Triss-
>uses magic to seduce her good friend's bf while he has amnesia
>does it solely because she's jealous of her friend and wants whatever she has
>is incredibly passive aggressive about it later on
>still tries to seduce her friend's bf after he gets his memory back, even after her advances are rejected
>speaks poorly of her friend
>dresses like a slut
Yennefer-
>loyal
>all of her "bitchiness" stems from misunderstandings and taking the blame for things that had to be done for the greater good
>willing to forgive geralt despite him fornicating with her friend, is understandably upset about the incident
>not a homewrecker
How do people not think Triss is a piece of shit and the worst character in the games?
and why does the Witcher 3 force you to compliment her and give no options to turn her down completely
but during the first quest with Yennefer there's an option 5 minutes in saying "I want to break up with you"
I understand it's an rpg and not everyone cares about what's canon, but the game could at least not force slutty the ronald mcdonald romance
>>320736586
can't help shit taste
Nobody cares about Witcher anymore.
The lenghts she goes to suck Geralt's dick is adorable.
>>320736904
nobody cares about you anymore
>>320736586
Yen is superior, hands down.
I'm not bothered by Trissfags anymore, they choose her because they choose as themselves, not as Geralt.
I never liked Yen, she always have a "im way too noble for this shit" attitude and it always seems that Geralt is the one in love, she's just using him to get stuff done.
>>320737775
She's getting stuff done that benefits everyone though. In the book she's basically Ciri's mom in a family unit with Geralt, and in the Witcher 3 she's just trying to help find Ciri.
>Yennefer
>loyal
It's like you never read the books.
>>320737940
Geralt has cheated on her multiple times as well, it goes both ways. But in the end they were always together and loved one another.
>>320737940
Neither are that great desu. Triss is far worse in every aspect though.
>>320738053
>Geralt has cheated on her
You do recall who first started fucking around?
At one point, Geralt wanted to kill himself because she fucked him in the morning and then at noon fucked another guy before coming back to Geralt but not saying a word about it.
>>320738139
Don't get me wrong, I'm no waifufag. I don't give a shit about either Triss or Yennefer. I just hate it when one of them gets idealized by fanboys.
>>320738269
Fucking hell, seriously? I kinda regret chosing Yen now, but im already 70 hours in
>>320738532
Yes.
I'm not joking at all.
It was in this one town and Yennefer was fucking the local sorcerer, who wanted her to stay with him. In the morning, Yennefer fucks Geralt, Geralt later goes on to rub the sorcerer's nose in it, sorcerer tells him he fucked her too afterwards, Geralt gets depressed and just wants to die. He almost got killed, if I recall correctly.
>>320736586
I agree, really suprised how many triss fags there are to be honest even her voice sounds like nails on chalkboard to me.
>>320738764
Yes, but that was 25 years before W3. After they adopted Ciri they were faithful to each other except when Geralt slept with Fringilla thinking Yen betrayed him (she hadnt).
>>320738764
How come people say that book readers always pick Yen?
I dislike her even more now
Didn't even read the books and thought Triss was awesome ever since 2. When it all came together though about what she did when Geralt lost his memory though, she instantly became a monster. Sopkowski really wrote a female rapist into his story and did it well. I mean she's clearly mentally damaged.
>>320739042
No idea.
I read the books, all of them, and even though Yennefer has some redeemable qualities, how she does want to help Geralt, how she's better at Triss when it comes to picking between the Lodge and Geralt, she's still not someone I'd ever actually consider as waifu material.
>>320739085
Yeah, she sounds proud of herself in W3 when she says to Geralt how she took advantage of him. Shameless female rapist proud of her work.
>>320738764
Guess I'm not picking up these books after all.
>>320739253
Nah, the books are good.
I'm just not fond of the relationship bullshit.
>>320738764
Which book was this from? I've only read Last Wish + 1 and 2. Did I forget it or did this not happen yet
>This thread
Holy shit both are awful. isnt there an option to be a single father and ride with Ciri into the sunset?
Ciri best girl btw
>>320739421
Shard of Ice short story in Sword of Destiny. You must've forgotten.
>>320739621
I wanted to "romance" Philippa but never got the chance and now probably never will :(
>Witcher
Thank you OP, excellent joke, best laugh ive had in ages
>>320739042
I always say it's the non-readers who pick Yen, because she's build up as the "true romance" in the games. Readers know what sort of a sandy vag she is and choose Triss instead.
So you guys looking forward to Blood and Wine?
>Redheads
not even once
>>320740029
After Heart of Stone? Fuck. Yes.
>>320739085
Sapkowski didn't write her, though. In fact he's shat on CD Projekt and the games multiple times. In the books Triss is just young and a bit naive, it's Jakub Szamalek and posse who made Triss into a manipulative rapist.
>>320738764
Yen will forever be shit to me because of this
>>320740029
Seeing as how HoS was really good, you bet. Toussaint is a pretty interesting location, and it's nice how they're expanding to a totally a new area. I just hope that
1. The map will seem unique and not just a generic grassland
2. There'll be a promising antagonist or premise that can stand up to O'Dimm
3. That Regis will shop up for maximum bromance
You know. Personal preference when it comes to females is the one thing that is almost totally subjective.
What is with people who waifu characters and think that they are the deciding factor in how my dick responds to females?
>>320736586
>>loyal
>>320738139
except for the not being a massive cunt at ever single moment part
when does regis show up in the books?
>>320738764
Yen was never in a relationship with geralt while fucking istredd though.
>>320740579
Dude, are you going to say what she did was not scum/slime-tier behavior? That it wasn't fucking despicable?
>yen tricks geralt into loving her via a wish, giving him not much choice but to save her from her retarded self
>her fat ass has slept around with countless others, hoping geralt wouldn't find out
>even when he does find out, she isn't sorry, she's tells him she didn't think he'd find out
>even with yen's black magic luring geralt from true love, he's able to find it with triss after all these years
>yen has no purpose in w3 at all, triss could have done everything. she's literally only there to appease bookfags
jennifer is a manipulative whore and nothing more.
Magicians are 100% conniving schemers who should not be trusted.Shani is best.
>all these yenfags
disgusting
>>320740654
You know what geralt did to her? She finally wanted to settle with geralt and then he suddenly leaves her and fucks other bitches.
This was terrible as fuck for yen, because she is not the type for settling with someone.
>>320740774
What book/story?
Trish is cuter imo but both are backstabbing cunts.
>>320740823
The first ones. Don't remember precisely.
When she meets geralt again hunting the golden dragon.
>>320740696
>her fat ass
say no more the choice is clear
Im waiting for the second expansion to release before i play this game , its been sitting in my backlog.
Do we have any kind of expected date for it?
Meanwhile both are hoes.
What did he mean by this?
>>320740696
>yen tricks geralt into loving her via a wish,
Stopped reading.
Why do people pretend to know things when they have no clue?
>>320738764
Not only was this before Geralt was with Yennefer in a relationship, but the sorcerer was obviously lying. The sorcerer and Yennefer knew each other longer and Yennefer was currently turning him down in favor of Geralt, so he was butthurt. They were trying to one up the other in an argument, so Geralt told him he had sex with her and that that gave him more "rights" The sorcerer was shocked by this and didn't have a reply so said something to the effect of "y-yea well so did i!".
Then Geralt went back to Yennefer, he didn't become suicidal.
>>320741116
Except Yennefer tells Geralt she didn't think he'd find out about it.
>>320741067
He meantnoncanon
>>320741048
Just that it would be in the first half of 2016, so most likely no earlier than April.
Also, remember to start playing a month or two in advance so you don't have to rush through the game - it's fucking huge. Also, plenty of mods on the nexus that objectively improve the game so don't forget that.
>>320740696
>geralt literally wishes to be together with yen
>triss literally uses magic to seduce him away from yen
>yen literally defeats a djinn just to undo geralt's wish, to prove their love was tru
>>320740701that dress in the wedding scene
Very clearly best girl coming throughUntil Geralt and Ciri decide to finally bone.
>>320741173
Still before they were in a relationship. Yennefer was more in a relationship with the sorcerer at that point then Geralt, and promptly leaves him for Geralt.
>>320741268
>geralt literally wishes to be together with yen because she was about to kill herself by being retarded with the djinn and saved her stupid ass
fix'd
>>320741371
>leaves him for Geralt
She leaves Geralt too.
The next time he meets her is during some festival when she was going to fuck some stranger, but then it turned out to be Geralt instead.
>>320741217
Yah i guess ill start it once they set a release date , and just ask here for a list of mods.
My pc isnt really powerful so most of the igh graphic mods dont really interest me , but ill be picking all of the gameplay ones that ppl deem good.
Ty
>>320741268
>geralt literally wishes to be together with yen
He only wished that their fates are bound. Not their love.
>>320741404
>could have wished for some gold or a nice sword literally anything
>wishes his fate to be tied to yen forever
>>320741546
yea well i dont think you decide to tie your fate to someone forever over any other possible wish if you dont feel some kind of love
>>320737151
nobody cared about him to begin with.
>>320741501
No problem. Thing is, a whole lot of the visual improvement mods aren't actually extra taxing for whatever reason, so you can consider that.
>>320741552
>>320741460
wow almost like geralt was about to fuck some stranger as well
>Trissfags and Yenfags are STILL trying to prove that their choice is the better one
Why though?
>>320741721
Triss fucked her best friend's bf behind her back while he was suffering brain damage, how can there be a worse offense?
Why do Yenfags always have to start shit? Why can't they accept that some people might have different taste?
Also you need to get over the "Geralt would never choose Triss!" thing because by your own logic we are technically playing an 'alternate' Geralt, since the 'canon' Geralt stayed dead. It also demeans the player choice that was given because it implies you were meant to play the games in a very particular way, or at least one that works in your favor.
>>320741364
shani. my cute strawberry.
>>320741856
they all did wrong, anon
>>320742065
That's fine but the games still don't give enough of a chance to devestate and reject Triss while they give the option to do so to Yennefer right away. I don't want to be forced to be nice and romantic towards either.
>>320742741
Geralt split up with Triss right after W2 and you can have her tortured in W3, what else do you want?
>>320739621
Ciri confirmed for hottest girl
>>320742969
she asked to get tortured and specifically requests that you don't stop the torture.
then she rages and fucks everything up anyway
>>320739085
Where is it confirmed Triss raped Geralt in the witcher games?
>>320744598
>falling for it
Yen only loves Geralt because of a selfish wish he made using a Djinn.
At least Triss actually loves him for real. Even if it is a bit immoral that she was banging him while he had amnesia he still remembered Yen but went along with it...
>>320738269
Yup... I checked this out now... and found out that this is true. You're not even trolling.
Yen did fuck another guy and she cucked Geralt. Fuck!
From now on, Yennefer will always be utter shit in my eyes. Moving on to Triss...
>>320742984
Like that needed confirming
>>320736904
We both know that's not true. Witcherfags are excited for BaW since HoS was good. Anti-Witcherfags are still making threads about how assblasted they are.
>>320744598
Only /wtc/ yencucks think Triss raped or otherwise manipulated Geralt into a relationship, they think if someones ever been in a relationship before its immoral to try and fuck them
>>320748369
Tattooed vagina
The best path was obviously Geralt being single monster hunting with Ciri
You're just Jealous because she friend zoned you.
I've gotten half way through all 3 games and suddenly I just never open them again.
I'm going to try to muscle my way through all of them this week, how long would you say each one is?I have so much fun with each one, I just have no long term attention span and am always too busy.
>tfw wolven storm
>>320741364
Isn't she less than half his age?
Come to think of it, Ciri should bone Shani. I think that would work out way better.
>>320748484
>/v/ in a nutshell.jpg
they're both whores
>>320740579
>>320740579
They were literally staying in the same room in that shitty town. They were together bro. Yen is still the one for geralt, he sticks his dick I'm almost anything that moves.
>can't romance Cerys
>have an extreme fetish for women with Irish (Scottish?) accent
Fuck me life
>>320740823
It's never the central point of a story, but it comes up when they speak in the one with borch, I forget the name of the story.
>>320741116
Apart from the part where she admits it.
>>320736586
>this even being a question
>>320737940
>dies trying to revive you
>not loyal
kek, it's like you only read the first two books that are 100 pages
>>320736586
>Yennefer-
>loyal
kek
>>320738764
how did you get the best part so wrong.
geralt is bragging to the wizard that yennefer chose him because he fucked her last night.
the wizard replies "that's odd, she didn't mention you at all when i fucked her this morning"
>>320740214
link
>>320741643
Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask.
>>320750164
this desu senpai. I wanted my Geralt to bone a queen after helping her get the title. I wanted him to bone her in front of her subjects, make it a gangbang even.
>>320750009
post that one where she's being fucked by a horse
>>320750134
They were not in an relationship.
I dumped both Yen and Triss during the main game, because I personally just didn't feel like they'd be a good match for me.
Then I discovered Shani and thought it would definitely be worth a try. But thenshe dumps YOU.
Why is this game so cruel? ;_;
>>320757964
>roleplaying as yourself instead of geralt
>>320758238
It's a game that gives you choices. What's the point of having a choice when you try to emulate another character anyway?
Besides, I feel like both Yen/Triss would have dirty assholes. Shani is a doctor. She knows very well how important it is to maintain a clean asshole.
>>320757964
>> I discovered Shani
>not banging Shani twice in TW1
>>320753959
Ice cold.
