HELLO FELLOW ROADCREW WORKER. WELCOME TO THE ROADCREW.
>>320680660
MY RED SIGN HELPS ME TO WORK ON THE ROAD.
>>320680660OH MY GOD, WHY AM I HOLDING A GUN
>>320680797
THIS IS MY GUN. IT IS GREEN.
LIFE ON THE ROADCREW IS ARDUOUS, BUT REWARDING.
LET'S ALL STAND AROUND AND TALK. THAT WAY PEOPLE WILL THINK WE ARE BUSY, PLANNING WHAT TO DO NEXT.
>>320680660
I AM A GRIEVING WIDOW. BOO, HOO, HOO.
>>320681073
PLANTS NEED WATER TO BE POURED ON THEM, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HANDS TO HOLD GLASSES OF WATER.
I feel like this game just barely avoided the reddit treatment
I LIKE SANDWICHES. ESP CHEESE AND PICKLE.
Best level
THESE ARE MY HEDGE TRIMMERS. I USE THEM TO TRIM HEDGES.
>>320681261
what's the game?
ALTHOUGH I OFTEN SMELL OF EXCREMENT, I SHOULD NOT BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST AS I PROVIDE A VALUABLE SERVICE.
>>320681261
It was released before Reddit and Tumblr really came into power.
Plus Boyd's ramblings/mind are the closest thing to "le epik meme" humor the game ever gets.
>>320681360
THIS IS MY BAIT. I USE IT BAIT PEOPLE.
GOOD LANDSCAPING ADDS TO THE PROPERTY VALUE OF THIS HOME
>>320681360
psychonauts you fucking newfag
STOP. MEN WORKING.
>>320681695
I SPOONFEED NEW USERS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW USE INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES.
>>320681794
kek
LOOK AT THAT WOMEN'S BREASTS. THEIR LARGE.
I AM AN ASSASSIN. I AM FOUND ON ROOFTOPS, IN CLOCK TOWERS, AND BOOK DEPOSITORIES.
>>320682115
I CAN LISTEN IN TO ANYONE THAT I WANT'S PHONE CALLS, BUT I DO NOT OUT OF A SENSE OF PROFESSIONAL INTEGRITY.
SLOW TO FIFTEEN MILES PER HOUR.
TRIMMING THE HEDGES DOES NOT HURT THE HEDGE.
>>320681261
The sequel won't. Tim Schafer is a douchecunt.