SAKURAI RETWEETED KOJIMA
WHAT DOES IT SAY
>>320595654
Here's to you
>>320595654
prease cum insaïdo onii-chan
>With 12 / 15, and terminate the contract with Konami and allow a new start from today. As far as possible without continued halt in the lifelong "things created" would like to continue. Thank you in the future.
aw
just a celebratory retweet from a friend
>>320595654
they are going to ... overthrow the japanese government and their first action as kings of japan is .. nuke pearl habor.
then they are going to put on bayonetta dresses and fuck themselves with dragon dildos.
>>320595654
big brother is now big sister
the pleasure of being cummed inside
my hips are moving on their own
>>320595654
Something about his next game coming to Wii U and hopes that his characters can be featured in smash
>>320595654
>I addedu anoza file embrem chalactel, and they ate it uppu! www
Didn't Sakurai die?
Or was that Miyamoto?
>>320596090
Miyamoto died.
Sakurai has cancer
>>320595703
Nicola and Bart
>>320596168
I'd rather he just had explosive diarrhea for the rest of his life.
>>320595654
Kojima asks Sakurai how to make a game
>>320596090
>sakurai
>dying
It says you should try to deal with your autism and be less obsessed with Smash.
>>320595654
If I was female, I'd so wear those glasses and earring
>>320595654
Something something Fire Emblem something something Kid Icarus something something I am worse than hitler
>>320596345
>If I was female
>>320595654
>Kojima's new IP protag in Smash 5 confirmed
>>320596312
>23
Did he have like, some kind of terminal illness at the time. Holy shit.
>>320596345
You can pull them off as a male
"Kojima-san, you such much large penis! Such much large! Ahh, yes. Want game on platform! Such much large penis! Japonese adonis!"
>>320596552
He had rough skin and wasn't as stylish. The more he worked in an office, the softer his skin became.
>>320596579
I'd fug kojima, no gayo.
>>320596452
>>320596579
I have an ugly fat face with a small beard
I would not even dare to try something like that in fear that I'd actually traumatize someone
>>320596249
rrreeesssttt forreever here in my heart
>>320596312
>slowly turning into a little girl
>>320596579
Man, Sakurai is a real qt.
>>320596797
The laaaaaaaaaaast and final moment is yours
>>320595654
Hes talking something about how the glasses in kojimas video look like the ones in bayonetta 2 and then something about the earrings that I cannot translate.
>>320596940
This agony is your triumph
>>320596312
>>320596552
>>320596858
>implying he's not a narcissistic rich Japanese man and thus prone to massively overindulge in cosmetic surgeries
>>320597035
Here's to you
>>320596786
source?
>>320595873
even better
>>320596605
10/10 translation confirmed accurate
>>320597109
Fagola and snarf
>>320596786
source
>>320597109
Mrs. Robinson
>>320595654
they're planning to tag team joosten
>>320597068
It's like 60% diet and 40% genetics
>>320597720
I think saying he's had cosmetic surgery is pushing it a little, but he'd certainly started using make-up at some point between 23 and 29.
>>320595654
Nintendo and Sony merging?
PCucks btfo...
>>320597928
I'd be fine with that, people will scream ANTI COMPETITION but it could honestly fix everything by making Japanese games the norm/standard again.
And Westakucks could go back to PC.
Sakurai is gonna put a Fire Emblem character of Kojima's choice in Smash
>>320595654
>sakurai got retweeted by kojima once
>i got retweet by kojima three times
he should level up.
>>320598019
>back to PC
But dudebros originated on Xbox/PS2.
>>320596579
I'm not gay, but all three are hot. Kojima looking particularly Bara with that beard.
>>320598395
>I'm not gay
i'm not gay but there's something about sakurai's cum...
>>320597441
You mean they're gonna spitroast the Joost?
>>320596312
Maybe he's related to Araki.
>>320595654
Why does Sakurai have the Crytek logo as an avatar
>>320596617
Something about that just sounds off, like it's supposed to be in reverse.
>>320598865
/a/ - araki
/v/ -sakurai
/tv/ - keanu
they're the pillar men
>>320596579
Did Sakurai wear those Bayo glasses before Bayonetta was announced?
>>320595654
>You will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>320600678
Kamiya is amazing, it's weird that so many people still take his tweets seriously
>>320600458
just get fucked in the ass anon
what the fuck
>>320597720
>>320597913
No, idiots, he actually *has had* literal cosmetic surgery. Lived in Japan. Amongst "trendy" Japanese, this is the go-to solution for aging. And if you've ever read leaked interviews with insiders, you'd know Sakurai isn't exactly 100% in the head. He's a little obsessive, and body dysmorphic disorder tends to cling to that. He's had plastic surgery. This is an undisputed fact.
>>320596312
He looks dead to me
>>320597720
>that
>diet
That looks really unhealthy. Are you americans really looking at literal icecream and claim it's healthy?
>>320595873
Big Boss is now Big Sister!
>>320596579
That Punished Kojima.
>>320598250
You're a westerner so you have a passive bonus on getting retweeted by Kojima.
>>320598395
>I'm not gay but i'd love to be in the center of an orgy with those three.
>>320604601
That's yogurt you fucking moron
>>320596579
Only if you want to look like a faggot middle-aged jap.
>>320597720
>eating a banana
>out of a bowl
>with a spoon
fucking chinks are weird
>>320596027
kek'd
>>320605080
I ain't seeing no diet there.
>>320605429
Yogurt is good for you. Diet doesn't simply mean "eat less".
>>320605550
You know I can just tell you're overweight by this post
>doesn't simply mean eat less
no it means throw up more right? xD you so funneh!
>>320605641
I'm a skeleton. I haven't eaten yogurt in over 15 years.
>>320606505
then you're just as unhealthy as overweight people.
Dieting implies gaining muscle. Not decreasing mass.
>>320606581
>Dieting implies gaining muscle. Not decreasing mass.
Dieting specifically implies decreasing mass you fat fuck, training/workout implies gaining muscle.
>>320604601
>>320605429
>>320605641
You guys are fucking morons, there's no such thing as bad food, just bad portions, yes you can eat doritos, no you're not supposed to eat the whole fucking back, yes you can drink coke, no you're not supposed to have an 8oz every fucking day, yes you can eat pizza, no a medium can't be your fucking dinner.
Eating right doesn't mean just eating salad like a fucking sheep, eating right means eating things at the right time in the right portions, and cutting down your portions without working out isn't going to do shit if you sit on your fat ass, just like working out isn't gonna do shit if you top every set off with a fucking cheeseburger.
>>320607067
LOL. Losing mass is easy. Doesn't make you healthy.
>>320607283
>yes you can eat doritos
Nigger it's so obvious you're a fat fuck. Man in no religion Doritos are considered a healthy food
>>320607357
>Ignore everything because doritos
The only thing that's obvious to you is inbreeding, fuck off to your yokel shed faggot.
>>320607418
>doritos are okay I swear
fuck off
>>320607974
I think his point is that you don't need to completely abstain yourself from junk food to be healthy. Just be moderate.
>>320609292
>you dont need to abstain
but you do, otherwise it ain't a diet mang
>>320609353
Moderation is the key to a healthy and balanced diet. A snack of junk food as a treat every now and again isn't bad.
>>320609517
>moderation
>no need to abstain
If you eat unhealthy dishes nigga you not on any diet
>>320596579
I never knew Kamiya's inferior teeth were so ugly, I'd kiss him and fuck him anyway
