Are phone "games" even considered games?
What else should they be called?
that's not real is it?
Are phone games even considered games?
>phone games
>games
We should follow /tv/ and call real games games and shit like OP flicks
>>320692496
More of a game than telltale games
>androidfags will never EVER get Mr Pepe
>>320692634
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mr-pepe-smug-meme-adventure/id1051479566?mt=8
It appears it is, unfortunately for you.
>>320692812
>consolefags will NEVER get Mr pepe
>>320692884
>I thought this game was going to be stupid but what a refreshing surprise!! All my fave memes!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3w7ax0/wtf_have_you_guys_done/
reddit was on this before /v/
>>320692496
thats some steam games tier so no
>>320693142
Hello Reddit
I don't consider them games, but most of all, I don't consider you my friend either.
just downloaded, pretty good game desu
wojak and spurdo are behind a paywall though baka
>>320693679
Is there ads?
>>320692772
>we should folow /tv/
I guess they're games. They're not GOOD games, but they're still games. Plus, there are a few mobile games that are actually decent. Not all of them are as shitty as the one in the OP.
Anyone else question how the fuck phone games are managing to make these stupidly expensive ads recently? Shit I saw one with I'm pretty sure it was Arnold Schwarzenegger in a military outfit advertising for some shitty phone RTS game. Not to mention a lot of them have a shitload of CGI which is expensive to make.
>>320693939
Good CGI is expensive to make. The kind in most phone ads sure as fuck isn't.
>>320693939
probably arnold hooking up a friend by promoting his app/company
>>320693939
Microtransactions coupled with skinner box techniques rake in fat cash.
>>320694146
example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krJvSi683zQ
>>320692772
>We should follow /tv/
Apps
The only shit I play on my phone is old game ports like Final Fantasy and KOTOR, SK yeah they're real games.
>>320692496
>pepe run
>not having him run into things to kill himself
>>320694657
>final fantasy
>a game
wew lad
>>320694713
what would be the objective of the game?
>>320692496
According to any poll that determines who the majority of gamers are; yes
>>320695678
having him run into things to kill himself
>>320695816
no need to be passive aggressive
>>320692772
>/tv/
>>320692884
>https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mr-pepe-smug-meme-adventure/id1051479566?mt=8
>Top In-App Purchases
>Wojak$0.99
>Spurdo$0.99
There's people in this world that pay for shitty memes.
>More by Ricardo Mendoza
>My Horsy Snow Run - a little winter adventure
>Helicopter Horsy
>Horsy's Stick Bridge Game
>My Horsy Fall - a little drop down adventure
>My Winged Horsy - An amazing little adventure
So does this confirms that frogposters are as bad as horsefuckers? In the end they are all just shitty meme lovers.
>>320696269
As an developer I wish I thought of this sooner desu
Curse of the freemium.
Actually this one isn't so bad. Haven't felt the need to spend money to actually play the game.
>>320697021
>this one isn't so bad
You talking about pic or the one in OP?
>>320694314
This. The few games that manage to find a market make it really big. That's why there's so many imitators.
Of course by very nature of there being so many imitators means that the market is really unreliable and you can't count on your shitty game becoming a success.
>>320697228
How do you know this?
>>320692778
This
Being afraid of mobile games is like being afraid of islam. Stop being cux
mobile garbage
>>320692496Apps. They're called Apps.
Too bad Matt Furie won't even send him a cease & desist, because he doesn't give a shit.
I really wish he was making money on this whole Pepe thing, his art is amazing.
>>320698178
>expecting a liberal pothead to do anything
the sad thing is, these people legally own these memes now
The only good mobile game ive ever played is plants vs zombies. I seriously cant believe with all these years, theres only been one series that was fun, addictive etc on phones
Fuck all these tryhard edgy military games and meme games
>>320698912
aren't they technically public domain?
>>320692884
How is this not copyright infringement?
>>320699115
Those village games were pretty good, like Dungeon Village and Ninja Village.
>>320692496
semag
gamemes
they're the modern day equivalent to arcade games so
>>320699268
Because memes are public domain
>>320692496
Of course they are. Phone games are more games than today's AAA titles. No 9 hour long cinematics between gameplay, no mandatory tutorials for the simplest shit. No nonsense. No bullshit.
Phone games take the most essential elements of gaming and focuses them into one tight package. AAA titles are just a slough of minigames and other bullshit put into fancy graphics.
If you can't survive at least 5 minutes in Temple Run then you're not a hardcore gamer. Simple as that.
>>320692496
trash
>>320695816
>gamers
I call them "disguised cash machines".
It's usually enough to have people ponder about what I just said and realize the game value is lower than pong, that it plays on similar reward mechanisms creating dependence, and that the rest is all about getting their monies.
>>320701394
>cash machines
I meant "slot machines"
Maybe now my post makes sense.
>>320692496
Some phone games are actually decent, just because the platform reaches casuals the most, doesn't mean there ain't a few gems here and there. Also, it's about time pepefags gets the attention they deserve as the retarded memesters they are, ain't any better than reddit rage comic posters IMO. Serves them right lol.
>>320700330
this tbqh familia
>>320692496
Do ports of console/handheld/retro games count?
>>320692496
Applications
>>320692496
flash games
>>320702106
Examples?
>>320692496
You're supposed to play them on your bed or in the toilet. Though I usually check 4chan and twitter from my phone than play those.
>>320699115
Look up Pixel Dungeon
>>320702212
Final Fantasy I to VII are on iOS, and also Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, GTA, etc.
apps
>>320702386
>forgetting ace attorney
shaking my head to be honest
>>320702825
I was going to add that too.
>>320692496
Is this legal? Can that Boy's Club guy get it taken down?
>>320703484
smug Pepe isn't his creation if I recall
>>320703484
It's not real
>>320702386
>the only good phone games are PC and console ports
>the only good console games are remakes, remasters and emulated ROMs
>the only good PC games are multiplats
It's like monkeys throwing their shit at each other, when they could just smear their own shit ok their face which would lead to the same result while making way less of a mess.
>>320703692
So basically it would be better if we racemixed?
>>320703949
The exact opposite: it would be better if everyone stayed on his side and kept his shit for himself, perhaps even taking it to the loo.
>>320702153
>>320702425
Applications apply to everything thougj
>>320706345
Like when I apply my dick to your butt faggot
It's a shortening, an abbreviation. Games apply to a lot of stuff too, yet we refer to video games as games.
>>320706819
No need to get angry lad :^)
But it's like calling a mouse an 'electronic' when it's a mouse
Regardless of how much you like them, they are technically video games. Not very good ones generally, mind you, but why does it even matter?
Flash games.
Flash because the ideas for every top game came from a .swf on newgrounds 10 years ago.
Flash because they're quick.
>>320707015
A mouse is a peripheral.
>>320707015
No, because that's an adjective. We refer to them as a Mouse because it's the main noun of the phrase, just as "Game" is the main noun of "Video games" and "Application" is the main noun of "Game Application"
>>320707291
Are you autismo? Genuine question
>>320693939
That's made by the same guys that make Game Of War and they're raking in a ton from stupid consumers
>>320707554
The thing is, everyone hates Game Of War. They just have so much money they can afford to throw it everywhere and push ads in our faces.
At least with games like Clash of Clans, Candy Crush, Angry Birds and Plants v Zombies people actually like those games.
Everywhere I go on the Internet people rag on GoW, the other games actually have fans.
Are board "games" even considered games?
What else should they be called?
>>320707867
Hobby Pursuits.
>>320696269
Brilliant developer, guy is making dosh of memes on top of simple games.
>>320707867
they should be called 'bored' games because they make you bored lol
>>320702604
>Puzzles & Dragons now has a story mode/Mario edition
What a world
I like mobile games
>>320706819
>Games apply to a lot of stuff too, yet we refer to video games as games
Video games don't have to be games
>>320708202
>he didn't get called a maggot by the original Atmosfear video tape as a little kid
>>320708349
Got an example of a video game that isn't a game? Something other than Gone Homo I mean.
>>320708202
LOL
>>320692496
They're called "shitty games."
>>320708307
kill yourself
>>320707798
>google Game of War
>half the results are some blonde girl with tits
kek
>>320702604
Puzzle and Dragons still not officialy available on Android in Europe.
>>320692496
Why wouldn't they be considered games?
>>320710080
Don't you mean Kate upton?
>>320693939
>>320694146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRLe826lyao
>>320692496
Literally the only games I play on my phone.
I didn't buy them either.
>>320697786
So completely rational and justified
>>320710221
Give me two reasons on why hating islam is justified.
>inb4 le trump reaction image
Fuck off /pol/
>>320710127
It's easier to be dismissive of the entire platform if the things on it don't have the same name as things OP likes. Plus if you changed phone games to "FunApps" or something, phone gamers would no longer be counted in 'x percent of gamers are y demographic' polls.
It's literally arguing semantics.
>>320710328
They like shooting innocent people and gang raping kids.
>ctrl + F
>No infinity blade
>>320710328
The views on modern social dynamics. It's 2015, not the dark ages. I don't need any other reasons. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for my appointment with my milliner. I'm getting a new fedora fitted.
>>320710328
Every country where they are a majority has turned into a partially theocratic shithole, and every country where they are a minority they are out-breeding and out-immigrating the current majority population until they are the majority.
Oh also female genital mutilation. Not just in Middle East and Africa, muslim immigrants bring their 'cultural values' towards women over here now. So three reasons.
>>320700330
>Not Flash Games
>original Quintessential games
>free with no freemium bullshit
>>320710540
Except those aren't actual muslims. Does every white christian kid represent their religion/race?
>>320710670
>its 2015
Yea, fuck off /pol/
>>320710814
>No true Scotsman
Don't play this fucking game with me.
>>320710814
>those aren't actual muslims.
Ah, the old "no true muslim" rhetoric.
>>320710670
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>>320710328
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>>320710814
Still Christian. No "actual" because they all branched off on interpretations. Only idiots say they have one true faith in their cult.
>Actual Muslims
Nah, just whatever ones fit with the culture they live in and dont force some shitty rules they abide in Middle East/Africa.
Like Jews and Christians. Or Sikhs.
Makes you wonder why some come to country and don't just adapt to the place and it's societal Norms.
>>320710814
Just playing doubles advocado here, but you can't just pick and choose who is counted as being "actual muslims". You've got an entire state, called Islamic State, waging war amongst themselves and the West in the name of Islam
I like how no one is posting any data or statistics to back up their argument
>>320711050
phone games being counted as games is entirely because of data and statistics to say women like videogames
>>320692496
What is it with autists thinking that not liking a game means its not a game?
>>320711038
>religion
>cult
*tips fedora*
>>320711039
They're just radicals. Imagine if the US had no regulations, the KKK would still be running rampant today.
>>320711263
Cult; noun. A system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object. The Cult of St. Olaf for instance.
Modern religious nutters offing themselves to ride a space-ship made of wishes into a star is what gave the word cult a dirty reputation. It became a byword for loony religions.
>>320711263
>Cult
>not religion
Both ways mr Liberal.
>No regulations
More like they allowed KKK actions in south dumbass.
And instead of KKK we got IS going around instead.
>>320711263
>just radicals
Being very dismissive doesn't make them all go away
>>320699115
DJMAX technika Q would be fucking GOAT if it wasn't for the online only shit they pulled.
>>320697786
>Trying to push your religion on /v/
What a weird non-sequitur. Back to your leftist contaminant website.
