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Who /depressed/ here?
>All I've ever wanted was for these two to get into Smash
>Today was the big day and their last chance
>They didn't make it
They're innocent characters, why is this world so cruel?
>trusting his kind smile
damn it /v/ i never learn
I dont know man but it be like it do
Just, get over it, hey at least we got Bayonneta in the game
And, don't forget about 5mash, theres still hope
But Im pretty pleased with this direct, I was mad at first, but the reason I was mad is because I was butthurt that my favorite vg character of all time didnt get in
But now Im over it, and you should be too
That fire emblem character at least had a somewhat unique moveset, and Bayonneta was cool, I in no way was expecting that
TLDR: get over it brother
The only character I still wanted for Smash didn't get in, but that's to be expected. They're an assist trophy anyways. I wasn't disappointed at all.
The issue is the sense of melancholy I get whenever I think of their series.
They're already in Smash stupid.
>>320337880
I love this meme
>>320337880
>actually believing this
my boy, what are you doing
>>320337148
Reporting
I got drunk and am gonna go home and beat off then go to sleep
I still don't understand how delusion you'd have to be to think Banjo, a Microsoft character, would get in Smash. Even indie characters had a better chance.
>>320337148
>>Today was the big day and their last chance
No, they never had a chance. From the beginning the chances of Banjo being in Smash were 0%.
You were fooled by a PR twitter post and you should feel stupid about it.
>>320337148
>mfw cartoonfags still salty
Lewd anime pride worldwide 14/88
>>320337148
I never asked for these feels
I just want them to be in the game with a super dope map
>>320337148
Just wait for 5mash
>>320339379
People think because Microsoft said they should means they had a chance.
Microsoft also recently said they'd love it if Nintendo put their games on Xbone.
>>320340313
Microsoft is also putting their game on the Wii U
>>320337520
>hey at least we got Bayonneta in the game
Bayonetta can never be a suitable alternative for Banjo and Kazooie
>>320337880
While not quite the same I'll admit they make a better team than Banjo and Kazooie. For the most part it's just a walking backpack with Kazooie doing all the bitch work. I swear Kazooie does everything.
>>320341081
sounds like microsoft is being a cuck to be honest
>>320341342
How? how exactly? they are using Nintendo as a host to sell their game.
>>320337148
>nintendo bringing in DLC characters
>Microsoft announce they are happy to share characters
>Magically banjo Kazooie don't make it
>Microsoft wanted Master Chief all along, they didn't want to give nintendo a mascot back
>implying Microsoft aren't the worst kind of scum.
>>320337880
Duck Hunt is great, but assuming BK would play exactly like them because of birds (down to projectiles) yet allow several anime counterfags and other character clones is just plain dumb.
I wanted BK more than anything, but I'll get over it. At least Female-Dante looks really fun to play.
Banjo games have always been trash.
Literally just SM64 ripoffs with collectathon shit shoehorned in.
Literally the only people that like them are kids whose parents were too poor to afford Super Mario 64, so they settled for the bootleg.
I was sure she'd found her place in the sun...
>>320337148
I'm a huge Banjofag, and while I'm disappointed he didn't get in, at least Cloud and Bayonetta are hype.
I just kind of expect the Sm4sh updates to disappoint, so the fact that it wasn't Paper Mario and Wolf was enough for me.
Fuck the Fire Emblem nigga though. There's no excuse for that.
>>320341740
>Super Shit 64
>Good
>>320341740
>banjo
>bootleg of minimalistic beta-as-fuck SM64
Oh the irony.
>>320341740
>Literally the only people that like them are kids whose parents were too poor to afford Super Mario 64, so they settled for the bootleg.
You retarded? They both costed the same amount.
>>320341563
Pretty sure it was Nintendo's side at fault for wanting to play it safe ownership-wise. And to advertise more Weeb Emblem.
