>game is on loading screen
>loading completed
>press a key to continue
>>320468632
>start up game
>press A to continue
>main menu shows
>background doesnt even change
>>320468632
>loading bar is at 100%
>a new bar starts to fill up
I hate it when loading screens display which assets they're loading. It really kills the immersion for me.
>Game is on a loading screen
>Loading Completed
>Press to Continue
>You can't just press any key to continue, you have to actually click the fucking button
Fuck you Shadowrun.
>>320470008
>loading betrayal.mp3
>loading deathofpartymember.mp3
It's worse when the file names are descriptions of what is going to happen.
>>320468632
>the game has a minigame/easter eggs during loading screens
>>320470008
>>320470164
What games do this?
>>320468632
>game loads from right to left
>alt+tab
>game crashes
i'm looking at you, valve
>game loading every scenes change
>>320470194
And those minigame/easter eggs are just trailers they showed 8 months prior at E3
>Half elves are now 4.9999 Elves
>>320470713
Talk to someone to accept quest
>Now Loading
>Get brief on quest
>Now Loading
Quest begins after two long loading screens and I finish it in half a minute
>>320470242
Dishonored did it during installation.EmilyDeath.mkv
>loading screen
>>320470008
Sims and Banished did it well.
>Game has loading screens
>Company tries to make loading fun by putting mini games in it
>Loading now takes twice as long since it now has to load 2 games
>Fuck sakes
>>320470242
I know a lot of steam games will give cheevos that spoil the incoming cut scene or next level
>beat level
>get to next level
>achievement unlocked BETRAYAL
>next scene your friend turns coat and is the boss
Or better yet
>achievement unlocked for killing 20 dudes
>shift tab to read it.
>next achievement below is "death in the family"
>final moment in game is your alcoholic dad killing himself
>>320472085
>playing a story driven game
>not having achievement announcements turned off
you only have yourself to blame
also blame the developers for having the achievement trigger before the event actually happens
not that I know of any game where this happens
>game is loading
>you die as the loading screen fades
>alt+f4 doesnt close the game
>>320471482
Bravo Bethesda
>press start/ESC during cutscene
>cutscene pauses instead of skipping
>>320471482
My fucking sides
>press escape during a cutscene
>skips it, closes out the game, deletes it from your hard drive
>loading pauses when you alt+tab
> Gameplay is about dying and getting better by retrying
> after every death go through a loading screen to respawn at a check point
> 40 seconds long loading screens
> sometimes checkpoints are located in a different zone, so one has to go through multiple loading screens to return
Thanks consoles.
>game spends 2 minutes showing you the logos for every possible company that was in any way related to the game
>game only starts loading after all the logos have been shown
what a waste of time
>>320471951
> 1 gaem plus 1 gaem equal two gaem of equal asset size
You are this retarded
>Game give exposition text during loading screens
>Game loads so fast you can barely read half a line before you're back in game.
>>320473254SofDecBINK Video
>Long unskippable cutscene
>Dying reloads the game right before said cutscene.
>used to play vanilla WoW on a shitty toaster pc with dial up
>get on a ship to another continent
>loading takes so long the ship has already turned around and gone back to where I started
>stuck in a perpetual loading screen
>black loading screen
>see reflection
>contemplate suicide
>>320472963
Babby... it's been a while
>>320473612
I actually had this too.
And my game would crash everytime I went into Dalaran when it wasn't like 3am.
>games loading screen makes it hard to tell if the bar is loading right to left or left to right
>>320473773
>in dark area on handheld game
>look at the screen at an angle so I don't have to see myself
>>320473343
>>320474463
>open world / understand huge city
>city has districts and you can enter certain buildings
>entering a building fires up a loading screen
>sometimes to get from 1 distrcit to the other you have to go through 2 windows = 2 loading screens
>the whole time inbetween missions you are humping windows and loading screens
T-thanks Thief
>>320468632
I wish dark souls did this the game loads so fast on my SSD I can't even begin reading the item descriptions text
>>320474596
wat
>>320474739
the new Thief destroys immersion because of how you transition between the fucking building you are entering via a window and the rest of the city
>>320473592
Max pain?
>Loading screen has tips for a weapon/attack that you don't have yet.
>Loading screen has tips for fighting monsters that you haven't seen yet.
>>320468632
>game is on loading screen
>loading completed
>press a key to continue
I wish all games had this. I can't fucking stand when they have tooltips or lore and the game finishes loading in like 3 seconds and you have no time to read it.
>>320475330
ok. thats not what i got from >>320474596
>>320470242
Stalker
>>320470164
>loading into source game server
>downloading Whore_Fuck_Scream.wav
>downloading linkin_park.mp3
>downloading barney_clean_up_song.mp3
>downloading dog.mdl
>downloading dog.vtf
>server is completely normal, there doesn't seem to be any custom content or any songs that ever play
>>320472441
>Warframe on a toaster
>>320473343
That one downside of SSDs
>>320468632
>want to quit
>press start
>select exit game
>game goes to main menu
>press start
>loud as fuck sound
>wait for network prompt
>choose exit game
Thank god the game saves for you when you press ALT+F4
>>320470164
>game shows file names of what it's loading
>the descriptions lie
>>320472085
>the part where he kills you
>>320473254
>logos of the devs, software used, etc can be skipped
>logos of the publishers can't
>>320468632
>game is on loading screen
>once loaded a green arrow pops up near center screen
>you are supposed to push it to move past the loading screen
>people complained on forums that they waited 10-20+ minutes before realizing they had to press the button
>loading screen
>no indication if the game is actually loading or frozen
>>320473132
>long loading screens so that you can go back to the start of the short level you were on
Never understood this. It's like menus having a second or two of hangtime before you can use them.
>>320475609
>game has a tip on the loading screen
>there are only two different tips
> game has no loading screens apart from initial one
> Brags about this fact
> if you run too fast between areas your character will fall on their ass and slowly get up.
>it works for me!
>pmed you the fix, thread closed
>loading screen
>"did you know? you can use your gold to buy items at shops!"
>youre level 257
>>320472739
its made by arkane studios
Guys what's going on? I googledEmilyDeath.mkvthat >>320471482 and I found this website that gives usernames to everyone?
>>320480341
What the actual fuck is this?
>loading screens give you information
>it gives you completely wrong information
>this goes on for multiple games, with the exact same wrong information
>Press A to continue
>Press A to confirm
>Press A to continue
I JUST WANT TO LOAD MY FUCKING GAME
>>320480429
The website is Sheekyforums. There's literally only two results if you googled what's in my spoiler. I'm so confused right now
>>320479625
Of all the things this is by far the worst. Even better when ypu can't see your mouse when its loading.
>>320480341
I've seen this a few times before but it still unnerves the fuck out of me.
>>320480341
Oh yes, sheekyforums, our little shadow.
Fun fact, this exact kind of thing is what got Hiroyuki (our new owner) into seriously deep shit.
You should be worried.
>>320480429
>loading screens give you advice
>if you follow their advice you're gonna get fucked up
>end of the game you find out the antagonist has been feeding that information to you hoping you'll follow it and die
>>320480341
>>320480429
it's some site a german student made that copies every single 4chan post on almost every board
i think it's named "sheeky" or something like that
>>320480341
>>320480341
eat shit Sir_Gallonhead
>>320480493
Yeah, I looked. I was wondering if any other Sir_Gallonhead's knew what was going on, FlameBlow.
>Do you feel like a hero?
>>320468632
boohoo,
cry me a river, stupid memeloser
Man, it always amazes me how people don't understand SheekyForums and why it exists.
Basically, it's just some third-worlder who wrote a script to copy every 4chan post in order to make advertising money.
>>320480802
why doesn't Hiroyuki-Senpai send his Yakuza over to shut this bullshit down?
>>320471951
This was illegal until just a few days ago.
>>320480341
Man green text just does'nt look right without the meme arrows.
>>320480341
Anyway Anon, EmilyDeath.mkv wasn't the exact filename, but it was something like that.
>>320468632
>loading screen
>text tip
>loading finishes befo
>>320472594
I cant tell if youre retarded or a genius
>>320471482
>>320472739
>>320480341
>>320480979
Isn't that an example of doing it right though? Emily survives in both endings, she's even the protagonist of the sequel. They just used the file name to mess with you
>Press quit game
>"Are you sure you want to quit?"
>Cancel
>"Are you sure you want to cancel?"
>>320481125
Why does it have to be there at all? Why not just Ending5.mkv?Also I wish that curly haired northern fuck had just stayed dead, goddamn it.
>>320481247
You sure do, anon
>pressing Esc on the main menu exits the game immediately
>>320480898
namcos patent ran out?
>>320468632
>loading screen
>text tip
>loading finishes befo
>>320481247
never even happens. /v/ is a shit that makes up stupid shit, just like you, stupid shit.
>>320481459
yep
>>320481829
noice
>>320480341
lol gotta love g00k
btw fbi already asking to get info about /k/ and /pol/ users
>anonymouse
kek
>>320481535
not bad
>>320480341
can it tell when i samefag
>>320468632
>press ESC so game pauses when loading is finished
>loading cancelled
>Enter room in area A
>Clear it out
>Go to area B
>Finish stuff in area B
>Go back to area A
>60 Niggers are standing outside the door waiting to fuck your shit up
>They weren't there before
>game loading screen
>pressing alt+w takes you to the final boss
>>320481247
>select delete save data by mistake
>"do you really want to cancel your save data?"
>the options are "cancel" or "delete"
>WICH ONE?
>game gives lots of tips/lore to read during loading screen
>never enough time to read all of it
>>320482653
>game has boring ass loading screen animations/videos of some mundane shit
>the loading screen can't continue until the animation/video is completed, despite the fact that you may have loaded the level in the first couple seconds
Fucking mass effect 2
>>320480568
Why and how do you know all this?
>Want to do something.
>Do you want to do this?
>Choices are yes and no, with the default cursor being on yes.
>Are you sure?
>Cursor is default on no.
>Click without thinking.
>Back to the menu.
FUCK
>>320482653
Holy fuck, i like this gif so much
YOU CAN'T SKIP INTROS
Thanks consoles.
>>320482009
No.
