Your country is now a video game, what kind of video game it is and who is the final boss?
Canada
>2D side scroller
>You wield an axe and wear winter clothing
>Protag is super nice and apologizes when he clears the stage
>Power ups are maple syrup and bacon
>Final boss is Justin Trudeau
>>320598465
>turdeau throws DUDE WEED LMAO at you
AMERICA
>its just broforce
>broforce AAA
England
A standalone mini-campaign for America's AAA ultra linear dudebro FPS
Portugal
>Simulation RPG with Third Person Action Combat and Ship Navigation
>Navigate your ship through through winds, storms and dangerous rocks to explore the sea and conquer foreign nations.
>Fight natives, mermaids, sea spirits and beasts, invading moors and spanish bastards.
>Final boss is Adamastor (Google it)
Switzerland
A Sim where you play as the leader of a neutral country. The whole thing is about managing your finances and getting rich. Basically just like Tropico, but you aren't a dictator.
The final boss is a hostile alien species and you have to implement trading with them since you can not defeat them.
Japan
Sail around and hunt whales, deny warcrime and simulate committing suicide
>British game
Cockroach Simulator
trick your allies and throw them under the bus at every turn
basically Diplomacy
Denmark
>Open world RPG.
>Navigate social wellfare, do art projects, or get a job with 61% income tax.
>Two main characters to choose from, 2nd Generation Muslim Immigrant, or Danish graduate.
>>320598153
>United Caliphate of Britbongistan
Pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKVD9578eQ
>>320600309
>Final boss is the Muslim Horde from Malmö invading Copenhagen or Pia K in a robot suit.
>Brazil
Counter Strike knockoff with even shitty servers, Dilma i the final bossbut when you defeat her, the real final boss appearsLula, who fuses with Dilma and become some freakish commie monster
>>320598153
Tunisia
I guess a strategy game where you fight ISIS
Also an expansion pack where you play as ISIS trying to assault hotel resorts ;^)
>>320600481It's both and in the final stage you escape to Bornholm in an emotional scene with your 2nd Generation Muslim/Danish Graduate waifu/husbando
>>320598153
FIS Cross-country Skiing 2016
IBU Biathlon 2016
Should be an easy guess if you're European.
>>320598153
>Australia
They already made one, called Ty the Tasmanian Tiger.
>>320600712
Fuck no. Bad shit m8, bad shit.I live on bornholm
>tfw
>Australia
Naval game where you must intercept and destroy the "boat people".
>>320599630
t. Alberto Barbosa
>chile
>gta-like game where you get robbed every 3 minutes
>>320600801In post-credits scene the protagonists realize Bornholm has gone to shit too and sail to Christianso
>>320598153
>tfw the boss turns out to be a misunderstood good guy
>>320599630
Is that you Alberto Barbosa?
>>320600824
>not left 4 dead with emus
>Scotland
Probably some hidden-puzzle murder mystery game set in a castle in the highlands. Alternatively some fishing or golf sim.
Would love a Thief type game set in Victorian Edinburgh though.
>>320600837
The final boss would be the fucking communist party leaders who try to justify all of their shitty behavior
>America in Detroit
Post apocalyptic survival shooter
Survive against the bitter cold, toxic industrial waste, buildings in disrepair that can collapse, and roving bands of negros
The final boss is Obama, who has multiple forms and before the fight he asks "are you ready for some more cultural enrichment?"
>>320600837
>playing GTA Chile
>not superior GTA Brazil with uncensored bundas
Germany
Getting fucked in the ass by every minority ever simulator + no lube expansion pack and have to say thanks every time or you will be called a nazi god fucking damn I hate 95% of this spinless motherfuckers in this country. Fuck germany.
Finland
There's a dark, dimly lit cabin in the woods, within a snowbank. It's like a survival simulator, but you can't really do anything there. You're just there, stuck inside the cabin and your food, which consist only of rye bread, is running out. You have a knife and a shotgun and a bottle of vodka left. Through the windowsill you can see crows on the trees and quiet lake.
It's like one of those old as fuck Commodore games that were never bug tested and somehow ended up in retail.
>Australia
Everything is trying to kill you all the time. Even inanimate objects are your enemies.
>>320600901He realizes that Christianso is lame as fuck and travels to Sweden where he'll be accepted for his faggotry
>>320600747
Forgot last boss(es)Bjorn DæhlieandMarit Bjorgenfor Cross-CountryOle Einar Bjorndalenfor Biathlon
>>320601040And becomes part of another wave of the Muslim horde. Narrative zooms out as the player realises this cycle has been going on forever.
Bulgaria
>Hotel sim
>bribes so you can hog more beach than you own
>managing drunk brits and russians
>buying out competition
>washing money for the mafia on the side
>getting thicknecks that try to extort you to fuck off
>expand across the seaside
>build an Hotel empire
>Jew the prices
>sabotage the Greeks and Turkish hotels through paid internet trolls
>brothels and hookers
>all this in a Tropico (which is made in Bulgaria btw) tongue in cheek tone and national stereotypes for tourists
but wait there is more
>Ski resort expansion
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>>320598153
Italy
>Mafia simulator 2016
>Even better a politic simulator that secretly is a mafia simulator.
>>320601249
Shit anon, we better patent this.
>>320598153
>Brazil
That game was already made.
>>320601027
also the endboss are all the ämter or some shit where you have to hand in like 50000 papers and if you made a mistake in one of them you have to do it all over again. Basically like that one asterix comic with Permit A 38. Of course you get allahu ackbar'd while doing that.
>>320601230
oh yea, the final boss, our premier
he didn't like the hotel service and will kick your ass
>>320599630
t. Alberto Barbosa
>Australia
I thought Mad Max already came out
Germany
>game is a cuck simulator
>let as many refugees in as possible
>let ahmed bang your gf to cultury enrich yourself
>obliterate your own culture
>>320598153
Spain
Zombie survival game
Inmigrants
>>320598153
>Scotland
>3D open world crime game
>Was once under development by an indie team, was bought up by an EA-esque corporation which completely changed the project direction, eventually argued for the right to return to indie development... only to reject the chance
>Quality of areas varies from amazing to downright big-rigs tier
>Expected gameplay time is 25% lower than similar games
>4 gangs in the game, but only one of them is worth being involved with: the development teams for the other 3 were fired after the indie-offer incident leaving them incoherent and incomplete.
>Sequel unlikely as the game is selling for far less than expected.
>>320598153
Italy
Either sup consul or an rpg
>you start from a medium-small sized city
>choice based narrative
>specialize your character as the smart nerdy guy, street smarts guy, or big tough guy or a hybrid of these
>can choose the lawful way or criminal way to ge to power with various factions
>once you become mayor of your city you unlock the capital
>keep playing at higher stakes>the twist is that all factions are ruled by one man, the prime minister>final boss is showdown against the prime minister who invaded the Vatican to obtain a holy power of some kind and your old friends and allies join you in a boss battle that demolishes st. Peter's basilica and you become both prime minister and pope
>>320601292
I swear I didn't see it while writing my own >>320601834
USA
>first person military shooter
>final boss: the middle east
>>320598153
>Germany
it's the kind of game which isn't allowed in Germany
the final boss would be the USK
>>320601693
>blacks arabs and whatever other shit too with bombs and shit
>people with knifes and starting fights at night
Is no one here American? Or is it too boring since we already have Red Dead and Fallout?
Or if you're not into hypotheticals, we can just make a game where a suicidal transsexual teenaged girlboy buys a gun without a mental health check and kills a school, and is lauded as a hero for being a progressive transsexual.
Or is that too /pol/ for this thread? That's kind of what I think about when I think America.
>>320598153
>New Zealand
It's a road trip sim. Make it to Matakana before your 1995 Toyota Corolla breaks down
Gain points by going over the speed limit, taking keys from tourists and running down immigrants, cyclists, pets and wildlife
Manage your vegemite and bread rations
Final boss is a crowded Four Square on a hot Friday afternoon
>>320598153Blowjob simulator. Our main export is girls who are the best in blowjobs
>>320601834
I got your back, family
>>320602082
are you from Ukraine?
>>320601996
>Or is that too /pol/ for this thread?
Sounds too /pol/ to remotely reflect reality. You've drunk the t̶u̶m̶b̶l̶r̶ edgy cunt kool-aid and now the only shit you think matters is fucking gender politics
The way you sound though the idea of a depressed, whiny sook faggot sounds about right though
>Portugal
Country manager simulation where you can plan trade routes, expand your territory via controlable warfare, with the objective being to become the greatest superpower in the world.But in the end you always fail despite making 5 times more gold than all of europe combined and just give away your colonies cause the times are moving and we might aswell not be dicks. Atleast we were some of teh first to abolish death penalty and slavery, so there's that.
>>320598153
>Sweden
BLACKED: THE GAME
>>320602152
Yeah
You can chose between a bunch of different starting cities, and that determines which dish gives you stat bonuses
Venezuela
It's a 2D scroller beat'em up
Final boss is chavez's ghost probably in bird form
>>320598153
ABB
Britain
>grimdark survival horror
>cramped streets
>old architecture
>fog, rain, and cloudy skies
>you fight zombies, werewolves, and vampires
>final boss is an undead medieval king and his army
>>320598153
Country:Germany
End boss: Robot Zombie Hitler
>>320602757
>End boss: Robot Zombie Furer
>Australia
http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
>>320598153
Spain
>Game set in Middle Ages
>You reconquer cities from the Muslims
>You can choose between various kingdoms with different campaigns
>Deus Vult
>>320602936
this is bullshit, the boat goes invisible when I touch it and still hit's 'straya
>>320598153
Poland
> The Witcher ofc
> But the boss is Merkel
Serbia,
Genocide simulator fps that looks like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Final boss NATO
Narated by Putin.
>USA
Grand strategy, of course. Final boss would be the rest of the world. The goal: to unite the world under one empire and bring about the golden age of Earth.
>Greece
>Economy simulator
>Regular enemies Greek politicans
>Final boss Germany
>>320603545
now that's manifest destiny
>Finland
Some kind of NEET simulator where the main character is either unemployed or a really lazy student. You have to unlock new dialog options by drinking alcohol. (you can get amphetamine after buying a DLC)
>Belgium
The purpose is to limit imigration. The final boss: Jews
>Ireland
>Alt History Easter Rising
>Brits are Wolfenstein tier villains
>The alt universe is once where Irish rebels at the time were of a better number and more competent
>Ends with a MGS4 like fistfight with the queen on a nuclear horse drawn carriage
UK
It's FFX but Yevon is Islam.
Sin is Mohammed.
>>320601996
>Waaahhh where's the America game!
I'm from Argentina so I guess some meme game about becoming white.
>>320604092
It could be a game with multiple endings, you would have multiple opportunities to act like a nigger, the more you did that, darker your skin would become, 3 endings, one for perfect (white), one for neutral (mudskin) and one for evil/worst (black)
United Kingdom
Pic related.
>>320605453
>Not an Eastenders game
Even though I live up north I think Corrie is shit and Enders is where it's at.
>The Netherlands
I'd see it as a mix of GTA Vice City, Civilization V played by someone who has absolutely no idea what to do, therefore screwing things up and Half-Life 2.
>>320598153
>Austria
Hitler is revived by our advances in transplantation via his conserved brain being logged into arnold schwarzenegger´s body, and maybe he gets mozart´s hands (could he be alive still?) to round the deal.
> Russia
agar.io
