I'm terribly sorry, /v/.
The Elite controller is truly mother fucking exquisite.
You may want to get it.
No controller is worth 150 bucks unless it also sucks me off.
Go shill on the xbone forums, they'll bite.
It probably is but I'll wait for a sale
tempted to get it. I bought 2 bones for my bro and I and the original controllers for both of them now have a squeak sound. Controller I bought off the shelf has been fine.
It's fucking expensive, but the xbox is my main platform. What's so good about it?
>>320674065
Microsoft (Westerners) made that controller instead of glorious Japan, so no, I won't be purchasing that piece of shit.
>>320674065
>$150
>It is just a controller, which does the exact same thing as the other one.
>>320674591
>Its still worse than a $5 mouse
>People will still claim consoles are cheaper
>>320674065
I thought it was a horrible ripoff until I played with one. By far the nicest feeling controller I've ever used.
Still a ripoff, but maybe not a horrible one. Kind of fits into that category of "stuff that I want to have but will never buy" instead of "stuff that offends me by existing."
>>320674250
So what you are saying is, you'd buy me one if I suck you off?
>>320674754
your bjs arent worth a nickel
>>320674686
I can't wait for $150 controllers to become the norm, simply because autist consumers threw money at them.
>>320674754
No.Unless you're a qt grill and you consiter that a first date.Traps are gay and I so are people who like them, and I dont roll that way.
>>320674754
Fuck off dumb animeposter.
Has anyone actually had hands on experience with this thing? I ain't touching it with that price tag.
>>320674754
>>320674823
>>320674854
>>320674953
oh shit this nigga sat the fuck down
>>320674754
>tfw no cute anime poster BF
>>320674754
I'll buy you one if you suck on it for dear life.
But hey, if I lift up your skirt and don't see a feminine penis I'm not buying you shit..
>>320675268
Kill yourself, lonely shitposting sperg.
>>320675347
BACK OFF HE'S MINE!
Wait for the chinks to clone it if they haven't already.
>>320674283
The general quality of the make -- the fucking thing feels velvety --; the paddles allowing you to configure games such that you won't have to move your thumbs from the sticks to do things like reload, jump, etc.; the toggleable hair triggers (halving the time you need to pull the triggers when shooting); the interchangeable sticks allowing for a far larger degree of control when aiming or steering; the D-pad that can be switched to something extremely usable in fighting games because of the 8 directions on the weird looking round alternative to D-pad. I could go on and fucking on. You can also set all these things up for specific games.
>>320674250
>>320674269
I know. Casuals won't get a Wii-revolution out of it, but if you see it on sale, mother fucking get it as quickly as possible. Though I'm not sure the sale thing will happen given how shops in my area (Western Europe) and, shit, even Amazon have been having trouble with limited supply.
That said, if like a year from now you see it pop up nice and cheap, get it, hot damn.
pic unrelated
Why are all blushing anime posters such degenerates?
>>320674751
It's not a ripoff, man. It's a luxury somewhat overpriced yet still amazing.
>>320675415
Fuck you, son. You wanna throw down? No one cums between me and a cute trap.
>>320674065
Already own one, will buy a lunar white elite if it is real.
Hardly ever use the switchable sticks or paddles, but it's still worth the price for the build quality.
>>320674065
That d-pad looks awful.
>>320675663
>still worth the price for the build quality.
yup
>>320675629
But I have far superior taste than you in just about everything. I'm a more suitable choice for him!
>>320674065
>$150
fuck that shit, I'll just buy a normal controller and a bunch of vidya that I won't play instead
>>320675716
It's excellent for D-pad work. It's also interchangeable to an 8-directional octagon.
>>320674065
ehh..
$150 vs. $50
I'll take the $50 controller
ITT: poorfags
>>320675952
>poorfags
piratefag here
YAR HAR HAR, GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT CONTROLLER TOO.
I'd get one if they made a wired version for PC
>>320675764
Yeah sure, but I'm probably not as socially awkward as you. He can help me get into the right video games n shit if need be.
And besides, dude... I just want my dick sucked. You can have him in like 10-15 minutes.
>>320674065
If I have the money and the inclination to play XBONE games
>>320675952
I'm frugal.
>>320674065
Unless it looks like this I aint playing $150 for no fucking controller.
>>320676162But I want to physically abuse him. I don't want him for sexual favors. It would be a completely one-sided relationship where he feeds me his love while I physically and emotionally torture him - degrade him, turning him into my personal puppet.
>>320674065
what's the point of getting a controller that's worth half the price of the console that has no games?
>>320676131
motherfucker you can wire it directly to your pc
>>320676039
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU
ARE
A PIRATE
>>320676427
you are truly a comedic mastermind
dont let the facts stand in your way
just regurgitate shit
you are almost as brilliant as denis leary
>>320676480
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
AN XBONE AND ELITE CONTROLLER
HELPS MAKE MORE PIRATED CONTENT
>>320676665
name one XBOX ONEâ„¢ exclusive that is any good.
Sunset Overdrive? Halo 5? both are shit.
I want one but I'm retarded
>$150
>no sanwa parts
>>320676341
Gee wiz... that's pretty messed up. I always imagined dating a trap would be like dating a girl, except the blowjobs would be 100x better since she would know what she's doing.
But anyways... all of this was a joke but then you took it to a dark place and now I feel uncomfortable...
>>320676996
I could take you to a very dark place, anon. Come with me, we'll go on a little adventure into the depths of fetishism.
>>320676907
this
I already own the regular controller, might get an Elite if that one ever dies.
>>320674754
Yes.
>>320677071
You sound boring now, and I ain't that anon or trap anon.
>>320677071
N-No thanks. I'm more into cuddling. You can stick with the abusive stuff if that's what you're into.
>>320674250
I could spend 150 on an arcade stick easily
>>320674065
thats a sweet looking controller
What makes this 100 bucks more
Off the bat I can see build quality is better but is that it?
>>320677482
Aww, what have I done? Sorry I couldn't entertain you, silly.
>>320677528
Well anon, I'm only here to open your mind. Weither that be with knowledge, ora knife.
Hello fellow gamers and gametes
You should really get these. They've got the gaming power to up your gaming! Only $80 plus shipping. Don't be a n00b!
Make sure to pick up a specially designed gaming mousepad as well. Show all the other kids on CoD that you're hot shit, only $29.99.
But wait, you've gotta stay hydrated with gaming water, only $19.99 per bottle. It's not just any water, it's high quality stuff, bro! Be like all the esports!
>>320674065
whatever, nerd. now where's that rule34 on it?
>>320677707
>knife play
Oh wow, and you are into blood play too I bet?
>>320677825Just a bit.
>>320677705
You don't wanna be a n00b do you? It ups your game bro, take my word for it. My K:D in Blops 3 has skyrocketed bro.
>>320677894
>My K:D in Blops 3 has skyrocketed bro
Fugg...
>>320677707
You spelled "whether" wrong. I'll get my knowledge somewhere else.
>>320678069
Yes, I have just recognized that fault. I will punish myself accordingly for it.
my friend got it, its great, but idk about $150
how durable are they?
You can buy a Wii U pro which feels better in all regards for $50 cheaper.
>>320678171
Nahh man, stop with all the torture and punishment n shit. You gotta learn to love yourself, that way loving others will be easier.
Find yourself a cute girl, preferably one with a penis, and you fucking snuggle with her. You snuggle and watch Netflix and play some vidya and you keep snuggling until you're so comfy together you never wanna know what life would be like if you ever stopped snuggling.
>>320676341
>>320677071
>>320677707
>Faggots aren't considered mentally ill any more
>>320678937
He's a special kind of edgy faggot.
>>320678937
Trannies are the new illness.
Anyone using it for Forza? How is it? Also curious how it's working out for people on PC.
I considered it then realized I don't have an Xbone and spending $150 on one controller is fucking retarded so I bought a Steam Controller instead
The touchpads are weird but all the customization more than makes up for it and I'm kind of getting used to it
>>320674065
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING JOY-STICK THAT IS EXTENDED 2 FEET FROM THE CONTROLLER
DAT SHIT LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN PARA SCOPE
DEVLEOPER: WHAT KINDA JOYSTICK U WANT
CUSTOMER: GIMME THAT SPACE NEEDLE SENPAI
DEV: SAY NO MORE
>>320681189
I'd get one but they went with a glossy finish and reports say it feels cheap. I'll wait for rev 2.
why? My normal bone controller is already the best controller i've ever use that isn't some weird game/genre specific thing
>>320681478
You know that makes you more accurate right? Because you can make slighter adjustments. They sold and still sell thumb extenders for 360 and xbone controllers. Why talk shit when you have no knowledge about it?
>>320674065
If you don't own this controller /v/, you are a casually, seriously.
SERIOUSLY LOOK AT DIS SHIT LAWD HAV MERCY WHY THIS SHIT SO HIGH ITS LIKE A NIGGA STEPPED ON A BOUNCING BETTY THAT SHIT IS COMIN WAY OFF THE CONTROLLER
>>320681478
This isn't twitter. You don't need to act like a black teenager to fit in.
>>320681894
wats a bouncing betty
>>320681543
That's not a bad plan, the bumpers and touchpad clicks feel pretty cheap but it's also $40 compared to Xbone which is like $60-$80
>>320681894
>niggerposting
Kill yourself.
>>320681812
>WHAT KINDA JOYSTICK YOU WANT?
>YOU REMEMBER DALE DIMMADOME?
>SAY NO MORE, FAMILY
>>320681894
I don't think you know what a bouncing betty is.
>>320681958
Shrapnel landmine. When soldiers activated them, they dropped to their bellies to avoid the blast. Which makes this idiots analogy even more stupid
>>320681478
>>320681894
Fuck off sony/nintencuck, you're just mad that microsoft makes the best quality controllers.
>>320682002
>WHAT KINDA POST YOU WANT HOMIE?
>GIMME THAT ANGRY FAGGOT POST
>SAY NO MORE FAMBAM
>>320681974
You can get a 360 controller for like $20-30 though.
>>320675532
Do you have any idea how much of an edgy teen you come across as by throwing in "fucking" and "motherfucking" at random?
I don't get why you do this. You should stop doing this.
>>320682049
HAHA U WRONG THO, WHEN U STEP ON A BOUNCING BETTY IT COMES OFF THE GROUND, THE JOYSTICK WAY OFF THE PAD, FAMILY, WHY YOU TRYIN TO ACT SMART
THE ANALOGY WAS THAT THE TOP OF THE JOYSTICK (WHICH IS DISK SHAPED LIKE A MINE TBQH) COMES WAY OFF THE PAD LIKE WHEN A BOUNCING BETTY B ACTIVATED
NIGGA U FUCKIN DUMB HAHA
>>320674250
My fucking K70 was $150. Quality costs money
>>320682384
fucking ruined him bro
>>320682498
No, marketing costs money. Corsair shit is overpriced and so is this controller.
>>320674065
That's not the elite, pham. Notice the d-pad.
>>320682676
It's totally the elite. Look at the slider in the middle of the controller.
>>320682030
It's Doug Dimmadome, you mong.
>not knowing the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
>>320674686
>Its still worse than a $5 mouse
Maybe for FPSs. For everything else it's dank as fuck.
>>320682384
>mfw the nigger poster actually proved someone wrong
>>320682195
Who doesn't already have like two of those though?
>>320682754
fuck u rite tho
>>320682617
>It costs money so its overpriced xD!
Upset mommy can't afford it with her credit card?
Fuck off kid.
And yet, the mouse that came free with my keyboard is STILL infinitely better at FPS games than that controller built for them.
>>320682863
It's overpriced because a 360 or PS3 controller costs like $20 and does the exact same shit.
>>320682384
Fuckin destroyed
>>320682863
I'd rather buy a custom keyboard or a Tex Yoda for that price instead of Corsair ricer shit where you're paying shill tax for.
>>320681478
you realize you can switch that out at any time right? those longer sticks are for the people who take FPS more seriously, it's like emulating changing DPI.
>>320683215
>people who take FPS more seriously
That's what a mouse is for
>>320682754
"Thats right, Doug Dimmadome! Billionare, real-estate tycoon, and de-stroyer of cherished childhood dreams! Like yours!"
what the fuck is up with that right thumbstick
>>320682972
>a 360 or PS3 controller costs like $20 and does the exact same shit.
Oh lord im laughing, what ever you say poorfag.
>>320682498
>K70
>shit
Pick both
Would of just got a Das for cheaper desu
>>320682972
>does the exact same shit
it doesnt though. you're being that guy that says why spend 20,000 on a car when you can spend 3000 grand, they both do the same thing.
If you want to distill the utility of something down to only one thing, then sure, they all do the same thing.
>>320674065
do xbone controllers work on pc? mite b cool for that pc living room experience
>>320684031
yup
>>320683787
If they're both new and have the same fucking features, you'd be insanely retarded to pay 20k for a car that you can get for 3k.
Ohhh, but the ride is smoother!
Consumers everyone.
>>320684532
>the same fucking features
Thats the thing. They don't.
Same goes for normal pad and elite
>>320674754
How many inches can you swallow?
>>320684532
You are an idiot.
And don't know enough about cars to use them in an analogy.
>>320682378
I am truly deeply sorry for typing the way I do when drunk.
Are you you still "rocking" your shag haircut?
>>320674754
You like anal?(´・ω・`)
>>320676810
yes that was my argument exactly
how do you live with yourself
>>320674065
It's like ~$200 NZD or something. Add another $50 monopoly dollars and you can get a handheld brand new. And this thing doesn't even come with a rechargeable pack, correct?
Personally I don't think I could justify purchasing one unless I played more games requiring a controller
>>320678513
ridiculously
>>320680945
I am. Tall stick on the left with the reaction curve customized. It's glorious.
>>320682676
You realize that the pad and sticks are basically modules to the fucking thing?
>>320686358
Nice. Do you play manual with the paddles?
>spend $150 on xbone controller
>still has worse dead zones than DS4
>>320687116
I use the paddles for shifting, goddamn right.
>>320681894
>not - how_do_other_controllers_even_compete?
>>320674065
Thanks fellow gamer, I'll go out right now and buy an Xbox One Elite controller by Microsoft, in preparation for the greatest lineup in Xbox history!
>>320688263
I EVEN FUCKING APOLOGIZED
>>320674065
I do but it's fucking nonexistent.
>>320674065
Best controller on the market.
>>320676341
that sounds like any healthy sexual relationship to me.I have a wife and two mistresses. lol 5 kids guess how many actually live with me in the house with wifey.
>>320674065
Seriously where do you find this shit.
>>320689276
>>320688984
Either your favourite online vendor (though Amazon has been a pain in the ass trying to order the 2 I have now) or directly from Microsoft's website.
now this is some quality viral advertising I'm just gonna jihad some hijabs grab some kebabs call asad and let him know that its on.
Hello? Microsoft? I'LL TAKE TWO~
>>320689690
taqbir fucking kuffar
I cannot wait to use this marvelous device! I think I will buy at least 4 of them, one for all of my friends! Thank you, my good sir for your amazing marketing skills. You have won over my wallet, Microsoft!
People who buy 'gaming' preripherals also buy Beats, Apple products
>>320682498
>K70
>Actually paying overpriced shit that just a step higher than Razer
LeL
I'm really tired of this "talk like black twitter" meme
>>320674065
I give it a 4/10 honestly
def not worth the cost
>>320690537
>People who buy 'gaming' preripherals also buy Beats, Apple products
yes a controller that is actual quality sure is like Beats by BASS BASS fucking retarded BASS BASS BASS who gives a fuck about other frequencies
it is also a lot like oooh look i am stephen fru paying $10000 for 8 GB ram
you sure know what you are talking about
pat yourself on the shouler whoreson
>>320681543
>I'd get one but they went with a glossy finish
You hands don't touch the glossy parts
>and reports say it feels cheap
The dumbest thing I've ever read about the steam controller. Nothing is fragile, flexible, or creaky, it's just like a 360 controller.
Valve has improved the software immensely since launch. If you play games that benefit from it like 3rd person shooters, you shouldn't be disappointed.
>>320677894
Yo my kd is a .94 can I really fix it?
>>320689690
>>320690364
>people talk highly about a good quality product.
>y-you guys are shilling!
Nice try sonycucks.
>>320691656
>>320690537
The Elite controller is not worth $150 to me, but it is a pretty damn nice controller. It is the best 360 controller of all, bar none, but the whole Windows 10 wireless dongle DRM thing annoys me to hell.
>>320693376
I've posted several times.
(PS: this Corsair meme mechanical keyboard I paid $100 for, and that's how much I think the Elite ought to be worth)
It's nice and all, but when it really comes down to it, why would I pay $150 for a controller so I can swap some things out. It's really not like any of you fags are going to be doing any intense ass CoD games, where you feel like the stock controller isn't going to make it
>>320693482
what's the name of that numpad thing on the left?
>>320693826
The Elite does feel nicer in the hands than other controllers, with only the lunar white being anywhere close to it, but it's rather steep a price to go for it even if you can remap and tweak the sensitivity settings on the thing.
>>320693482
What kind of mechanical keyboard is that? Do you recommend it?
>>320693961
It's a gaming keypad or gameboard. I've had this Logitech G13 keypad for many years. It lets you get access to macro. I got it when I was a sucker for Korean MMOs.
>>320694248
Corsair K95 RGB, MX Cherry Brown (babby's first Cherry MX switch as /g/ calls it.) You are looking at $175 for these normally. Don't buy it for the light. It has an Aluminium top plate, but you can get plenty of serious mechanical keyboards at that price.
>>320694528
>Don't buy it for the light
Why not?
>>320693376
I hope you know, they lifted that, XBO dongles do (or will) work with Win8.1/7 now
>>320695001
It still bothers me how stupidly overpriced that dongle is.
>>320674754
Only if you're actually a cute girlor trap
Postface
>>320694740
I just find the RGB thingy to be on the gimmick side of things, and Corsair's programming software isn't all too intuitive. Moreover, K95 can't handle 16.8m color really. The problem's amended with their recent Strafe RGB, but that keyboard distinctly looks like it's for "gamers" and it's more plasticky.
>>320695001
>>320695160
They should've included that dongle at the $150 price. I paid the full price for it. It worked only on Win10 when I got it, and that's MS deliberately making it so. I hope that's really been resolved.
>>320674754
Shana is a slut
>>320696225
I saw a review comparing the K95 to Razer's Chroma which said the K95 was more dim than the chroma but that the chroma was an inferior keyboard made from cheap Chinese parts in all other ways.
Kind of a shame. LED cyberpunk bullshit is a guilty pleasure of mine
>>320674754
why do you have skin irritation and red lines from cheek to cheek
>>320696820
K95's LED is dimmer largely due to the fact that the LED is glowing against a black backplate, which absorbs the light instead of reflecting or diffusing it. Strafe's remedy was to make sure that the gap area underneath the keys are white.
Razer couldn't hold a candle to Corsair mechanically. Razer's Blackwidow Chroma uses this MX Cherry knockoff and the construction is inferior overall. I don't mind the fact that Corsair doesn't shine as bright as Razer.
K95 has a bunch of macro keys that you may not need at that. The Strafe RGB is better than Blackwidow Chroma and it doesn't have all those macro keys.
>>320693482
You may want to call an exterminator because you have a mouse problem.
>>320674065
Looks fantastic, I might pick one up in a few days.
>>320682384
my nigga
>>320674065
Are there any places I can demo one of these? I believe you, OP, but I really wanna try it myself before deciding on such a commitment.
>>320693482
How useful are the G key macros to you?
>>320699895
Useful in MMO, but I haven't gotten a lot of use out of them for normal usage. I don't play enough hardcore sim games to speak on their effectiveness. Somewhat useful for War Thunder, but that's really just arcade.
>There are people who will never get their hands on a controller this good.
You don't know what you are missing /v/.
>>320691696
Shit, I kinda want steam controller too now.
