ITT:
Start a new character in Adventure mode right now
Tell us what happens
Strangled two children to death before getting my brain destroyed by a goat
bumping for OP the faggot
>spawn as a dwarf in some fortress
>first thing i do is wrestle a kid
>lose and get mortally wounded
>>320937741
> slash
> get two handed bronze sword
> spend all night killing boogeyman
> find some raiders
> try to kill them
> arrow in the kneeactually leg, but you get the idea
> dead
I really despise arrows. It's always a tendon when I get hit.
bump because it's been ages since i saw a DF thread
>>320937741
>be elf girl who hates elf traditions
>walk to human village
>talk to some guy
>go kill this night creature or whatever
>find the vampire
>we fist fight in the street
>kick him in the back of the neck and break his spine
>spend the next half hour scratching at him to drink his blood
>never get to be vampire
>climb tall tree
>jump.off
Bibbidbump
>>320939486
sprint and hide behind trees. lure them closer to you, and then charge them when they're just a couple tiles away
Is /v/ not autistic enough for DF or is DF too autistic for /v/?
>>320943693
i remember back in 2010
there were daily DF threads
;__;
>>320944003
But the game is just now actually getting good.
>>320944682
yeah but i don't play adventure mode, always fortress
>elf bard
>start squatting in a tree with a bunch of other elves
>raining
>tell a poem to cheer everyone up
>nobody gives a shit
>try to climb down the tree, fall on my ass
>decide to leave my home to spread joy through poetry
>wander around for about a week, hungry and starving
>finally arrive at a goblin stronghold, which is currently being raided by trolls
>attempt to quell the violence with my dope rhymes
>find a dying troll on the ground and try to console it
>write a poem especially for him
>walk into a pack of dogs and die
>>320944003
Pretty much this
If you don't like DF, your opinion on video games is uneducated and can be ignored.
>there are people browsing /v/ right now who don't use texture packs just because they think it makes them supa herdcore
>>320946981
Actually, most of texture packs make the game harder when you are used to ascii.
>>320947237
>>320946981
Neither's great desu
As someone who has no history with ascii it's hard to get used to but texture packs are equally awkward
