Guys what if Metroid was a robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6JNhWfejAQ
>>320359463
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6JNhWfejAQ
yep
Clank Clank Clank
>>320359398
That would actually be hotter than regular ZSS
what if metroid was a grill?
uh that's samus, metroids girlfriend, you fucking idiot.
metroid is already a robot.
Metroid would probably be upset if his girlfriend Samus suddenly turned into a robot. After all the work he put into rescuing a human girl, taking that away from him seems cruel.
guys what if halo was a alien all along
I wonder if Samus would enjoy chatting with younger guys.
>>320359978
I know right
>>320359398
>Guys what if Metroid was a robot?
Damn, I always forget how hot Halo's wife is
>>320359398
Metroid is a slut! SLUT!
wew wat a cute
>>320360431
what do you guys think?
>>320362725
a roboslut
What if final fantasy was a girl?
>>320360431
you could program her to enjoy it
>>320363220
what kinds of things would she say?
>>320359398
what if you died in a car accident?
>>320363550
That's why I always put on eurobeat when I get in my car.
>>320363457
Shit I don't know but we should totally get a camwhore to RP as Samusbot. That's a winning formula.
>>320363741
I want Samus to put on one of her sexy, skimpy outfits and tease me.
>>320360334
he'd still be a pretty cool guy
>>320363837
You mean like the latex bikini from Super Metroid?
>>320363904
Yes... a blue bikini would be even better for me.
>>320364027
Like this, then.
>>320364270
yeah, or this.
I like my sammy with some muscle but still fairly slim, that one's too thick for me.
Guys what if Metroid was in Justin Bailey colors?
>>320364505
it would be a strong improvement
>>320364391
that's not the right bikini
>>320364505
>Justin Bailey colors
It's just suitless Samus with the Varia upgrade. Justin Bailey was a coincidence.
>>320364562
My nigga
They should 'bring back' these colors somehow in a future Metroid game
>>320364564
Shut up, you
>>320364270
Holy shit, Samus's cock is fucking huge.
>>320364564
yes but now it's the name of that costume
>>320364562
but it's a bikini that looks great on her and makes me feel tingly.
>>320364660
Not just the color, but the costume and style too.
Still, the buff Super Metroid version here >>320364270 is the best.
>>320364660
>>320364738
Wrong one. Low-cut, looks like shit, makes her look pudgy.
>>320364841
>>320364706
I don't think that's a dickbulge
>>320364562
>>320364891
You looking for this one?
>>320364903
That doesn't look right.
>>320365026
Or maybe this one?
>>320364891
no, it makes her look even sexier.
>>320365026
mmmmm
>>320365026
No, I already posted the one I'm talking about.
Are you unable to read? Or do you not know what she was wearing in Super Metroid?
>>320364716
Only by idiots that never played the original game well enough to get the best ending. Playing as suitless Samus is part of your reward for beating the game quickly.
The JUSTIN BAILEY password starts you in Norfair with a shitload of time on the clock, so you can't get the best ending if you use it.
>>320365089
I wonder if she'd be interested in wearing that to hold the attention of a younger guy.
>>320365095
>>320365089
>>320365026
Low-cut bikinis are the worst thing ever made, please stop ruining this thread.
>>320365035
I just realized that it's a recoloring of pic related.
>>320365113
I'll be honest and say that I wasn't really paying much attention to what you were saying at all. I just wanted an excuse to post sexy Samus.
>>320364959
Then what kind of bulge is it?
>>320364903
>>320365336
noice
>>320365336
>>320365328
The kind Samus is known for. The crinkly, poofy kind.
>>320365519
BIKINI AND LEOTARD COSTUMES WHEN, NINTENDO?
>>320365156
so would she?
>>320365948
She isn't the ara ara kind of girl
>>320366109
elaborate please
>>320366184
she wouldn't
She would just wear this, her normal outfit, and not for your sake
>>320366293
Oh, ok... I would want her to intentionally turn me on.
>>320365328
puffy vulva
more samusbots pls
>>320367093
I don't think so.
>>320365328
very thick
>Everyone posting Samus
>Not a single post featuring M Fusion 100% ending
/v/ pls
>>320368845
>ugly shorts
thank god they don't get posted. literally even worse than granny panties
I bet you're one of those spatsfags from /a/.
>>320368845
that outfit is so sexy...
