Anyone else sick of this overrated bitch?
>>320896474
Immensively, her series is dead, her fans are fucktards, and she ruined gaming by setting up an insane stupid and uninventive standard how women in video games 'should' be like, along with leading people to think female protags are cool and should be in everything
No, she needs more games
>>320896639
crybaby
nope, not gay son
>>320896746
Thrilling counter argument.
Yes, but I still wanna suck her boobies and pretend she's my space mommy.
>>320896474
how can you be sickened by one who no longer walks the plane of the living?
>>320896639
>setting up an insane stupid and uninventive standard how women in video games 'should' be like
She's a generic fanservice slut just like most vidya girls.
Her waifufags pretend she's some classy badass like Titania or Chris Lightfellow. She's not, she's a literal stripper.
>>320896474
I'm not sick of her. But it looks like Nintendo is.
>>320896931
You know exactly what I mean you retard, everyone goes 'oh Samus is so cool blowing shit up while wearing head to toe in armor why can't all women in video games be like that' vomited from tumbrlinas moronic, simpleton minds
>>320896831
You aren't giving him much to work with desu imo senpai
>>320897140
I gave you plenty
>>320896931
>using a 30 year-old sprite to describe a character in present tense
dingus
Please remove your transphobic thread op, I think I can say with certainty that you've offended everyone here with your hate.
>>320897124
They haven't played her games then, because she gets destroyed again and again.
She couldn't beat a single Metroid in the end of Super. Then she gets her ass kicked by Mother Brain and needs to rescued by the Metroid.
In Prime she gets her armor destroyed by bumping into a fucking wall. Seriously.
And let's not even get into Other M, which is canon regardless of her autistic fanbase's denial.
>>320897293
Stop pretending to be retarded
Metroid isn't a bitch
>>320897293
Under-tale-ted post.
>>320897224
Samus has been a literal hooker in every game except Prime 1.
>>320897405
Yeah well that's her fucking image regardless of the actual facts. I wish she never existed.
>>320897427
This, Metroid is probably the best robot protag we have, OP.
>>320897482
you are a literal homosexual
>>320897427
This. She is serous, but not bitchy. A little naive.
>>320897124
Samus herself is cool because she wears cool armor and blows shit up, what's wrong with that?
>>320897624
>she
>>320897654
She is overrated, overdone, and in desperate need of permanent retirement, she has done enough damage.
>>320897762
>enough damage
To your devastated anus?
Go write an angry letter to Nintendo
>>320897917
Not him, but her fans do shit up /v/ quite a lot.
And I'm not talking about ZSSfags. I'm talking about Madara Uchiha.
>>320897917
To video games, with her stupid last minute gender reveal and making this stupid standard that apparently every game dev most adhere to least they be called misogynistic. Fuck samus, fuck female protagonists in general
>>320897762
>muh gaming as a culture
Why do you care about this?
Samus is a cool character that does cool things, looks cool and has a hot babe form, just enjoy that and ignore everything else.
>>320898132
Samus is not a character.
>>320898342
Is that you, Bob Chipman?
>>320898096
>>320898132
>Samus is a cool character
She's as cool as a random Goomba.
In fact they have the same personality, which is none.
>>320898342
Who cares
>>320898615
Goombas don't have cool armor or blow up planets
Imagine how much better off Metroid would be if Samus were just a robot.
>>320898557
She isn't though.
>>320898716
Apparently a lot of fucking people considering how metroid faggots go on and on about how they ruined her
>>320898937
Making a non-character a shit character is ruination.
>>320899039
It's a fucking lateral move and you know it.
Her gender might've been the only thing that kept the games alive, hate to admit it but if Samus was a guy he'd just be another silent protaganist with a mask.
You're obviously gay.
>>320899101
Nope, shit is worse than nothing.
>>320899101
Nah, I'd rather have an empty space in my garage than a garage full of human feces and THE BABY painted on the walls with said feces.
>>320897427
Clearly you haven't finished any of the games
There are people who dislike Samus? She's a girl, so what? Shit, maybe the SJW's are right
>>320899413
And I rather have Samus not be put on a shitty goddamn pedestal for being a woman.
>>320899576
People like her because she's a bad ass and a woman, the two facts complement each other, why is that a problem
>>320899548
She's a noncharacter treated like she's hot shit when the only thing notable is that she's a woman, her accomplishments aren't even that impressive
>>320899576
I'd like it if you wouldn't argue with phantom opponents tbqh
Gamed based on exploration aren't exciting enough to sell these days. Kids want their Call of Duty and their Mtn Dew. Women are only for their fanservice. That's just what sells.
>>320899721
>noncharacter
keep telling yourself that moviebob
>>320899548
Titania is what Metroidfags wanted Samus to be.
Titania is the real badass in armor, Samus is just a shitty fanservice non-character whose gimmick is to take off her clothes.
>>320899548
She's just the spam in the can and the suit is the real star of the show.
>>320899834
>FEfag calling characters in other series "fanservice non-characters"
>>320896474
>hasn't even had a game since 2010
>hasn't even had a good game since 2007
is this a desperate attempt to start a Metroid thread
The human element needs to be removed from videogames.
People would like a cool robot more than a boring woman.
>>320899928
Looks like it
>>320899834
Looks like somebody isn't self aware.
>>320899721
>She's a noncharacter treated like she's hot shit
Being a non character IS hot shit since you know, she's from a video game. Why don't you go jerk off to the Horizon Zero Dawn trailer where the protagonist won't shut the fuck up, or some shitty JRPG with over 50 million words. Non characters are honestly what the industry needs more of.
>>320899783
Tumblr and even some shits here think that.
>>320899794
She does not have character, she's this empty void that goes around blowing shit up, any attempt to give her is cringey (Other M, E-Manga, Fusion) or stupid (Prime's moments)
>>320899923
>implying this started before Awakening
>>320899923
Any extremely secondary Fire Emblem unit has more personality than Samus showed in her entire series.
And I'm not saying Titania is a great character, I'm just saying she's what Metroid autists wanted Samus to be. A real badass in armor and not some shitty blank slate that strips.
>>320900037
Go fuck yourself, you goddamn little simp, I hate Horizon Zero Dawn for doing the exact fucking opposite, over done try hard and forced
>>320899963
That's the same logic of those fucks who made non-stop anthromorphic characters in the 90s, that trend is all but dead for a reason.
>>320896474
I'm more annoyed with her more vocal fanbase who complains about not getting a new game. Welcome to my hell, enjoy your stay.
>>320896474
god yes
fuck metroidfags, fuck megamanfags, fuck fzerofags, fuck every single autistic nintenbabby screaming and crying about
>muh dead series!!
after every single nintendo announcement. move the fuck on already you manchildren.
>>320900203
So you complain about literally everything. Nice.
>>320900258
>that trend is all but dead for a reason.
Reason being people prefer cinematic game experiences now.
>>320896931
Chris Lightfellow is shallow though. Fuck she so goddamn retarded she thinks seeing her father's armor set means he was killed by a group of tribesmen and barely notices that it was being nicely maintained.
>>320900037
If you're saying gameplay is all that matters, then so be it.
But Metroid's permavirgin fanbase claims she's a good character when she's not. She is no better than the bar you play as in Pong. Pong fans do not claim the bar is a good character, neither should Metroid fags.
>>320900405
Even if your focus is on gameplay having human characters helps immersion.
>>320900063
You have autism.
>>320900143
Literally nobody wants Samus to be like your JRPG waifus. Kill yourself weeb
>>320900479
>Chris Lightfellow is shallow though
Compared to Samus, even the Gone Home protagonist seems like a Tolstoy character.
>>320900063
>Samus doesn't have personality
>actually she does in all these games but they don't count because I say so
Make up your mind.
>>320897405
Are you retarded?
>>320896474
>Overrated bitch
Fucking what? I did not think she had enough recent games to be considered overrated.
Yes I would enjoy a new 2D Metroid game if it were to ever come out.
Yes I would enjoy a new F-Zero if one were to come out. I mean there is Fast Racing Neo and that is fun.
Will I bitch and moan if they are not announced? No. Would I be happy if they were? Yes.
So OP, get that stick out of your ass. Samus is fine if you see her character from the games. Just a chick in a power suit blowing shit up for reasons.
>>320900405
You can be shitty in multiple ways, Samus is shitty because she's just another protag but actually a woman and this apparently makes her super goddamn special and doesn't have any real characterization that doesn't end with everyone groaning, and the other game is shitty because they aggressively OVER characterize her, why is being able to detect flaws from both ends of the spectrum so fucking difficult to understand
>>320900726
Samus is a weebshit character. She looks like a generic animu character in every single Metroid game except for her soccer mom incarnation in Prime 1.
>>320896474
Yeah. If it wasn't for Smash's Zero Suit? No one would care about her. In fact, the influx of Samus Aran porn is NOT because of new Metroid games, but because of Smash Bros repeatedly showing the character out of her armor when trailers are released.
Metroid itself has never sold that well. No one really cared about the series and no one really does still. Just a symbol of faux concern because of the Other M incident where only the waifufags got upset making a racket.
>>320901072
There's nothing wrong with a silent protagonist in a 2D action adventure game you autist. Actually there's nothing wrong with it in any game genre
>>320901072
She is special because she uses a fucking power suit made by super bird people which can survive Lava and shit. Fire fucking missiles and a bunch of other shit. Yes she is a woman, who gives a shit she can turn into a spinning ball of death in mid air.
>>320901163
No u
>>320896639
Samus isn't even a good example since even to this day in her own series they hide her sex while it's in Smash that they advertise Samus is a woman. Female leads usually sell poorly outside of Lara Croft who is truly the best known one.
And before anyone says Lightning remember, no one would give a shit about Lightning if she wasn't part of the globally successful Final Fantasy franchise. That series build its rep for decades before Toriyama wanted to masturbate to his Mary Sue. If Lightning's games were not FF brand represented? No one would buy into them.
>>320901237
Then why doesn't all the other silent protagonists get praised? Because Samus is apparently special because she's a woman. There's nothing special about being a woman.
>>320901278
And none of that mean a damn thing to her 'fans' to the 'gaming public'
>>320900934
It's true, Samus is a useless bitch who keeps getting her ass kicked and her armor destroyed constantly.
When Megaman loses the equipment he acquired in previous games, it's because he gave them up voluntarily. Samus loses them by sheer incompetence and weakness.
>>320901194
I thought her first version of her Zero Suit was from the remake of the first game for GBA? You know where after you beat Mother Brain you have to sneak around in the Zero Suit and eventually fight a cyborg Ridley.
>>320901525
You are absolutely annihilating that strawman anon
The Metroid games are only good for imagining how sweaty she is under that ugly ass suit.
>>320901237
The problem is that her fans pretend she's a good character, when it's questionable that she's a character at all.
She's as much of a character as your mouse pointer.
>>320901493
Yes. Once. As a joke. And I wish it stayed as a joke.
>>320901525
Who the fuck told you that Samus was special because she's a woman? Some tumblr faggot?
She is special because she is a skilled fucking solider raised by bird people and a bunch of other shit.
>>320901898
That's the fact of the matter, she's a bog standard silent protagoinst except that she's a woman , which makes her special, giving her eye rolling titles such as 'first woman of gaming' and histrionic bullshit for not treating her like the Virgin fucking Mary. She perfectly shows that women get it easy .
>>320896474
Fuck off Ridley
>>320901526
She got her armor destroyed 3 times in 9 games. Once it was by an interdimensional race of shapeshifing incorporeal demons, another time by a gravity-defying semi-sentient world-ending virus and the other time it was by a big explosion. 99% of game characters just would have died in those circumstances.
>>320901898
Pretty much every single video game character is a "skilled soldier" or something of the sort. This is only impressive of you're literally 12.
Any of the hundreds of League of Legends characters have a more interesting backstory and personality than Samus.
>>320901674
Spare me your American brand 'charming' sarcasm.
>>320896474
For the most part aside from Other M she's just a silent protagonist. I don't really see how people could find anything to severely dislike about such a generic, plain character.
Also, who the fuck makes these kinds of "anti-character" images? I guess they get the message across pretty well, but there's something about them that just seems, I don't know, kind of overly literal or clinical I suppose.
>>320902061
You seem to read only a few things from a post. Please read the rest.
Yes there are rabid autistic fans, same could be said for any fucking thing that exists in this blue god damn earth.
>>320901525
>Then why doesn't all the other silent protagonists get praised? Because Samus is apparently special because she's a woman. There's nothing special about being a woman.
Female characters get praised regularly just for being women. Nothing new even outside of videogames. It's annoying frankly.
>>320902157
She's a video game character. No one gives a fuck if ahe has a good backstory. You're part of the problem for even giving a fuck. People like you got Other M made.
>>320902269
Yes, and when they do that, they rightly get told to fuck off by slamming down facts, but with Samus oh no don't do that, that's sexist or whatever, fuck that.
>>320902369
And I am objecting to it why is it so hard for people to understand
>>320902156
Pretty much every JRPG character would've shrugged it off like it was nothing.
Take Smash for instance. Many characters like Shulk, Sonic, Kirby, Pit, Ike, etc. have killed literal gods. Samus couldn't even kill a single Metroid at the end of Super. Absolutely pathetic.
>>320902234
>I don't really see how people could find anything to severely dislike about such a generic, plain character.
And for the same reason, there is nothing to like about her "character" either.
>>320902632
Yes and goku is the best character ever since he can bench press the sun. Also fuck you for trying to put Kirby on the other side of this. I ain't about to shit talk my main nigga
>>320902157
Because they show more and write more for League characters? I don't know anything about it, hell I did not know League had any kind of characterization.
I mean yeah Samus's family was killed by Ridley and then she was raised by bird people and then injected with bird people DNA. Then fought off a bunch of space pirates, multiple times.
Seriously why all the sudden hate? What is there to hate? What is there to obsess over?
>>320902806
The point is she's nothing special, and you should treating her as special, she's bogstandard save for the cunt.
>>320902803
> there is nothing to like about her "character"
She was in good games. No one gives a fuck about her as a character. They give a fuck about her as a mascot for her games.
>>320902884
>Seriously why all the sudden hate? What is there to hate? What is there to obsess over?
Because she's treated as something special or unique, the only unique thing about her is that she's a woman, and gets put on pedestal for it.
>>320902803
There's nothing to like about most of Nintendo's characters personality wise. People still love them anyways, faggot.
>>320902947
>No one gives a fuck about her as a character
You'd be surprised. Metroid fans go out of their way to claim she's a great character because this one guy died and she looked at him.
>>320902947
No but muh character and only praised because she is a female.
Also to that faggot who says she can't kill a single metroid in Super. If you are talking about that Baby then it was super fucking huge, bigger than normal Metroids. Even then the shit she fought in 2 makes up for that.
>>320902947
And yet its Samus who gets the praise, not the games.
>>320903162
And you give them shit for it, why should this be any different
>>320903090
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO SAYING THAT? YOUR ASS?
The only reason why most people like her are because of >>320902947
>>320903171
No you're fucking retarded. I am a Metroid fan and you're making up shit and telling me what I think. Fuck off. If you hate samus for whatever made up strawmen said about her then I hate your favorite game character because you're a fucking cunt
>>320896474
Nope, samus is fine. Like most games it's the retarted fanbase THAT NEVER FUCKING SHUTUPS abuot her that ruins everything.
yada yada prime shit, yada yada other m shit, blah blah blah ZSS is too sexual blah blah.
Fanbase is stupid. Games are fine.
>>320903296
What? I give who shit? I love them.
>>320903343
And I bet you wouldn't give a shit if he was smack talking a male protagonist.
>>320903296
No I don't
>>320903190
She still lost to a Metroid while so many other videogame characters are killing gods.
>>320903445
Fucking manchild. Do you enjoy watching fucking mickey mouse shorts too?
>>320903343
>you're making up shit
Whenever someone claims Samus has no personality, her fans post that webm of her "mourning" for her commrade's death.
>>320903196
>And yet its Samus who gets the praise
I think you're confusing the autists who do nothing but spam Zero Suit porn with people who enjoy her games. They are not the same people.
>>320896474
boo hoo
Yeah, to hell with Samus.
>>320903579
Ah, you're pretending to be a drooling retard. I see.
>>320896474
I'm starting to think that ACfag has evolved or something.
>>320903517
Why does it feel like I am talking to a brick wall? Am I? Are you actually a brick wall or some this?
All I said was that in Super the only Metroid was way fucking bigger than normal. Oh god if that metroid fully evolved.
>>320903740
Excuse me for objecting to this blatant doublestandard of women getting praise so fucking easy.
>>320903914
wew lad
>>320903579
The latest ones are great, though
>>320904143
No one here has said that? What are you talking about?
>>320904226
Corporate dog.
>>320903579
>implying classic cartoon shorts are bad
>>320903914
I literally don't know what I'm looking at. I originally thought it was a girl but then I noticed the absolutely disgusting amount of hair so I assume it's a dude, but then it doesn't look like he's jerking off and I have no idea how cum would shoot out his ass
>>320903494
No I've defended Kirby before under similar circumstances. And Doomguy.
>>320903914
is that a mangina?
>>320904143
Are you autistic? Why are you so upset about Samus? She hasn't had a game in like 5 years. Is this thread just b8?
>>320903579
>dissing Mickey Mouse shorts
Spot the faggot.
>>320904271
If you hadn't noticed than you are both blind and stupid.
>>320903718
See I've played enough metroid games to know exactly which scene you're talking about and yet I know of no such webm. Why don't you find those fans and argue with them, faggot?
>>320904387
Are you ACfag's evil twin or something?
>>320896931
>Her waifufags pretend she's some classy badass like Titania or Chris Lightfellow.
Literally who?
>that image
>>320904037
ACfag's moved on to other things, like pretending to suck Undertale's dick while shitting on other popular games, and implying that if you shit on Undertale for a certain reason, you're a hypocrite because a game that you totally like also does it, and don't ask how he knows you like that game, he doesn't.
>>320904512
I kind of know what he's talking about, I know it was one of the Prime games
>>320904384
Who is this extremely generic animu character? Is it Sarah Bryant?
>>320904624
>ACfag's moved on to other things, like pretending to suck Undertale's dick while shitting on other popular games, and implying that if you shit on Undertale for a certain reason, you're a hypocrite because a game that you totally like also does it, and don't ask how he knows you like that game, he doesn't.
Holy shit. At least Undertale deserves him.
>>320904652
It's Sakurai's OC waifu.
Is that you, mariotehplumber? Still upset about all the hentai characters in Smash?
>>320896639
>Immensively
>>320901072
So you dislike her because people give her undeserved praise just for being a female character and pretend this makes her better than any other generic silent protagonist?
How is it logical to let how much people unduly praise something affect your judgement of it, rather than its actual quality?
And to be fair, Samus isn't praised just for being a female protagonist, she's praised for being an early female protagonist.
>>320902803
Exactly, I never claimed otherwise. But that just means I'd expect people to feel ambivalent about her. A character being bland isn't really any reason to hate them, certainly not in most video games.
In any case I don't think all games really need stories with good characters or storylines. Most Metroid games focus on the gameplay to the exclusion of significant storytelling elements and that's just fine.
Samus' design is weeb as shit, the varia suit's literally just a bunch of mecha parts slapped together.
>>320899202
Samus was literally a silent protagonist with a mask until fusion.
>>320904387
Are you both blind and stupid? The only one saying that is the guy saying that people use that argument for Samus's character. What is this fucking thread?
>>320902160
That wasn't sarcasm m8. You are legitimately pretty good at tearing down strawmen.
Samus isnt bad
her games are great
It's the fanbase who won't stop fucking talking
Federation Force is going to be a good game by a developer with a good track record
But its getting shitposted to oblivion because its not what the fanbase wants
>>320904652
Whoever you want her to be.
>>320905270
>Federation Force is going to be a good game
Kill yourself m8
>>320905270
I keep hearing about this fanbase, but literally the only time I ever see threads about Samus, it's like 90% porn.
>>320905481
You must miss most of the other threads that bitch about Federation Force and how the Zero suit has ruined her as a character then.
>>320905614
Federation Force being shit has nothing to do with samus and everything to do with slapping the Metroid logo onto some shitty Mii game
>>320905270
>Federation Force
Ah, THAT'S what this thread is about. Some autists are still upset about all the negative feedback nintendo got for announcing a lazy Metroid spin off instead of a full game.
Get over it, you fucking faggot. Nintendo isn't always get unanimous praise from the people who buy their games.
>>320904369
And I am happy that she doesn't, I want her buried and forgotten.
>>320904925
>So you dislike her because people give her undeserved praise just for being a female character and pretend this makes her better than any other generic silent protagonist?
Because the blatant hypocrisy just proves my underlying belief that people cannot be trusted with a female protagonist.
>>320905614
I fully understand why Metroid fans would be upset about Federation Force. What I don't understand is why you're upset about other people being upset. Is it because they're not sucking Nintendo's dick for some shitty spin off?
>>320905994
I know, you're upset that people hurt your feelings by shitting on Nintendo's decision to release a spin off instead of a main game, but do try to contain that autism. Maybe scribble on your walls with crayon.
>Federation Force will be a good game
I should have known that a thread rhia shitty woukd have to be started by one of THOSE faggots.
>>320905994
Okay, but in that case your problem seems to be with her undeserved popularity, not the character herself. That's fine, and it's fine to be glad she's dead for that reason, but you should say as much, as anything else is just misleading.
And I don't really think most people actually give a shit whether or not a character is part of a "progressive" minority, even if they get mentioned as such by journalists occasionally.
>>320897917
you donut
Fuck OP and the other faggots, post Samus lewds.
>>320906105
I've never been upset by them being upset, but they do get obnoxious about it any time it gets brought up.
>>320906303
Are you fucking high? I've been saying how I'm glad she's dead and buried.
>>320906851
I've been saying that for the past 30 minutes
>>320907204
>>320907281
Yeah, I get it. You're upset that people got mad at Nintendo so now you want to see Metroid die, just to get back at them. How dare they defy Nintendo?
>>320907204
How lewd we talkin'?
>>320907751
Yeah, you're a fucking retard.
>>320907204
is this lewd enough
>>320907828
Blue board lewd.
>>320907830
Shh, don't cry babby. Nintendo is okay.
>>320905789
>>320905410
Is Federation Force the absolute worst decision given Metroid's status?
Absolutely
Does that mean its going to be a bad game?
Nope, your dillusional and letting your anger at the series not having a good game since Prime 3 fog your mind.
Next Level games hasnt made a bad game since making games for Nintendo
Strikers series was great, Punch out wii was fantastic, and while it may have lacked the atmosphere and uniqueness of the original, Luigi's Mansion Darkmoon was a better sequel in gameplay, puzzles and interaction
>>320908258
> complaining metroid getting shoehorned into completely different genre
>praise prime
Shit taste everywheres
>>320908258
You're saying it will be a good game based on the fact that the studio made other games you like. I'm saying it's a bad game based on the footage shown. Maybe it's just me but I prefer to judge a game itself rather than assume a company that made good shit in the past is going to spin more gold. Otherwise Pillars of Eternity would be my favorite game of 2015.
>>320896474
I think she should be back in the kitchen with her black eye making Bub and Bob a sandwich.
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>>320908660
That was a dark time in /v/'s history. Beat not to speak of it.
>>320908258
>while it may have lacked the atmosphere and uniqueness of the original, Luigi's Mansion Darkmoon was a better sequel in gameplay, puzzles and interaction
It had a more lighthearted atmosphere, but I thought that Luigi's Mansion was a solid sequel with some improvements despite the steps back. Here's hoping there will be no more mission system and portrait ghosts come back.
To be honest, I though possessor ghosts were a great idea rather than it being straight up telekinesis. (Not counting the poltergeists).
>>320908881
It was a great time in /v/'s history. Too bad some shitheads got asshurt over it.
>>320901526
It's still a stupid observation to make considering the circumstances with each, not to mention that she still nearly singlehandedly gets all of her equipment back and beats the Space Pirates or whoever else literally every single time.
For each of your examples, you literally forgot several very important details.
>Super Metroid
Said Metroid was super-powered due to Space Pirate experimentation, said Metroid being a threat to Mother Brain herself. Also this was after you beat Ridley, Kraid, Cragmire, etc.
>Metroid Prime
Survives and goes on through the rest of the game reacquiring her armor's capabilities, defeats Flaagrah, Thardus, Omega Pirate, Ridley, and then Metroid Prime without a hitch.
It's almost like you're selectively looking at the few times where she actually loses, which if anything, are really just minor setbacks.
>>320909094
The people getting asshurt is what makes it a dark time in /v/ history. /v/ set out to bamboozle some faggots and ended up being the faggots who got bamboozled.
>Holly shit a Metroid thread!
>I love Metroid
mfw this thread isn't even about Metroid
>>320909370
That's because it attracted Gamefaqs faggots.
What's funny is that one year later it ended up being true when Other M came out.
>>320909767
No its not, its some shit about women or something. Nothing to do with the games. When is the 2 remake going to finish?
>>320896474
I'm sick of all her games being shitty.
RIP Metroid series, was fun while it lasted
>>320910341
Zero Mission, 2 and Super (for some) are considered pretty good.
I can at least say Zero Mission and 2 are good.
Fusion while linear does have some great moments like any scene with the SA-X outside of the final fight.
>>320910268
For AM2R? According to the blog area 5 is being tested then development will begin on the final areas. It's been in development for 7 years now I think? By the sounds of things it should release 2016-17.
>>320911267
Fuck ... as long as I can play it.
>>320910620
>Zero Mission, 2 and Super (for some) are considered pretty good.
>Super (for some)
m8
>>320907997
Is there a reason why Samus is depicted as sexy in fanart, but looks like ugly/frumpy shit in-game?
>>320912428
I feel like the physics could use Zero Mission's physics. Too floaty for my taste.
>>320912535
Bad modeling? She looks better in Smash 4.
>>320912535
Bird people DNA man. Also some in-game art she looks fine.
>>320912634
Such as
>>320912901
Well Fusion's endings. Like the 4th one. For in game models its hard to see, seeing as she is in her suit.
>>320912901
Here are all of Fusions endings.
One note I would like to make:
Federation Force could actually make for a fucking rad game if they used the Hunters from Corruption instead of the generic fuckers they have now
Hell, it could have been a fucking sequel to Hunters and people would be happy
>>320913554
>Hell, it could have been a fucking sequel to Hunters and people would be happy
Hunters was pretty shit. I mean, I guess you're right in that it would be a step up from Federation Force. But still, I'd rather have a good game than a less shitty one.
>>320913849
What I mean is that Federation Force as a sequel to Hunters could allow you to be the other hunters for the Co-op and then have a similar multiplayer structure that was tons of fun on the DS
The single player for Hunters was shit but it could be done better with a sequel on the 3DS
>its an anime game
>people only care about the porn
every time
>>320913636
Sorry, like 2 more.
>>320914025
>Metroid is a anime game
Kind of? I would consider it a si-fi adventure game that is Alien inspired.
How about this:
Space Hunter Samus, gets jumped by a whole slew of Pirates, they take all her shit.
She has to go around finding bits and pieces of her gear. But she tries to get them fixed by the federation and they just confiscate her shit again.
She gets pissed and has 3 options.
>take back the confiscated gear in one fell swoop but become an enemy of the Galactic Federation, and she learns the horrible truth that they were the real enemy the whole time.
>Acquire gear from Fallen Galactic Federation soldiers and fuck the Gal Feds and Space Pirates.
>Acquire Gear from fallen Space Pirates and obliterate the Space Pirates from within. Gal fed says sorry and returns her gear to her.
>>320914383
She is already a enemy of the Galactic Federation after Fusion.
>>320896474
> Anyone else sick of this overrated bitch?
No anon. I never get tired of seeing new doujins of her.
>>320914456
Implying that Fusion, Zero Mission, or Other M are ever canon.
I leave this board for two months, I came back and the shitposting never left. See you in two months, but I don't hold any hopes up.
>>320914771
I am going with that Fusion is canon, Zero Mission and Other M are not. Mostly because it had the balls to call itself Metroid 4.
>>320896474
I want a new 2D release with incredible artistry.
Fuck this 3DBS
>>320914958
See you tomorrow :^)
