RAGE THREAD
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LET'S GET MAD
WHAT'S PISSING YOU OFF IN VIDYA?
>>320643651
Nothing, I've been playing the first Chibi-Robo and I've been having the greatest of times. I also 100%'d Mario Sunshine yesterday.
Have a good day.
>>320643651
THOSE STUPID FUCKING BRAIN EYE THINGS THAT SEND YOU INTO FRENZY FROM FUCKING BLOODBORNE THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING THEY'RE MAKING ME WASTE ALL ME GOD DAMN VIALS AND SEDATIVES. FUCK THEM.
WHEN PEOPLE VALIDHUNT ME IN SS13 I JUST WANNA DO A FUNNY NUKEOPS GIMMICK
>>320643651
Nothing at all. Everything's coming up roses.
undertale
>>320643651
EVERYONE
Post the comic OP.
>>320643971
Chibi is great, Same with Sunshine.
Did you give Wooly World a try? Super fun for the 100% crowd.
Will Sony ever let Demons Souls go? I wanna play that shit on pc. I'm tired of zooming in on enemies and watching them move in 15 frames a second. I also wanna be able to see the bottom part of Tower of Latria from above.
>>320644636
>tfw you're so poor you have to replay all those GC games you had to a 100% to make time pass.
And here the games are so fucking expensive too! Cool thing most GC games are timeless classics.
>these Hyrule Warrior adventure mode missions
What the fuck is this gay ass bullshit?
The fact I don't have any spare cash to actually buy games I legit enjoyed and provide guys like Dingaling with deserved money and praise.
Fucking console game prices being fucking high as shit, would play a lot more if they didn't price for 60 bucks past a fucking year, like the local Fnac has with shit like GTA V
Generally, lack of really cozy games. Its almost fucking christmas and I can't think of a single non emulated game on the PC that's cozy as fuck.
I'M PLAYING BETRAYER. THOSE SAVAGES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. THEY SEE YOU BEFORE YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HEAR THEIR WARNINGS. SEE ONE RUNNING UP TO MELEE YOU, TURN TO SHOOT HIM, AND THE ONE YOU WERE SHOOTING (WHO WAS CONTENT LOOSING ARROWS AT YOU) RUNS UP TO MELEE YOU. KILL ALL BUT ONE AND HE STARTS RUNNING LIKE A BITCH, COMING BACK EVERY SO OFTEN TO FIRE A SINGLE ARROW AND TAKE OFF AGAIN.
On the other hand, knifing Spaniards in the back is great. I cleared Fort Saint fucking George of its unholy bullshit that way.
>>320645050
ALSO FUCK THOSE HULKING SPANIARDS THAT ONE-HIT YOU, RUN EXACTLY AS FAST AS YOU, AND HAVE A SHIT TON OF HEALTH. IF YOU DONT PERFECTLY STEALTH KILL THEM FIRST (BECAUSE THEYLL HEAR THE STEALTH KILL OF THE RANDOM FAG THAT WAS FIFTEEN FEET FROM THEM) YOU ARE ROYALLY FUCKED UNLESS YOU CAN GET ON TOP OF A ROCK. EVEN IF YOU GET ON THAT ROCK, YOU HAVE TO DODGE THEIR ROCK THROWS WHICH ARE JUST SHY OF ONE-HITTING YOU.
THIS FUCKING CHAPTER CAN GET SAWED IN HALF WITH A BARB WIRE, HOLY SHIT FUCK EVERYTHING IN THIS LEVEL AND THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT
WHY AM I ALWAYS MATCHED UP AGAINST A TEAM OF LEVEL 50 NIPS
I REALLY WANT TO LIKE SPLATOON BUT ITS GETTING HARD TO
REEEEEEEEE
Wanting to get good at Starcraft but getting too frustrated mid match over messing up little shit
>>320645816
You are having trouble in there?
One of the easiest areas with shit like Gollem, the least threatening boss in the game, so pathetic Bayonetta plays Voleyball with it?
Holy fuck anon.
>>320646385
Wrong chapter anon
>>320643651
My internet connection is too bullshit to play FIFA online (which is full of screaming kids anyway) but I'm so good against the CPU that max difficulty is too easy
This fucking cuck ntr game made by that castration NTR fetish guy. I would be even madder if I wasn't part of helping him getting fired from VC 4.
>>320643651
I BEAT THE DAMN FISH BOSS AND SOLVED EVERY PUZZLE I COULD FIND AND NOW I'M STUCK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE I QUIT THE GAME LAST TIME
>>320643651
Iiiiii know where this face is from.
I WANNA PLAY THESE JAPANESE GAMES THAT HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER BEING TRANSLATED BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO LEARN JAPANESE
I ALSO WANNA LURK ON JAPANESE IMAGEBOARDS AND RESEARCH THEIR DANK MEMES LIKE THIS ONE
>>320646667
You can't just say that and not post source
>>320646490
Meh, still stands, all fucking chapters on bayo are piss easy if ya have the sword, I had to play until the last level with nothing but bare fists cause it was a loaned copy and wasn't familiar with how to equip shit, that was decently chalenging, but whatever area yer in, shits easy with the blade.
Attack, dodge roll , attack should trigger a weave blade unless my memory is bad. Abuse it if you are haviing trouble.
>>320646835
Just learn a little a day, you'll get it all eventually
ELVES.
I'M HAVING FUN PLAYING JC3 BUT IT KEEPS CRASHING MY COMPUTER
AAAAAAAA
>>320646950
I've already learned katakana and hirigana
I don't know where to go from here
Corrin
>>320647212
Visit /a/'s djt.
unhandled exception on stalker cop coc
1/3
>>320647293
Well I'll try I guess
>>320647424
2/3
>>320647538
3/3
the ending of this is very important, faggots.
>>320646229
At least youre not that guy who forfeits 10 seconds in for losing a tenth of a second.
>>320647724
>in vidya
>>320647501
I love those weird videos featuring ZUN's art.
>>320647682
Why.
>>320647724
post this on facebook or something you stupid faggot, literally no one here cares.
>>320647682
>>320647538
>laser cheese
>those censors
top kek
>>320647843
You mean these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huj89aFzSo
>>320647538
>laser cheese
I'm missing something here. But I don't know what.
I'm getting my shit pushed in by Ryus as Birdie.
>>320646558
Ntr? I wanna get into this game but I'm not familiar with whatever that means
>>320647724
There was once a time where trolling was something other than just being a dick on purpose.
Those times are gone now.
>>320644941
>Beat 3 bosses in 8 minuets
>Beat 500 enemies in 5 minuets without taking damage to unlock this new weapon
>>320648395
You don't seriously have issues with that, do you?
Right this very second? AtmosFear 3 for call of pripyat is now crashing the game every single fucking time (even after clean installs) and I don't know why exactly despite using the mod for years.
At least i'm getting an authentic experience.
>>320648009
hmmm I've seen weirder.
I need to find them.
>>320648550
I think this contains them all
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL720F5F0CA3CBC855
i am using an MG42 and no one is supplying me with ammo
>>320648172
Only newfags call others newfags.
FUCKING SMASHBABYS AND NINTODDLERS
7+ Smashbaby bitching threads a day since the last Smash focused direct.
I mean look, I completely understand why people are upset and I get that a lot of people are upset that another FE Swordsman got in and there's even more people upset that their character of choice didn't win the ballot or get in, but looking at the big picture, I just think it's absolutely nuts that Sonic, Mega Man, Ryu, Pac-man, Cloud, Bayonetta, Mario (and other Nintendo all-stars) are all in the same fighting game ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE (a company infamous for being super protective of crossovers and use of their sensitive IPS) yet the Smash community (and Nintoddlers altogether to an extent) can't help but act like pessimistic cunts throwing a tantrum every time their needs aren't catered to 100%.
I know Smash (and Sakurai and Nintendo) aren't perfect. They have their flaws and I'm well aware of it. But, I love the Smash series and I'm happy to see it get supported well with new characters and stages yet the audience is so toxic it's gotten to the point where Smash can't be brought up without someone throwing a shitfit and creating a pissing contest over what characters should or should not have gotten in and it feels like nobody can have a positive discussion about the game or just simply have fun playing it.
All I wanted to do was play video games and have fun playing video games. I guarantee someone will replay to this post and derail this thread. I'm sorry in advance.
/end blog/
>>320648260
its cuck shit basicly.
>>320648395
>Agitha's T3 weapon
>Dinalfos literally everywhere
>guard in one direction get smacked from the other
>attack and get shrugged off by one of the seven around me
PHLOG
>>320643651
YOU
FUCK OFF GUTS YOU STUPID ENFORCER
Nothing much, really,I am just always upset and never mad.
ive been less mad lately
ive been meaning to kill myself
PUB GAMES IN KILLING FLOOR 2 ARE HELL.
THE ZERKER CANT PARRY TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND RUNS AWAY FROM ANYTHING THATS NOT A CLOTH, THE COMMANDOS NEVER FOCUS ON CLEARING TRASH ZEDS, EVERYONE SPLITS INTO SMALL TEAMS OF 2 AND 3 INSTEAD OF STAYING TOGETHER BECAUSE ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS GETTING MORE KILLS THAN THE REST OF THE TEAM AND THEY ALWAYS FUCKING ALWAYS RAGE THE SCRAKES AND FLESHPOUNDS AS SOON AS THEY SHOW UP WITH NO WARNING OR COORDINATION, THEY JUST SHOOT THEM LIKE IDIOTS. ALSO IF I DONT PLAY MEDIC THE TEAM WILL NEVER HAVE ONE BECAUSE APPARENTYLY HAVING 4 GUNSLINGERS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
FOR FUCKS SAKE I NEED SOME FRIENDS
>>320649096
I recommend learning origami.
There is nothing more frustrating and WILL increase your anger levels. Not joking or meming around. Infact here is a cute image to look incase you get TOO angry.
PLAYING FINAL FANTASY 7 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH A FUCKING CHOCOBO FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR BUT THEY ALWAYS FUCKING RUN AWAY THE FIRST TURN WHEN I USE MY GREENS ON THEM SO I JUST END UP FUCKING WASTING THEM ALL
>>320649612
Use cheat engine to speed up time.
Believe me the time it saves is enormous since those 10-20 seconds adds up alot with long moves.
>>320649325
>solo pubbing anything higher than normal
>>320643651
MAGICAL TRUCK ADVENTURE, FUCK.
>>320649702
I didn't even know there was a cheat engine, how do I use it?
>>320650401
No I mean the program is literally called "cheat engine" I use 6.3
Go to settings, then hotkeys, then select the ones that says speedhack. Before that load up the game by going File=Open process.
Then select game or emulator.
Even if some games you could only speed it up 3-4 times. Its alot better then nothing.
>>320650401
The good news is you don't need to dick about with the memory trainer or cheat tables, CE has an inbuilt process throttle. All you have to do is start up CE, start up the game, then attach the game process to CE and set your speed.
>>320650697
>>320650705
Oh, I heard there was a character booster and I thought it was something similar to that.
Thanks a lot friends.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I ORDERED RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN TIDES OF WAR FOR THE XBOX HEUG AND IT'S SEVERALS DAYS OVERDUE TO ARRIVE, FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME MAIL DEFINES THE TERM SNAIL MAIL
I JUST WANT TO FUCK SOME NAZI SHIT UP DESU
I WANT TO LOVE RAINBOW SIX SIEGE BUT THIS SHIT KEEPS GETTING HUNG ON LOADING SCREENS, THE COMMUNITY FUCKING SUCKS, THE NETCODE IS STILL FAULTY, I GET KICKED OFF GAMES RANDOMLY, I GET STUCK AT THE SQUAD OVERVIEW AND CAN'T SELECT MY CHARACTER AND FOR SOME REASON IF YOU JOIN DURING THE PREPARATION PHASE YOU CAN'T FUCKING SPAWN AS A RECRUIT OR SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE TO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WATCH TWO TEAMS DUKE IT OUT AS A BENCH-WARMER.
I'm trying to into fightan.
I don't think there's much more to be said about it.
how do people deal with rage? whenever i start getting angry im nervous as shit and get even more angry at the smallest thing
i used to equal it out by spamming battlegrounds in WoW but ever since i stopped playing it i dont know how to deal with it anymore
assfaggots always gets me even more mad and i dont have any interesting games on my backlog
should i just resub to WoW?
THESE MANEATERS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT
There no strategy involved, just pure fucking luck in this fight. Your only hope is to grind and make sure you can kill one before the other arrives. That's if you can even hit the first fucker enough. All he does is lunge and I dodge that shit all the time but then the fucker goes immediately into flight, shits magic on you, and flies off aimlessly only to land and lunge off the stage again. Not too hard but annoying as fuck. He prolongs the fight until his faggot gay lover arrives and they proceed to gang bang me. I got one asshole punching and tackling me while the other hovers 10 feet off the ground shooting fairy dust. I can't focus on the one on the ground or I'll get one shotted or brought down to near death from the magic. I can't focus on the hovering guy or else Edge spears me off the stage. Cutting their tails off doesn't help since they can still shoot shit at you. I read that these are supposed to be one of the easier bosses in the game. Why is everyone a fucking liar? I got so pissed that I left and made Flamelurker my bitch. I shoved my Flamberge so far up his ass he's gonna be feeling it in NG+. I'm not using magic this time around since I already did a magic build and it felt very unrewarding. I just wish these guys weren't so imbalanced for a melee build.
> telos
Help me /v/. this part is so boring.
>>320653415
You need to step the fuck back and walk away. If its causing that much stress it isn't worth the effort given most people play vidya to relax.
>>320654617
my room consists of a bed, a desk with a computer and a wardrobe, i cant "just step back" from it except if i want to stare at a white fucking wall
>>320654850
Go masturbate then or commit some crimes outside.
>>320644061
I wandered next to the pit with the blood rock and I hadn't dropped the Brain of Mensis yet and it instantly fucked my shit within 3 seconds.
>>320655085
fuck, nigger, how do normies cope with rage? i dont care how edgy i sound, i feel like jumping through my window and dropkicking some fucker on the street
>>320647682
Stang bwad
Whoy ham eye in dis camic?
>>320655229
Mate, as a guy who went full on insane after 2 weeks of literaly no sleep and pain medication, breathe.
Close yer eyes, and breathe. Think of some stupid shit, penguins or tits, does not matter,a nd jut saty theer, in meditation for for about a couple minutes.
Ya start hitting shit and you reward your violent tendencies, making you much easier to anger, and going the path of self destruction ain't the most pleasurable one unless you are a bit of a masochist.
I don't judge much, but really, breathe and think of nice shit, do that for a couple minutes in the meditation position,a nd things should calm down.
Best of luck anon, shit can be tough, don't get yourself arested in the holiday cheer for vidja, ya hear?
>>320655614
nah, i have never done any bad things because of it. it's why i stay away from hard drugs or ever going beyond my limit on regular drugs because i dont know what i'll do.
other than that my roommates had their fair share of me randomly shouting at my computer late at night on weekends
and lifting doesnt help with it for some reason
i think i'll really need to pick up WoW again
>>320655903
Glad to hear it anon.
Maybe try and learn something to pass the time?Coding, drawing, animation in Blender and shit, everybody has a hidden talent maybe ya can even get some cash out of it.
FANBOYS
ON /v/
ALL OF THEM
>>320646842
too bad faggot. your lack of google-fu will require you to be unfulfilled AGAIN
>>320655903
>"guys help how do I not get angry"
>"it's okay anon, here some things you can try to not get angry"
>shoots down every suggestion without even trying
>"GRRRR WHY AM I STILL SO ANGRY"
I fucking despite dipshits like you.
>>320643651
I WAS PLAYING EU4 AS ENGLAND WHEN I GOT NOTICE THAT I COULD FIGHT A WAR AGAINST FRANCE AND SOME ITALIAN OPM TO GET A PERSONAL UNION OVER FRANCE, SO OF COURSE I ACCEPTED IT AND WON BECAUSE I HAD BEEN WEAKENING FRANCE FOR YEARS AT THAT POINT, BUT WHEN I WON, THE PEACE DEAL GAME 70 FUCKING AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION WITH EVERY NATION IN EUROPE BECAUSE IT WAS CONSIDERED A 'NO CAUSIUS BELLI WAR'.
NOW I'M AT RISK OF LOSING MY ENTIRE FUCKING EMPIRE BECAUSE ALL OF EUROPE WANTS TO GANG BANG ME AT ONCE AND I'M FUCKING PISSED.
This shit. ever since I installed Darnified UI it fucked up pretty much anything that uses MCM. I can't even get DarnUI to uninstall
>>320656587
i know what way youre trying to go but i didnt want a reply "just meditate" so i tried to think up a reply that wasnt "i dont want to do that" so you'll just have to live with that.
>>320656587
Guy who tried to help him here, its fine, even if he does not answer me about that, the fact he still talks to us means he's slowly losing the anger.
People are strange and stuborn, Its just how things are, not everyone will just embrace advice, I know I didn't.
Not to ofend the guy I tried to help, I don't mean this in a bad way pal, not at all, but its to be expected, angry people are usually like this cause they can't really relax, even when people tell them how., but even if its just him writing it, or the piling up of people with the same advice, someday itl get through.
Gotta be patient man.
>>320656821
DarnUI is just a bunch of fots and their properties dumped into a folder right? Just nuke all the config files.
>>320644941
>He doesn't know the horror that Cucko Rage is.
Nintendo selling bad hardware, making the same shit for 20 years and making millions
also: final fantasy
IM FUCKING RIDING AROUND IN MY FUCKING SKELL KILLING SHIT TO GET PARTRS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SOME GIANT MOTHERFUCKER COMES STUMBLING OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT INTO THE RANGE OF ONE OF MY ATTACKS. THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY HIGH LEVEL ENEMIES STANDING NEXT TO OR PATROLLING INTO THE RANGE OF MID LEVEL ENEMIES IN THIS FUCKING GAME AND IT MAKES THE LEVEL 30-45 GRIND FUCKING STUPID. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY FUCKING THINK THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA?
>>320658729
I tried deleting everything. should I delete the Fallout.ini files too?
>>320643651
>Playing Xenoblade X
>Have top secret mission to infiltrate an enemy base to free some xenos
>Base is filled with level 45-50 enemies, I'm 27
>Metal Gear my way to where the xenos are held
>"You'll need a key to free us, these guards have one"
>The two guards I can take down are level 20, implying that I could take them on
>But they're both RIGHT NEXT to the level 45-50 enemies, including a fucking turret with a 360 vision cone of five gorilion kilometers
>Literally no way to sneak to the guard without getting one-shot by the turret
>Even if I did I'd have to fight the guard without my dumb AI companions luring in any of the other guards
>Try for over half an hour every conceivable ways to approach the situation, mountain goat my way above the guard and drop down, the turret spots me the moment I slip off the ledge and kills me mid-air
>try to sneak in from the right or left
>the turret spots me the moment I enter the room and one-shots me
>>320659094
Can't hurt - off the top of my head they will be regenerated (and always restore them from the recycle bin if it derps harder).
>>320647082
i bet your ram is he culprit .. or just your cpu/gpu temp.
Dust off, fagget. Or use your life warranty.
>>320658878
>>320659495
This is one of the few legitimate complaints I've seen with this game. Seems like some fuckwad over at Monolith thought that packing areas with high level enemies and then sparcing out low level enemies would be smart. I mean in a real world setting that might make sense (weak killing the strong, survival of the fittest blah blah blah) but in a game that doesn't work well.
>>320659495
Yeah, some of the enemy placement is fucking retarded.
>>320659629
I'll give it a shot later. I changed the .inis back to the way they were, but that didn't help
little vault boy fucker is laughing at me
Rage depressurization story
>live in the quiet part of a village
>huge backyard lawn surrounded by trees and think hays
>could strip naked and lay on the grass all the time, it would need my neighbors to chop some branches to peek inside
>since they are old fucks, they don't cuz they are even too old to get out most of the time
>one of neighbor has chickens
>they often escape in my backyard (sometimes fucking up my lawn but rarely)
>when i'm stressed, if i see them back there
>just RUN AFTER THEM chasing the poor terrified feathered cunts
>they cannot even take off for a couple of feet off the ground because they are so fat
>but boy do they run
>they make stress calls when i come too close
>it gets even funnier if i wave around a stick and get a few inches close
>i don't hit them but they LITERALLY shit themselves sometimes as i poke around their immediate surroundings
>it's a full win if they start screaming like hell
>i go back to my place, exhausted and on the verge of crying from laughter
I know it's retarded but these little fuckers can suffer in my place. After that sadistic entertainment, i could even lose my porn folder on my hdd it would make me shrug.
>>320661625
I would be mad at ya, but I would be lying if I didn't terrify chickens before and enjoy it so much as ya did.
Lil dumb fucks are the best stress balls in the world.
Trying to fucking 100% Nuclear Throne.
>>320643651
I'm mad that I can't have fun playing video games anymore
>>320643651
I FUCKING LOVE THE WORLD GENERATION ASPECT OF 4X GAMES AND DWARF FORTRESS BUT I CANNOT FUCKING PLAY THE GAMES THEMSELVES TO FULLY ENJOY THEM. I WANT TO ENJOY PLAYING CIV AND DF ADVENTURE MODE BUT I JUST CANNOT GET INTO IT
>>320662014
The worst part is, i'm 33 and it doesn't seem that pathetic enough, i have a "serious business" job. And i fucking chase chickens (yes i'm obviously single).
But hell to these assholes. They can lay square eggs for all i care if it helps me avoiding ulcers.
>>320655557
He totally is, too.
![tumblr_myang4qPrk1qgluv7o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LqVYSYu.jpg "tumblr_myang4qPrk1qgluv7o1_500[1].jpg")
>>320648132
>>320662527
Mate, chicken chasing knows no ages or bounds, don't be ashamed, even people the neets consider "Normies" do worse shit than chase chickens to relieve stress.
Yer 33 and have a nice job, single and ya chase chickens. Perfectly normal considering other people do much more fucked up shit.
>>320662489
Maybe this will be more of your liking anon?Like Dwarf Fortress but actually playable and interesting.
Hell you can even make shit like Breed chinchilas, make a fucking base and defend against hordes of enemies. They also adapt to ya, if ya have a mostly secure open but walled area Raiders will inevitable just mortar you, fuck around long enough and youl get mechanoids with assaut troops and snipers to fuck up your shit, its really good.
>>320647909
Because incest is hot
Konami removing P.T. just before i buy a ps4
>inb4 consolefag
>>320663371
Pirated that a while back
>mfw harvesting Raiders for organs
>>320643651
Fucking no one makes good FPS or RTS anymore. For FPS no one makes good level design, crazy and fun weapons, varied enemies or anything challenging anymore. I'm playing Unreal on the hardest difficulty and am having a fucking blast, and I am angry that we will never see something similar for FPS again. I just want fast paced challenging FPS action. Hopefully Serious Sam 4 is good.
>>320664513
Shit's fucking gucci, right?
Can't wait till its 100% finished, its gonna be a fucking blast, shame no steam integration, would be neato.
>>320665102
>SS4
>ever happening
I really should look into the talos principle though. Alas i'm mostly a filthy pirate but croteam are too based for me to steal their shit.
>Game gives you a cast of character to put in your party
>End-game sidequest involves protecting a constantly moving asshole from multiple enemy generators
>Keep failing with almost every character
>Turns out the key to winning was using nothing BUT the main character for EVERYTHING
WHY GIVE ME CHOICE, YOU FUCKS?
TF2.
>>320663009
>not the edit
bombskits
>>320643651
This jew
