IM SOLO, IM HAN SOLO.
IM HAN SOLO
IM HAN SOLO, SOLO
I'M FEELIN' LIKE A STAR
YOU CAN'T STOP MY SHINE
I'M LOVIN' CLOUD CITY
MY HEAD'S IN THE SKY
>>321029672
>i spoiled a movie, am i cool yet xD
I'M A PRINCESS IN A BATTLE, YOU'VE GOT TO JOIN THE REBEL WAY
>>321029819
Who the fuck cares it's Star Wars. If you haven't seen it yet you don't care about it.
>>321030185
>am I cool yet?
>>321030285
So butthurt.
>>321030185
Fuck you, the closest theater to me is in the San Bernardino area and i'm not going to such a crowded event in THAT fuckin' city.
I have no choice but to wait.
>>321030430
>am I cool yet
>>321029672
This is a worse meme than Han Shot First.
Why do Han Solo memes suck?
>expecting old characters to live
>expecting HAN SOLO of all people to live
you guys do know that ford wanted solo to die in the OT right? Plus ford is old as fuck, hell he probably fucking asked to die this time too
>>321029672
I love star wars and I really didn't give a shit about this being spoiled. I could see it coming a mile away
>>321030692
Good job, anon. You have an intelligent brain, unlike the crybabies in here.
>>321030668
According to Abrams, Ford didn't want Han to die this time around, but he didn't complain once Abrams explained his reasoning because the guy apparently just rolls with everything.
>>321029672
everyone with an internet connection fucking knew that.
Ford said he wouldn't do New Trilogy shit unless they wrote off his character somehow. Death was inevitable.
>>321030936He appears as a force ghost in Ep VIII.Rey is the shittiest character ever
>>321030692
My opinion is this 100%.
>>321029240
>>321030692
>>321030891
Yeah It was kind of obvious once he showed up that he was gonna be the obi-wan of this trilogy, luke is most likely gonna be yoda with a bigger part next movie although I heard the 2nd movie is being written by someone else so that could go anywhere
>>321029240
WHY IS THAT SONG SO CATCHY
>>321031291
why did he stop being funny
Is Adam Driver the ugliest person in Star Wars?
>>321031552
his jokes now rely on his huge budget
>>321030620
>hey guise plz like me
>am i cool yet?
I'M SO HAPPY, THAT MY SON KILLS ME
I'M MOVING ON
I'M SO HAPPY THAT ITS OVER NOW
THE PAIN IS GONE
>>321031552
jew
>>321031625
CUZ I AIN'T NO HOLOGRAM GIRL
I AIN'T NO HOLOGRAM GIRL
>>321029672
I'm surprisedcoruscant getting blown the fuck upwasn't spoiled.
>>321031625
Yes
why is han solo even an important character he's just some rebel scum
>>321032427
I wonder who wrote that.
Who sat there and thought,
>Yeah, destroying the center of galactic anything and everything? That's a quality fucking idea, where's my promotion
>>321032427
That wasn't Coruscant. It was Hosnian Prime.
>>321031552
>stop
never was in the first place underaged
>>321029672
Ford wanted to get written out of empire by dying but didn't have that happen either. Who didn't expect it.
>>321029672
>hay guise I posted it again :DD
>am I cool yet :DD
>please give me positive reinforcement because I am lonely :c
Don't worry f.a.m I gotchu
I think you're an okay person.
>>321032586
But they wanted to blow up the senate and the senate is located on coruscant. Did the senate move from coruscant or something?
>>321032427
That wasn't coruscant
coruscant doesn't have any water.
>people immediately forget the huge lake in that scene
>>321032427
That wasn't Coruscant. It didn't even look like it. Coruscant has way more density.
>>321032950
New Republic Senate is on Hosnian Prime.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hosnian_Prime
It caught me off guard as well. I thought JJ was pulling another Vulcan.
>>321030461
To be fair it's barely a spoiler. In the scene that it happens it's the most obvious fucking thing ever.
>>321029240
This is the greatest shit and anyone who disagrees is taking this franchise too seriously.
>>321033157
>not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8
>>321033189
>not this
https://youtu.be/qXp8T097vjc?t=121
>>321033189
I'm talking about the entire dance off in general. Palpatine and Vader dancing to techno just about killed me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ
>>321030461
>just went to watch it tonight
>literally 8 of us in the theater
>one guy still brought his lightsaber
>>321031625
it's like some sort of alien attempting to wear keeanu reeves' face
>>321033286
You read my mind anon, I was just making a webm of this. It's fucking beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7C1y4yTKA
I've watched the current Star Wars movies on the last couple of weeks since I never really saw the original trilogy. The originals are pretty good, particularly Return of the Jedi but 1-3 mostly suck. It's astounding that the new movie has built up so much hype.I hope it's good, I'm looking forward to seeing it
>>321033594
>The dark side is a pathway to dance moves many consider to be...unnatural
>Possibility of Rogue squadron 4 with Poe
pls
>>321033770
Is it possible to learn these moves?
So was this whole thing born from that dancing stormtrooper meme or what?
>>321033594
Whoops, my player wasn't showing that bit at the end. This should be a little smoother. Can't quite make it sync right though.
>>321033306
I can understand opening night, it was a huge event.. but come on, any night after that is just sad.
>>321033993
Star Wars for the kinect was being made
Star Wars appeals greatly to a wide audience
Just Dance on the kinect appeals to a wide audience
Mix the two up and you get a half-baked main story and a fucking hilarious dance game
>>321031625
He is, but he fits in the role of tantrum-throwing edgy emo teen. Kylo was the best fucking character.
>>321033993
Star Wars Kinect, stupid dance shit that has existed for years.
>>321034060
>tfw you're in the royal guard and in addition to combat training, pilot training and actually guarding the emperor you still have to find time to learn the emperor's favourite dance routines
>>321034117
Palpatine staring dead-on at the camera with that unblinking grimace for five straight minutes completes the whole thing, it's so absurd
>>321034215
I know but it never really occurred to me to wonder why it's even a thing
>>321031625
He's growing on me
>>321031987
MARRIED THE HOTTEST BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE.
BROKE UP BECAUSE HER COKE ADDICTION GOT WORSE AND WORSE.
NOW IM BACK TO BEING SOLO, IM HAN SOLO.
>>321031625
>I'm the cook
>>321033189
>>321033286
I used to laugh at the insane horror of this game, then Disney bought Star Wars and now this feels pretty tame
>The plot of the danceoff minigames is to avoid being served by Star Wars characters, including Sheev
>Some of the songs are SW-themed covers
So what's the catch?
>>321035135
Hey, its more original than TFA at least.
>>321035135
While some songs are fantastic, others are lackluster.
>>321033157
I just wish it wasn't motion controlled crap
>>321034885
Every time I see one of the videos I wonder like what did the people who made this thought while making it.
>>321036531
"This is fucking retarded so let's at least have fun making it".
>>321032715
>having different sense of humors means im underaged
