>aliens
>they speak english
Why do games keep doing this? It's fucking retarded.
>this faggot wants a game where he can't understand a single word
>this is actually a plot point in Xenoblade
>>320858041
In case of Mass Effect it was done right;
Everyone is using high-tech translators and or speaking directly into your mind
Bad way of doing it: no explanation whatsoever
Also I personally don't like the made up language routine ala Star Trek or LoTR, way too much fucking hassle
>>320858041
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?
Don't care 'bout what u say, but who is this?!
> So beautiful
> Much pretty
> Wow
>highly intelligent beings
>shouldnt be able to learn a language instantly
retard
>>320858041
They use Universal Translator devices.
It's as if you're fucking new to Science Fiction.
Fucking faggot.
>>320858426
>what is the first halo
I don't think the covenant spoke at all.
>>320858426
>americans are too dumb to read subtitles
I don't mind so much that games with aliens/foreigners can all understand each other (in a sci fi setting it's reasonable to say they've invented some insane communication tech and fantasy settings might have a common tongue), but what irks me is using Earth measurements.
Like in ME where they conveyed hours and days in Earth time. They missed a good little bit where they could have commented on how the species of different planets measure and perceive time differently. But instead everyone just agrees 24 hours is a day and so on.
>>320858643
So you didnt play the game?
>>320858694
I'm not american.
Try again, faggot.
>>320858716
where did they speak, kindly remind me
>>320858501
It's a codec in the first game...I still agree
>>320858643
>implying
"WORT WORT WORT"
>>320858770
The grunts and elites
>>320858426
American education ladies and gentlemen.
>>320858564
>aliens
>intelligent
Then why do the look so funny? Checkmate atheists
>>320858510
your average mexican broad
>>320858694
You say that but the French and Germans dub everything and as a result their dubs don't suck, so where the hell are you from?
>>320858501
>Also I personally don't like the made up language routine ala Star Trek or LoTRMOOCHA SHAKA PAKAKI KUN CHI
>>320858694
But you don't refute that you're a retard. Kek.
>>320858701
Chalk it up to relativity making a unified time measurement system impossible. Human-oriented games use human-oriented time.
>>320858957
Meant for>>320858742
>have aliens speak english
as opposed to
>have aliens speak gibberish and then put english subtitles
i dont see the diffrence
>>320858770
Grunts can plainly speak English, in fact it's suggested that they aren't even using any translation software, Grunts are capable of understanding and speaking human tongue.
>>320858807
nigga they didn't say shit, their audio was backwards english
>>320858909
>white (has a tan)
>green eyes
>dirty blonde hair
>mexican
haha
This is what beaners actually believe
>>320858041
They're not. They're speaking galactic basic, but for your convenience they translate it to english and make the mouth and expressions match so you understand context.
>>320859083
mexico is actually full of women that look like her,
they're called Spaniards
>>320858742
doesnt matter. Americans cant into subtitles so devs have to make everything vocalized in english
>game made by Japanese developers is set in another country
>people still speak Japanese perfectly
>>320859073
It really wasnt, grunts were completely undetstandable and while elites had fewer phrases they still talked
>>320859054
>calls me retarded
>can't reply to me properly
k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4CtXcjib4o&t=4m10s
>>320859178
>american character
>speaks awful engrish that you can barely understand
Goncalo please stop posting in /v/ and do your homework
>>320859202
I can't find any proof, I could easily be mistaken because it's been years, but all I can find is a video of an easter egg grunt speaking english, which doesn't count.
>>320858510
she's pure so hands off
>>320858981
I understand that ultimately it needs to be relative to the human perception for the player, but with as detailed as ME was being with its world and commenting on the differences between aliens, you would think the characters would at least comment or discuss at some length their perception of time. Hell, they don't even use some kind of galactic time standard, they all blatantly use Earth measurements without a passing thought.
Anglo pride Galaxy-wide
>>320858694
More like too slow to read them
>>320858041
It would be totally fine if they give an explanation, I can think of a plausible one right now - Aliens are so evolved that they can telepathically learn our language, would be cool that it would have some sort of side effect on them but it's still way more convenient to do that instead of trying to teach us their language.
>>320858041
Either take up a massive amount of dev time making a new language or have it in english/ whatever language is native to you.
Really retarded thread.
>>320858909
she is clearly white with a tan.
>>320858041
Starcraft was one of my first pc games and I couldn't wait to finish the terran campaign just to see how they did the zerg one. I mean not only were they aliens but they looked like feral beasts and shit!
Imagine my disappointment.
>he doesn't have a babelfish in his ear
Pleb? Pleb.
>>320859263
They sometimes scream "he's everywhere!" if you own them hard enough.
>>320859304
>>320859174
>>320858814
You guys are seriously retarded if the neckbeards on here don't actually prefer subtitles for anime and shit.
>>320859229
>>320858925
Quality of dub is irrelevant to the discussion as OP was complaining about everything being in english including foreign and alien languages in order to cater to casuals
>>320859263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1gfX1g-_EI
Took 2 seconds. It's a mix of what they say in game and easter egg dialogue.
>aliens in the series speak English
>now they suddenly don't anymore
>but wait, now they do!
Fucking Halo, just stick with one thing
>>320859263
Not him but dude, seriously? All they do is scream "HERETIC" and "DEMON." Same with Elites. I'm pretty sure that Grunts are either one of the smartest or are the most capable of being the smartest part of the covenant since they have the ability to quickly learn and speak languages. But since they are basically slaves, nobody ever let's them develop and become that way. It's on the wiki, senpai.
>>320859392
>Really retarded thread.
You must be new.
>>320858041
>Aliens don't speak english
>Phrases like 'mucha shaka paka' looped endlessly.
>>320859612
Anon, you're dumb. They didn't speak English in Reach because it takes place in the past before the covenant were able to learn the language.
Aliens should speak Spanish like irl.
>>320859281
You misunderstood. He was saying you play AS a human, therefore you use human measurements because that is what you, if you were the protag in reality, would use.
You're also the commander, so everybody else follows what you do or gets the fuck off your ship.
When in Space Rome, do as the Space Romans do.
>>320859612
>jackals talk in 5
This triggered me a lot more than other bullshit 343 pulled
>>320859728
They don't speak English in Halo 4 either
Also in every single covenant cutscene in Halo 2 everyone speaks English
>>320859730
>>320859884
Isn't that because it's covenant rednecks or some half asses reason like that for 4?
I hate 343
>aliens
>they speak japanese
>>320859884
Because in Halo 4, the covenant on that planet are a... "tribe" I guess you could say that teetered from the base Covenant faction and became their own thing. They were either left behind or some other reason. Basically, they're not part of the main Covenant so they never learned the language either.
>>320859281
This, >>320859749, plus the fact that even a galactic time standard is impossible because things like gravity and orbital/rotational speed all affect time measurement.
Goodbye cruel world i wont misss you.
>>320860184
we wont miss you either
>>320859730
But who does that? WHOOOOO?!
>>320860057
Has any great scifi writer tried to tackle this?
>>320860270http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UniversalUniverseTime
>>320859083
Yeah this is what a good portion of mexicans look like
the ones who arent fat though
>>320858909
She's Brazilian obviously you retard.
>>320859281
Whose to say those measurements weren't translated by the translator too?
>>320858041
this is the face girls make when they go out on dates with me
>>320858041
>I want to hear the game spit gibberish at me every single fucking time I interact with a nonhuman.
Stop.
You have a universal translator, of course they speak english.
>>320860680
It's not their fault you're boring and disappointing
>>320858510
>>320858909
>>320860575
she's portuguese. no source though. some guy on int claimed to know her and posted other pics
>>320861106
>>320858041
She is real pretty, but check her arms and torso; girls like her literally blow up once they hit 25 or so, she's going to be real fat real soon
>>320860880
He might be boring, but most women are boring though. They're the last people who should be throwing around the word desu.
>>320859174
Why would you even believe such a stupid generalization
>>320861306
You sound salty, did you get rejected because she didn't find you interesting either?
>>320861398
Because it is absolutely true.
American normies fucking hate subtitles
>>320858041
Next you're asking why aliens almost always attack USA or have to deal with Americans.
>>320861401
No, I don't date women not in major which has its pros and cons but boring dates aren't one of those cons. What now senpai?
>>320861705
Ooga booga ur a faget
>actually wanting to hear alien gibberish
>>320860057
>plus the fact that even a galactic time standard is impossible because things like gravity and orbital/rotational speed all affect time measurement.
>not using centralized galactic redundant pulsar resonant gamma burst oscillation relativity differentials for synchronization of clockrate ticks on tri-mode displays consisting of PulsarTickTime, GalaxyPositionalSatellitesTime, and UserLockTime.
>>320861928
Coincidentally the PTT would also be the basis for your standardized GalaxNav Position System since it's both time and spacial coordinates.
>>320861547
Any country that can afford to passably dub everything has normies that hate subtitles. The only exception to this are nordic countries but most of what they watch is english (and they already know english and seem to have a weird hardon for it.) Not the case with places like France. So that leaves poorfag countries (which is admittedly a lot) and nordics with normies that consistently tolerate mainstream subtitles.
>>320859730
>>320859281
>>320858701
I always figured that as being part of the alliance (humans) or cerberus (human extremists) you would use human measurements for everything.
>>320858510
She's Russian and there's trillions of nude pictures and videos of her. Like 20 % of motherless is her pics.
>>320858928The river Temarc in winter
>>320858041
They have probably been monitoring our communications for decades, so why not is the better question?
>>320859178
>all the texts are in the foreign country however implying they just use japanese language for convience rather than really speaking it
>>320859251
But that's real life, anon.
>>320858807
The Elites in Halo 1 spoke gibberish. It was Sgt Johnsons audio but backwards
WORT WORT WORT
>not understanding the difference between English and Rhulloean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWuyJouyS2M
>>320858742
Sucks to suck, nerd. Reply back when you're overrun by muslims.
>>320862891
>not one link
OK.
>>320863243
>using nerd as an insult unironically
I want Reddit to leave
>>320859083
Most Mexican's are white and aren't struggling so they stay in Mexico while the brown manlets come here to take our jobs.
>>320859178
>Japanese game is translated into english
>Another language is a big part of the game
>"What does this sign say? I don't speak english"
>>320858041
>aliens
>they use advance translating devices that are still imperfect
Thanks, FreeSpace
>>320858041
Because not everyone has autism, Anon
>NPCs of many different nationalities
>they all speak their own languages
>languages the player character knows are subtitled
>>320863643
>Most Mexican's are white
>>320861809
MUCHA SHAKA PAKA
>>320864316
Kipona! Bonana kichoo!
>>320863643
>come here to take our jobs
>everybody in a game speaks a fictional language
>this makes the world feel alien
This kind of world building is so easy, I don't know why people wouldn't want it.
>>320858426
>he's never played stalker with rus audio
>>320863643
>he works as a literal janitor
>>320858041
>aliens from another planet
>they speak french
>>320859083
Quite a few Mexicans look like this actually, the ones who are more descended from Spaniards than natives at least.
>>320858041
Fuck you reach, fuck you 4. I want English aliens.
>>320864484
>parents steal jobs
>their anchor babies become gangsters or don't work
Easy.
>>320864484
>it is impossible for only some immigrants to have jobs
>in-work benefits don't exist
Never understood this advert desu
>>320858517
>dog shit
Fuck off.
>>320864731
>>320864751
don't bother responding to memers
>>320858694
>euros saying this when they dub every fucking foreign movie ever
topkek
>aliens
>dubbed with british VAs
>/v/ - Fictional Languages and Subtitles
fuck this board
>>320864621
>>320858426
Oh shit, this gave me an idea
What if there was a game where you're a space tourist or some shit stranded on a planet for x amount of time, and you don't have a translator, so the only way you can communicate/understand others is through gestures, facial movements, and speech tones?
Autistic kids would get BTFO
>>320858694
There wouldn't be subtitles if you weren't supposed to understand the language you clown.
>>320858501
LoTR is one of the better examples of a made up language.
Sindarin is pretty solid
>>320865432
I felt like this when I studied abroad in China with only two semesters of language experience.
Fucking nobody spoke proper Mandarin except for the people up in Beijing.
>>320864975
>Europe is one country
Very murrican thing to say
>>320861809
Fuck those motherfucking fish and their fucking bullshit neutrality.
They don't understand that they're literally what turned my Revan back to the dark side.
>>320858041
it's really enerving.
I mean, let's say, an alien invasion on Earth and they want to communicate to the largest portion of the population.
they'll speak fucking chinese.
>>320858041
>aliens
>translator doesn't know what the fuck to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbVYXHnaBU
>>320865797
>voice-overs
As in, people talking over the original audio, like news reports do?
Why do you want games with shitty made up languages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzlnNvSIqHI
>>320865921
Except aliens would want to talk to the people with the most amount of power
>>320865797
No one wants to list all the countries on your tiny west asian peninsula oops continent. Most of the european countries that matter do in fact dub. Fuck off.
>>320858041
>Why do games keep doing this?
Because americans are too lazy to learn another language or even read subs
>>320865936
>that fuckinbg soundtrack
>>320865949
Pretty much. One guy reads all the dialogue over a quiet original track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb9g6oXF1dQ
>>320865797
what is the difference between voice overs and dubbing?
>>320865797
>mfw Portugal is slowly but surely turning purple
I fucking hate dubs so much.
>Hear alien speaking in gibberish
>well that just stupid
>find out they were speaking ancient assyrian,latin and some fluent chinese
>>320866319
HOLY FUCK IT'S JUST ONE PERSON
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>320866346
I see you haven't experienced the pleasures of porn localized for Russia.
>>320866049Hebrew-speaking aliens
>angels
>actually speak in Enochian
>>320858742
> Too dumb to read subtitles.
>>320866841
You don't even know what Enochian is
Stop posting
To not waste time with the "Oh god, we can't understand them! Let's have our brilliant scientist invent a translation device!" part of the story.
post more brown qts
>>320866013
reminds me of dothraki
>>320867134
Blame the fags at Babylon, not me.
>>320866349
how?
>>320867445
I'm not sure what you're asking...
How what?
>>320866554
>localized porn
Do the localizers insert memes and pop culture references for the Russian audience?
>>320858041
>>320858501
>Bad way of doing it: no explanation whatsoever
Is it really that hard to imagine that they AREN'T speaking English, but the dialogue is in English for the viewers' sakes? You know, like literally any book or film produced for one market but taking place in another?
>>320865797
thanks doc
>>320867676
How is portugal turning purple? Everything here is subbed
>>320867445
not him or portugese but dubs are usually not make for smaller or poorer countries because of costs. For example in the netherlands dubbing it would serve about 20 million people. Only movies for children get dubbed. However once theres more money you can start dubbing. I assume now the colonies that speak portugese start becoming richer there are more people to serve and thus dubs get made..
imagine in the far future
>aliens make movie set on Earth
>they mix up places like Finland and Mongolia
>poo in the loo meme applies to all humans collectively because indians still don't use toilets
>>320861106
post the rest
>>320867691
I'm actually not Russian so i wouldn't know. It's always the same fucking guy doing the voices too, i wonder if he is just miserable or if he has fun with his job. He certainly sounds miserable saying "You're cock is so big! Yes! Fuck my pussy! Yes!" in the most monotone, grave, Russian voice. It's like he is reading the weather forecast, shit is hilarious.
>>320858041
Making a new language is time consuming, interesting, but time consuming.
Speaking of languages, what happens to language after a Universal Translator is created?
>>320868158
I don't even understand why anybody would want localized porn, it would be a turn-off if anything. Isn't the language of dick universal?
>>320858041
>>320858041
Depends on your country.
>>320867724
>game acknowledges that they are not speaking English by having a few lines in the true language
>switch to English thereafter
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75jsbj58w0s
>>320867961
>everything
Really?
>Every single animated movie is dubbed, and every single one is fucking garbage
>Cartoons are also dubbed but this has always been the case so no complaints here
>More and more anime started getting dubbed
>Games are also getting dubbed nowadays and you have to do stupid shit like change the Console OS language to get rid of them, some you can't get rid of at all!
>Even live action series for children have started getting dubs
The only thing left is live action movies and series. I said slowly, there is still a lot of media that is presented with original voices and subtitles but more and more have been getting dubs over the ages.
Animated films like Pixar and Dreamworks stuff is particularly aggravating because of how absolute dogshit they are. Games are fucking awful too. Fucking Kratos...ugh.
>>320860184
Goodbye.
>Language
There really should be only one language on this planet.
>but MUH CULTURE
Fuck culture.
We've survived without cosmetic features for hundreds of thousands of years, now it's slowing us down like a dark oozing oily pus that seeps deeper and deeper into our brains, fucking and raping our minds in the process.
>>320869206
>>320858426
that would actually be fucking neat
Like, i don't know, you board an alien ship and you have to find the command room to destroy it or some shit and there's absolutely no waypoints, everything is in strange alien hieroglyphics, and the aliens speak their own language with no fucking english subtitles. It's up to you to find your way through this massive alien capital ship with zero understanding of what the aliens are saying or what anything written on the walls translate to
>>320869206
>Fuck culture
yes! lets racemix!
open the borders!
>>320869901
how else am I gonna get a japanese girlfriend
>>320869206
That's racist.
>>320870104
Yeah, but the concept of a Japanese girlfriend wouldn't exist if multiple cultures ceased to be.
>>320869206
>implying space colonization is a panacea for everything
>implying it's not time and money consuming blackhole
>implying it's profitable in any way,except safe base in case of earth destruction
>implying we will meet aliens
>ever
>implying there will be something beyond boring space stations, that will examine dust
>implying you're supporting it not just because of your dream of living in one of your sci-fi fantasies
Generation of men ,who grew up on a professional neo-fairy-storyteller,gentelmen.
>>320870474
You're going too far in the other direction. Bear in mind a lot of the best scifi was a side thing for actual scientists and their brought some of the technologies that they predicted into the real world.
Then there's the fact that many asteroids have more valuable resources than all of what we've currently mined on earth.
Or the fact that our modern way of life is mostly possible with tech from the last century or two. Which is a tiny piece of our history.
He might be dreaming too big, but you're thinking too small.
Defiance, a p2w game based on sf drama which nobody ever wanted.
Every aliums uses english, at least shitcakes named volge mumbles some alien word.
>>320858041
>aliens
>they are not so bad after all
>>320870474
What? He didn't mention space travel at all, just how stupid language barriers are. Don't be an idiot.
>>320871523
Im really not a fan of the nu Halo elites design
>>320871523
>that ugly anniversary edition
>>320871523
Damn, Combat evolved aged like wine
Based KOTOR II.
>>320871523
>black guy feels ayy lmao
In the original game isn't it the other way around?
>>320871930
no you fucking moron
>>320871523
>ayys
>good
The only good alien is a dead alien to be perfectly honest with you.
>>320865797
Why do Europeans hate reading?
>>320872164
Are you sure? Post the webm from the original game.
>>320872075
ayy
SNEK TIME?
>>320872462
No, you do it.
>>320872464
shut up
>>320858041
>he thinks ETs can't telepathically get in your head and understand and speak any earthly language
translator microbes
>>320871523
What's the context of this again?
>>320872560
Can (You)? I don't feel like reinstalling it.
>>320872679
They're about to die so why fight anymore
>>320858041
>pick up KOTOR
>half the dialogue is in literal alien languages and you're forced to read all the subtitles
I can see how this game wouldn't even be made nowadays.
>>320872679
Futility
>>320858041
so tan
i would look like a ghost next to her
>>320872746
That's Halo exploding right?
Why is Johnson still alive?
>>320872576
buy my mixtape
>game explains that universal translators exist and are why everyone seems to speak english
>translators never fuck up for whatever reason
>everything else could be fucked with beyond all recognition but translators still work
>>320858041
It's easier than making one up. Sure there are linguists that do that stuff, but they hardly make complete languages, They often forget simple things like "where's the restroom" and such.
>aliens
>they're just recolored humans
>>320872841
I hardly understand that for KOTOR's case considering that most races can speak Basic.
It's pretty silly to expect a human to be able to understand your obscure alien language, even when your character does.
>"THIS DOES NOT CONCERN YOU HOO-MAN"
>>320872994
but i'm not a rapper
>>320869065
All those things are dubbed because they are regarded as being mainly for children. I don't even care as I barely watch TV or play games in a language other than English.
>>320872994
>mfw kids these days call their cd of compiled songs without any actual dj mixing going on a "mixtape"
>>320864712
>yfw mexico's congress is whiter than americas
>yfw the reason they help all the disgusting mestizo shits illegally come here is to make mexico even whiter
at last i truly see
>>320858041
>game points out how all these races speak and understand each other
>alien races think humans are speaking their language, humans theirs
>game never explains this shit
>>320873020
Man I remember that one Star Trek DS9 episode where it took half the episode for the translator to come up with a translation matrix for some race of peasants. Really just made you wonder how it works so flawlessly every other time they meet a new civilization. Or why Klingons switch between English and Klingon when being amongst themselves.
>>320869612
Everquest did this for races... You had to learn the language they spoke to be able to communicate with anyone of that race... The early days, people would actually be paid to translate text to figure quests out
>>320861106
Wow, pretty AND she has laser vision
Definitely a keeper
>>320868112
video games
>>320858510
>smegma enigma
>frenulum fractionizer
>smegma smuggler
None of those things are appealing in the slightest
>>320864180
>he's never been to Mexico
>>320873515
Another one is the episode Little Green Men where Quark, Rom and Nog crash into Area 51 a major plot point at the start was how their UTs weren't functional at first.
Makes you wonder though how they work at all if, as shown in that episode, a personal UT is in their ear how it translates their speech into English.
I did like how they did it for the Gorn in Enterprise, where you could hear it's native hissing-speech underneath the machine translated English, that was a very nice depiction of simultaneous translation
>>320874035
Mexican here, what are you talking about?
>>320873880
Angry cut-fag detected
>>320874218
Build wall.
>>320858041
>Obligatory "put on this universal translator device" moment.
>Obligatory alien speak fading into English moment.
>Obligatory initial contact misunderstandings.
>Obligatory made up language that always sounds fake and poerly acted.
>>320864180
I know you are just pretending to be retarded but in the northern states yeah, they are.
>>320858041
>spacefaring race
>doesn't know how to talk to other civilizations
nigga you dumb as shit
>>320874218
He's implying most mexicans aren't white which is a complete lie. Just go to the capital of the country and you'll see a myriad of white people wherever you look.
>>320874438
she has a nice instagram
>>320874438
>>320874635
that ass is too fat
like it's actually offputting
>>320874391
I agree. That way based mexicans can stay far away form the american degenerates.
>>320874734
Dumb burrito poster.
>>320874703
>too much ass/tits for me meme
I hope people don't fall for this anymore.
>>320874627
I live in the capital. Tell me more about my own country that I live in and see the people in every day and you don't. :^)
>fantasy game
>elves aren't gossiping like school girls in their native tongue
>orcs don't grunt insults and banter
>humans aren't insulting dwarves for being manlets
>dwarf isn't telling the elf to go get raped by orcs
Why won't people get it right?
>>320874873
Are you one of those SJW posters everyone is talking about?
>muh fat acceptance!
>>320874887
fuckin' BTFO
>>320874438
Too much ass
>>320874960
>Every girl you post is fat meme.
Look at you switching things up.
>>320874939
It's so cliche that everyone's tired of it. I literally can't play D&D anymore because everytime my mates make a setting to put a campaign in, it's some boring cliche fantasy setup.
>Species of clones break off from space faring human civilization and develop their own bastardized version of English over the centuries of in-cloning and xenophobia
>developers just say fuck it and have prominent members of said species speak perfect English after overhauling a handful of bosses to speak the new language
Sure the cipher for their language was strange as shit and would make it remarkably difficult to voice out entire sentences but goddamn it I miss their language.
>>320872986
Funny little cutscene for beating the game on Legendary.
>>320874960
>low test bitching about muh SJW
Solid b8 m8, can't really tell if you're genuinely retarded or merely pretending.
>>320875135
Their original language was just broken Russian or something though.
>>320875157
No. She's just fat. Not even chubby.
Enjoy your fat.
>>320874939
>Dwarf females without beards
How awful.
>humans
>militaristic, borderline tribal race of approximately seven billion
>no qualms with raping their own planet into the ground then terraforming other planets to rape into the ground
>shoot hunks of metal with detailed information on them into space just to see if other species respond
>medically and genetically incredibly diverse
>capable of extreme unilateral progress with no internal need to share progress or wealth even among same race
>historical archives promote violence, aggression, expansionism, materialism, etc
>entire goal behind development of space flight was to have a pissing contest with another country while thinking up ways to kill them
>created a weapon that could sterilize chunks of the planet at a time, spent the next immediate stretch of time building more of them, bigger ones, and doing everything possible to piss off other humans who had them
>every majority human religion preaches a message centered on violence to a noticeable degree, many religions advocating withholding from violence are minimalized and mocked
Not even being a "humans r ebuhl" faggot but I'm sure a large percentage of fictional alien races would succumb to human cultural exchange if only out of fear of reprisal within a few decades/centuries.
It's also quite telling that when a human is given the option to invent an alien, or otherwise foreign, race we usually come up with 1-2 variations of "space jesus" or many, many variations of "THEY KILL/EAT EVERYTHING"
Even The Day The Earth Stood Still, which was primarily against human conceptions of foreign militarism, had the aliums blow a bunch of shit up.
>>320874887
I also live in the capital. I see white people everyday, what are you talking about?
>>320875157
>>320875075
Fat people have big asses.
What's impressive is if you have a big ass without being fat.
>>320871523
>That ass grab at the end
AYYYYY LMAO
>>320875546
>"a-actually i live in mexico city now too!"
I'm sure you do.
The tourists don't count, gringo. Come back when you have a real argument to make.
>>320859884
Probably since there was so much of them talking they wanted it to be in english. Even getting a known actor to voice arbiter
>>320875572
>Doubling down on the fat meme.
You're persistent. If you want to see some more big asses, then you can just ask. You don't have to lay bait around, waiting for someone to take it.
