Jesus Christ, Raiden
>>320815154fuh days
>>320815154
little bitch had it coming
>>320815154
The fuck did he even survive? He'd have been like a fucking head and an arm, maybe half his heart and a lung.
George is the Teddie of MGR.
A shitty forced meme character that adds nothing to the actual game or story but is forced on you anyway and you're expected to like him.
>>320816462
How did Raiden survive as a skull and spine?
He deserves worse for trying to corrupt our pure and innocent Sunny
>>320816715
Even at the end of MGS4 she went for the mudshit skinned arab. She deserves to be raped and stoned.
>>320816462
He probably lost only the the arm, and the rest was just sizeable structural damage from the vibration or some shit.
Either way, Raiden fucked him up.
>>320816823
Delete this
>>320816462
In the room right before that scene happens you come across an empty preservation unit that you can do some codec calls about. Raiden sticks him in it after cutting him in half to keep him alive until Doktor is able to cyborg him up.
Raidens a fucking retard why not just cut the doctors head clean off
>>320816823
She's slav at heart
>>320816836
No he gets sliced in half.
>>320816867
>sunny side up
>cook
So what happens when he grows ?
>>320815154
>cuts a street urchin in half despite displaying the ability to cut precisely ingame
>spends 5 whole minutes posing after the cut while a slew of orphans suffocate in the glass behind him
Kek
>>320815154
Raiden was just preparing George to become reverse Jetstream Sam.
>>320815154
Imagine that phantom itching, would be unbearable.
>>320816715
It's ok. He'll never be able to give her the D.
>you will never get cut in half by Raiden and then turned into a cyborg
Why live?
>>320817151
>implying penises weren't the first thing cybernetics specialists worked on
>>320817202
Only if my dick remains the in tact
>>320817020
He has to get constant upgrades to his prosthetics as he outgrows them.
Or if he wants he could probably get his brain removed and become a full conversion cyborg.
>>320817285
If he can't inseminate her then it doesn't count. It's just a dildo.
>>320817151
I'm pretty sure Doktor specifically mentioned that he managed to save his genitals.
>>320817354
>popping that pussy and ruining her forever with his 15 inch robot cock
>not counting
>>320817354
Doktor tells you in game that George will still be able to have kids as Raiden saved the lower half of his body.
He could easily have a functional cyber-dildo full of his own sperm.
>>320817151
>raiden removed george's penis (along with the rest of his body) to ensure sunny would remain pure
Based Raiden sticking to the plan.
HOT FUH DAISSS
Wouldn't you need to constantly replace cybernetic body parts if you were still growing up
HOT FUH DAYS
>>320815154
Should have cut off his head instead
(And you're pretty cute, too.)
>>320817512
They salvaged his penis, sorry.
>>320818013
Of course. He'll have to have continual surgeries to upgrade his prosthetics for the rest of his life. It's something child amputees have to deal with in the real world. Though in their case it's a much simpler process as they wear their prosthetics and it's typically only an arm or a leg, not half their body. It's also a minor plot point in Ghost in the Shell. The Major was converted into a full body prosthesis as a child and had to upgrade her body every few years.
>>320818432
Which is why he left Bladewolf behind, just to make sure.
>>320816462
listen to the codec. Raiden sticks him in a preservation unit that was literally in the previous room. they've even managed to preserve his junk
>>320817020
listen to the codec. Doc mentions he will need several replacement bodies as he grows
>>320817151
listen to the codec they managed to preserve his junk
seriously lads, listen to the codec calls, they're some of the best in the franchise and they explain a lot of extra stuff that the main narrative doesn't have time to explain
Is this something new? I don't remember any of this from MGR
>>320819681
you only barely see it, only in a couple of cutscenes and most of its obfuscated by the camera and george's clothing
>>320819829
I don't remember any of this. I don't remember George being a cyborg.
>>320819905
Remember the cutscene where the doctor guy holds George hostage?
Raiden slices through both of them.
>>320819905
Maybe you're just a fucking idiot then.
>>320819905
did you skip cutscenes
>>320819905
It was just a closeup of Raidens face and a slash.
>>320819905
Remember when the chief scientist of that one lab held George hostage with a gun to his head and then Raiden and George went off about being brave and all that shit? Raiden sliced through George to kill the scientist. The only reason George survived is because Raiden put him in the cryptoserver.
>>320819905
look at George's shoulder in the first cutscene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiUZW4yJhyI
>>320820257
>Slicing off 905 of a kids body on the off chance he might get shot in the head
Sometimes I find it hard to believe Kojipro wrote this and not Platinum
>>320818502
minor plot point inGITS
nigga wut. Kind of a big deal, just like in mgs4. fuck, even if kojima isn't involved i'd stil love to see another revengeance game and hopefully an x-com styled
tactical game in the post-4 world. parrying is just too fun.
>George, the filthy street urchin, gets a sick ass cyborg body
>you never will
Is George the worst character in all of video games?
>>320816867
Can Raiden even digest food? Seems like kind of a pointless feature for a battle borg.
>>320821230
He doesn't need to but he can.
>>320821278
But why? What purpose do digestive organs serve on the battle field? He can just get synthetic nutrients, and they could use the money and cavity space on something more important than an artificial stomach.
I can imagine his civvie body having a digestive system, but there's no point for his battle body.
So Raiden is the Michael Jackson of MGS or something?
>>320821442
Maybe inhuman abominations would go insane if they couldn't sample life's simple pleasures.
>>320821442
He has separate bodies for combat and his time off.
>>320821502
He could just chew on something and spit it out.
Besides, even Snake doesn't get to sample those pleasures when in the field. All he can eat is rations.
>>320821580
He can eat snakes.
>>320821565
I know that, and his civvie body probably has a full synthetic organ system so he can act like a normal person when not at work.
>>320821442
I don't think anyone said his battle body specifically can eat food.
>>320821613
There were only two snakes on Shadow Moses, where's he going to get one for eating?
>>320815154
>Be br shit UHE UHE tier
>got cutted by a super psyco robo ninja
>became a super mega robo ninja with super big mechanical dildo penis atachments
Raiden improves childrens lifes.
>>320815154
So why didn't he just stab the guy in the head.
>>320821580
>He could just chew on something and spit it out.
go do that and tell me if it's satisfying
>>320822012
This
You can swing your fucking sword 500 times in a second, but he couldn't just "nothing personal" the guy?
>>320822012
>>320822257
Maybe his batteries had run out after the previous Grad fight. You can't activate super speed once the bar turns yellow.
>>320822617
You easily deflect bullets though, i think he's fast enough
>>320821809
He still has his original penis.
Doktor mentions in some codec that they managed to recover his reproductive organs so he can still have children in the future
>>320822012
This. Or just swing high and slice his head off
George wasnt that tall
>>320820363
Well, yes.
Shot in the head = No chance of recovery
Sliced in half = Swanky cyborg body
The choice is obvious.
>>320823549
But here's the problem, if he was fast enough to slash through George's body before the evil scientist could kill George, he'd be fast enough to attack him without actually harming George.
It's purely for the drama
>>320822016
There's this /tv/ show about androids called Humans. One of them wanted to blend in to society, so she just tied a silicone bag down her throat to catch the food she ate, and discarded it when no one was looking. Still gets the pleasures of chewing, tasting, and swallowing, just not the feelings of getting full.
THAT'S METAL GEAR, IT'S ALREADY ACTIVE
THAT'S METAL GEAR, IT'S ALREADY ACTIVE
>>320821580
Still better than Rose's cooking
>>320816715
He only knows Sunny because of Raiden cutting hin dumbass
that makes Raiden extra retarded
Now Paco is drilling Sunny with his dick drill all day everyday thanks to that
gasp
A serious thread about cyborg penises. Nice one /v/
>>320820257
>Raiden could have easily just cut off the doctor's hand or something with witch time
>lol no I'm going to chop through this kid instead
>>320819426
>those Courtney codec calls in which she talks about food
I just wanted to save, stop making me hungry.
>>320815154
Despite everything this was the most offputting scene in the game to me, the guy can run up and down buildings and toss around metal gears around but he couldn't disarm some weak scientist guy?
Why didn't he just throw that knife he has, it bugged the heck out of me with it being there and him never using it.
I thought he just cut an arm off, not half the body. That was pretty stupid, the kid would have died instantly just as if he was shot in the head by the cientista.
I hate this character as well, almost as much as the white haired Mary Sue "super inteligent" mud shark girl. I'm pissed that they went as far as "hey, we saved his balls so he can impregnate that whore and race mix!".
>>320821580
He doesn't have a lower lip anymore, he cant even chew and spit out food, his Revengence body is 100% made for battle and nothing else
>>320816587
>>320816836
They would need to replace a big part of his chest to support a robot arm
