GTA India when /v/?
>>321055965
go home pajeet
>>321055965
gta punjab when?
>>321055965
>Press X to shit on street
10/10 would buy
>>321055965
More like GTA Indiaherra
>>321055965
Poo in loo
>>321055965
DESIGNATED
>>321056128
press Y to slap wife
>>321055965
PAJEET MY SON
>>321056165
SHITTING
>>321056303
AUTO
>>321056303
STREET
>>321056368
PILOTED
>>321056416
POO
>>321055965
Serious question, why do people go to India on vacations?
It's a 3rd world shithole. That's like going to random African countries or to the Middle East. Nothing to see, just shit to smell and get the shit fucked out of you by subhumans
Not even video games can make India nice
>>321057034
the only things India has are historical monuments
When people stop shitting in the fucking street
>get in car as a female
>instantly get 5 stars
>>321056128
Top kek
>>321057598
>implying you can play as a female
>>321057034
To appreciate your life and how lucky you are that you don't live in india
>>321055965
>Grand tehft auto India
>no shitting streets
>>321057598
>on the bus as a female
>get raped
>>321057598
>run over pedestrian
>1 star
>run over cow
>military intervention
>>321057598
what? women can drive in india m8
>>321055965
>that video where the britbong visits India by motorcycle and show how fucking shitty it is
>that chink chonk blog that shows hundreds of photos of corpses that rot in that trash river and people bath beside them
I'd rather chop on of my balls with a butterknife than visiting that hellhole.
imagine hijacking a train that's loaded with about 1000 people and crashing it
>>321058412
Watch And idiot abroad
>>321057034
It's quite nice outside the big cities. worth going just for the mountains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
Indians take things too literally, familia
>>321058663
are you trying to communicate pajeet?
>>321058825
An idiot abroad*
>>321058881
oh thanks fa m
>>321055965
i need source on dat cum slut
not old hag
>press triangle to climb on top of train
>>321058412
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
Good christ, these people are fucking savages.
don't poo in the loo!
why not Marseilles, in France?
>shit tons of guns roaming in some neighborhoods
>gang wars
>people getting rekt with AKs or knives
>corrupted politicians
>marvelous landscapes (Calanques cliffs, beaches)
>russians, sandniggers, corsican mob and slavs
make protag play as an american guy looking for change like Niko and it's a deal
>>321059081
No wonder Pakistan and India split. Mudslimes actually take cleanliness seriously to the point where their holy texts says to be seriously clean whilst Hindus seem to revel in their own wastes and corpses.
I mean you'd be hard pressed to find a church, synagogue, mosque to be as dirty and filthy as the Ganges river.
>>321059321
>misread wesh as welsh
>gta: wales
Wouldn't the police just have sticks? What would they bring in for a 5-star wanted level, a timber beam?
>>321059435
its because Hindus have an entire slave caste in the millions who's job is to scoop up the poo so why create proper plumbing when they have slaves
>>321059435
I can see past everything, even wiping your ass with your hands, but I can't wrap my mind around how they will bathe and drink out of a river with dead bodies within spitting distance. Fucking disgusting.
Boo in the loo
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33980904
>>321059565
shit guns
>>321059604
Right, the slaves sure do a good job fishing all those dead bodies out of their rivers and cleaning up the designated shitting streets.
>>321059565
A poo cannon. Or ICBMs filled with a payload of Ganges river water.
>>321059607
I agree, there's a difference between being too poor to afford toilet paper and shitting, pissing and defiling your only source of water.
>>321059321
Would play.
>>321059523
Well at least I'm not the only one.
>"mohinder, this asshole has been fucking with our family for too long. meet up with ajeet and his boys at the nearest shitting street and gangrape this fuckers sister to death"
>India
Even Pakistan is good at the bants when India is the target
>>321059776
>they have POISON SPIDER in the bathtub, they have excuse to not wash... but they still smell better than Indian
well, that's my sides gone
>"Raj I'm gonna need you to take out the toilet witches for us"
>>321055965
Hopefully never.
>>321059776
Why are foreigners so much better at this shit than us
>>321059998
Fuck man when they get it right, they fucking get it right.
We're just consistent bantz, foreigners are the ones that do the bantz of kings.
>>321059659
I don't know how untouchables are in India but most likely not nearly enough
GLOBAL SUPERPOWER BY 2030
>>321059998
/int/ is such a butthurt board.
>>321059998
>those last few sentences
christ almighty
>>321060301
Shit, nevermind, that's /sp/.
>>321060253
AMERICA FAT PIGS AND EURO STINK GAY IDIOTS! India is worlds next super power!!! WE HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=44&v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>>321055965
so it's gonna be Tech Support Sim 2015?
>>321055965
would buy desu
>>321060378
I still don't understand why people were so butthurt about this video.
>>321060779
no one is butthurt by it, it's just funny that India's ideal future city is basically just your average first world city. New York or London must look like the fucking Jetsons to Indians
>Customize the color, shape and texture of your POO.
Become a DESIGNATED poo street gangster.
>>321056128
this is why i came to this thread
now i can leaveDESIGNATED
>>321060653
O boy
>>321057985
>>321055965
>go to bathroom
>take a shit
>receive a rupee
Let's try radio station one...
>PINGADING DING DING DING DING
Uh how about two?
>OoooOooOoOWeeeeeEEEeEE
Three?
>BOOMBOPADINGABOP BOOMBOPADINGABOP BOOMBOPADINGABOP
Uh... How about the talk station instead...
>"hurka blurpa durk, burk durklablorpa dirk?"
>"eehhehehhehehehhe!"
Yeah nah.
>>321057985
Heh.
Pretty good m8.
Gamergate turned /v/ into /pol2/
>>321058046
No one in India can drive. But that doesn't stop them trying.
>>321062519
Fuck off with your gaygate boogieman, India is a shit country. /pol/ are just casually observing and not making the lives of Indians any worse. Go actually raise awareness of the poor state India is in if you actually want to make a difference instead of posting on your Tumblr and NeoGAF about how evil gaygate is.
>>321062612
>>321062678
Post gamergate-/v/ everyone. Totally okay with non-vidya threads as long as /pol/ likes it!
>>321062612
>gunfight with thugs
>sacred holy cow wanders past, gives no fucks
>accidentally shoot it
>instant 7 star wanted level
>Shiva's voice booms from the heavens as lesser god/aliens descend upon you, kill you, make you reincarnate as a street for 20 minutes.
>you get marked in multilayer maps as a designated shitting spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk
This is the
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
song
