WHOA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF TOMORROW
I feel like a retard but Snake was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that scene.
>>320589872
Guess we're both retards then
MASTER LUKE, I DO BELEIVE I'M ALREADY A SITH
>Punished C3PO
>Galaxy Map Hologram to find looks eerily like the iDroid hologram
>yfwJJ persuaded Disney to hire KojiPro for a rebooted Jedi Outcast
>>320589872
Same here
>>320592570
>he doesn't get the vidya joke
>>320589658
>R2, I'm already a droid
>I won't scatter your protocols to the heartless dune seas
You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you "she had to do it" for food, water, resources, protection...
The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrack cock, droid cock, prehensile Hutt cock, cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin' trains on her by midnight fireside, Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body.
She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.
WE ARE DIAMOND DROIDS
