IT'S NOT THE EAST OR THE WEST SIDE
IT'S NOT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH SIDE
NO IT'S NOT
ayo R2, this is a pretty good gin n tonic
you should mix me up another
i can't remember where i heard this from. i know it's from youtube but it's been a long time.
>>320529869
>i know it's from youtube but it's been a long time.
Underage.
IT'S THE DARKSIDE
>>320529959
YOU ARE CORRECT
OOOH, WHY'D YA SLICE OFF MY HAND
>>320529956
>8 years ago
>probably even longer than that
fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493ljyoox6o
This is old. Realplayer old. Shockwave old. Ally Mcbeal old. Geocities old. Windows 98 old. N64 old. It's older than YTMND. Older than myspace.
It's old.
Luke use the force and run.
Run to Dagobah.
Run to Dagobah.
>>320530172
>not posting the original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM
>>320530441
I'm Yoda
I'm a SOUULLJA
This is admiral biatch to base camp
>>320530172
It was FLASH nigga go fuck yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Gangsta_Rap
>Release dates July 2000
15 FUCKING years ago. If you only remember the YouTube upload from 8 years ago, and that was when you were a kid, you are still a fucking child. I remember when this game out 15 years ago, and that's when I was a teen. Fuck off child.
>>320530590
i was 10 years old in July 2000 and I'm 26 now.
Jesus Chrsit how old are you? 30?
>>320530590
>tfw had this one site filled with flashes but cant remember the url for the life of me
>>320530590
>I remember when this game out 15 years ago
>game
I remember when this "game" came out as well.
Fuck I haven't seen the gangsta rap in years.
>>320530590
Right, i remember this video even being on tv around the time phantom menace was still considered not total shit.
Kids today will never know how long me and my friends waited for this stupid video to buffer before the days of youtube.
>>320530536
Yoda why you being a player hater.
You know I gotta confront lord Vader.
I'm
Ya father
I'm ya father
>>320530921
Sorry that was my inner /v/ trying to keep this topic about VIDEOGAMES when it made a Freudian slip typo.
>>320530769
>Jesus Chrsit how old are you? 30?
>Only young people under 30 are allowed to use 4chan XDDD
I'm not even him and I'm 35. Go fuck yourself. You weren't even alive for the best decade (the 80s).
>>320530968
I'M YA FATHER
IMYAFATHER
I'M YA FATHER
if you're too young to have used dial-up you might want to fuck off
>>320530414
AOL old? Before DSL old? illegal cable boxes old? Spongebob Season 1 old? Before cordless phones old?
>>320531032
do you have any kids yet?
>>320530968
Is this actually a real spoiler, or am I being baited like with the ending to FO4.
>>320531232
it's real
>>320531232
but the ending to FO4 turned out to be true. Also there's a gif to that spoiler where he dies. It's real.
>>320531232
Just watched it and you're being baited m80 don't worry ;)Chewie dies too
>>320531154
Ok. I'm fucking off now
>>320531032
That isn't what he meant at all. He is 26, so he's asking what age one needs to be to not be considered a child. I mean If dude was thirty he'd only be four years older so what constitutes for young and old around here?
>>320531232
Are you kidding? That leak has been around for a year+.
And yes its real. There's a webm of it somewhere on /tv/.
>>320531408
Lol
>>320531212
No. Women don't pay attention to me.
>>320530963
But Luke!
Not ready are you
>>320530968
So Han Solo named his kid "Kylo Solo"? No wonder he went to the dark side.
>>320531453
Was the movie good at least?
Or is it an overhyped dung heap?
>>320531408
imagine downloading i don't even remember how many kb/sec and while not being able to use the phone while going online.
>>320531515
you should show them you are interested. you have nothing to lose but a lot to gain. at least get a dog or something.
>>320531212
Stop stop stop stoooooop I am not ready for this shit
>>320531453
Found it.
https://a.pomf.cat/xsnrpn.webm
Kylo Ren killing Han Solo, his father.
>>320531597
No. Han and Leia named their kid Ben.
>>320531598
The movie was neither good nor bad. It was literally average and completely forgettable.
>>320530172
>>320529956
It's from Newgrounds kiddo
LOMEIN
WHAT IS THY BIDDING, MY MASTER?
>>320531621
>your son is gone
Such a fucking cliched reaction.
Man, I remember seeing this when I was 8. I'm 22 now. Someone fucking help me.
>>320530464The remade flash version is better, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIm-SHopU8A
>>320531212
I have a son and it's torture. Everything he likes is something that is just plain shit. I try to show him star wars and he has no interest in the movies only the new cartoon show. At least he's into legos. I bought him the lego x-wing from the new movie he wanted and he's convinced it's from star wars rebels. Having a retard for a son is tough.
>>320531621
Goddamn that was hard to watch. It was so boring.
Like fuck Im shocked how little of a reaction it got out of me
>>320531592
But a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
>>320531621
I couldn't even make it a minute in. This is the most awful shit I've ever seen. Thanks leakers for sparing me $15 and change.
>>320532072
I have to respectfully disagree on the grounds that the remake doesn't have Stormtroopers raising the roof or Vader doing the cabbage-patch.
>>320532023
IT'S A DISASTER
MICROTRANSACTIONS WE'RE AFTER
>>320532082
Jesus christ bro my sympathies. Actually I wonder if this is what it was like for me growing up with my dad. Nah who am I kidding, I love the same kind of music, I love the movies and TV shows he liked, the only difference is I embraced gaming while he shunned it as the years went on. But he got me into things like Ninja Gaiden and Mortal Kombat and we both enjoyed them together. Sad those days died when everything went 3D.
Does the little shit at least game with you? Or does he not care for it?
>>320532180
And if you wanted to see Luke, guess what. He's in the movie only at the end for about 30 seconds and has no lines.
>>320532180
Try watching this.
https://a.pomf.cat/hrjvdt.mp4
Man, I remember seeing this when I was 8. I'm 10 now. Someone fucking help me.
>>320531621
>Take one of the most memorable twists in cinema
>Flip it around
>GOOD WRITING!
What a fucking joke
>>320531621
Who's ready for baneposting 2.0?
>>320531621
it was obvious he was going to stab him for the drama
>>320530879
Dagobah?
>>320532429
>referencing the Kessel run
>LOOK GUYS LOOK! WE REFERENCED THE OLD MOVIES
Do modern writers not know what subtlety is anymore?
>>320532505
Why do you think Disney implemented a review embargo?
They don't want critics telling people the movie is shit before the first day fleecing.
>>320532573
The scene with Snoke is better.
>GEEENNNNRUUUUUHHH
>>320532346
His mom and her husband are really christian he just turned ten and is now allowed to play minecraft offline supervised. I played lego marvel super heroes with him and his mom got pissed saying she doesn't want him to have too much screen time. I keep telling her if you don't let him do normal kid shit he's going to be a serial killer, which I would rather have him be than a christian weirdo.
>>320532573
just to clarify baneposting is something we do not out of hate but out of love. We loved Nolan's Batman series so much and when the Dark Knight Rises was so disappointing and bad we needed something to fill the void in our hearts. Thus Baneposting came into fruition. We hold hands and celebrate to ease the pain.
>>320532305
BUT WHAT IF THEY CAN BE TURNED TO THE JEW SIDE?
>>320532842
>We loved Nolan's Batman series so much
Haha you don't understand baneposting at all. All of the nolan batman movies were dogshit.
>>320531621
>Snoke
Holy shit, this is real? I haven't been keeping track of things, I saw /tv/ repeating it and just assumed it was the meme of the month.
>>320532714
>Thinking people will give it bad reviews
Not on your life sport. Do you know how many people will be blinded by pure nostalgia for this shit? It'll be the second coming of jesus.
Remember anon, if you criticize any sort of modern media you hate its cause its popular! OR YOU JUST HATE FUN!
>>320532714
There are no big time reviewers left with the balls to give this movie a bad review.
>>320532429
so is there a full movie yet?
>>320531621
>https://a.pomf.cat/xsnrpn.webm
Kinda interesting, thought it was gonna play out differently, as in he was just gonna trick him. Interesting to see him try to give it all up.
>>320533015
Kylo DID just trick Han. He always intended to kill him.
I remember when this was the #1 hit on Kazaa
>>320532956
This. Theyd get too many dislikes on youtube and reddit if they bashed nerds precious Star Wars. Theyll sing its praises and write about a paragraph about how they cried when their "childhood hero" Han Solo died despite the scene being devoid of emotion.
>Tfw I have the original triology uncorrupted by George Jewcas on laser disc.
>>320532856
THEY WILL BUY IT OR DIE
>>320532923
>All of the nolan batman movies were dogshit.
>>320528186
(SOUTHSIDE!)
Superior Star Wars rap coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
>>320528186
Jesus fuck, this bring memories. I probably can find the original flash on some CDs.
>>320531350
Stop baiting the kid. YesHan gets killed by his own son Ben Solo (Kylo Ren), but chewie lives
>>320528186
My nigga.
>>320531212
>Spongebob Season 1
>I was in 8th grade
Stop, I don't want to feel this old...
>>320532943
Yes, the Supreme Leader (that is literally his title) is called Snoke. None of the bad guys are even remotely intimidating, which is pretty sucky. Kylo Ren in particular seems like he's trying way, way too hard to be Vader-mode evil but he's just really shit at it. Doesn't help that the actor is one of those unfortunate people with a face that's perpetually locked into 'dopey' mode.
But honestly one of the most disappointing things about the film was the giant of a Stormtrooper in the silver armour that the ads always made out to be a big deal. She's hardly in the film at all, then jobs super hard as soon as the good guys show up. I was really, really hoping she'd go toe-to-toe with Chewie and hold her own, which would have been badass.
>>320536001
You hit the nail on the head my friend, couldn't agree more
>>320537419
I also disliked how Rey was super amazingly good at literally everything she turned her hand to. She grew up in bumfuck nowhere on Tattoi- sorry, Jakku taking apart busted up old Star Destroyers for a living and drove a cheap as shit looking speeder around. How on Earth does she know exactly how to fix everything wrong with the Falcon despite never seeing its internals before, and when did she learn to fly like an uber-ace? Especially in something as huge and fat as the Falcon.
And then when she gets a blaster for the first time she whiffs the first few shots, but then of course becomes a crack shot in a couple of minutes. And then she somehow learns how to use all her force powers without anyone telling her she could even do any of that shit, and then suddenly became better at lightsabers than the actually trained Jedi/Sith...
Finn was alright though. Finn was probably the best new character IMO.
>>320528186
I showed this video to my normalfag sister and her boyfriend and somehow they'd never heard of it.
Fucking how, it's so old.
>>320530172
>Not posting the superior one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
>>320539613
That one is fucking terrible.
>>320531621
>all that 'acting'
Wew lad, even Ford barely felt like Solo. Kylos' character is so awful. I haven't seen the movie, but he seems like a literal edgelord with daddy issues, for no reason. This isn't helped that Adam Driver is not intimidating physically nor mentally, and he's just got a face that looks like he mouthbreathes. Pretty great how everyone had an extreme reaction to his death, minus his wife Leia.
>>320541081
Kylo is also prone to flying into tard rages and smashing everything with his janky lightsaber every time he gets told something's gone wrong.
