304
>Tilt guitar up
God, that shit worked worse than early Wiimotes. I'd flail it around like a crackhead, and it still wouldn't activate.
>>321112834
>lets play some soul calibur
>>321108661
how do you pronounce that?
>>321111085
not that there's anything wrong with making a controller for one game, but i think there's a few games that let one person use two controllers like that
>>321113540
I can only think of Perfect Dark
>>321109486
why post something fake? my hopes were up.
>>321104359
>Katamari Damacy
Yes
>>321113761
goldeneye and i think star wars pod racing or something
>>321095798
A-re you a gril??
>>321092364
>we really messed up Morty. Everything is Cronenberged. look, even the controllers
>aw jeez Rick, how -how does that happen to an inanimate object like that?
>I'mmmmm *burp* not gonna explain it now. Just keep your hands off anything with more limbs than it would ever need. So keep your flies done up too while you're at it.
>>321113886
I don't believe goldeneye let you do that, pretty sure that was something they added for perfect dark
>>321112468
did dobson work on this picture?
>>321114081
i must be remembering wrong, then.
>>321114149
wouldn't be shocked
>Hey can I play too?
>>321101671
>puns are tumblr
Back to reddit with you
>>321100402
Fuck that shit. I used the c buttons to move in fps on 64
>>321108969
U and I against the world.jpg
>>321114643
That wasnt a pun.
![collab_exgc_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/csVTlRT.jpg "collab_exgc_1[1].jpg")
ready to play some time crisis bro??
>>321092209
this is me from 13 to 17 tbqh
I loved this thing
>>321115046
DEATH TO THE DEMONESS ALLEGRA GELLER
Me and my friend used to attempt to play PS2 games using the DVD remote. Good times.
>>321111456
that looks awesome for flight sims
>>321110981
HOLY SHIT. I haven't even thought about this thing in years. I remember playing DOOM with my dad on this piece of shit. Convinced him to get an actual joystick, shit was pretty dope. Way better than kb+m (at least back then when joysticks were a thing)
>>321115419
totally had one of these. dat turbo in sf2, it wasnt even fair man.
>>321092703
Make that 4. I remember very little though.
>>321109486
>over 20 pounds of pussy and ass
>>321092209
>mario 64 comes out
>dude wanna come over and check it out?
>"s-sure"
>amazing game
>dont wanna go home
> "sleep over!"
>countless blowjobs happened that night and and over the next ~4 years till i moved away
>>321114081
Of all the things to be wrong about, why did you pick this one in particular?
>you gotta say the 3 forbidden words before you can plug it in
>>321092072
Well, that's fine, I don't use more than one controller anyway.
>best controller still hasn't been posted
>>321115419
>not programming it to beat levels for you on SMW
>>321102920
you literally have to re-learn how to play videogames in order to use it to it's fullest potential, it's just so unique compared to anything else
>>321108969
Is there anything more realistically obscure than that motherfucker?
>>321092072
>sorry bro, i only have one controller, you're gonna have to use the keyboard
>>321114081
GoldenEye lets you do that..
>>321117651
>worst poster hasn't read the thread.
>Here's your controller bro
![s-l300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEf9c9u.jpg "s-l300[1].jpg")
>here you go bro
>its just as good as a nintendo
>>321118393
Could you imagine if they had KFC employee's use this at their work place.
>After a year of experience you literally know how to write in crispy chicken legs.
>>321101256
Jesus...
>>321111456
Obligatory
>>321117438
NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE
>>321118948
I have this exact controller shoved in a drawer. When my dad bought my brothers and I a GC they both got legit controllers and I got this thing.
It did its job though, until A started getting spongy, the stick started sinking, the shoulders got stuck, Z lost the click and the C-stick gave random inputs without even being touched.
I'm pretty sure at this point it's beyond saving but I do have it still.
welp
>>321102920
It's a viable alternative to KB+M if you use in-home streaming. Unique thing about it is just how customizable it is. Can't think of any other gamepad that lets me swap input emulations on the fly without straight up restarting the whole game.
I got one and was honestly not expecting to like it as much as I do. For all the games that I exclusively used a 360 pad for, I actually prefer the steam controller. Initially didn't like it, but after about an hour of using it and adjusting my muscle memory for it, it's great.
People who say it's shit are the ones that spent 10 minutes with it, didn't configure shit or spend the time to learn how, and told all of their friends to ignore it. Or they didn't buy it at all or even demo it and say it's shit because of the touchpads. They aren't your typical touchpads truthfully. They have lots of different emulation modes and you can find the one that suits you best.
>>321112534
:D
xD
>>321120383
Let's not kid ourselves. It was pretty shitty to hold.
