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What went right?
>>320729113
>all that ass kissing
200 of them spent 3 years on it and they couldn't even get the pube off of your disc before the shipped it.
Pretty cool though. Havent played it
>>320729113
I don't know why bone games have the disc on the left now.
>>320729113
is that a pube on your disc
>>320729394
Cause only faggots are left handed.
Everything, Game of the year? More like Game of the decade.
>>320729394
Because everybody puts them on the right, so they have to be original
marketing, thats what went right
Polish Skyrim was almost as disappointing as MGSV.
>>320729490
But I'm left handed
>>320729394
Major change in media? Someone probably filed a patent.
>>320729695
Exactly
>Gameplay
Nope.
>Story
Nope.
>Graphics
Nope.
Witcher 3 is /v/idya's Shakespeare in Love.
>>320729113
Witcher 1 was great
Witcher 2 was trash
Witcher 3 was okay
>>320729735
But I don't like dudes. I only want to suck a dick just to check it out.
>game on left instead of right
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>320729113
16 Free DLCs for starters.
Games rarely do that. Continual updates and optimizations also for second.
>>320729828
They were correctly thinking that the overwhelming majority of people are right handed.
>>320729981
>remove stuff from final release
>call it download content
WOW THEY ARE SO NICE TO ME
>>320729981
>Falling for this
You're like those housewives from the 60s that salesmen used to prey on, selling some newfangled vacuum that if you buy today, you get a free hose attachment.
Come on anon, you are better than this.
>Continual updates and optimizations
When your game is so fucked up at launch it requires over 40gb of patches to not even fix it or make it fun, it's a shit game. CDPR are amateurs living in a cave, their "game" deserves no praise.
>>320730159
Still had the continuous, free support. They even added a new movement system because people kept whining about it plus patched in a way to take lesser fall damage.
What developer besides MMO devs are going to put so much post-release work in just to fix game mechanics for people who whine about them?
>>320730159
Compared to
>remove stuff from final release
>make you pay extra for it
? Yeah they're nice.
>>320730660
>What developer...are going to put so much post-release work in just to fix game mechanics
Next to none of them, because most games aren't broken as shit on release you delusional faggot.
Witcher 3 is a mess, and >>320730389 40gb later it's not even slightly fixed or fun. Why didn't they patch in some good combat? Why didn't they patch their final act that is somehow worse than Mass Effect 3?
It's a shit game you dumb faggot. CDPR are not your friends. 4-6 years out and they're already marketing Cyberpunk 2077 as "being bigger than Witcher 3" because that's the breed of asshole they are. And now they're telling you it's coming out Summer 2016. You know why? FOR THE PRE ORDERS. Witcher 3 was pushed back twice, and announced in the same fashion as Cyberpunk.
Fucking hell. Can you not understand patterns?
>Xbone
why
>>320731026
I can understand the fun I had with the game along with so many others.
Can't wait for Cyberpunk 2077, haven't played a good Sci-Fi RPG in awhile.
>>320731026
>Why didn't they patch their final act that is somehow worse than Mass Effect 3?
Now i really want to hear why and how you think that
Of course they're a bunch of ass-kissing keks, just keep pandering to those "real" RPG fans who love shitty gameplay.
>>320729113
Why is all the shit shoved in the case backwards?
>>320730704
>What are the two DLC "Expansions"
One is 2 hours long, the other will presumably be what? 4 hours? TEN DOLLAROOS FOR A PAIR OF GLASSES AND A JOE BLACK PLOTLINE THAT WAS ALREADY FINISHED ON RELEASE
THAN YOU MY POLISH BRETHREN, TRULY YOU ARE HERE TO SAVE GAMING.
They literally tried to pass their dumb fucking sidequest DLCs off as expansions in the same realm as Frozen Throne, and they did the same shit with Witcher 2.
I cannot fathom this dumbfounded level of ignorance. You truly are their target market, and I hope they leech you for every NEET shekel in your cum-laden socks.
You right handed faggots ruin everything for lefties.
One of these days you'll get what's coming to ya.
>>320731387
Not that guy, but you've convinced me not to buy Witcher 3 or Cyberpunk. Who's a good, reputable dev I can buy games from?
best mods?
>>320731172
>Wild Hunt appears for the first few main storyline missions
>Disappear for 60% of the game
>"The Dragons are coming guys, holy shit"
>Some random elf asshole gets involved and literally monologues three times because what is pacing, right?
>Flashbacks are exposition, classic.
>Eredin is a fuckboy who apparently killed some elf king
>The other two generals are literally who
>The Wild Hunt ends up being a virtual nobody, despite it being the subtitle of the fucking game
>No parallel is ever drawn between Geralt and Eredin, instead we get muh daughter circlejerk
>Oh by the way remember that random nigga looking for a comet who mentioned something about the mayan apocalypse that we didn't foreshadow at all? That's going to be the FFIII Cloud of Darkness of TW3, except you get to watch a rushed cutscene of your zero depth daughter walking into a snowstorm instead of fighting anything
Everything after Kaer Morhen is completely fucked, and it makes you realize how wasted the rest of the game was. I had already spent a hundred hours doing all of the padding, I expected another 50 of at least the main storyline. Imagine my surprise when it just fucking ends. You fight Eredin who is easier than a fucking wyvern, and then you enjoy the amazing horse riding physics all the way to a rushed cutscene and then get one of three shit endings.
I have never been so disappointed in my fucking life. What a crock of shit. The game spent more time on Dandelion than it's main plot.
>>320731720
None of them.
Gaming is dead. I'm gonna go read a book.
>>320729113
>cut content to appear like you're giving it away for free
>downgrade the game
Best devs
>>320729808
You mixed 2 and 3
>>320732559
story wise maybe but everything else in TW2 was trash
I like witcher 1 more. Ill need to replay 2 again later.
part of the problem is that 3 turns into SMUGGLER CACHE SIMULATOR and none of the loot is useful.
also the weird mmo style monster level scaling and item requirements is a turn off.
and in 1 the cities feel proper and spread out whereas in 3 everything feels super condensed, especially considering you're supposed to be traveling over the entirety of a country and it never really feels like it. 1's segregated zones arent as big as the world map in 3, but they feel like the proper size for where you DO go
>>320731923
Total camera or whatever the fuck that camera mod is
and the joystick one if you use a controller
>>320732641
Everything in TW3 was trash, including it's story.
>>320732000
Seriously, what the fuck DID Ciri do? She walked towards some magical dome in a snowstorm and it fades to black and shows everyone living happily ever after (or not). I get she was special for being able to hop between worlds, but was that the extent of her power? She could also scream really loud but thats never really explained as to what its use was
>>320729379
Underrated post, my sides
>>320729808
this is ultimate tier contrarianism.
>>320733798
how can you be contrary by saying something is just okay? thats not really the opposite of anything
>>320733929
oh I didn't realize you only posted one opinion, carry on.
>>320733270
>Geralt can't understand it or doesn't want to
>So the player can never understand it
Now that's immersion. I'll give it credit, the game really made me feel like a bonafide Witcher. Turns out Geralt was right; it's fucking shit.
>>320734115
so its an opinion and not just someone being contrary to shitpost? or do you mean its contrary to YOUR opinion?
