https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously this shit is cringeworthy desu
Is that really D'Vas voice? Holy shit that is terrible.
Got a pretty warm response at the theater.
>>320650157
..For what film?
>>320650014
Is this writing the work of Metzen?
>>320650014
>This shit is cringe worth
>uses desu non-ironically
Fucking kill your self
>>320650014
So why are the Dark edgy guy and Sexy sniper there? They're the villains going against Overwatch.
>>320650014
actually that trailer was pretty slick desufaggot.
>>320650014
I thought it was pretty whatever. Very middle of the road, uninteresting and inoffensive..
Could not get me less excited for a game.
Wasn't the worst thing, man
>>320650738
Spotted the faggot
i think the fact that it was played in theaters for normies makes it cringy. other than that, it's fine.
>>320650014thick
>No release date
>>320650014
>desu
>thinks he has the right to call anything shit
get the fuck out of here
kek
Why do people talk bout this? It looks like some korean shit nexxon would pump out.
>>320655207
>i dont know anything about the game but ill shitpost anyway!
>>320650014
So what's wrong with this trailer? Why is it "cringeworthy"?
I don't understand what the fuck is going on in here.
>>320650268
Star Wars you fucking idiot.
>>320650268
the trailer played before STAR WARS, in the theater
>>320654987
how new
>>320655451
old enough to spot a newbreed desu faggot riding the meme wave to faggotville.
>Di-va sitting cross legged on her mech at the end
qt
>>320655308
>being on the internet
>Not knowing how to read
Fuck off retard
>overwatch thread with WM ass in the OP
>absolutely no SFM webms posted beyond that
One fucking job, lads.
>>320650014
>cringeworthy
Idk how its cringeworthy, generic sure but there is nothing cringey about it
>>320655823
we try to keep the rule34 and the waifu faggots away when we can.
>>320650476
Corruption wasn't mentioned once so Metzen probably had nothing to do with it
>>320650552
>>320654987
>getting baited this hard
Is this your first time on /v/?
>>320650014
>"So it's true... We truly are Overwatch™"
What did he mean by this?They actually did it this time
>>320650014
>click on video
>jumped to random spot
>"We are justice"
>click X
>>320656073
>i was being retarded on purpose
>>320655947
What else is there to discuss? It's a literal waifu/husbando game. Gameplay is the typical blizzard mix of overly casual when suddenly extremely hardcore for no reason.
>Play match
>everything is fine and balanced.
>suddenly chokepoint
>LOL HOPE U FAGETS HAVE A MIC AND 4 YEARS HM RAIDING EXPERIENCE ELSE WE'RE FUCKED
>defense wins!
>>320655995
no Orcs either, this is suspicious.
>>320656106
To be fair it fits with the theme of the game that anyone can be a hero if their talents/skills can be applied properly.
>>320655417
Sorry I am not a manchild who watches shit like that.
>>320656290
you trying to justify waifu garbage and StupidFaggotManbaby porn is not helping your cause.
>>320650727
Maybe this takes place before they turned evil?
I know reaper is actually the founder of overwatch and widowmaker was mindfucked into being evil so it could be before that.
>>320655995
>>320656298
The monkey man is clearly Metzen doing his Thrall voice.
>>320650014
All Blizz stuff are cringe, Hearthstone gets away with it since it´s not serious.
>>320650123
Yeah, it's really shitty. So much so that I'm not playing as her. The mech being really shitty looking only helps my decision.
>>320650014
That ass is perfect
>>320650014
>only posts one weebwatch webum
bruh don't hold out on me like that
>>320655504
Thanks for reminding me about that shit anime
>>320650014
Jada Stevens would make the best cosplay of Widow.
>Game is £40
>Support will die fast
>Pre-ordering something that will die fast and has more shit characters than good ones
Shame because Hanzo and Tracer looked fun
>>320656394
>plays weeb game
>hates weebs
lmao
Absolutely beautiful. I just love angels in any form of media.
It's going to sell a shit ton
>>320656616
>Winston (voice)
>Crispin Freeman
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4332152/
yeah, it isn't Metzen
>>320660941
Got hips too
>>320650014
I'm not prepared for the glorious porn that's coming from this.
Since when has Blizzard ever made anything that isn't corny as fuck?
Why are you acting like this is news?
>>320662353
muh controversy
>>320650014
>these accents
Kill yourself Blizzard
>>320650123
Her quips and one liners are eye-rolling bad as well, it's like they tried hard as possible to make her the most fucking annoying character.
>>320662852
Too bad shes a qt
>>320654987
>>320650552
>>320650738
I want you to post:
"in my opinion"
But only the first letter from each word.
you know, i, m...
Etc.
Go on.
WE are not giving out any fucking beta keys
>>320662983
>draw a white girl
>call her asian
what did they mean by this?
>>320664064
Koreans spend tons of money to look whiter
>>320650014
I liked it. Fuck off.
>>320663749
imo
>>320664064
Art anon
Because art.
>>320654987
Shut up mister real newfag dess.
>>320664517
Is she a PSO character?
>>320654987
>>320664436
I get it.
I'm not laughing but I get it.When you don't dodge the wordfilter that wordfilters into desu.
>>320656376
>plays videogames
>on a video game board
>talking about video games
>in a video game thread about a Blizzard game
>not a manchild
The irony is so strong with you, you massive retarded mong
>>320664517
>sakura tree and that castle
She's a gook, not japanese.
>>320664740
I didn't dodge the worldfilter desu :^)
looks p good imo
>>320664740
t b h is filtered you fucking inbred
>>320664991
Really?
I thought it was the other?
So i m o isn't?
>>320665128
t b h and s m h are the only filtered words, last I checked.
>>320665271
you forgot f.am, senpai
>>320665271
So what's s m h?
baka?
>>320664864
basically the same desu senpai
Well it is aimed for 8 year old so I don't see the problem. Any cretin over that age, let alone any loser over 18 (which I presume most of you are) that plays this trite is beyond help. I genuinely feel fucking sorry for you.
>>320656198
Yes, the point of bait is to intentionally trigger people.
>>320655451
>its normal therefor its good
>>320650014
I'm just glad that there is anassloadof overwatch porn
>>320655486
>riding the memewave to faggotville
>>320665407
s m h baka
f a m senpai
t b h desu
>>320665472
JUST
>>320665472
>presuming most of /v/ is above 18
you must be new
Finally someone says cringe-worthy instead of LE CRINGEY which isn't even a fucking word you illiterate mongoloids who use it.
Aren't there a bunch of evil characters? Well "evil" in a sense. Why weren't they shown?
>>320650014
>"We...are overwatch."
>Zooms out, shows villains and rogues
I don't get it.
Who is the primary villainous force that they're fighting against?
Isn't Overwatch supposed to be disbanded?
Omnic supremacist hero when?
>>320650014
why are the bad guys there?
>>320656310
Fits in with the theme that anyone can be a hero if their thighs and arse are thick enough.
>>320665856
Cringe-worthy is also a complete nonsense term.
The proper term would be "Cringe-inducing"
>>320654987
baka desu senpai
>>320665624
>>320655486
imho, it should be, "riding the meme wave to fag beach."
Or,
"taking a fag boat to trawl through homo shoals."
>>320664064
Mei looks hella white as well.
>>320666161
nah
the original line was better
>>320666027
I thought the Gooks hated eachother , Widowmaker kinda betrayed them, and didn't Tracer and Widowmaker sorta fight?
>>320665681
baka that is whack desu senpai
>>320666335
How do you ride a wave to a town though?
>>320666407
what makes you think a memewave exists only in the sea?
waves can travel through anything senpai
>>320650014
>We...are still just a jumbled mess of style and characters and mostly reused assets from Titan
>>320667076
The kind you can ride?
>>320666147
At least cringe-worthy is in the fucking dictionary.
>Absolutely love D.Va's design and playstyle
>She gets a ton of fanart
Feels good to have god tier taste.
>>320670487
>god tier taste.
You mean the most common anime uguu taste?
I bet
>>320650014
Mercy is cute. Cute!
>>320665983
>>320666027
They'll probably do another trailer when the 'evil' characters match the 'good' ones.
And Genji makes no sense being a 'good' character seeing as he's out to kill his brother, Hanzo, for turning him into that cyborg
>>320650014
she wont be a widow much longer, with that ass
>>320650014
Take out the goofy voice overs and its pretty okay. Way too short and uninformative for a fucking theater trailer. I'm sure half of the theater audience would scratch their heads wondering when this Dreamworks movie about robots and gorillas would be coming out.
>All this marketing and trailers for a TF2 clone
>>320662852
Does she hit too close to home?
>>320660941
i kinda wish she had been completely androgynous to better fit the angel motif. angels are supposed to be neither male or female. itd be cool if she looked and sounded more like gwyndolin and not just because of my fetish
>>320675258
No. They have male angels. In fact most of them if not all are male.
>>320650014
WE WUZ OVERWATCH N SHEIT
>>320675352
not according to my religion's dogma. my eastern orthodox education taught me that they're androgynous. i like the explanation that they're really not related to humans at all. makes them more interesting
idk what y'all bakas are saying just dumping this
>>320675595
Well, you're wrong. That doesn't make anything more interesting. I don't like to think of aliens providing miracles.
>>320673812
Heroes of the Storm was dead on arrival.
Hearthstone is starting to lose interest due to all of the expansion packs and power creep.
World of Warcraft has been quiet due to most of the noteworthy news of the expansion being datamined.
>>320675816
i don't really think of the bible as anything but a big book of hebrew lore anyway
i enjoy my fucked up headcanon of trap angels anon and you can't stop me
>>320650014
Literally "we are sjw"
It also has nothing to do with the game itself
It's not even the usual Blizzard quality CG, just entry level sfm like shit
>>320650014
>the supposed enemy is standing with the hero
who the fuck directed this? now i dont get the world setting at all and who are they fighting
>>320672658
>windowmaker
>widow
hurr
>>320665458
gooks are actually good at videogames that arent turn based
>>320675792
>cute skinny face and neck, visible collar bone
>hambeast body
>>320676228
I don't think Blizzard cares much about sjw's, mostly, they have such large brand recognition they just plow through the masses and do their own thing. Overwatch is basically just another shooter with specials, which others before have also done, with similar artstyles, but many are willing to give it a try just because Blizzard.
They didn't exactly shy away from making the female Overwatch characters mostly eyecandy, just hoping they have skins that show more skin.
>>320676583
it's waifus i aint gotta explain shit
>>320676589
>>320676383
Did you not read her bio?
>>320661759
Crispin Freeman is a pretty cool dude
>>320676589
>They didn't exactly shy away from making the female Overwatch characters mostly eyecandy
yeah because they're not stupid
the overwatch waifus aren't really "sex sells" but rather "waifus sell". tracer, mercy and diva aren't really sexualized. they are just fit cute girls with cute personalities. those kinds of characters appeal to both dudes and girls i think. dudes like waifus and girls can self insert into the non-threatening cute meme girls
the only outright sexy character is widowmaker
Voices and characterization are both complete dogshit.
The only upside is the SFM porn.
>WE ARE OVERWATCH
>All of the villains that are supposed to be directly opposing Overwatch are standing there with them
I imagine Reaper's WE ARE DEATH wouldn't fit in with all that other sappy shit.
>>320676754
Hmm, so walking the line with their skintight suits and such. I still want more skin showing suits, fuck the haters. As an old high school water polo player, who gives a fuck how much skin you're showing.
>>320655370
Neo-/v/ becomes more ridiculous by the day.
>>320664220
>tfw PC gaming is so ingrained in Korean life, they literally mod themselves
>>320664619
I know right? Shit lazy design.
>>320677120
bj blazkowicz lookin good
>>320676754
of course you oversexualized the male characters. any character with ANY relationship to sex is oversexualized.
>kick butt
do they really think 13 y/o and moms are reading this?
>>320677369
>do they really think 13 y/o and moms are reading this?
appealing to that audience is their entire m.o. to creating money printing games like hearthstone wow and maybe hots too
>>320676975
I thought that overwatch was disbanded during the events of the game itself and this is supposed to take place before the game.
>>320664853
You're forgetting he's probably sixteen. He's to cool for Star Wars.
>>320677475
>>320677369
Actually the only people I know that still follow Blizzard games devoutly are women I knew from WoW guilds who happen to be mothers now.
>actually playing overwatch
for what purpose
We are... paid content
>>320656731
Yeah, I've never seen anything from Blizzard that wasn't kinda cringey.
>>320675816
>well you're wrong
>The fictional biblical character is actually...
>>320677802
>complain about f2p for years
>bitch and moan when Blizzard doesn't make a f2p
>>320665472
That fucking needlehead must be shopped. My dick is twice as thick as that guy's head.
>>320677920
>fictional biblical
That's debatable. Also, read it again.
>>320677935
The one problem is that nothing about Overwatch looks worth paying for.
>>320678103
Then don't.
>>320678103
and r34 is free
>>320678051
I wouldn't want to be your gay anal sex partner.
>>320676583
What about her face makes it skinny?
>>320664853
What the hell is wrong with her mouth?
I'm just waiting for the internet to flood with r34 from this game.
No other reason to be interested.
>>320650014
overwatch is a joke
>>320650014
Source?
>no beta
>less than 200k preorders
DOA
>>320678846
jawline, chin
>>320655175
lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>320650014
baka desu senpai
>>320679734
that webm was the first SFM thing that i popped a boner to, turned out it was a maya pre-render. SFM porn is worthless.
>>320650014
huh? what was wrong with that? Seemed fine to me. I mean the whole "We are ___" thing is a little cliche but it was a good trailer none the less
what I wanna know is why do they keep pushing winston as this sort of leader/ front figure for overwatch yet he's arguably the weakest fucking character
>>320679734
Sauce. Now.
>>320680101
what's a maya pre-render? damn I was getting my hopes up.
>>320660941
>mfw trying to run an angel deck in mtg
>>320680413
you must have a lot of money to burn.
>>320680381
Video file rendered in Maya, a professional 3d software they use for movies n shit
>>320650014
ITS BEEN 8 DAYS SINCE THE BETA WENT DOWN AND I'M BEYOND SAD.
The games great man, fuck you. Mid-Jan can't come soon enough.
>>320680367
Ellowas
>>320667620
It's a meme you dip, of course you can ride it
>>320680616
>>320651624
Western games are for normies
They all pander to normies
And i don't even like jrpgs
I'm pretty fucked desu
>>320680604
what's that flash animation called again? ballad of the man whore?
>>320680983
Dance of the manwhore
>>320676754
Why do people still support this shitsack of a company?
>>320681028
thanks man.i miss pre-2010 newgrounds why can't i have that back
>>320654987
>he doesn't know about the filter
baka desu senpai
>>320650014
i like it
>>320660941
>medic from Starcraft 2
>>320679734
Games like battlefront have shown people don't want to pay for Multiplayer-only games anymore. It's F2P or bust.
Blizzard are fucking retarded, It amazes me how retards still manage to gobble their shit. I mean, their games can't compare with shallow kiddie shit like Minecraft and they can't compare with legit games like Dota 2 and CS:GO. So what's the point? They can't even compete with Bethesda and they recycle more garbage than WoW and rake in way more money.
>click on thread expecting a bunch of webm porn of widowmaker
>get 1 cropped webm
>tfw
>>320682191
>undergoes hormone therapy
>doesn't fix that gap in their teeth that's so wide an airplane could fly through it
>>320682191
is that really
what the fuck
what happened
>>320682191
>sooooo pretty
>>320682191
he looks like Jane Lane, post-nuke
>>320681172
Because they're being smart.
All the female characters in Overwatch are heavily sexualized, buy by saying "WE SUPPORT STRONG WOMEN", they take the heat off of themselves.
Is this game even good or what
>>320684089
No.
>>320650014
>Classic hero cartoon intro with Pixar tier animation
fine too
>>320686150
>Pixar tier animation
you give it too much credit
>>320682191
WHAT THE FACK happened to him
>>320686327
That's no way to talk about Pixar.
Excited for dat ass
