Will there ever be any good games set in modern London?
i wish there was another getaway
There was that hub level in Destroy all humans, not even sure if it was modern london or 1970 london
>>320846602
Never played Black Monday but was the mechanic of leaning against the wall to heal still there?
Loved that. Made shootouts feel really gritty and tense.
But we already have games that take place in the middle-east.
>>320846790
Name one game that takes place in the middle east.
Turkey and Persia don't count.Eu cuckposting doesn't count either.
>there will never be an open world game where you liberate and take out all muslims in London
>>320846524
something something muslims
There is though.
>>320846965
In Black Monday you could arrest any cunt you wanted as the undercover cop guy, and just leave them cuffed on the floor.
>MOOOVE, SCARPER
>HAMMOND... HAMMOND!
>press play
>loading...loading
>you wake up to your phone ringing
>you answer the call
>"yo blud wot's goin' on y'know? listen our hoes bein' groomed up by pakis man"
>"WOT? yo man they find the stash?"
>"nah m8 it's hidden underneath the nife surrender bin in croydon"
>"rite imma get changed and meet ya up make sure you bring the stash man k?"
>"sure min"
>"see ya"
>you put on your skinny jeans, nike trainers, londondale, poundland jacket and burberry cap
>you take your dad's box cutter knife and walk to the door
>"stay out of trouble lad!"
>"alright mum,see ya later"
>"love you son"
>you walk down the stairs from your shitty Ealing apartment
>you pop into the shops for some strongbow
>you grab a few bottles of beer
>you walk over to the counter and the pakistani shopkeeper looks at you with a stern face
>"how old are you?"
>"old enough blud"
>"blud? you are too young for these beers"
>you reply with "wot? shut up man"
>the shopkeeper grabs a baseball bat and walks round the counter telling you to come back
>"COME BACK OR WHAT MAN SHUT YOUR TRAP!"
>you throw a glass bottle at the man and it hits the counter shattering
>"I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!" says the shopkeeper
>you tip over a postcard stand while the shopkeeper tells you to get out
>"wot, you can't ban me...dickhead"
>you walk out of the store while hearing the shopkeeper say "BASTARD!"
Continue?
>>320846524
plz be in london
>>320847620
Yes please m8
>>320846524
>PS2 game
>800x600
>>320847620
Check whatsapp
link some skets
![Jamie-Vardy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HtCde1R.jpg "Jamie-Vardy[1].jpg")
>not a single game where i can bang the ones who talk shit
>>320847620
amazing please carry on
>>320846524
Dirty Bomb is set in future London
>>320846524
Well if the people of London weren't inept at making vidya I'd assume they'd eventually make one. Unfortunately it looks like they're too dumb to make their own games so it falls to us Americans and honestly we don't find London so interesting.
>>320848583
Did you just compare a single city to an entire country? That's a new one.
>>320847079
>>320847956
alright m8
>you walk out of the store with your beer
>you walk past a policeman trying to reason with a muslim
>he notices you
>"OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER, WOT ARE YOU DOIN'?"
>"oh shit blud the rozzers"
>you leg it down the road as the fat cunt can't catch you
>you hitch a ride on a double decker bus
>you walk up the stairs and take a seat
>you notice a girl with black lipstick, bright pink shirt and eyeliner talking with her boyfriend
>you recognise her as the mega bitch from school
>"OI TONY, THAT'S THE CUNT WHO WUS LOOKIN UP ME SKIRT"
>her boyfriend looks at you
>"WOT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN' BLUD?"
>you walk over to them
>the girlfriend screams and says "GET OFF ME YOU UGLY CUNT!"
>the boyfriend pulls out a box cutter knife
>"WOT U GONNA DO BLUD"
>you pull out your box cutter knife
>"YO BLUD, MY KNIFE'S AN INCH LONGER"
>he kicks you
>you back away and the whore throws her melted cheese and chips at you
>you can see her ugly yellow teeth
>you throw a punch at the bitch
>"ATTACKIN' WOMEN BLUD? ATTACKIN' WOMEN?"
>you give the boyfriend the finger as he says "GET OFF THE BUS YOU FAGGOT"
>"GIT AFF THE BUS YA CANT"
>you walk down the stairs as the boyfriend spits on you
>"PUSSY, SUCK YA MUM YA FAGGOT"
>the bus stops
>you walk out
Continue?
>>320848583
Not taking the bait but the U.K. has a great selection
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_the_United_Kingdom
I only ever played a demo of The Getaway. Is the game good? worth emulating?
does it model the entire city of London?
I wonder if Getaway finally emulates well. Has anybody tried it recently?
>>320848785
holy shit this is amazing please continue
>>320848191
>tfw this ugly fuck is soon gonna get BTFO by based Klopp
>>320846524
> Cars on the wrong side of the road
> Police don't have guns
> Combo attack include polite requests to stop
> Always raining
> Missions involve grabbing biscuits on the way to help your grandmother garden
> Most difficult enemy is fat kids with shaved heads smoking in front of stone walls
Yeah, nah.
>>320848982
fuck off Vardy is literally the best striker in the league right now.
atleast is better than city/chelsea/manure swapping teams
>>320849021
Sounds like The Warriors and that was great desu
>>320849021
epic
>>320848797
>click the link
Well let's see here total war is pretty terrible but playable, however it will never be set in London.
Medievil was pretty baller but I doubt it'll ever come back.....
Grand theft auto....Now that'd do nicely except it's entire premise is that Americans are dumb and violent so maybe they're too bored of their own country to make a game parodying it?
other than that....I don't really see much here.
>>320848982
Liverpool got beat 3 nil by Watford today m8
>>320849065
>he fell for the vardy meme
top kek
>tfw the next GTA is Vice City
>>320848570
That looks cool as fuck. I love the dome, it looks like a giant sphere thats about to rise out of the thames.
>>320847161
I love how those close futures movies that happen in London always end up to have some truth.
>Came in to post insurgnecy
>Already posted
Good job
>>320849065
better than aguero? currently yeah but not overall
>>320849404
They should do a new city
something based on Chicago or some shit
>>320849390
name a better striker than him right now?
Giroud?lol
>>320849065
He's not even the best forward in the Leicester side senpai, he will be in January though. Maharaz's agents stiffy can literally be seen from space right now.
>>320848909
k
>as the bus drives away you can see the bitch and her boyfriend give you the finger
>you turn around and notice something on the streetlight
>a sticker that says "Sharia Controlled Zone"
>"No Alcohol, No Music, No Partying"
>ohfuck.jpg
>you still have the beer in your backpack
>an angry muslim and a woman in a veil walk up to you and take your bag
>they empty it onto the ground
>"YO MAN, THIS IS A SHARIA CONTROLLED ZONE, CAN'T YOU READ THE FOKKIN STICKER MAN?"
>he grabs the bottles of beer and smashes them on the ground
>"WOT THE HELL MAN THOSE WERE FOR ME FRIENDS"
>you see a policeman walk up to you
>"I'M ARRESTIN' YOU LAD"
>"WOT, WOT?"
>"YOU ARE HATING ON MUSLIMS, ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE AND YOU KNOW IT"
>you look at the policeman confused
>he reaches into your pocket and grabs your knife
>"OI WANKER, THIS IS A KNOIF"
>"BIN IT. NOW."
>you walk over to the knife surrender bin and bin that knife
>"Just another day in patrolling the streets of London, inshallah" says the policeman
>you are arrested
>on the way to the police station you drive past the knife bin where your weed was stashed
>you see chavs nicking it
>FUUUUUUUUUU.jpg
>you arrive at the station
>"Orrite lad, stay calm and don't do anythin' stupid"
>You are put in a cell with a muscular nigger
>"yo whitey, what you in ere for?"
>"having a dangerous weapon and hate speech"
>"well i hope you like chocolate, CAUSE YOU ABOUT TO BE POUNDED BY THE BBC!"
>your screams can be heard by the policemen
>the receptionist is beating off while hearing it
>God Save The Queen plays while the credits roll as the sunset is shown over London with an Islamic flag in the foreground
>the end
how did i do?
this thread is so fucking british lads, I fucking loves it
>>320849676
Lolwot? not the best forward in the leicester side? I'll admit he wouldn't be as good without Mahrez but come on, Vardy broke the record ffs
>>320846524
killing floor
>>320849873
Only because he was gifted a penalty by based riyhad, he wouldn't of made it otherwise.
>>320848909
thanks, you are a living legend
>>320849989
Yeah but if he's got a good penno, why not take it? I think 3 of his record goals were penno's, so he's still doing very well for all the other goals
Still, Mahrez is top class and maybe the most influential or best player in the prem currently
>>320846524
>game recognizes fiat 500 drivers as motorcycle riders and drivers have helmets
>britain tries to do GTA
>fails miserably
Does it emulates well?
They should make a game where you are sharia law police man in London
>>320849405
>>320847079
>>320847620
Isn't this the start of the plot to Kidulthood?
>>320847079
>>320846910
>Muslim population of UK is 4.5%
>Muslim population of London is 12.4%
Well meme'd though.
>>320847620
isn't this from kidulthood?
>>320850903
>Britain tries to do GTA
>mfw Rockstar is a British company
>>320848583
>implying London is the entirety of the U.K.
>implying Rare wasn't one of the best developers in the world until Microsoft ruined them.
>>320849410
Even V for Vendetta?
>>320847161
sauce?
>>320851275
>>320851365
Wasn't it from This Is England?
>>320851310
>for every 10 people in London there's 1 mudslime
o i am laffin
>>320851785
>>320852046
>too shy to post country of origin because he knows it's going to be the same or worse
London has the highest % of Mudslimes in the UK and the best they can muster is 12%
>>320851785
I just read the postcard thing thats what I remember from Kidulthood lol
>>320851785
>>320852067
>dole music starts
>>320852290
>the best they can muster is 12%
12% is fucking huge
12 fucking percent of the population of London is people of a completely different ethnicity and culture
>>320847161
Holy fuck, I never even noticed these people were muslim the first time I saw it.
>>320852549
>still not posting where you're from
>>320851785
why is holly willoughby coming out of a portal in the ground?
>>320852549
Have any of you been to London? I live there, and there are white, indian, muslims, chinese, white-caribbean,afro-caribbean, nord, north africa, south african, middle eastern, russian and slavik communities all over the city.
>>320852615
Ireland.
>>320852730
>Ireland
>White
Fucking kek
>>320852890
Epic.
>>320852730
Irish people are weird
>>320852730
>implying you Subhumans are White
>>320846524
There's no such thing as modern london. London itself is a relic of the past.
>>320846524
Bloodborne was pretty good.
>>320853197
Fucking smartass piece of shit. There is a London that exists right now. That makes it modern
>>320853197
Is this one of those " I'm just pretending to be an idiot"?
>>320853197
Then where the fuck am I living right now, an empty field?
>>320853417
The only part of London that counts is Cockfosters. Nothing else really matters.
>>320847079
kek'd
>>320853829
You foster cock in your ass what?
>>320846524
the graphics in this pic are somehow really, really fucking good. from the thumbnail i thought this was an actual pic.
they look superrealistic, but old at the same time wtf.
>>320853938
Same. I thought it was modded GTA 4 when I saw the thumbnail in the catalog
>>320853938
>>320854019
I fucking miss the getaway so bad. I was moving and I found the case somewhere and I got so exited but it was empty :((
LONDON
O
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D
O
N
>>320853878
Source video?
>>320853878
Damn, Yurop is fucked
![TheSecretWorldDX11+2012-06-17+19-49-47-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UbdLIsh.jpg "TheSecretWorldDX11+2012-06-17+19-49-47-04[1].jpg")
The London hub is probably the best thing about The Secret World.
>>320854953
Picking this up in the sale
>>320852730
No mudslimes in eire, what's the point in moving from 1 third world shithole to another?
>>320846524
should i skip the first and play black monday?
>>320855095
what sale?
Well, Not a Hero is set in modern fictional London, so that's something.
The characters you get in the game have strong UK accents, also. That makes the experience more fun.
>>320855345
I liked the first a little better desu
>>320846524
Oh shit f a m I live near there.
>>320855095
It's the only MMO I played so I don't know how it rates as one, but the early investigation mission are an entirely new level of fun.
Also, servers are fucking dead.
>>320855637
Its a single player MMO really. I'd probably still be playing it but I didn't like the combat.
>>320851310
>that 12% in concentrated in the younger age groups
>38% of 18-35 yo are mudslimes
>65% of newborns are extra-yuros
rip
>>320853878
in france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QITxZjSa0k
>>320855521
You 'avin a giggle, mate?
>>320855796
I still jump into URU at times so it wont bother me.
>>320855924
no, i've been looking into getting this game and i just bought a new computer and stuff and really want it... i assume you mean a steam sale. i've never bought anything on steam before. when is this sale?
>>320854953
Can Illuminati also visit it?
Even though there isn't much there, and it's 15 years ago. MSR basically gives you the feeling of driving round certain sections of London, at night or in the day. It was really cool. They tried to make each of the sections you'd play in realistic, right down to the cheesy radio stations that would be on sometimes.
>>320855796
Tried to get back into it with a fresh character, but the two non-Lumi factions are boring so I stopped.
>>320856048
Yes, luckily.
>>320856029
22nd supposedly
>>320848842
both Getaways are great, and the city is really, really well modeled and pretty big. It's not without its flaws though. Worth at least a try
Considering London is awful, there needs to be no games involved there, unless it's cleansing of some sort or massive carpet bombing.
Sorry America, I know you really want us to be Muslim and all, but...
>>320848583
>Americans
>good at making vidya
kek good one
>>320856538
murica literally invented vidya ya dingus.
>>320855796
I hope they will release a singleplayer version with coop for it if they will decide to close servers some time in the future. Quests are too good to let them die.
>>320855921
>Le
>>320856392
b-but yurop is fucked stop exposing my idiocy
>>320856392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEsxWiLnBrs
>>320856392
>zero citations
Great picture, Ahmed.
>>320857064
lel arabs invented science you zionist burger
>>320846524
There will be when they rename london into londonstan.
>>320857338
What?
>>320857591
don't play coy with me, john smith
>>320857064
London's pie matches up with the 2011 census, so I imagine the rest of them are from the that as well. No idea bout the American cities, though.
Also, of that 20% 'Arabs and Asians' only 1.3% of it is Arabs.
>>320852297
All I remember is some cunt putting a spunked condom in a fish tank and getting battered with baseball bats
>>320852730
How bout you go back to your land of the free and miserable fuck all
>>320851636
children of men good film
>>320856048
Yeah you can visit all 3 hubs, London, New York and Seoul
>>320857591
It's true but then they chimped out and we ran away with it.
OI RUDEBOY SHUT UP
>>320847161
Why is Hamas in London?
>>320859424
there's a holy war on, mate
>>320853878
>cuckboy can't even walk on the sidewalk
FAKKIN PAKIS EVERYWEAR MATE
SWEAR DOWN IM GONNA MURK SOME CUNTS
>>320847161
This is so great, Need to watch it again.
>>320859849
>wanting to be within the blast radius
the fuck m8
>>320860035
What movie is it? And what's it about?
>>320860430
problem child 2
>>320859969
take it youve never been to london in your life then
>>320860430
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Men
Wait, what game had the box art where the view was between a lady's leg looking at some bald guy? I swear that was The Getaway 2, but looking it up, there was never a Getaway 2, it was called Black Monday? Is this another Berenstein Bears bullshit?
>>320858860
it's funny because its true
t. londoner
>>320860132
thx 4 chuckle
>>320853878
That's like walking through New Orleans and going "holy shit look at all these blacks, America is fucked".
>>320858860
>driving to work in London
Nobody drives into London, you have to pay a massive charge to do so, everybody takes the Tube.
>>320856392
>Whiter as you go north
>Live in Lincolnshire
>98.5% white
>>320847620
>hoes
you provided an attempt
>>320847620
>baseball bat
>not cricket bat
it's like you've never been in london ever
>>320860656
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Men
Sounds cool. So in this situation, does everyone have sex with the one fertile girl and her children in order to save the species?
>>320864252
A paedophiles dream?
>>320856392
>comparing two countries with completely different sizes
2 American Cities have a larger pop than all of England you mong. There are probably more whites in the 33% of New York than all of Manchester.
Twf when there will never be a gta set in europa again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9m8uECDbPQ
>>320866117
Uh you know there are equal amount of people in New York and London? If not equal, very close
>>320848785
>SUCK YA MUM
Heard this from bare rudeboys at grimy linkups famm fortunately mans a roadman so they don't par me and the mandem you get me?
Next GTA should be in London.
>>320846524
But there are. Allmost every CoD game is set in modern London, shame they are allways fighting the same terrorists though
>>320867505
yeaaah you's a proper hard man aren't ya
>>320866117
>2 American Cities have a larger pop than all of England you mong
If each of those cities has a municipal area spanning half the country, sure.
If you go by actual population, the top 68 cities in America just about make the population of England.
>>320867540
>get 2 stars
>spend half an hour in traffic in the centre with the police in the car behind you
>you get away because they dont have change for the CC
>>320867659
>good game
>cod
choose anon
>>320846524
It took me ages to play through the first The Getaway because I didn´t know how to heal. I PLAYED TROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME WITHOUT HEALING.
>>320847620
>hoes
>baseball bat
>strongbow is beer
>>320846524
Mark 'ammond, I KNOW YOU!
>>320867505
kek
