GOAT tier
>save point
high tier
>cheat code
>extra life
>exp. points
mid tier
>pockets
>pause button
literal autism tier
>menu and stats
>character creator
>jumping/landing
>view shift
>>320824003
Save point was literally proved OP by Undertale
pause screen would be op.
>never sleep
>rob banks
save point would own too
>win lotto
>never die accidentally
>your mistakes can be corrected every time
>virtually immortal
>>320824164
>never die accidentally
Can only load saves at save point.
10
I'd pick the extra life so I could give it to my brother-in-law so I wouldn't have to see my fiancé cry.
>>320824164
>rob banks
nigga how you gonna get your blind ass through a vault
>>320824278
Selfish bastard. You could use the save point stuff to win the lottery/horse races/ whatever and save millions of lives with that money.
>>320824278
Should be possible to use the power in small bursts to move through the bank
>>320824248
oh, thought i read "can only make saves at the save point"
you could become immortal if you picked 7 and chose vampire, ghost or god as your race
>>320824003
Which option is best if I want to get BLACKED?
The extra life is objectively the best choice because it may save your life someday.
>>320824394
Fuck the world. She's more important.also Joel did nothing wrong
>>320824003
whats the point in character creation when you can only use it once? totally imbalanced, change that
>>320824694
to fix your ugly face
>>320824694
to become a qt girl
>>320824003
Save point is flawed. You'll have no recollection of anything you dI'd between your last save and the time that you reset. So you'd just end up making the same choices over and over again.
>>320824918
Is the 1000 dollars cursed?
>>320824558
Super powers, eternal youth, and the first level of regeneration.
It's not even a contest.
>>320824918
not only do they all look like shit/the same they also come with so much down sides I'll rather take anything else in this thread.
>>320824918
ring of zeus, bracelet of hephaestus and locket of afrodite
if someone else tries to break the jewelry do I also die? if so, i'll take the 1000 dollars
>>320825125
>>320824918
>>320824686
I hope you are ok, anon. Everything gets bettet with time.
>>320825250
>internet
>can't download
So no internet at all? what?
>>320824003
im gonna roll for one, 0 means 10
>>320825250
the sunlight should be built in for no points or else you'll probably die anyways because 10 years without sunlight is hard as fuck
>>320825250
desktop, vidya, internet, microwave meals and medical care
>>320825250
kitchen 6
computer + games 10
library 4
medical care from mayo 3
drugs 5
skylight 2
>>320825597
>Supercar
>Lotus
>>320825250
Skylight
Kitchen
Desktop
Internet
>>320825250
The internet choice makes no sense whatsoever. It's like the dude who made the chart didn't know how the internet works.
So
- All movies/shows - +4
- All vidya - +4 - 8
- All books - +4 - 12
- Top PC - +6 - 18
- Full kitchen - +6 - 24
- Hygene products and jacuzzi - +3 - 27
- Non-curry doc - +3 - 30
Any other combination seems retarded. You'd lead 10 great years that way, unlike the year+ Nasubi spent in isolation living from magazine raffles for japanese reality TV a decade ago.
>>320825597
party bag
literally infinite money if you sell on the dark net.
or fuck just sell obscure snacks on ebay all day
>>320825597
omega wizard laptop desu
infinite lifespan is fun as shit
>>320826236
>getting a PC without internet
why not just throw it in the trash
>EXP
>Dump everything into Intelligence
>Become the smartest human to ever exist, capable of leading us into a golden era
No other option.
Get me that save point business. That is basically the best form of immortality.
>>320824558
>choose Q&A
>Start 2.0.
>get all perks
It is the most OP
>>320824918
The ring of zeus and only use the passive effect,
The bracellet of Hephastus and learn a few things, then not use it anymore.
I have no idea what an aneurysm is but i would probably take The ear stud of Providentia aswell.
>want to pick extra life to give away
>i have two cousins with cancer
how do i choose
>>320826381
>Looking game manuals and box art for 10 years
>>320825250
Girl cat and the gun
>>320827449
you gonn fuck her for a week then kill you, your cat and her, right?
>>320826942
I was without internet for like a year a couple of years ago. But I had a HUGE backlog of animu, manga AND vidya on my PC, and while broke as fuck, I actually enjoyed that time quite a bit.
If you're getting all movies/series, all vidya and all books, you don't really need the internet. And you can use the PC to watch the movies/series and play the vidya.
>>320827215
Everyone else gets all the perks too, the world might get a little bit crowded with all the warehouses and portals everywhere
>>320827734
well duh
>>320824918
This is a no-brainer:
Pick the Watch first, vividly remember that moment, pick two others and try them, then return to the moment that you picked the watch, then try another two, repeat till you have tried them all. Just Never stop time. Simple.
The Watch is just like the save point from OP's options except way better.
>>320824918
>Ring of Zeus.
>Convince Bill Gates to give me a metric shit ton of money.
>No longer use the ring.
>Use my metric shit ton of money to make people do what I want
>????
>Profit
>>320827879
>Notch
still depressed
>>320824003
>carry sleeping bag with yourself
>it's now your save point
>????
>profit
>>320827978
Yeah but Notch is a faggot who assumes money would give him friends.
I don't need friends, I just need hobos to beat eachother up with electrified knuckledusters
>>320827978
Notch isn't depressed because he has no money, he's depressed because he's fat and lazy and too autistic to make friends and he married a woman who only wanted his money.
>>320827978
Notch is depressed because he's got the pressure of like a billion fans bearing down on him and he can't live up to expectations because he's just some guy and Minecraft being such a hit was a complete fluke. Lots of people hate him for not putting out The Next Big Thing yet and he married a gold-digger who doesn't care about him
>>320824003
Jumping/landing has its uses, makes getting around easier
>go to the Olympics
>Be known as the god of Jump
>moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymotherfucker
>>320824918
THE RING OF ZEUS
How about a power to give factualy correct answer to any question you are asked directly even if you do not possess necessary knowledge. The catch is that you can't shut up, asking yourself won't work and government may want to exploit this power against your will since they will find out eventually. Would you take it?
>>320824918
>get anklet of Hermes
>work as an airline pilot or something
>enjoy playing vidya in japanese in my resting time
>>320829079
Research Grisha Perelman, and see what happens when you find out some of the answers to the most important questions.
So, no. Fuck no.
>>320829150
Working or being on call for like 75% of your waking hours is a pretty shit trade-off for being able to not having to read your shitty VNs, mate
>>320829436
it was an example, I could literally not think of anything better
>>320829617
Probably because Anklet is shit lol
>>320829436
>>320829617
no wait, I'm retarded, I wouldn't have to move since the earth would just move me away anyways
>>320824003
>no one picked character creation
ok then, i will take it.
>>320824129
>implying people who's opinions matter play that faggy shit
>>320829750
>>>/tumblr/
>>320825250
Take the 5 million payout.
>Kitchen - 6
>PC - 6
>Games - 4
>Workout Room - 5
>Surround sound system - 4
>Mayo Clinic doctor - 3
>Hygiene products and bathtub - 3
>Library - 4
Spend the 10 years studying, working out and staying healthy with a good diet/exercise plan. Play vidya for entertainment.
Come out in 10 years with 5 million. Get a job using the skills I've learned while studying. Stay a millionaire.
>>320825597
>one stab will kill someone instantly
>two will kill them painfully
>>320830349
>implying it only exists to change gender
>a literal console command the same as medical mutilation
>>320827449
Patrician's choice
>>320831106
>implying transniggerism or furfaggotry isn't the same
>>320830349
>not changing stats to your liking
>height,weight,muscles, metabolism,skin type,dick size
>not getting 10 int 10 luck 10 agi and 10 end
> being a cuck
>>320824918
Wow this was easy to break
>Watch
>Tongue Stud
>Ear Stud
>Stop time
>Fall asleep
>Slow down my perception of time in the dream so that time is almost non-existent to me
>Use Providentia's power of intuition and reaction time to counter-act making rash decisions in dream-world that could wake me up or increase my perception of time
>Do anything I want to for the rest of eternity
>>320824003
rolling
>>320824129
I don't think this save point works like that. You'd just be able to load an earlier save, I'd imagine if you died you still just be dead and wouldnt wake up at your last save.
>>320824003
Extra life and then kill myself so I can wake up feeling normal.
>>320825250
Half payout
>Hygiene +3
>18 year old +18
>Mayo clinic +3 (for abortions/birth control)
>Movies & TV shows +4 (assuming you get something to watch on)
>Kitchen +6
>Greenhouse +2
>Radio +2
Everything we could ever need. The qt and I would move in together afterwards.
Alternatively, unlimited booze, drugs, and the Mayo clinic. Consult doctors to figure out the exact amount of drugs I would need to take to put myself in a coma for 10 years while the doctors take care of me.
Also, if you get the kitchen it pretty much cancels out unlimited booze because lots of recipes call for use of alcohol.
>>320824558
Easy. 7 perks is too good to pass up.
>Charisma
>Ability to change appearance
>$1k/week
>Immortality
>Immunity, healing and regeneration
>>320825597
Can I fuck the Supercar robot?
>>320824003
>Pick save point
>Don't fap for two weeks
>Make save
>Have the best fap ever
>Reload
>Do it again
>And again
>>320824558
>nothing is illegal
>can get any quantity of anything
does that include lions
I need to know
>>320824003
9 is all I ever wanted.
>>320824819
you got 2 save slots, just rewrite your safe after loading and write down what you've done each time m8.
>>320824003
>jumping not GOAT sports star tier
>>320825250
>Internet is 16 points
FUCK
>>320824558
7 perks. Lame powers.
>>320826236
One will try to protect you while the others try to kill you.
>>320824558
7Perks :
Appearance lv2
5Languages (if I can learn/choose them when I want)
Perfect memory lv2
lifespan lv2
>>320824003
Save point so I can savescum myself whenever I fuck up.
>>320824003
Save point really is the only option here.
>infinite money due to being able to foresee results of betting
>infinite popularity among peers thanks to knowing what they want to talk about and what they like and don't, then being able to revert back and carry out those actions
>never fail a date again, no worrying about asking a girl out, because if she says no you can just reverse it
>keep at least one slot as early in your life as possible so that you can essentially live it all over again when you get old
There is nothing you can't accomplish with option 10.
>>320835110
>Choose Predator
>Predator thinks you ain't worth hunting so he simply let you go.
>>320835515
>invisibility ring
>a bunch of other useless shit
This isn't even a fucking question.
>>320824558
Superhero
Trade Skill x2
Charismatic
So I can be superhuman, be the master at drawing lewds for anons and can never seem awkward in a crowd again.
>>320835515
That is so stupid. Ring of Power = Invisibility + Immortality. Its literally a no brainier since it doesn't corrupt you.
>>320825250
I'll keep my 30 points and take:
>computer
26 points left
>games
22 points left
>chef
13 points left
>doctor with upgrade (I'm assuming he comes with medical supplies)
11 points left
>drugs
6 points left
>movies
2 points left
>skylight
0 points left
Fuck, I could do 20 years if I got all that.
>>320827860
Well, you can stop time, you just need to go back after using it. It's a great power to collect some info
>implying save point + extra life isn't broken as fuck
>>320835728
tachyon watch no question.
Hit the fuckin casinos baybee
>>320835591
>On Topic literally impossible
Heh
>>320835728
I'd either take the remote or the watch.
The remote would be a good way to disappear whenever I want.
The watch looks fashionable and it'd be easy to make up some sentimental reason to never take it off.
>>320824686
Feel better anon.
>>320836214
The gloves sound like the right choice here.
That being said the downside is a little vague.
>>320824003
Save Point would be the one if I could have it ten years ago. =\
>>320824558
Infinite Eternal Youth (2 perks), Can Heal (2 perks), perfect body (2 perks), 1000 a week.
>>320824918
These mostly suck, it's more about minimizing the negatives. Take the Watch and the Ring and only use the Ring's passive and the Watches time travel to get out of messy situations. Locket is tempting if you can fight off the rapists.
>>320825250
This one is too fucking hard. Take the 5 Million.
Woman - 18 points.
Computer+games - 10 points
all movies and tv shows - 4 points
Hygine + Jacuzzi - 3 points
The woman is the tricky part, but ten years with zero interaction with another human being would be hell eventually.
>>320824558
fit x2
charismatic x2
lifespan x2
disease immunity x2
1000 bucks x2
languages x2
trade skills x2
Walking talking man of many talents.
>>320836562
>ten years with zero interaction with another human
You can take "internet" a lot cheaper. Sure, you'd probably forget what the touch of other people feels like, but is that really something you couldn't live a few years without?
>>320835318
Too imbalanced and random. I don't want to even bother to choose
>>320836842
yes
>>320836930
Huh. Each their own then.
Most people who survive in forests or on islands for years though, usually don't come back with their biggest loss being the touch of human flesh.
Sure, the lack of conversation might suck after a while, but the internet could easily match that.
>>320825250
Full kitchen, library, hygeine products + jacuzzi (esp. if you get a glorious shower which you should), a garden with a greenhouse if you get seeds to plant (nothing is better than glorious fresh food), a kitten (don't want to die from loneliness!), a skylight, all music ever, all movies and TV shows, and a gun.
30 points.
>>320824003
>4. Exp points
Picking this one
>>320824558
Power
>The Bros
Perks
>You gain mastery of three musical instruments
>Genius musician
>Intensely charismatic
I pick these. Just imagine all the scenarios that could occur, making comfy music while traveling with your 4 bros keeping everyone calm and feeling comfortable with music and charisma as you make you way up the snowy northern. Sounds like a life well spent.
>>320837417
>Power
>The Bros
my nigga
>>320837620
This nigga gets it
>>320824003
Cheat codes
Getting rich easy
I would take save point but I better be able to restart from the very start
>>320824003
exp points.
All points in intelligence because I'm a dumb faggot.
>>320835110
Predator, I guess. Is both smart and high tech. Probably the best chance of survival. Terminator I guess would be number two. I don't know who that third guy is.
>>320835515
Monocle, Maybe Zelda. Mabye the Ring. Probably the Monocle.
>>320835591
Hipster 6 pts - Loli is too expensive. She can learn.
1 Gun - For hunting - 8 pts
Old-ass Radio - Diverse. Cheap. -2pts
Pre-built Shelter - 8 pts
Deciding factor is that it's impossible to get both a hatchet for shelter building and a gun for hunting meat. Take the hot bitch, you can get the shelter and still have the gun for meat.
>>320835728
Remote. Porn is on TV and is definitely ficiton. Omniglot is tempting though.
>>320836214
The pillow because the rest suck.
>>320825597
>party bag
OP and fun at the same time.
whip out expensive bottles of booze and pure drugs sell at the same price as shitty drugs. price out other dealers whiles having a fucking ball.
>Pen of truth
best selling novels or even better make a religion
>>320825597
>super car
>go to future
>get some doctor to make me a cyborg with a dick for getting a fun ride to wherever he wants
>become literal undying timetraveler who can roam any wolrd he wants
>and get a free mech too
How is this even a choice?
>Character creator
>Live life on EZ mode
>>320838839
>I don't know who that third guy is.
>>320824558
The Bros
The Answers
With these alone I can get pretty much anything I want.
>>320824918
The tonngue stud and the locket
>>320824280
Everyone else is paused though. You're telling me given infinite time you can't find your way through a bank? Blind people eventually get good at living without seeing.
>>320825250
4 barry bonds and a microwave
>>320840059
are you gonna wait till they open the vault? whilst they simultaneously open a passable route from the front of the bank through locked gates/doors etc all the way to the open vault?
this literally never happens IRL
>>320835110
Terminator, though I don't think my chances will be that big.
>>320835318
>spectre
>a MTG vampire
dropped
>>320824558
PERKS ALL THE WAY BABY
>5000 USD per week (2)
>immunity to disease (1)
>charisma (1)
>10 skills with degrees (2)
>Languages (1) (I can finally play my Japanese games)
I can finally live the ultimate NEET life with this.
>>320824918
Bracelet of Hephaestus (I'm already arrogant, how bad can it be)
Anklet of Hermes (just use the secondary effect only, teleport in emergency only)
Locket of Aphrodite
done and done
>>320836842
I considered that, but the Internet is only 2 points cheaper. You could argue 5 for the hygine stuff I guess, but feeling gross eventually gets to you.
>>320840512
>>320840059
>>320824280
>Get behind qt
>Pause
>Fuck her
>Take her wallet
>Repeat
Easy money and sex.
>>320843497
But if time is paused, that means the atoms in her body would be frozen and immovable, so fucking her would be impossible. Her vagina walls would be impossible to penetrate because they can't move.
>>320843852
By that logic you cannot breath or move
>>320844289
True, therefore it's a pretty shitty choice.
>>320824918
There's literally no downside to the watch if you choose not to use it. You could use it to go back in time, win the lottery once, and never use the time stop ability, you'd be rich with no downsides.
>Choosing anything but save point
It's like you guys don't even want to bite za dusto.
>>320824918
Thinking about it further as long as you have the watch you can avoid the rape from the locket. See that a guy is trying to rape you, go back in time, avoid, prepare for that situation.
