Can you remember back when you were a kid and played the shit out of Smash Bros 64, imagine how you would have felt then if you found out edgy ass characters like her were going to be in future Smash Bros installments..
Would you have thought it was cool or stupid?
My little kid dick would've liked it, I can guarantee you that much.
If you told me there'd be a Smash Bros with 58 characters my mind would've exploded
>>320867107
>bayonetta
>edgy
Lel
>>320867107
Are you upset?
I wouldn't care because I'll just main dingy bonk anyways
>>320867107
>Bayonetta
>edgy
You are a flaming faggot and a sonygger.
>>320867260
This basically. As a kid I got hyped for everything. I didn't have the internet to ruin my expectations.
>>320867107
How is she edgy? Can you give me instances in any of her games where she acted edgy?
>>320867107
I wouldn't know as Sm4sh is my first Smash Bros game. I can't imagine playing with less characters
>>320867107
But anon. She is the counter we need for shiek bitch and zss slut
>>320867107
Butthurt thread #547252. Check.
>>320867107
ITS NOT FAIR
WHY DOES SAKURAI KEEP PUTTING IN CHARACTERS FROM HARDCORE BIG BOY GAMES LIKE SNAKE AND BAYONETTA INSTEAD OF MY STUPID GOOFY TEDDY BEAR CHARACTERS?!?!!?!?!??!
SMASH BROS SHOULD BE FOR KIDS!!!!
>>320867107
piss off whinner child
>>320867107
Fuck off, mariotehplumber. We get it, you hate hentai characters, edgy and memes.
I would have killed myself back then instead of putting it off for so long.
>>320867107
I'll be perfectly honest here.
The only thought I've ever had about Bayonetta is "I want her to fuck my urethra with her high heel while using her prehensile hair to choke me to death"
>>320867107
I wouldn't know who she was but that was my case for 40% of the roster. Wouldn't really see anything wrong with it, I was a simple child that was easy to please.
>>320867107
I'd be pretty disappointed with just Melee's roster, actually. Smash 64's roster was perfection moveset and representation-wise bar Jigglypuff.
>>320867107
my kid self would be too occupied playing as pikachu to care
>>320867653
Choose your character
>>320868458
...Sceptile? Really?
>>320868109
>Luigi not an alt color when you only have 12 slots
>Ness, literally fucking who to kids without internet back then
>No Bowser
>No Ganon
>Perfection
>>320868560
People laud him as the logical pokemon choice since he's grass, starter, 3rd gen rep, and is fairly humanoid, so would make a good fighter.
But it's all for nowt because it's an ancient pokemon that nobody recognises.
>>320868560
Nobody had a good crying snake or paper mario edit to post, we have to work with what we're given
>>320868458
>>320868560
Well Sceptile is in Pokken so whoever wanted him in smash can go semi fuckoff
>>320867107
What a waste of a thread
>>320868572
>Ness, literally fucking who to kids without internet back then
That had the coolest moveset in the game. Can you say the same about any of the arbitrary additions since then?
>No Bowser
His moveset was crap anyway.
>No Ganon
I like him, but he's a clone. Should have been Black Shadow.
>>320867530
How old are you?
>>320869079
Black Shadow? Over fucking Ganondorf?
What the fuck are you smoking?
Im talking about character slots in Smash 64 here, the botched movesets of the future have nothing to do with it.
>>320867107
>Edgy
She has ass, but definitely not edgy.
>>320869434
I'm saying that if Soccerguy had to clone Falcon, it should have been Black Shadow instead. He wouldn't come up with a Ganondorf moveset anyway.
>>320867107
>bayo is edgy
Holy fuck lol, edgy has become a catchall
>I don't like that, it's edgy
Please die
>>320867107
>Can you remember back when you were a kid and played the shit out of Smash Bros 64, imagine how you would have felt then if you found out edgy ass characters like him were going to be in future Smash Bros installments..
>>320867107
If I liked nintendo as a kid I'd fucking love it because kids love stuff like that.
>>320869747
Seeing how I had Star Fox 64 and played the fuck out of both that and Smash 64? Holy shit my mind would have been blown.
>>320868458
Daisy should be there.
>>320867653
Ok we get it stop spamming this shit
>>320871015
"stop disagreeing with me"
I remember playing 64 thinking, "Man, it'd be great if Mewtwo were a playable character."
When it happened in Melee I thought I was a god.
>>320871224
Why is Bayonetta an asian man?
>>320867653
>>320871015
It's a bunch of different faggots doing it now. If one stopped the others would just pick up the slack.
Cool.
Probably would have thought people who didn't think it were cool were faggots.
>>320867107
I probably would have thought it was stupid.
Bayonetta, edgy?
It's over the top ridiculousness, when has it been edgy.
God I love Bayonetta so much I would give my life savings to lick nigger cum off her body.
>>320867107
>Bayonetta
>edgy
>>320867107
>edgy
Thanks bros, perfect thread for r/4chan for me to post. I'll post the link tomorrow.
>>320867107
I wouldn't care, because I wouldn't be playing casual ass Smash 4 anyways.
>Bayonetta
>edgy
This is like when /v/ called Dark Pit edgy
>>320867107
i wouldve loved bayonetta on smash64
why the fuck is she edgy? yall love your buzzwords too much.
>>320871820
She has guns on her shoes. I don't mind the character, but don't kid yourself kid.
>>320867107
Op, you're a fucking faggot. Bayonetta is awesome, and her inclusion is really fucking great.
Fuck off with this shit.
>>320867107
Is Quentin back?
>>320872185
Dark Pit is seemingly edgy when you don't know the script to uprising.
People who haven't played uprising don't realize that Pitoo is a parody of his own trope.
