Less than 1 hour till the winter sale.....
$0.18 in my steam account....
FML
Sale predictions?
>>321069229
steam sale hype thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKiMYH9bHcY
>>321069229
You need to be at least 18 years old in order to post here.
Maybe, go ask your mom for some allowance?
>>321069438
Over 18....
just a poorfag
>>321069229
WHEN?
>>321069573
10 AM PST
>>321069438
>People can't be broke without being underage
lel
Buying discounted games is p. much as bad as piracy.
>>321069664
Nate if that's you I swear to fucking god I'll find a way to end you without touching you
>>321069650
If you're over 18 and broke you're quite literally retarded and can't handle money well
setups?
>>321069664
>>321069738
Soon buying a game full price and not buying the season pass will be as bad as piracy.
Got 50$ to spend, want Grim Dawn and that's basically it.
>>321069804
Are you Donald Trump?
>>321069887
Wasn't it supposed to leave early access last sunday? What happened?
>>321069957
Was it? All I know is that it was supposed to launch next year.
>>321069864
It certainly is rude and cheapskate
Imagine you go a 5 star restaurant where you are expected to spend money lavishly, then pick all the cheapest meals and refuse to even tip
>>321069438
Honestly senpai is more likely that a underage would have money spare to spend on steam.
>>321069804
What a filthy amerifag. Visit fucking yurope and you'll se how retarded everyone is. Yeah, people are pretty poor here.
>tfw only ~13000 bucks left in bank
Not sure if I should waste anything on vidya
>>321069229
i'll pay you to camwhore for me
>>321070128
But i am european family
>>321069229
who the fuck bothers making fake steam sale pics also I only got $1.92 in my account
Plan on buying
>Mad Max
>DaSII SotfS
>Rochard
>that Russian psychological horror game that was just re-released or something
>REmake
>Grow Home
>Lethal League
Recommend me spooks
Need me some Legend of Grimrock 2, I wanna get comfy for christmas.
Keep thread going for another 40 minutes till the sale starts. im gonna hop in the shower >>321070194 Ill cam it for you. $20?
>>321069395
>no daily deals
>no flash
if you're "hype" its your first steam sale
>>321070361
Grimrock 2 is guaranteed to go -75%, it was already in humble monthly.
>>321070489
>selling your dignity for a chance at money
>>321069957
No
Release is next year
Full content in a few days
>>321070562
he probably doesn't have much to lose if he already said he would
can't wait to craft these pieces of shit
post a temp email or something, and we can do it tomorrow.
i'm about to sleep
>>321070562
>implying he has any dignity left
Better to have games than be nodignity with nogames
>>321069229
>tfw 50 dollars in my account and theres nothing i want
>>321070735
>>321070489
didn't quote
also are you a fatty?
i don't do fatties
>>321070821
buy the festive lights steam background
>>321069804
time to sell my max's severed head to autists for $71
happy holidays and thanks TF2
I actually don't know what to buy.
I'm a skeleton
Please buy some games
Why would the sale start today? I should start on the 24th.
ill buy you any game in exchange for your precious skins......and your soul
>>321071507
fuck off idiot
100% off ALL games on Pirate Bay! Offer must end soon!
>>321071450
>>321071504
no you're an unfunny faggot
>>321070712
I bet you only get cards spending money now. Now that flash and daily deals are gone valve are trying to remove all fun.
>>321069229
Flash sales are done away with now, correct? Just a constant sales price for the next few days so I just build my cart up?
>>321071506
>DEX build
>STR build
>>321071507
this is the latest its ever started, usually starts before the 20th
when does it start>?
>>321071580
And you're a buttblasted faggot
>>321071658
If it's today, in about 20 minutes
>>321070868
>>321070489
well i'm gonna sleep
if you are interested send me a message[email protected]
that goes for any anons
>>321071591
i got them all from crafting other badges desu
only spent like 10 bucks and got the rest of the money trading
>tfw $25 and some change in my wallet
>No burning desire for new games
>>321069229
Get list
>FFXIV Heavensward
>GTAV
>maybe Akiba´s Trip
>>321071663
nice one,
how many more weeks until high school starts up again
>>321071797
As many weeks of me fucking you're mom lel
>>321069395
Post the Christmas ones you dork!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjN2qXGFp24
>>321071786
they'll find some way to tempt you
why is this happening
>>321071873
WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN COPY THIS VIDEO
WHERE DID IT COME FROM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4sLWrgk73Q
>>321071873
>>321071978
Anon wtf
17 more minutes, lads!
>>321069273
>itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>321071978
>>321071873
You make me sick
Is good old games doing flash sales? Flash is what made me care about these.
>Tfw thinking of camming for that anon
Is it worth it? 40 bucks seems pretty good and I'm already pretty lewd
I have a feeling it won't be today
>step 1
>buy all $.14 games
>step 2
>trading cards
>step 3
>SELL,SELL,SELL
>step 4
>??????
>step 5
>profit
>20xx
>Neo Scavenger
>Waste Land 2
>Underrail
>The Age of Decadance
>Downwell
rate my wishlist
>>321071880
I suppose if Black Mesa goes on sale I'll get that, I already have GTA5 throughNuuvem
>>321072412
Trash/10
>there are people who enjoy the game of spending money in special ways rather than playing the purchased games
You "muh daily/flash sales" fags are the exact type of people corporations love.
>tfw my steam account got hacked and they don't answer my support ticket
>>321069273
Train simulator
Divinity
Tales from borderlands
Anime fagshit
Indie title off $5
Evolve
Age of empires nig edition
Dust
Shit no one wants repeat for x number of days
>>321069848
What is this shit?
>>321070712
how did you get them all already?
>>321072606
>hacked
dumb frogposter
>>321072750
you get 1 of them everytime you craft a badge
but once you have all 11 they stop dropping
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAq-QSyfA4
>>321069848
>tfw i'm still using the casing from my first pc of my own and there's absolutely no cable management possible
How about another cookie-clicker game, lads?
>at work a few days ago
>before christmas we have this massive cleaning day
>find dota 2 item cards in some dusty cabinet
>about 20 or so
>ask boss if i can take them
>sure we we gonna throw them to the trash anyway
>easiest 150 bucks of my life
>mfw
MY WALLET IS READY GABE
OP here. added 25 to my account. there goes the gas
>>321072979
I found an underage
Remember to post HIDDEN GEMS and WRONGLY PRICED GAMES immediately
Be a credit to the community
>>321073151
hes probably just retarded and youre making fun of him
FIVE MINUTES
I will defeat you in...
FIVE MINUTES
>>321073120
Which sorcery did you choose on your 30th though? Don't tell me you're still a mere conjurer anon.
>>321073217
Ah man :(
>>321070128
Get raped, falseflagging shitter.
>>321069804
I wouldn't be poor except I got cancer 8 years ago and have been around $800,000 in debt since then.
That's with health insurance.
God bless America.
>>321069229
>not available in your region
Story behind this?
> tfw you wanted to pre-order Dragon's Dogma with my expensive TF2 crap
> tfw my account has some restriction on the Marketplace because I haven't bought any games in ages ( since when is this a thing???)
> tfw I buy a shittty 95% off game about Hercules and sheep or something
> tfw Steam tells me my restriction only passes AFTER one full month
NO STEAM ITS NOT FAIR
I JUST WANT TO FLY INTO FREE
Any anon here wants to trade a pre order of Dragons Dogma for my inventory full of hats and shit, with a 23 eurobucks worth unusual ?
>>321073273
i specialize in time magic. I can slow down time to make taking creep shots easier. i find if i retain enough semen by not fapping I can completely stop time for 30 seconds after 2 weeks of not fapping
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MINUTEN
>>321073425
what? 3 minutes you idiot
>>321073451
ITS OUT RESTART STEAM!
>>321069273
The same garbage sales as the fall sale earlier this year. The same garbage sales that we've been getting for the past few years.
IS YOU BE READY NIGGASSSSSS
play all my games on a rasberry pi
>69 fps minesweeper
Clear the ramp!
>>321073403
Carry on, sorcerer.
idk why im gettin into it if i dont have any fucking ppeny or time or desire to play games anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
it's fucking nothing
GET HYPE NIGGERS AND JEWS
>>321073606
>GOD BE WITH US
HOLY SHIT
JUST CAUSE 0.03 CENTS
AN ERROR
BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW
>>321069229
HERE WE FUCKING GO I LITERALLY JUST TURNED ON MY PC AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHOOOIOOOOOOOOO
>yfw the thanksgiving day sale WAS the the holiday sale
h-here we go!
RESTAT STEAM
IUTS HAPPENIDAN
>>321073403
fuck that sounds so useful. only 4 years and 1 month to go. though i doubt i could even go a week without fapping
WTF NO SALE?!!??!?
NOTHING
PRICE MISTAKE PRICE MISTAKE
BUY BUY BUY BUY
HOLY SHIT IT'S 90% OFF
STOCK UP NOW FOR PROFIT LATER
>it's shit
wew, who would have known
IT'S HERE
HAHA
NOTHING
It's over.
wow, what a great sale
ITS STRAIGHT FIRE BROTHERS HOLY SHIT VIDEOGAMES FOR DAYS
IT'S HERE
http://whenisthenextsteamsale.com/
IT IS HERE FUCKERS
http://whenisthenextsteamsale.com/
GET INTO STEAM NIGNOGS
GET INTO STEAM NIGNOGS
GET INTO STEAM NIGNOGS
>>321073715
I will fucking end myself.
get cuck'd
>it's actually nothing
>literally nothing
JUST
help
N-nothing? T-thanks gabe
nobody will see this because muh sales
Is Humble Bundle in charge of Steam sales?
I can't believe you done this gabe
WE GOT FUCKING CUUUUUUCKED ASAD
ON MINUTE LATE! PCMASTERRACE LMAO
Steam "It's Fucking Nothing" Sale
FUCK
WHATS THE SALE???? I'M NOT HOME WHAT IS IT.
>>321073896
very thoughtful of you to put the red square there :-)
>>321073949
thanks anon
>>321073949
Thats an ass.
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S-s-steam hello?
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Praise Steam who is great =)
LOL NOT TODAY BUCKO
>>321073896
Have we been lied to?
>>321073949
I saw it
>>321073996
everything is 90% for the first 10 minutes!!!!
WE WERE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE!
>>321073973
>DUDE CHEAP GAMES LMAO
NO SALE AAAAAAAAA AHHAHAH OOOH
I feel betrayed
it's tomorrow you total fucking morons holy shit
>>321074028
ITS HAPPENING
A FUCKING COALS RETURN
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HOLY FUCK THEY ARE LITERALLY STEALING FROM ME BY DOING THIS
I WILL FUCKING SUE GABE
4 (FOUR) MINUTES TO LATE
GUYS THEY CAN'T INSTALL THE SALE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS TRYING TO CONNECT, TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTERS
BEHEAD THOSE WHO LIED ABOUT SALES
i have a game on steam, it is today, valve must have fucked up something
We were played.
The only thing I ever wanted in my life was a goddamn Steam sale and I can't even have that.
Steam never actually said when it would be.
Steams face when
um...
there is no sale for me. i'm in australia (up at 5am). anyone know why there's literally no sale?
>>321074117
Give it a fucking minute or 30, the current daily ends in NaN
Up now
IT;S UP, REFRESH THE STORE PAGE
gg gaben no re
l2pfaget
IT'S HERE
nownownownw
>>321073949
i saved it
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
4 min late. this is not ok.
ITS HERE
AND ITS SHIT
I'TS ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Gabe denies Christmas Sales
>Turns into a Grinch
NOW!
IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING
I CAN'T BELIVE THIS I'M NEVER PLAYING VIDEO GAEMS AGAIN
>No Flash Deals
>No Voting
>No Games
>No Free Cards
DROPPED
ITS HERE U FUCKERS
>>321074218
It's only been 4 mins, Jeeze
SHIT IS ON SALE, THE HOME PAGE IS JUST BROKEN.
![[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 02 [480p].mkv_snapshot_08.43_[2015.12.09_02.05.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68lVMuS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 02 [480p].mkv_snapshot_08.43_[2015.12.09_02.05.10].jpg")
>Rainbow six
>no discount
Typical JewbiShoft
Starting
Wow, check those hot shit deals.
>>321074028
>Metal Gear Solid V for 60 USD
What a great sale, kek. PC MUSTARD RICE
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ITS LITERALLY HERE
OH FUCK
ITS UP
GODDAMMIT GAAAAAAAAAAABE
ITS UUUUPPPPPPPPPP
IT'S HERE
>the witcher 3 on sale
I just bought this two weeks ago.
Can i refund and then rebuy it?
ITS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Everything still full price
They've done it. They've gone full Juden.
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>321074117
WHAT NOW HUH
Steam is currently taking Heavy Loads.
Get off gabe you fat shit, you own the fucking company.
>>321074218
Because you are a 3rd gen shitter and you should feel bad.
WHERE IS MY FUCKING STEAM SALE
FUCK YOU VALVE
CLOSE STEAM AND RESTART TO BE SURE
>half the advertised games aren't even on sale
what the hell
An error occurred while processing your request.
Reference #97.222c1ab8.1450807533.1825284
IT'S HAPPENING GET FUCKING HYPE
And so it begins!
and steam is very laggy
Hey can you guys log out
My steam just keeps crashing because you're overburdening it
Thanks
>>321074394
if you played under 2 hours, yes
SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>321074316
>Get three free trading cards each day Plus, find great deals
>Just by exploring your Discovery Queue. Click here to learn more.
It's here. Prices not yet updated. GUI updated.
HOLY SHIT
GABE REALLY OUTDID IT THIS TIME!
>'Highlighted deals'
So basically were not doing daily deals or anything?
Saw Rocket League was 30% off before the servers got raped.
CLOSE STEAM AND SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER TO BE SURE YOU GET THE SALE
A L L A H U
A C K B A R
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>321069229
They fiddled us like a play damn!
I thought this said "New excrement daily!" for a second.
>>321074432
It's here you fucking idiot
>>321074459
brace yourself,
the shitty AAA multiplats are comingxD
JUST HAPPENED GET READY
>>321074437
>this is my very first steam sale
To the hordes of retards who inevitable flood these threads with LOL WTF IT'S NOT EVEN ON SALE/IT'S ONLY 10% OFF
JUST FUCKING WAIT, THE STORE TAKES TIME TO UPDATE
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
>>321074581
are you wrong, though?
>>321074581
what's the difference
So I heard everything is on sale at the max from the get go this year.
That true?
IT'S ON NOW GO FORTH, AND BEG
WHY THE FUCK IS FALLOUT 4 NOT ON SALE FUCK YOU GABEN
I HAVE ALREADY EXPLORED 100% OF THE STEAM CATALOG ON MY QUEUE
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>>321074504
>open Steam
>shows that I've already completed my daily queue
Thanks Gabe
>sale is shit
FUKCING REEE WHY IS WITCHER 3 NOT 900% OFF AHHHH
>>321074597
Prices haven't updated you idiot
WHY MY FUCKING WISHLIST IS EMPTY
WHAT THE FUCK GABE!
>>321074581
WHO /GINGERBREAD JAKE/ HERE?
>>321074472
>16 hours played
fug
Why is almost everything on the front page not on a sale?
>>321074581
t. Pajeet
>>321074592
It wasn't like this a few years back.
