I just returned from a 7-day ban and was kicked after a couple matches by some trolls who kicked the whole team. I got banned for ANOTHER 7 days?
Seeing as trolls kick me on a weekly basis, I'm now permanently banned from ever playing CS:GO again. Valve built a system that punishes people who play the game more.
You'd think I would be able to cash in on the 16 commendations I received this year. Instead, after 672 hours in CS:GO, and 10+ years of CS games, I have to quit forever. Unless I'm misunderstanding the ban system, there's no way for me to ever get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
So long Valve ya fuckers
>>320670245
No one cares, stop playing shit games and fuck off
>>320670245
Nice blog post about your shitty game anon
Discussion:
Has anyone else had this problem with being stuck in a ban loop? Or does anyone have insight on how the system works so I can get the cooldown to reset?
>>320670513
Answer: Have you bought many camouflages yet from the Steam market? Do you want to link your cellphone to your Steamguard? Just buy another copy of our game!
>>320670245
>Nova Master
You deserve it desu
>>320671170
That's just... awful. Awful.
Not the person killing, the others. No flashbangs, no grenades for area control. Nothing.
I wish I didn't get into WoW, otherwise I would have gone pro. I raped at 1.6 and Source. But I doubt I could now.....
>>320670985
I was just looking at the store page and $15 sounded reasonable, which tells me I'm an addict.
I was already dropping a few bucks on keys every month. How much fucking money do you want from me Gaben
>kicking you out of a game you payed for, for 7 days
How do people let Valve get away with that shit?
>>320670245
Ahahaha. I love doing shit like this to faggots like you.
Inferno is the best since you can trap the whole team inside the T spawn.
>>320670245
Cooldown time gets reduced after a week so you did not "just return" to the game retard. Anyway nice bait I fell for it
>>320671359
Nah everybody who plays is retarded now you'll do fine.
>>320671563
I was unbanned from a 7-day ban today. I played 4 matches. I was kicked in the 4th match and given this new 7-day ban immediately. No bait here, just sadness
Maybe you should stop spending so much time playing a trash game with a trash community.
Stop being a cunt on the server, then you won't get kicked.
>>320671359
>2nd round
>Probably have planted bomb
They have chosen worst position to rush, yea but this is eco rush and 3rd round is going to be buy round, in random MM it's very common tactic.
>>320670245
>gnm after 410 wins
hahahahahahahahhhqha
Post more CS weebums
>>320671693
Can't you que with friends?
>>320671915
>>320671593
I honestly was great, but... I'm bed ridden now and have serious health problems, I can't hold a mouse steady, let alone shoot well.
Only FPS I've done well on was Dirty Bomb and that's cause the guns have no recoil, it's point and shoot.
>>320671856
Maybe I'm more used to playing proper matches, though the old clan I was in banned the awp when I went on there. I just switched to AK or something and raped them anyway. They wanted to ban me cause I left them to join this awesome clan, the players weren't good but they were awesome mates and I miss them so much....
>>320671803
Reasons why I've been kicked:
Being a cunt
Using a shotgun
Bottom fragging on a losing team
Team of 3+ joins and kicks the last guy
If you play 30 matches a week, you'll be kicked by some raging retard at least once.
>>320671868
I've been as high as MG2, but the ranking system changed this week. Everyone got pushed towards GNM.
>>320671926
>friends
I'm not a teenager, so my friends don't play CSGO.
>>320672202
Wow that really sucks man, but I'm sure you can still beat most of the people who play this game. Hope you get well.
>>320672305
You can queue with me :^)
>>320672128
Which has a more autistic playerbase cs:go, dota or league of legends?
>>320672503
WELL MAYBE I WOULD IF I WASNT ALWAYS BANNED
>>320672305
>If you play 30 matches a week, you'll be kicked by some raging retard at least once.
In my year of playing CSGO i have been kicked out 3-5times.
>>320672564
I'd definitely say LoL. They're so bad they have to get the devs mute and ban people for being mad about being bad and "toxic". CSGO low ranks is a close second because of the tryhard factor.
>>320672613
Did you try not getting banned?
>>320672763
What rank? I see people yelling and raging at each other daily at GNM rank.
>>320671543
You can still play it, you just can't do ranked
It might fuck innocent people from time to time but for the one innocent person that got banned 500 trolling shitters got banned too
>>320672951
started nova gold now jump between supreme and Global.
>>320673045
>for the one innocent person that got banned 500 trolling shitters got banned too
Is that what you really believe? Smdh...
>>320670245
>GNM
>410 matches won
good you suck ass.
>>320672763
This and it was times when I said fuck it and trolled, I deserved every kick I've gotten
You're probably one of those retards that has zero self-awareness, you're an annoying little autist but don't know how badly you sperg out
I'm also badge so I'm down there with all the turds and never get kicked out without reason
>>320673224
Prove me wrong with evidence
Every person I've seen get banned is a trolling or cheating faggot
The only time I've seen someone get banned when they were innocent was when a friend's connection timed out mid game and valve banned him
>>320672503
I hope I get well too. I tried playing once and didn't do too well. It's awkward playing FPS's in bed.
Like, I have money for loads of things, I spend thousands on games like War Thunder, but I suck cause my hand shakes when I try and aim and lots of other problems.
>>320673767
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>>320673374
That's the best I can do, sorry
>>320673490
Am I the only one who gets in games with little kids who laugh while they kick someone? I don't use my microphone unnecessarily, I don't team kill, I don't sit in spawn, I'm not an aspie.
I figured other people experienced this and could relate, but I guess I just got unlucky. Hopefully if I leave for 30 days then my cooldown timer will reset.
LOL GOLD NOVA
>Implying you dont deserve to be banned.
>Implying its not easy to not be a faggot
>>320673848
Yes you are, I've never had a team of squealing kids, at the most one but even they're rare
I've also never had a Russian on my team
Unless I'm playing dota, then I'm the only American logged into NA
>>320673374
>>320673490
wow back the fuck off???
He's just trying to click stop attacking him.
>>320673659
Literally every troll is smart enough to bring a friend. Boom, unable to get kicked. Nobody trolls solo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV2yn0eMyO4
>>320673767
That's really shitty man. I could probably recommend some other fun games you could play that aren't' shooters if you want.
>>320670245
This happened to me back when I played 8+ hrs a day.
I bought a smurf account and DOMINATED THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY MATCH FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT.
It was kind of fun. Worth the $5~ for sure.
I honestly don't know why people were so kick-happy back in gn/mge. It must be easier to blame a lone teammate than admit the entire team sucks at the game.
>>320674109
that map was so shit, it's not even funny.
poor Zoo, why wasn't it added.
>>320674352
Finally someone who can validate my experience. Thanks, friend anon.
I guess this is how smurfs are born.
>>320674109
QQ abluuu bluu bluuuuuuuu
>>320674598
It was actually one of my favorite maps. I love ones with lots of natural foliage. A nice change from constant sand and concrete everywhere.
>>320674651
muted kid
>>320674808
aesthetic of the map was pretty decent but layout was shit.
>>320674808
is this using an xbox controller or some shit holy fuck
>>320670513
when i was a silver shitter I frequently got 7 day bans because of ragekilling teammates, now I got gud
so....git gud
>>320674808
you a fucking terrible
>>320670245
good blog i read it
>babby
>gold nova master
>playing matchmaking alone
Bruh.....
>>320670245
>Seeing as trolls kick me on a weekly basis
They aren't trolls, you must be actually retarded
I've played a fair few games of matchmaking and I've never been kicked once
>>320674991
I liked it. Not good from a competitive standpoint though.
>>320675093
i fuck youre mom
>>320675173
I guess the lesson here is only play with friends. What a bunch of shit
>>320675325
lesson here is to be less autistic you autistic shitlord.
>pay 7 dollars for CS:GO
>go into competitive
>starting out, doing decently, middling team
>whole team is dead, other team is unharmed
>plant bomb
>get shot
>vote to kick
>kicked
and that's when I stopped playing CS:GO
>>320675237
>using I fuck your mom as an insult
>using the wrong your
Nigga you just went full kebab.
>>320675436
Wow rude af
>>320675436
I think autism would help more than hurt if you're trying to fit in with the CSGO community
>>320675451
This shit right here. It's just so comfy, the only competitive game I ever played, would hate to move on
>>320675719
does comfy even like actually mean anything?
>>320674625
The thing is, when people start harassing you for doing poorly, start votekicking, or bandwagoning with their duoq/premade against you, it makes you not want to play at all or just troll and make them lose for being assholes.
Good news, once you git gud these peoplemostlydisappear because they have learned winning is easier when you're not down a man.
It still happens at my rank, just much more rarely, usually when someone has a score like 2-10 or worse.
>GNM
>meme name and avatar
you're living up to that nap op
>>320670513
Play less. Q with a single friend or virgin to reject kick votes.
I think the cooldown drops a tier every week or two? 7day is the max. The system inadvertently punishes people who play a LOT, since it just takes a certain # of kicks and doesn't consider how many games you've played.
>>320676048
>meme name and avatar
youre right, i should go with a different pop culture reference that you prefer
>>320673827
Is it? I don't know. I suffered brain damage when I was 12, a form of it. Not full on "hur dur vegetabblez" but it's fucked up shit.
I didn't become a major problem till I was 17, and by then I had quit playing CS1.6 and CSS, despite being GOAT.
>>320674109
I do, I need to actually try completing some, but talking on /v/ is easier on me.
>>320676320He's objectively right
>>320673848
My voice is really feminine/faggy, so I think it attracts a lot of vk
If you got 7 day banned you are russian or there is something legitametly wrong with you.
Either way you deserved it, i've never had over a 30 min ban in my 200~ MM matches
>>320676653
I take partial blame for the first 7-day ban. Sometimes I shoot teammates in the face when they're AFK.
What I'm really bitching about is:
>unbanned today
>griefing kids kick me for fun
>instantly 7-day banned again
>>320676401
Lethal League is a fun competitive game if you wana play a MP game with a high skill ceiling, and I don't think shaky hands would be that much of an issue for it. There's a demo for a prototype version and you can set up a controller for the full game if that would help.
http://lethalleague.reptile-games.com/prototype/
>>320676801
I cant remember the last time I saw a kick go through, the past matches ive had nothing but timeouts and english speaking teammates who were nothing but great
what rank
>>320671170
>Turn the corner
>Not immediately headshot'd
>Not even hit once
Are we playing the same game?
>>320676960
I doubt it.
>>320676893
>what rank
GNM
1st match: Some guy screaming with the mic inside his mouth for the whole match as a joke.
2: A guy using autotune to sing out callouts, cool at first but annoying after 15 rounds.
3rd match was good
4: We votekicked someone who was really bad, like 0-10. Then they got kick happy and removed me as well.
>>320670245
if you're kicked from so many games you aren't telling us the whole story, it's not just trolls.
play with a friend and then you can't get kicked
>the 16 commendations i received this year.
commendations are as useful as karma. Muh fuggin 16 commendations
>>320677298
Must be your region, were in the exact same rank group and the last game I played people were complimenting eachother and it was all round fun
>>320677298
>kick happy
Oh man I had one of those match-ups with my friend it was great. We convinced everyone to kick one guys, then convinced the 3rd guy to kick the 4th guy, then we kicked him, and I finally kicked my friend and won 15-13 in a 1v5.
Been playing Casual, Demo and DM for a little over 100 hours and I think I'm ready to try comp. Would like to play with anons if possible.
Anyone wanna play my 2 placement games today with me?
>>320679268
>Casual, Demo and DM
>Not 1v1 servers
You're gona get shit on tbqh
