Can we reminisce about that time /v/, while busy making loss parodies and holocaust machines, accidentally discovered the unlimited potential of nuclear fusion?
https://youtu.be/lZw1bn9M338
>not the webm
Does anybody still have those ol things
>>321042901
I have a gigantic folder saved of webms from the threads.
I was actually just about to ask if anybody had the vehicle files to match them. I'll try to upload the webms to dropbox or something but I don't think this thread will still be up by the time they all are.
Is there a besiege /v/ steam group?
>>321043056
Requesting Loss
I kinda regret buying this because I'm not creative enough to build anything interesting, but at least I enjoyed the threads.
>>321042653
I recently bought this game.
How do?
>>321043189
I need this
>>321042653
All the little people, dancing around shouting, "Fuck her right in the pussy"
He did
So hard at that they all died.
>>321043452
sorry anon, but that's not a valid thread on /r/
>>321043189
>>321043371
My folder is 1gb big, so it will be a while to get everything uploaded, and that one wouldn't be in a specific subfolder so I couldn't find it easily. Actually scratch that I have 3 webms named loss so here's one of them.
I'll make a thread on /wsr/ though once it's all up if this thread is 404'd, so keep an eye out there.
>>321043695
another onee
Last loss thing I have I think
>>321043695
Classic
Just gonna dumb random ones now.
I had to compress this one to post it since it was 7mb. Actually got the build file for it too.
>>321044342
WHAT?
>>321044342
>>321043695
Continue dumping if you would be so kind
>>321042653
Ring of Honor?
>>321044342
Oh bby
>>321044342
>>321044647
And actually, I've decided i'm just gonna upload a single rar of all the webms rather then indivually.
Also, this is probably my favorite creation from all the old threads, the guy made like 9 revisions of it, I might just post all of those.
>>321045014
How do I get good at this game?
>>321045079
This is actually the third one, turns out the one I had marked as striker3 is just a duplicate of 1
>>321045014
Definitely post a link when you upload, would love to have some of those
>>321045365
>>321045408
As I said, if this thread is 404'd before then (and it probably will bee considering I need to sleep and will probably do so before it uploads to dropbox) I'll make a thread on /wsr/ tommorow with it
>>321045623
>Still shilling this shit game with no content and no updates
>>321045623
Gracias my nigga
>>321045812
>>321045927
i'm just dumping webms man
>>321045927
>no updates
Really?
What have the devs been doing during all this time? This shit came out months ago
>>321045927
Last update came out some days ago with a bunch of cool levels.
Also, they upgraded to Unity 5, which makes the game run soooo much better.
Then again, I would love more mechanical parts, so I can build cooler mechanism and machines.
>>321046264
Oh and also better joints. And I hate that boulders now break so easily and that flaming balls burn forever. But the winches allow me for some nice "muscle"-like experimenting.
>>321046264
They wanted to release new features/blocks but are optimizing the game I think
>>321046034
>>321046491
>>321045927
1. Its just updated
2. It's a small team
3. The looks great so it takes a while.
I was only around for the first couple of days, looks like I missed a lot. I loved this little guy though
I haven't played it since then, I'm not really creative enough.
>tfw can't beat the first gunship level
>>321046648
>>321044647
Is it possible you could put a small barrel like addon to the end of this to straighten out the trajectory, like an actual firearm?
>>321046906
>>321045927
>Still shitposting on a chinese noodle shop forum.
>>321046975
Last striker one.
>>321046916
I doubt it, most of the accuracy from actual firearms comes from spin due to the rifiling anyways, I think, and even if not I imagine it's just not moving fast enough for hitting the sides of the barrel to not just slow it down vastly.
>>321046648
That's some Dead Rising shit right there
oh boy, besiege
>>321046916
>>321047081
What about just adding more wheels?
>>321046648
Here's a fun assault helicopter thing.
Is it even possible to make a missile in this game? or anything rocket propelled explosives?
>>321047370
> gorilla tactics
>>321042901
Got you covered F A M
Here's an early version on >>321046741
I'm trying to find a really fucking cool omnidirectional assault platform with cannons and missles that somebody built using sets of wheels that were aligneed on different axes like treads that could rotate but the folder I thought I put them in is empty.
Hope I didn't delete them
>>321047482
Yes.
>>321047534
Ah, found on that used the same propulsuion/movement system, but this wasn't it.
>>321047081
More wheels then, perhaps?
>>321047613
nice
btw what do you call those missiles that launch vertically then travel horizontally? I forgot their names but I think they're usually launched from subs
>>321047804
SLBM ?
>>321047685
Can it move in all four directions?
It feels like just yesterday we innocently stumbled from nazi robots and dick rockets to chaos engine shenanigans.
>>321047929
Yep
>>321047940
ebin
>>321047940qtpie
I don't even remember some of those webms I have.
>>321047482
People built SCUD launchers
>devs patched out chaos engine
havent played the game since
I love this one for the sheer resemblance to a car factory
>>321048434
Chaos engine?
>>321048434
Seriously? What the fuck happened?
>>321048592
>acknowledged by proxy
I feel like I'm in one of my japanese animes.
My all time favorite in carpet bombing
>>321048434
They what? What the fuck. Makes me glad Ipirated it
>nobody ever saved any of the shit I made
aww
I thought King Crimson was the best thing I ever did in that game
>>321042653
At first I thought this was just fucking stupid but after watching the entire thing I realise why Gurren Lagann is involved in this.
A key part of GL is when the heroes deliberately keep themselves ignorant about how something works so they can force the universe into doing their crazy bullshit.
This video devolves into that exact same madness, but with glitches and spinning instead of a giant robot.
Where the fuck is the giant robot /v/?
>>321048839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0
>you didn't get on this wagon
Feels bad.
>>321048434
>tfw made a podracer due to the design of the chaos engine
>it'll just fall apart if I update the game
Why the fuck would they patch this out?
Alright, here's that massive rar with all my webms.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/iy8w2dt15l5w29v/Besiege.rar?dl=0
I'm going the fuck to sleep now. Link should work indefinitely, most of thee folders should b empty because I never got around to sorting them.
love you /v/
Also it turns out the thing I was talking about in >>321047534 was already posted here >>321047656
>>321042653
>reminiscing a game less than 2 years old
Fucking new fags
>>321043197
No need to be creative, just keep trying until you make something that works. I can spend hours a day trying to solve one fucking level because I'm kind of an idiot with no understanding of basic physics or how mechanical things work but I'm still enjoying myself.
That being said, I've accidentally made a template for a "It can do just about anything" machine.
It's really just a simple square frame supported by balloons on top and propellers on each side and the top. The balloons make it light enough to hover off the ground. I've mapped each side of propellers to arrow keys so I can move in each direction, it's a lot more accurate than wheels.
Add a bank of plows and it's almost indestructible and will smash through everything.
Attach grabbers to the bottom and it will lift anything, even the sword from the last level.
Fit the bottom with spikes and you can fly up before falling down and crushing everything beneath you.
I'm an idiot who accidentally discovered a simple machine that can do almost fucking any level in the game.
>>321048834
>when I made it bigger it shot everything out so far and fast it hit the back invisible wall instantly and completely missed all the soldiers
Also the version of this with sound was far better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFWSrHMix-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbOQp0CSrY
>>321048791
is it weird if i have a boner now
>>321043364
Start small. Experiment with each block so you get a basic understanding of what it does. Do what makes sense to you and refine it if it breaks.
Or be a fucking idiot, like me.
Here's my problem, I can't fucking drive in this game. Or make anything with steerable wheels that don't snap off. All I can do is drive straight.
So I made the "Drive Straight Machine"
All it can do is drive straight. But in two different directions. It's a two layered car where when you hold down H it extends pistons with wheels attached downwards. It lifts the bottom carriage off the floor so only the piston wheels can move.
I can't steer so badly I mad a car that can only go straight, but both horizontally and vertically at the same time.
It doesn't really matter if you're creative or smart or whatever. If you keep banging shit together your retardedness will make SOMETHING.
If only due to the Law of Averages.
>>321049049
Actually, correction, I might make a new rar tomorrow with everything sorted, in which case thee link will no longer work.
So try to download it now.
>>321046860
The one where you have to destroy 4 or 5 gunships while suicide yaks ram you?
Yeah, the yaks annoyed me a lot so I made a thing that flies. Damn things can't get me now.
Just a box with propellers on every surface except for the bottom, which has spikes. Fly up and fall down on top of the gunship. Use the side propellers to fly around and aim.
>>321047468
WORDS THAT KILL
>>321049570
So some kind of Hawlucha machine? Gotcha
>>321048927
I still absolutely love this
>>321048434
maybe it broke when they switched engine ? or did they say they patched it ?
>>321048927
These are fucking amazing.
Does the chaos engine not work anymore? The flaming ball doesn't attach to the grabber it just flies off.
>>321047804
torpedo?
Describe the most fucktarded way you've won a level.
>>321051303
>Set up a bunch of rows and columns of giant swords
>One row of bombs behind the top row of swords
>Let them drop
>?????????
Profit.
>>321051303
>Attach pistons to pistons to pistons
>Just a bunch of piston stacks that branch out into other stacks of pistons
>Cover every surface with spikes
>Push H
The entire thing just spazzes and dances about, stabbing and crushing everything
Hahaha the game: le meme xDD
>>321053373
You know that level with a bunch of flying airships you need to bring down? Built myself a wagon with a bunch of pistons pointing up with a spike at the top. Just drove under them, poked up and got the hell out of there before they could crash and burn on top of me. If I remember correctly, the ground was also covered in jihad yaks so I also had to attack a bunch of pistons with a blade at the end to disarm them from a safe distance
>>321048541
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>321053643
I did the whole piston arm upwards stabbing thing too. My arm broke off when a piece of the airship snapped it in half though, which surprised me since I stabbed several airships over multiple attempts with no such mishaps happening.
I used cannons to get rid of the yaks myself, but that required careful aiming since I only had so many shots.
Isn't the very last airship really high though? I don't think my arm stabber reached it. I ended up attaching cannons to the arm as well, so if the spike didn't reach I could fire a shot.
> build 4 towers around source block
> connect in the center
> build wheels up to center with hinge
> attach pistons to source block
> attach giant blades to pistons
> replace wheels with circular saws
> add driving wheels to all towers
> drive around with a blender mobile
>>321053586
>hurr durr I'm not creative hurr durr I can't make things hurr durr
That's all I hear from you.
Besieged was truly the best of /v/ this year.
The threads about the discovery of Chaos Engine was fucking times.
Did they patch it out?
>>321054465
Tried to make one and the flaming ball just flew off into space.
>>321045014
HOly shit this is incredible.
>>321045927
GOTTA SPIN FAST
>>321048592
>4Chan
>>321048927
Man, this brings back some memories, remember how hyped we were for MGS5? I can't believe it's been a year already
>>321048927
>WORDS THAT KILL
The genius in this video is outstanding
Anyone have the webm of the one that's just a middle finger extending with a cannon on it to fuck over one guy in particular?
Didn't see it in here, so
This one's my favorite, looks like this >>321049467
accidentally saved this one in my porn webm folder, whoops
Anyone have any of the dancing ones or ones that begin to try walking around and it doesn't quite work?
Wow, I still have some of these saved
>>321058330
That was great.
havent touched this game since they patched out the chaos engine
I remember the first thread where some anon accidently discovered the chaos engine and how we slowly but surely together managed to take control of the unlimited power of the ancient dark gods
>>321058841
That was a magical time and I am glad to have been there.
>>321058841
I remember the shit we built trying to harness its amazing power
>>321044342
is this the best game to make this kind of shit?
>>321056176
Is that an eldritch abomination?
>>321058841
what the hell is chaos engine?
>>321060643
By attaching some buzzsaws and wheels to a fireball or boulder you could create a really powerful engine.
>>321060961
Is this official or was that a result of /v/ fucking around
>>321061275
the latter
>>321061275
The latter of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZw1bn9M338
>>321047940
Johnny 5?
>>321042901
Goddammit you fucks are making me want to play it again. The first week or so of threads was fantastic.
>>321042653
>Can we reminisce about that time /v/, while busy making loss parodies and holocaust machines, accidentally discovered the unlimited potential of nuclear fusion?
>holocaust machines
So machines that never happened?
>>321062017
Then how do you explain this?
I have made several webm of my stuff, but they are on another machine, else I would post them here.
>>321042653
Could do without the nigger music.
>>321047370
Oh hey I made that, that was the first thing I ever made.
I like the game but I hope they fix the wobbly wheels problem, still the unity 5 change was real fucking smooth and makes tanks super viable even without godmod.
I dont think the guy who made the tank tutorial still here but thanks to you I build this Leman Russ.
>>321047804
Tomahawk, cruise
>>321050456
Torpedos are underwater, you tard.
