Are there any /v/-approved video game review websites? Ones that aren't hijacked by either bribes or SJWs?
Nope. SJWs have infiltrated the upper echelons of society and are going to rule the world with their PC bullshit.
>>320720264
Damn. If only I had shitposted on /v/ more, this could have been prevented...
>>320720264
There must be at least one website out there that isn't controlled by them
I thought /v/ made their own review website about 2 years ago
Can't remember what it was called though
Wasn't Gather Your Party made by /v/?
gatheryourparty.com
>>320722362
I just buy games and make my own mind up like most people. I only watch reviews after to see if they shared the same frustrations as me.
>>320719879
I'm playing flappy pepe
>>320720264
They control nothing. They are just useful idiots.
Christ Centered Gamernot even joking
>>320719879
Don't a bunch of people all hold the copyrights to various meme faces? I know Meme Run got shut down because the Trollface was copyrighted.
>>320722581
I want to avoid spending my money on shit games though
>>320720264
This SJW stuff is just a trend because it distracts people from the fact that there is a terrorist nation building itself into a very serious threat in the East.
The fact people are not panicking over ISIS more is a testament to our desensitization and distraction with other completely unimportant issues like if DOAX is "too sexy" (christ what year is this? there are sexy titty girls in EVERYTHING and none of those are getting censored)
>>320723379
this, I've seen a few reviews of popular games and the guys know whats up
Probably Forbes or something.
Why do normies keep stealing our memes rather than create their own????
>>320719879
Christian Gamer, oddly enough.
>/v/-approved
NEVER EVER
>>320722264
Yeah. Look how well that turned out.
>>320727263
>expecting people to be original in the age of the internet
>when retarded prank videos get million of views and 10 second vine vids get plastered all over social media all day every day
Nope.
>>320722765
This
Ads control everything.
>>320723379
Yeah I've seen this mentioned before, they play violent or "offensive" games too
>>320724723
>Too new to remember Whynne and Manlet Tears
C'mon son.
>>320726494
if you cant see if the game is worth it or not by watching like a minute of gameplay footage, that means you're just retarded
>>320719879
>2015
>Caring about reviews
Gematsu is good for news.
>>320719879
People flipped their shit over matthewmatosis for a while
I personally find him a little spergy. In his Mario Galaxy video, which is about an hour long, he feels the need to babble about how they included a tutorial DVD. That has just about nothing to do with the game itself. It's trivia at best.
His last of us video that was so praised on here, I turned it off after the second or third time he bitched about something that's inherent to fucking playing a video game.
>>320727263
nobody on /v/ even creates their own. our ""humor"" on /v/ has become a gross amalgamation of references to/from Tumblr (used ""ironically""), memes crossposted to reddit (remember that redditors consider it 'hard to believe' there are /v/ users who don't also browse the accompanying subreddit, so hi guys), or worst case, frogposters or umaru.
the bar for humor, let alone the ever-broadening definition of ""memes"", has sunk to lows we could not even have imagined five years ago
>>320726967
>the Iraqi army has regained 40% of their territory with assistance from US drone strikes
>they have multiple times gotten their shit pushed in because they posted their location on twitter
If anything, ISIS was played up to be scarier than they are. They're more incompetent than any military force in history.
>>320727830
I think that Mario Galaxy DVD is important because it represents Nintendo at its absolute handholdy-est. Like it was obvious they were drawing in the casuals but that DVD really sealed the deal, it was explaining how to use an analog stick or press the Jump button for christs sake
>>320728064
But it's not part of the game. That's like complaining about instruction booklets
>>320728036
How much of the middle east is just dead people and smoking craters at this point?
>>320727742
>>320728174
It wasn't so much the thing itself but the implications of having it included.
They still market their games that way, as being playable by literal retards and babies, and I don't know why, the casuals moved on from Nintendo eons ago
Christian Centered Gamer is good
>>320728319
3D Mario sells like shit in Japan, because Japanese people are horrible at 3D games. They wanted to market SMG2 better by adding a tutorial CD for newcomers.
The American release doesn't have it either.
>>320728064
Again, that's trivia. Galaxy is far from casual, it's honestly pretty challenging. It doesn't reflect on the experience at all.
>>320728192
A lot. It's pretty sad.
>>320728634
It is sad but on the flipside, when they win and sweep out all the bodies, that's a lot of new land to rebuild on, plus it helps keep our planet from being even more unsupportably overpopulated
PCGamesN.com is a British site for PC game news. Their reviews are good, their writing is funny, and the writers themselves are aware and respectful of games' legacies.
It's not all perfect, they have occasionally tried to drop some SJW shit from one of the writers - but the sheer universal backlash should inihibt that.
>>320728319
>game has instructions on how to play
>hurr durr casual pandering
About casuals moving away from nintendo, do remember that Mario Galaxy is a Wii game
>>320728794
I wish we could get a hard statistic on how many male writers suddenly became SJW types upon getting laid/acquiring a girlfriend
>>320719879
p4rgaming
hardcoregaming101
>>320728445
Don't fucking remind me about that trainwreck of a thread
>half a thousands of replies, praising some retard bitch for reviewing games about their compliance with Leviticus
>tons of fedora-tipping atheists going all "m'lady I disagree with you, but I do love what you're doing"
One of the worst threads in history of /v/.
>>320728773
>implying the middle east has an overpopulation problem
>>320729002
our planet has an overpopulation problem. the more people that die the better off we will be, maybe our resources will last just the slightest bit longer
billions of people are popping up in a very short amount of years, i dunno why people aren't more worried about it
>>320728970
What thread
Give me details
>>320729196
But several nations actually have a decreasing birth rate now. If we wanted to fix overpopulation, it would be be best to start with someplace like India.
>>320729196
Mostly because every human on earth would still fit into Rhode island. We have an infrastructure problem, not a population problem.
>>320719879
>/v/-approved
Why not just form your own opinion instead of just going with what a bunch of meme-spouting autists think is good?
>>320729438
Seriously? You think 7.3 billion people can all fit in one place?
>>320727263
I think it's funny that the same people who hate 4chan with a passion use outdated memes from here daily.
>>320729262
Thread was about some minigame with lesbians. Name sounded like Hunniepop or something.
Author of that game included some christian review.
Turns out that those reviews were written by some bitch who lurks /v/.
She posted in the thread.
/v/ immediately descended into full m'lady mode, with both christians and atheists licking her ass, praising her for being the ultimate defense against SJWs.
It was literally more dehumanizing than furry porn dumps or threads where /pol/tards invade. That day /v/ showed its side as a christian reddit.
>>320729598
https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
Dude's pretty good about getting his stats right.
Christ Centered Gamer is the only site approved by /v/ for video game reviews.
>>320729602
By the same token, there are people who hate other social media but use memes that were created off of 4chan.
AYY
>>320719879
>Ones that aren't hijacked by either bribes or SJWs?
all the gamergate sites
>>320719879
All of them, but only when you want to prove that a new release is either GOTY material (e.g. MGSV) or the blunder of the century (e.g. Fallout 4)
>>320727186
They interviewed Anita
>>320730142
oh no the horror
>>320727263
How about you try having an original thought for once in your pathetic life instead of posting pepe and wojack for the 500th time you fat shit
