Duck in GameStop
>yes, you have a gf and brought her to GameStop in this hypothetical situation
Epic
whats with that pelican
QUACKING CASUARS
>>321072037
He doesn't have any pockets. How is he going to pay the bill?
CHICKEN
IN
THE
TRASH
Is that carpet flooring in a Gamestop? Why would you ever do that? That's a nightmare to clean with all the fat nerds and kids spilling their soda and fast food.
>>321072278
i let my gf slap his ass
>going straight to the guides
Fucking casual duck.
cow on roof
>>321072278
I doubt he could reach that low.
Failing that, push him over.
>KOTR II and Republic Commando behind pigeon
Now I gotta install them
>>321072391
I don't think I've been to a Gamestop that didn't have carpet.
>>321072278
FADC into Ultra
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>321072037
fake, that thing would've already shit ten times in the time it took to take the picture
>>321072278
I don't think he could slap anything without first bumping it with his tummy. She would be alerted to his presence before a move could be made.
How do you think he aims when he takes a piss? Or does he literally just pray and spray?
>>321072391
Most stores outright ban it after the first incident outside of the main store in our city, which just hires cleaners to do that shit every week.
>>321072312
>>321072563
It's a duck you fucking retards
Get that albatross out of the play and trade
quack
Thp
>>321072917
hah yeah sure it is
>>321072278
He doesn't look like he could even reach. If he bends over, he's not going to be getting up any time soon.
That said, if some altercation did happen; Kick him in the leg and let gravity do the work.
>>321072917
>duck
>>321072917
Being this new
>>321072278
I'd jump down his throat and push all my limbs into his from the inside until I can pilot him like a mech. Then I'd run around down and probably fall down a lot.
>>321072278
Take his hat
>>321072434
>>321072037
simbly ep in :DDD
>>321072359
Kwak
>>321072917
You need to go back to bird school, senpai. It's an albino crow.
>>321072278
Slap his ass and give him a suggestive wink
>>321072278
Jesus, America, how do you let your people get so fat?
>>321072278
Ask him to repeat it
Chances are he'll either fall to the ground or get a hearth attack
lol Trex arms
>>321075128
Calorie-filled junk being cheaper than real food doas that.
>>321075128
because they don't know any better. They aren't taught how to cook properly and shit.
And the same shit is coming to Europe because our government is just as stupid as theirs.
>>321075497
Didn't figure Geese to be such a scrub
>>321072037
>going to the guides section
How can one seagull be so casual?
>>321072917
>Duck
>Not a pygmy goose
>>321075128
I wanna cum inside Renchon
>>321073104
This is the most sexual sound in gaming.
>>321075497
I've never understood this meme. All these years and I still don't get it.
Why do people make "duck at gamestop"threads? What is their purpose?
>console pheasant
>>321076871
Lel
I HATE THIS FUCKING DUCK
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>321072037
>goes straight to the guides
fucking casual duck
>>321075497
>goes straight to the used games
guess he didn't wanna rack up a huge bill
>>321075128
They just started selling Twinkies in grocery stores in this country. I ate one and my heart literally seized up.
>>321073025
>tfw the play n trade by me closed down
>>321072037
all those old games
it makes me sad every time
>>321076871
kek
>>321081301
I know how you feel. Every time I think about the Urbz I die inside a little too.
>>321081406
i still dont understand that game even after all this time
>>321072037
Young duck
>>321072386
I guess you could say he's hiding down there because he's chicken! :^)
>>321072278
>slap my gf's ass
>gf
Well next I let him take my PS4 games.
>>321073658
I like this post.
>>321076871
jej
DON'T
CALL
ANYBODY
>>321072037
Duck thread?
Duck thread.
>>321082051
that's one crazy crane!
I prefer the asian girl in a towel in gamestop meme
>>321081734
Haha, nice one! :^)
>>321082051
thats seagull you fucking idiot
>>321081734
that joke was foul.
>>321072278
Call the cops and get him arrested for sexual assault. Use gamestop cameras as evidence in court.
>>321083465
Lo qlti bit
>>321072037
I wanna fuck that duck
http://youtu.be/q81ptFSA4mk
>>321076871
>>321073104
ragnarok online was cash senpai
>>321085721
>this thread stays up but TGT threads are torn down like the Berlin Wall
>>321088094
i wanna fug that pumpkin
>>321076871
wew kek
it's like I'm really on [s4s]
/v/ need to be more of this and less whining about video games
>>321088693
its a gourd
>>321084305
Don't you mean... Fowl? :^)
>>321089185
It's pink ;)
>>321088310
Mods are weird and fickle, what can ya do.
>>321074203
reinstalling
>>321089994
Proof
>>321076728
Please respond
>>321089370
...its yellow
>>321091348
bf1942? it was released, free, forever. dont get it from the original site tho, its on origin there.
>cat playing mgs4
>>321093538
What a pussy
>>321076871
>>321072278
literally any good push and he will fall and roll slightly. as he tries to stand you just push again and repeat.
>>321093538
>Xbox controller
>mgs4
>>321076728duck in gamestop rhymes with FUCKING GAMESTOPi literally just figured this out 10 minutes ago
>>321072037
I was at gamestop the other day to buy my brothers Grand Turismo
>Excuse me, do you have Grand Turismo 6 in stock?
>Servers Down,
>oh,.. well I'll just look for myself
> grab game and take it up to the front / put it on counter
>Servers down
>does that mean I can't buy it?
>No, it means the game server is down.
>oh,.. well I would like to buy this game
>you cant do like over half the stuff in the game because there isn't online for it anymore
>I didn't want to play online, my brother only plays single player game
>are you SURE you want to buy this? we have other racing games where the online works
>Just sell me the game already.
I had to talk them into selling me a game. That is not how merchant transactions are supposed to work
>>321092591
The BF1942 on origin isn't the original BF1942
they added a xp system and leveling and some other stupid shit.
>>321096056
uh
not when i last played it. it had 128 player servers and insta spawn planes so both spawn sides were a constant hellfire sandstrom of 500 pound bombs hitting every square inch of base
>>321076871
Ducks are fucking digusting.
>>321072278
Gently push and watch him tip over.I know this from experience.
