>sandwich heals full hp
>no one makes it for you no matter how much you ask
>>320865919
>OBJECTIVE: GET OFF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS
>OBJECTIVE 2: FIND GEOFFREY
>OBJECTIVE 3: FIND GEOFFREY
>OBJECTIVE 4: FIND GEOFFREY
>OBJECTIVE 5: FIND GEOFFREY
fucking tense
Lemme tell you a lil story.NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUTthis young boy that lived in Philly, right? And he was the prettiest lil boy that you ever seen in y'life. And right next to him lived this Filthy McRottendude. And he wanted his body, right? So one day the dude was bout to get it on, right? The young boy said "No, you can be my boyfriend". So the nasty dude snatch off into his ass and came out his dick.
And do you know why? Because the nasty dude had a two-headedcock!
>>320866390
Ah, this story's about you, isn't it, Will?
>>320866860
>>320866390
>>320866063
>>320865919
what is it about fresh prince of blair that can bring this board together?
>>320866998does he say "SHAYUS" in that? I never understood what it said
>>320866998
Ponies
>Literally thinking about Fesh Pince in the shower
>Come downstairs and see this
Gimme a hug, man.
I love how the only funny YTPs are the ones that aren't ever titled as [YTP]
>>320867319
>Still no sandwich
No more hugs, Will.
>Final Objective: Find God
>You realizeHe's God
I'm gonna zip my pants up...
>shooting some ball ball outside of neighborhood
>a couple of ganondorfs are up to no good
>>320866998
>what is it about fresh prince of blair that can bring this board together?
It's the same thing with porn, or TGT, or anything that isn't video games really
I guess /v/ just really hates vidya
>>320865919
meme thread
Hey....
My friend here likes you!
F O U R
S O L I D
H O U R S
>>320867225
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?
>look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures
>we call them words
>Main Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Secondary Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Tip: Find Geoffrey
>>320865919
What's a woman?
Dikekike is the Orson Wells of YTP
>final boss wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank-making operation out of his banks
What can you say about Phillip Banks? What the heck can you say about Phillip Banks?
Mr. Banks your opening statement.
>>320868954
Sex.
>>320869043
statement
A LEG IN ONE HAND AND A BRERB IN THE OTHER
>>320869127
your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
What do you think of the open beta so far, /v/?
It's a mixed bag for me:
>EVERYBODY plays Uncle Funkle, no Carlton's in sight meaning no sandwich buffs
>Quest needs me to get G a woman
>The diialog to complete it is bugged
>The banks are literally empty, but are everywhere and keep getting added in patches
>>320869657
Check the garage out.There's a Pizza Hut there, now.
>>320869657
I hope they nerf Uncle Fill, he's so OP that it's stupit.
>>320869657
>>320869752
Do you guys know where to find the "BRERB" weapon?
All I have is "A Leg" and I really want the set bonus
>>320869657
And the Lottery Loss quest is STILL broken
>Objective: Get off your horny little ass
>Additional objective: Find Geoffrey
>Additional objective: Find Geoffrey
>Additional objective: Find Geoffrey
>Additional objective: Find Geoffrey
>Additional objective: Find Geoffrey
... and on and on
>>320869657
G just keeps saying "No" to any dialogue I choose
>>320869657
Any tips on making a good Carlton build? I like his play style but he's tough to use without sandwiches.
>>320867117
circus
>>320869854
Gotta give Carlton a hug at the hospital and survive.
There goes Philip Banks, the biggest ass that ever lived. What a douche.
>>320870115
Make sure you call Bush for buffs at any opportunity you can
>>320869845
He keeps kicking my butt
NOOOW THIS IS A black thing isn't it
>>320870115
stealth build as Carlton is bugged - no sandwiches already make him a bitch, but he also can't Sneak around Wills, and if a Will makes you give him a hug, man, you can kiss your guns goodbye. Plus, the phone line is brokenprobably because of a Will, too
>>320870275
Yo man I think you should take that back.
>>320866063
>>320869906
Did you try finding Geoffrey?
>trying to 100% the geofrey waiter minigame
>black man with a short fuse walks in and ruins my attempt
>mfw
>>320869854
ignore this dipshit >>320870135
he's trolling
To get the BRERB you have to go through the purgatory quest that occurs when Carlton shoots you in the hospital. You find the BRERB in there and then you wake up from a coma with the BRERB still in your inventory.
>>320870518
Whaat how did anyone figure this out
>>320869854
>>320870578
It was supposed to be some ARG thing, but faggot hackers dug into the game files and gave it away.
>>320869854
>>320869845
Only Uncle Phil can equip BRERB class weapons.
So fucking OP, I heard that near the end of his skill tree you can dual wield them.
The devs clearly have a hard on for the class, they should seriously drop deeeeead.
>>320870135
>>320870518
Holy fucking shit, look at these pathetic Uncle Phil players. Don't listen to them >>320869854, they're just going to flank you since the hospital is a PvP area. Literally the worst class in the game holy shit.
>>320870578
they used the time traveling quest to replay the hospital scene until they could Bring Him Back
>>320867454
Gimme the gun
>>320870716
Fuck you kid I almost have enough money to sit down.
I need some help, I'm trying to pull up to the cabin, but it keeps getting scared. Am I doing something wrong?
>>320869657
The poolhouse instance has been broken for the past 4 patches now and the devs haven't even acknowledged that it's literally unplayable
What the fuck are they doing? How can they be so cruelhouse?
>>320870940
HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to complete the Will's Dad quest when the timer is that short, this shit is ridiculous.
>playing the gambling quiz show minigame
>pretty confident, bet my W
>the question is, who is the question
>opponent says "no"
>it's the right answer
>>320871113
Geoffrey players get extra time because he's there for them, but everyone else is fucked. How come he don't want us?
>>320871123
>he actually bet his W
you can't be serious
Anyone able to fix the air conditioner in the poolhouse area?
>>320871123
>betting your w
What the fuck
>>320871562
Literally all Uncle Funkle players can, but it costs too much so they don't. How can they be so cruelhouse?
Any idea on getting past the ending of the chapter 1 Carlton quest line? I tell G that I love him and i Will keeps on fucking telling me I have to grow. Woah this shit is broken.
Damn, i'm loving that Cruelhouse buff you get on the Air Conditioner quest line.
>>320871742
>mfw Chapter 2 is literally reskinned quests with harder difficulty
What a shitty fucking game, did I seriously waste 5 years of my life waiting for this. All you fucking do is Find Geoffrey in this fucking game, what is even the point.
Fuck this, I'm going back to KotH Online.
I miss KotH Online threads.
>>320870495
How did you get past the gatekeeper who asks "ooo are you?"
>>320872003
You can't make them anymore without shitposters killing them in seconds.
>>320871770
>>320871730
>permanent buff in all internal areas
>every PVP area is inside a building
>double buff stack in the Pizza Hut in the Garage
UNCLE FUNKLE PLAYERS GET THE FUCK OUT
>>320872080
It's bullshit, you have to read aunt viv's entire short story just to get the short fuse dialog option.
>>320870487
>TAKE YOUR THORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU REVIVE GEOFFREY
>>320872080
you gotta disguise yourself as a black man with a short fuse
>>320871993
>chapter 3 will never be released
Guys, what would heaven be like for you? For me, heaven is like a cross between a dikekike video and chicken and winnigish.
>The nasty dude has a two headed COCK
>>320872654
the second episode was fucking awful anwyays
>>320872654
Don't say that man.
>>320866063
I don't really mind the yelling, but he doesn't have to spiips
>final boss unleashes a devastating Christmas attack
e
e
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>>320873170
HEE HEE HEE HEE
how the fuck do i beat the quest where i learn about women?
all uncle phll tells me isNEVEV NEVEV NEVEEEV NEVEV NEVEV
>>320873540
You have to ask him to tell you something about women again.
>>320865919
Joey is that you
>>320873609
>something about women
wow
real useful
this game is so fucking hard
>Play Will
>Glitch the hug taunt with an Uncle Funkle player
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>320873737
What's a woman?
Clappa yo hands, clappa yo hands, clappa yo hands, clappa yo hands
MY MO MY MUM
Fesh Pince 3 when
I know /v/ loves this stupid YTP, but can we all agree that Fresh Prince is a terribly unfunny show?
>>320873993
I'll agree with you to disagree.
>>320873993
No.
>>320873993
>saitama reaction image
>fresh prince is terribly unfunny
LOOK, YOU BIG EARED FREERF
>>320873993
>>320873945
why would you want a third? the second was trash
![best-fresh-prince-quotes10[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oacmgiu.png "best-fresh-prince-quotes10[1].png")
>>320873993
It had some good moments.
>Yfw this was unscripted
>>320874089
>>320874090
>>320874102
>>320874115
>"HAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY"
It's basically The Big Bang Theory for multicultural liberals.
>>320873993
Man, the environments in this game are fucked. It's so hot out there the uh-huh girls just went hUHuhUU
>>320874234
>>Yfw this was unscripted
It wasn't
>>320874310
I liked it, chill out. Don't get mad because other people like something you don't. An eye for an eye, a leg for aBRERB
>>320873993
>can we all agree
>>320874310
If there's one thing niggers are, it's funny. And theives.
>>320874725
Average Will player spamming NUMBERS as usual I see.
>>320871036
Ain't got time for your lectures
>>320874812
>as usual I see
>>320874725
>NUMBERS NUMBERS is all that matters now
>No fun allowed
Yeah, I'm fucking done with this game
Fucking autistic metagame BRERB farmers ruined everything with their shit
>>320874725
i think about this every time 4chan freaks out over a get
Where do I download this game?
I tried ordering it online but all I got was WOOD
What am I going to do with all this WOOD?
>mods set the thread to auto-sage
