Cookie Clicker thread, fuck the mods edition.
Other idle games
http://pastebin.com/dzFtvDR2
>>321020710
go make a general in /vg/ you fool
>>321020710
making 32mil/second and i started last night, the game is slow af now
how do i git gud /v/?
>>321020956
have to farm luckies
cps is really nothing more than a mutiplier now, can't rely on it to actually generate meaningful amounts of cookies
>>321020843
There's not enough activity for a general, dumbass. The game will be dead again within a week.
>>321021156
so?
generals can be an ephemeral thing
you got deleted because this WAS a general
>>321021238
/vg/ isn't for repeat threads. Unless 24/7 cookie clicker threads start staying firmly on the front page, it doesn't deserve to go die in /vg/.
>>321020710
>>321020843
>>321020956
>>321021136
>>321021137
>>321021156
>>321021238
>>321021419
I had to make a thread on /vg/. Sucks that we got deleted here but if it dies there we can always come back to /v/. Sorry OP!
>>>/vg/126142410
>>>/vg/126142410
>>>/vg/126142410
>>>/vg/126142410
Is there a wiki or some shit for the new update?
>>321020710
wait so what happened to cookie clicker?
did it get an update or something?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
This exists.
>>321020843
/vg/ is where quality goes to die. This just got updated yesterday, accept that people are excited and give it a week for interest to die down before it moves to /vg/.
At least the threads were civil and kept to one thread at a time.
>>321022128
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0
>>321021238
Just because you don't like something doesn't make it a general.
Otherwise we wouldn't have constant bitching about the same five games on /v/'s front page. What a wonderful world that would be.
Is there a certain point when I should stop buying cursors/grandmas/farms/etc and focus on just getting the more expensive stuff?
>>321022294
This is pretty true. I'd much rather post here than /vg/. Mods don't do anything when there are shitloads of threads on MGS or Undertale like this guy said >>321022525
>Getting quadrillion fingers for the first time.
Nice
>>321023026
>going from 50m to 200m with just that.
>>321022743
always try to rush cursor upgrades if they're in reach.
>>321023026
and I thought Trillion Fingers was cool, looks like I've still got a ways to go
>>321023431
Quadrillion fingers gives you500 cookies for each non cursor
>>321023621
That's obscene
>>321023903
yup. So get to 160 cursors ASAP.
>>321023621It goes up to Octillion.That gives you 5 million for each non cursor.
>>321024057
Oh geez
what music do you play while clicking furiously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bio99hoZVYI&ab_channel=GilvaSunner
Do farms EVER become good?
I currently have 100 of them, at 956 cps each, and they only account for 0.5% of my total production. Should I just sell them?
>>321026502
Farms are a cheap way to buff cursors.
>>321026502
they do give your cursos more cps tough
>>321020710
Goddamn ascending is great. Played for a full day had 173 prestige, then ascended. Now here I am a hour after that and I've already surpassed day 1 100 times over. Holy fuck these upgrades are great
200 of every building tho. Them prisms
The fuck are synergies and why don't they seem to be doing anything?
>>321026841
how? i've been playing for 10 hours and i only have 4 prestige
>>321028312
probably an end game motherfucker who kept his save file
i've been playing for 10 hours and only got 1 level up so far, not taking it super fast
I've been on 28 hours (fresh save) and only 37 chips. That's with me almost clicking every fucking golden cookie.
It general takes you a 3-4 days for your first reset, I think.
Fuck off mods, the agar.io threads were allowed on /v/ for weeks
For people with the "Get Lucky" (golden four-leaf clover) upgrade, a way to speed up the early game:
Bank up 84,000x your CPS (23.3 hours worth), click golden cookies for Frenzy + Lucky combo, earns you 8,400x CPS (2.3 hours worth) lucky cookies per combo.
Of course, you can either get the initial bank value by clicking raindeers and golden cookies to speed it up, but I advise just leaving it on overnight.
clicker heroes > cookie clicker
>>321029490
How does it feel to be a plebeian?
>>321029490
what the fuck, i just looked this up and it's a flash game. No Thanks
>>321020843
sorry fagnuts, /vg/ is not the holding board for things you personally dislike
should've applied for janitor if you wanted to have mod-sanctioned threadshitting powers.
>>321029546
just great thank you familia
>>321029612
>spend 800 octillion cookies on the chocolate egg
>get 10 octillion cookies back
wow thanks for the CPS price scaling, orteil
>11.4 trillion for the first portal upgrade
what?
Are the 1 and 2% cookie upgrades worth the obscene amounts of money they cost? Or is it better spent on more towers?
>>321030341
Get it when it becomes so cheap it doesn't cut into your investments, bro.
They're a trap to beeline for.
>>321030669
>>321030341
Unless you're talking about the scaling upgrades which always costs 5 minutes of your CPS.
Those you can get ASAP.
>cookie chain
>get less than a trillion cookies from it
>>321024936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTy9v9a7Tmo
>>321024936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w9PukG97oQ
>>321024936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgXJhG4-o
>>321024936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0OEVWKZv0
>>321031835
God damn, the last time I listed to Kasabian was when Club Foot was released.
>>321032156
Yeah, I've been listening to them a lot after that one Just Cause 3 trailer reminded me they exist.
>>321023968
I finally did it and holy shit cursors are 80% of my cps now
![MELAhbm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mVarkoB.jpg "MELAhbm[1].jpg")
I guess I'm done?
>>321032565
400 prisms
black cats paw
>>321024936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH3pOt_H3Rc
So what's the milk mechanic exactly?
>>321032737
mah nigga
>>321032565
Find the shiny wrinkler
>>321032992
A reward for getting achievements. The more you have, the higher your milk multiplier.
I'm literally stuck between wizard tower and shipment. How do I go sanic?
>>321033263
How many cookies are you making?
>>321033327
2.9 million
>>321020710
The Dick Sucker link just sends me to a Chinese website with no sign of the game. Please help, I need to know for a friend.
>>321033351
jesus christ
do you at least have 120 cursors yet?
>>321033360
The pastebin hasn't been updated in months, a lot of the games died.Dick Sucker was shit, anyway.
>>321033473
Just got a x7 multiplier and bought the +50 upgrade. I'm at 7.7 million now.
>>321033680
alright, get up to at least 27~ million, preferably more.
then go go grind 160 cursors which will take around 600 billion cookies.
it's faster than directly grinding buildings to the point where you can start normally pushing shipments.
>not playing dick sucker
>>321034158
Alright, thanks man. Just banking for shipments now
>>321034383
>banking for shipments now
what does this mean?
>>321034507
Saving up to buy shipment buildings?
So does anyone have an ascension map? The one on the wiki is old.
Also, what permanent upgrades should I use?
>>321035531
Kittens, especially the expensive ones.
