Make a wish /v/
Just one. Some faggots already wished for a FF7 remake and a new Battlefront game.
>>320948719
I wish for a PC release of FF6
>>320948719
I wish for a GOOD, i repeat, G O O D sequel to persona 3
>>320948993
Granted.
Won't be localized.
I want games to be good again
i wish to found love one day
I wish I was big.
>>320949089
You lose both of your arms the following day however.
>>320948719
I want a GOOD Golden Sun game.
>>320949172
Granted.
You're too big for anything.
>>320948719
I finally want to play this fucking game on Pc
>>320949121
you find it. then it leaves you
>>320949172
you're a big guy, but only in a way subjective to the viewers around you
I wish for a dragon dogma expansion that adds the cut content
>>320949121
Granted.
Your mind is altered so you feel like you retroactively FOUND love in the past, but no longer.
>>320949172
Granted, you lose le mask xD
I wish for Star Citizen not to be a scam and the devs actually working hard on finishing it.
I wish for another Command and Conquer game
>crash team racing remake with online
>gta sanandreas mp remake with good graphics and steam
>good spiderman game
>good force awakens game
dear god pleaase or i will fuck your ass
I want the PS Vita to have full access to the PS1 & PS2 Classics section.
If that counts as two wishes, then just give me the latter.
>>320949361
Granted.
Available on iOS.
i wish that some vidya companies would license adult entertainment products
>>320948762
Granted.
>>320949089
You get sent back into the past. Games are good, but you've played them all already.
>>320949351
Granted.
There's a fire in the office and all the work is lost.
>>320949496
>>320949481
Granted.
You now have erectile dysfunction.
All games are ported to pc perfectly
all console shitters get btfo forever
>>320949592
haha, fuck you monkey's paw. i already do!
I wish they would stop censoring games and falling for SJW bullshit
>>320948719
I had a dream last night that Jet Set Radio 3 was released for the Playstation 5 in the future. It wasn't amazing, and the average reviews were like 8.2/10, but it was still an amazing dream. The game was a lot like future
I wish for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2.
>>320948719
A good mainline Metroid game.
It can be 2D or 3D, I just need it.
>>320949604
Granted.
But they're as lazily ported as possible.
No graphics options. No sound options. No controller remapping. At most you can change the screen resolution.
>>320949604
Granted.
Every single game now implements microtransactions, episodic gameplay and are ridiculously expensive with uncrackable DRM, due to PC now having a monopoly on the market.
>>320949798
Granted.
It's made by Bethesda
>>320949604
Are you against piracy?
no- then you are your own problem.
yes- you're a smart man.
>>320949745
Granted.
They just decide not to make the games at all instead.
I wish whoever is in charge of granting monkey paw wishes to die a painful death.
>>320949931
Granted.
You are in charge of granting the wishes.
I wish for a new development in VR that makes all games playable within the next year with perfect immersion.
>>320949263
moon wolves hunts in moon pack arisen
>>320950175
Granted. But there are only husbandos.
>>320950238
Is that supposed to be a problem?
>>320949808
Granted.
>2D
It has a sterile plasticky look and the English localization is full of memes. Also it's a straightforward adventure because the focus group found exploring to be too hard.
>3D
Samus joins the Federation Force for a fun new adventure!
And since it's Nintendo, enjoy your forced Amiibo implementation.
>>320950238
Fine with me
I want videogames to be bad, have unfinished content, be censored and havre seasson pass dlc
I wish everyone on /v/ was happy.
>>320950392
Granted.NightmareGoggles.jpg
every pokemon remake to be removed from existence except fire red and leaf green, is that allowed?
>>320950358
So critically acclaimed but not what Metroid should be?
Fuck.
I want La-Mulana 2 to be better than the first.
>>320950501>implying the game industry is any different than it is now
>>320950634
That was my point
>>320948719
I wish I got a boyfriend.
>>320950742
Granted.
You turn him straight.
>>320950742
Granted, he's an ugly black midget called Tyrone and he gets offended by literally everything.
>>320950742
Granted.
His genitals have been mutilated and cannot be touched without him feeling vomit-inducing pain.
I want all the chinese and chinese descendants to die.
>>320951053
Granted.
Replaced by Muslims.
>>320949417
Granted. You get a ladder.
>>320950550
Granted.
Every remaining copy is sticky.
I wish the poster below me replaces the MC's love interest in the next Tales game
>>320949856
>>320950550
Granted.
The internet is now crawling with nostalgiafags starting petitions begging for remakes.
I wish that the Ace Combat trilogy (4,5,0) would to come to PC proper.
>>320949856
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
GODDAMN FUCK
>>320950742
Granted.
He's MtF trans and is planning to con you of your money so he can pay for his operation.
>>320951502
Granted
The port has no controller support whatsoever, you must play with the numberpad on your keyboard
I want a new LOTR game, a faithful one
>>320951918
Granted.
Can't understand the majority of the fucking dialogue without an Elvish > English dictionary on hand at all times.
>>320949809
>But they're as lazily ported as possible.
>No graphics options. No sound options. No controller remapping.
Then it's not a perfect port as he wished, anon.
>>320951835
God bless mods.
>>320952029
But it is, perfectly can be "A 1:1 port of the console", so it doesn't crash or have bugs, but you get the console experience 100%, cant change resolution or graphic settings.
>>320949798
had to post this
I wish that Dwarf Fortress will be completed to Toady One's full satisfaction, within my lifetime.
i wish there was more fetish art of mai waifu
pic unrelated but similar
>>320948719
>wish for a FF7 remake
>it actually happens
>episodic content
>censorship
>>320952571
Granted, but it will be so advanced, it won't run any machines especially yours until the day you die it becomes possible to run it with better technology.
>>320952616
Your wish already got granted by the monkey pawn
just cheeck the paheal
>>320952912
I die happily knowing that perfection will be available to the world, at the cost of my own enjoyment.
Delete /v/
I hope we get a new action game similar to Ninja Gaiden
I wish for a new Timesplitters game with no dlc or microtransactions
I wish they stopped making Borderlands games after the first Borderlands.
I wish FF7fags would die.
>>320953410
Granted.
Tales of, Borderlands 2, and Pre-Sequel go by different names but take place in the same universe.
>>320953410
Granted, they stopped making games after the first borderlands. [/spoiler] They make prequels of the first one instead. [/spoiler]
I wish for the NX to be good, enough to regain third party support and consumer trust.
>>320953270
DMC 2: Devil May Cry Harder released, inspired by the popularity of Dark Souls' difficulty it has fluid combat, but many enemies will kill you in two hits.
>>320953410
i've got two dead pixels and it made the bottom right panel have eyes and i laughed but then i got sad because i've got two dead pixels
I wish I could be happy.
>>320948719
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with nice hot mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkey, and I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. Plus, make sure the turkey isn't dry.
>>320953331
Granted.
It suffers from THPS5 syndrome. That is, it's a glitchy mess that was only made to bamboozle the nostalgic audience.
Fortunately the lack of microtransactions and DLC cause it to flop hard.
>>320953608
Take a picture and post, anon.
>>320949065
pftahaha
I wish for a game that is popular on twitch but isn't complete trash for care bears and saw cuckholds. Also I want all women to love me, and for them to kill each other over me.
Fuck off calypso
>>320953763
>>320953558
That's still a Borderlands game, anon.
I wish I didn't have a biological reason to sleep
>>320948719
See those 3 bent fingers? That was me wishing for a new Thief, Dungeon Keeper and Legacy of Kain.
>>320948719
I wish FFXV-kun would kill himself.
>>320953873
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10/10
>>320953919
Congratulations! You don't need to sleep anymore!
You now get to feel tired for no reason.
>>320953608
>>320953763
>>320953873
I wish everyone in this thread got their wishes granted the exact way they wanted.
>>320948719
I wish to die painlessly in my sleep.Soon.
>>320949223
I would do it. I would do it for games.
I wish there was no more wishes because this is a blue board and only men go to blue boards
I wish ATLUS USA would confirm dual audio for Persona 5.
>>320954193
Granted. There's an afterlife and it's more of the same.
>>320948719
I wish I was dead
I wish I never get shitty teammates in dota again
>>320954191
>Peacock becomes my daughter
If only
I dread to see what the monkey paw would do though
>>320954285
Granted. You get terribly dry skin.
>>320954325
Granted, but you become the shitty teammate that loses the game for everyone else.
>>320954269
granted, its broken English and a ancient foreign language that no one cares about to translate
>>320954325
Granted
You have to wait 1 hour per match to find suitable team mates
Playing custom games WILL reset the time waiting
>>320954191
>Marry Nikki and start a large family with her
Anon you were an great hero this day
>>320953873
Can't tell if intentional or stupid but had me chortling
>tfw wished for a new Metroid game
It didn't have to be this way, did it?
>>320949604
Granted
PC parts now cst 10X
The Wonderful 102
Remastered versions of BoF 1-4
>>320952995
I know. But I Need moar
>>320953718
>Plus, make sure the turkey isn't dry.
>>320948719
I wish for a new Kyle Hyde adventure
>>320953873
I want Yoshitaka Murayama to direct a new Suikoden game taking place in Harmonia.
>>320954898
Granted. Everything is crappy vectors of the original sprites and the game is optimized for mobile devices.
>>320954285
>>320954390
>>320954281
Worst fear right here.
MAKE MY WAIFU REAL
I wish Anime was real.
>>320955091
comission people
>>320948719
a Star Wars game without Mary Sues and ooga booga nig nogs as the heroes
I wish for everyone's wishes to be unwished.
>>320948719
TimeSplitters Rewind actually coming out would be nice.
>>320955405
Granted.
They all piss themselves every day at random intervalsyou piss yourself the most
>>320955405
Granted, but your wish was unwished too, so you basically wasted a wish.
I wish for a new Jak and Daxter game
I wish I could enjoy video games again
>>320948719
i wish for a wii u.
I wish my parents would stop fighting :(
>>320955332
Granted. She thinks you are disgusting and hates you.
>>320953718
Granted.
The Rye is old, stale, and moldy.
1. I wish that no matter what, you completely forget ever giving me a wish each time you grant one.
If that works, unlimited wishes, if not, shit, didn't make my life any worse.
I want /v/ to disappear
>>320948719
I want Vagrant Story 2
I want a pc port/remake offable 2
>>320955709
Literally my worst nightmare. Also my waifu is probably lesbian so like it fucking matters anyways
>>320955332
Your waifu is now 3D, with all the difficulties her malformed body would have in the real world. Now you have the choice of watching her suffer, or killing her yourself.
>>320955709
>>320955340
Granted.
Your waifu is too busy swooning over that awkward brown-haired highschool freshman to be any bit interested in you.
I wish the wish granter would post his sister's nudes for me to enjoy
>>320953879
but they're not after the first one, they're before
>>320955171
Granted.
It's a generic third person shooter made by EA with QTEs out the ass.
There are also 0 paperclips.
>>320954205
;-;7
>>320951084
Im a muslim tho
get fug'd
>>320955698
Granted.
You get a Wii U.
>>320955915
FUCK NOT AGAIN
>>320948762
blegh
>>320955756
/v/'s userbase moves to tumblr and runs off the current userbase.
Tumblr is now /v/ 2.0.
>>320953560
Granted.
It is region locked, and every third party game doesn't come out outside Japan. Plus, the console releases at the starting price of $1000.
>>320956152
Nice
I don't go to tumblr anyway
I wish I could emulate vita games soon.
>>320954191
Granted.
Everyone that made a wish now has uncurable cancer and will die 1 second after their wish is granted.
I wish for a free copy of hell divers
>>320956392
Granted.
You'll receive it by 2054
>>320955672
Granted. You lose all your memories of playing video games, and are reintroduced to them via Candy Crush
>>320956152
What the fuck is going to happen to the Tumblr crowd without their hugbox?I would miss the porn people.
I wish Smash brothers Melee was never created. Smash community would be 200 times better, sure roaster fags would still be shitting it up, but if would still be a huge improvement.
>>320955634
Granted. It's a complete reboot of the series.
It's a hyperrealistic cinematic cover-based shooter with automatic platforming and QTE-based combat. It also attempts to distance itself from the original series as much as possible.
Also Jak has been renamed to Jack. Just for the added "fuck you".
>>320956617
Granted.
No Smash games were created or ever will be.
>>320955387
Hey, I get a wish. I want porn for free
>>320956630
>Jack
>Not Jaque
>>320948719
Rune Factory 5
>>320956736
Thank god
Dragon's Dogma 2.
Nothing fancy. A bitching theme like Into Free. Maybe two or three cities instead of 1. Same size map roughly, no HUGE FUCKING OPEN WORLD marketing bullshit. New vocations, all of the previous ones returning largely unchanged. Maybe no class-restricting weapons.
>tfw no Gandalf vocation
I wish for an anime game with cute girls with actually good gameplay that I haven't played to death already
>>320949250
Granted.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-12-18-dragons-dogma-dark-arisen-due-for-pc-in-january
>>320956630
FUCK
>>320956831
>Jaque
>not Jacqueline
>>320957115
Granted. It's Dark Arisen repackaged as a sequel.
Nothing you asked for is in there but you're too blinded by the placebo effect to notice.
>>320948719
I wish Saitama was added to smash 4 and one of his alts had a super saiyan wig
>>320948993
But Persona 4 is awesome. Fucking edgy baby.
>>320956925
Granted. It plays like that shitty Rune Factory ARPG for the Wii.
>>320957339
it's sad cause it's true
>>320957359
Granted.
He's hilariously shitty and practically unusable, merely put in as a joke at the fans' expense.
A good Phantasy Star Online game for the West or a new Jet Set Radio game.
>>320957479
>Not liking Frontier
>Not liking OceansI don't blame you, they're awful
I wish that I from now on, every sequel to a game must be entitled "(Series Name) 2: Electric Boogaloo."
I want to put videogames as a hobby behind me, it is slowly making me a shut-in.
I'm successful at work, I make dosh like a madman, I'm happily married, but to achieve all of that I had to emigrate.
Now I have no friends where I live, and videogames are the only thing keeping me up, the people I used to socialize over VOIP are slowly stopping to care about vidya and disappearing.
Everyone I know and love since I've been born is 2000km away from me, jesus, I have everything, but I guess that it is true when people say that money can't buy happiness.
I wish that ape's evolution granted them 5 more fingers in the wish hand
Every multiplat has full cross play
>>320957789
The only satisfaction I have is when I host servers for people in /v/ for whatever game that pops up in a thread and they feel like playing, since the average virgin can't into port forwarding or has stoneage internet/pcs for hosting.
Kill me now.
>>320957912
Granted, but this only happens because Disney buys Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft.
>>320957912
Granted, but console loyalists will choose to play in segregated gaming rooms so it's good as nonexistent.
>>320957883
Granted
Humans have this same mutation because of this
>>320958039
I'd actually be fine with this
>>320958261
>being okay with Disney getting even closer to owning everything in the world
I wish I had a vagina and big fluffy tits
I wish I was 7 years old again, to experience Pokémon Blue to the very first time and to have no care and worries about the world...;_;
I WISH JAPAN USED ENGLISH OR AN EASY TO LEARN TEXT FOR HENTAI GAMES.
>>320958478
You also grow an unshavable ZZ Top beard.
>>320948719
I wish I could get an Xbox One MCC bundle for 200 bucks.
>>320958670
Granted
They only make games about all your anti-fetishes from now on
>>320958670
Granted.OW! DASHA GUUD CAULK-O!!
>>320958780
Come to Switzerland, we have a 240CHF bundle that comes with 5 games (4 LEGO 1 FIFA) and 2 controllers.
Nobody buys it here, so it's being pushed.
I wish that I wasn't too old to date/have sex with college aged girls.
I wish I wasn't too old to go to clubs and downtown parties.
I just turned 25 and am in great shape, but I'm too old to be youthful again.
I will trade all my love for Vista if I can have these things.
>>320958382
Judging by how they've done with Marvel, Disney would do better with any of the big 3's IPs than they have
>>320958960
Granted, but everyone except for you is now at least 30 years old.
>>320958960
Granted.
You're uglier than you currently are and everywhere you go you get mocked for it except from retirement communities.
>>320958889
Thanks for the info Anon, but literally the only reason to own an Xbone is for Halo MCC.
>>320958960
>25 is too old to party/go out/date girls aged 19-21
It is?
I wish I had my ideal body and ideal mental state.
>>320959180
Granted, but your peers still bully/patronize you as if you were mentally/physically unstable.
>>320948719
Source 2 Engine having a good sequel to every one of Valve's franchises on it by 2017.
>>320954117
Well nothing has changed except I don't have the urge to pass out behind the wheel.
>>320950453
Granted.
>>320959267
Worth it senpai
>>320948719
I wish Han Solo was still alive
>>320959893
Granted, but it's non-canon.
A Dragonball Z adventure game that starts from the beginning of DB and slowly opens up to an open world as you progress and get stronger, where you can eventually fly slow then speed up to be able to just teleport everywhere as goku by the end.
completing the entire story on hard unlocks the online multiplayer where you can then do everything like in xenoverse.
also the combat changes staple mechanics. you can play street fighter style, isometric style, zelda style. any way you wanna play, it's your kung fu.
I want Joe Staten, Marty O'Donnell and all the other fired Bungie guys to go back to making Halo.
>>320960287
Granted. They don't make a good game together.
>>320960249
Granted, but it's Japan-only and Arcade Exclusive.
>>320952014
That sounds like a legit cool feature, like needing to learn dosh to understand trandoshans in SWG
I wish /v/ turned into waifus
>>320958024
How do you into port forwarding actually?
I wish for a real Mega Man X sequel that doesn't focus on the blonde faggot.
>>320959893
OK. Chewbaka takes the blow instead.
>>320961729
>CMD
>ipconfig
>remember the IP of your computer
>go to router address through IE, Chrome or FF, most of the times 192.168.0.1
>somewhere there is a Port Forward menu
>input IP from your computer, and set the Port Range you want to forward, for example 27015-27015
>select for that forward either TCP or UDP, or just pick Both if the option comes up
Done.If you have a router connected to another router, then you will have to open the port in router 1 where router 2 is connected, then open the port of your PC in router 2.
I wish for infinite genies.
>>320962213
I would be okay with that. Chewie sucked anyway.
>>320948719
I wish for a good Sonic game that is based around momentum conservation.
Big Rigs Over The Road Racing HD Online.
Also, linux port for the original Big Rigs.
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