What are some good star wars games?
I'LL
TRY
SPINNING
THAT'S
A
GOOD
TRICK
>>320333850
AEJAIHGIUHEUAH
>>320333598
dark forces 1
dark forces 2
jedi outcast
jedi academy
star wars racer
etc...
nearly all star wars games are good
HAN SOLO IS KILLED BY KYLO REN, HIS SON
>>320333598
Did Kylo learn how to fight from Geralt of Rivia?
PLINKETT BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
>>320333598
>vader clone is wide open for most of the attack
>blue laser sword guy only moves his weapon to block
>republic commando
>kotor 1 & 2
>battlefront 2
SCI FI
ACTION
VIOLENCE
>>320334449
Spinning is a good trick
>>320334846
blue sword guy isn't trained to fight with a lightsaber and is an ex-stormtrooper
>>320334846
Black guy is a janitor not a jedi, cut him some slack, he is in way over his head on this.
>>320334971
so stormtroopers aren't trained to strike when the enemy is wide open, but ARE trained in basic swordsman ship skills such as blocking?
>>320333598
that's bullshit that he was able to black it.
>>320335125
actually, it may just be the black guy because there are melee ST that are whooping his ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj8jWBig0bs
>>320335248
hes black, about all he can do is hold his weapon sidways
>>320335248
ohyou.jpg
You fuckers are just trying to spoil everything ain't ya. I'm not even reading the comments
though
if i have to guess
I'm going to say kylo ren is luke's son. because jj is unimaginative as fuck
star wars sucks and so do you
>>320335574
Han's son actually, but Luke trained him
>>320335410
Made me chuckle.
he could have just.. stabbed him for a good second there.
>>320333850
It's called a feint. Learn to martial arts.
>>320335865
>ever turning your back to your opponent in a sword fight
>deflecting strikes>blocking strikes
take your own advice
>>320335865
how can you feint mid-air? you literally cannot shift your weight to quickly counter
>>320335692
eh, i was close
>>320334610
>That first minute
What a sperg.
>>320335865
This. Spinning caused his opponent flinch which subsequently allowed him the precious seconds to deliver an even more powerful attack. There's a lot of thought that goes into the choreography of these fights. But of course, everyone simply concludes there's a conglomerate of small children putting them together.
>>320335865
Why would martial arts apply to dueling with magic beam swords?
>>320334846
You ever seen a spinning backfist in a fight?
Seems like it would leave you wide open but the spin throws people off.
>>320336215
the swords aren't magic though, they're just laser blades
>>320336215
>anon hasn't heard of HEMA
>anon doesn't know about the swordfish world championships
>>320333598
>spinning
>in a sword fight
Utterly fucking retarded
Super star wars on SNES
nobody ever mentions these. incredible games
>>320336032
His opponent was backing up and he wasn't simply turning around. He was pivoting to deliver a killing blow because Finn afforded him the opportunity to do so by his own incompetence.
>>320336692
I at least agree Finn is shit at lightsabers
>>320336215
>see definition of martial arts
Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series
X-Wing/TIE Fighter series
They're the only good Star Wars games.
>>320336483
Luke, did I ever tell you about spinning? It's a good trick.
>>320336986
Yeah no, I'm an actual fencer and you would be dead before you can even turn 90 degrees.
People move faster and can cover more ground than shitty what Hollywood movies would have you believe. There is absolutely no reason to ever spin, its entirely made up bullshit.
>>320333850
>>320334449
>>320335865
>>320336032
>>320336207
>>320336220
>>320336483
>>320336692
Hey guys, not saying you're all idiots or blind but you're all idiots or blind
There is no "Spinning" going on. Kylo Ren is constantly facing Finn in this scene and what you are mistaking for a "Spin" is just him flourishing his lightsaber.
just wanting to point out that any idiot who thought he was spinning is an idiot
>>320336220
It's a good trick
>>320336483
You go ahead and stay firm and forward while I'm building up all this momentum for myself.
>all these clueless posters who know nothing about the art of manipulating and producing centrifugal force
>>320333850
Sheev was literally one of the most powerful Sith so I wouldn't make fun of it, m8.
>>320337476
>They don't know how spinning improves one's innate High Ground advantage
>>320334610
>rockcock64 talking for longer than 2 minutes being an "ironic" idiot
why does this shit exist.
>>320337591
darth maul had the high ground
>>320337591
>check out the dub just to see how they did it
>didn't give any of the servants accents
the one show they could have been creative with a dub and it sucks as usual
Can Kylo use the force? Why doesn't he choke out Finn like those New York cops did
>>320334449
slavs could have easily of motion captured the same people who ended up choreographing the scene.
considering it is a lost art at this point in time, only a few hundred people are professionally proficient at european swordcraft.
>>320333598
why block a strike that isn't even going to hit you anyways
just avoid and punish
>>320337591
>innate
The OP doesn't sith Kylo doesn't have a high ground advantage. Although Finn is inexperienced, he actually has an innate connection to the high ground.
If Kylo hadn't spun, he'd have been overpowered by a far less experienced but more high ground aligned fight, Finn.
>>320335865
... Anon, it's a Phantom Menace joke.
Anakin says it in the starfighter near the end.
Honestly I just feel bad for Lucas, if he had just been allowed to make the entire series how he wanted originally it wouldn't have turned into such a pile of shite.
>>320337813
>Can Kylo use the force?
Yes. You can't fight effectively with a lightsaber without it.
>Why doesn't he choke out Finn like those New York cops did
The movie would be far shorter. If it's true that the only reason jedi and sith aren't just choking each other is because of an invisible battle of force "will" that prevents either side from overpowering the other purely with the force and requires them to engage them in battle is true, then Finn, even if Force inclined, shouldn't be able to stop him.
>>320337957
I know. I'm bored and wanted to start a discussion.
>>320338121
the series became shit after the first 3 movies precisely because he was allowed to do anything he wanted
all he had were yes-men on board, nobody to question or edit him
silly lightsabers aside, this is the first movie since the originals that has a chance at being decent
>>320338121
>>320338471
the games and cartoons are great when they focus on the troopers
>Star Wars cast should reflect the real world
>No asians, no Hispanics
>Hire a nigger who literally looks like Mike Tyson
>Can't even get a black actor who is handsome
Weeeeww
>>320337414
Not talking about his blade. Where talking about his body that turns a full 360 degrees 1.5 seconds in anon.
>>320338690
>black actor who is handsome
heh
>>320338795
Will Smith
>>320338847
>Will Smith
>black
heh
>>320338795
Well, Michael Jordan was
Until he got AIDS
>>320337414
Nigga, that's a pirouette if I've ever fucking seen one. You can clearly see he's turning around.
>>320339137
You're thinking of Lew Alcindor
Shadows of the Empire
Bounty Hunter
Revenge of the Sith
Battlefront 1 and 2
The Lego ones if you're into that
Force Unleashed is a fun mindless beat em up if you're not a canon autist
Really the only bad ones I've played are some crappy gameboy stuff
Bombad Racing wasn't great, probably doesn't hold up well at all
Battlefront 3 is fun for what it is but a complete ripoff
>I AM THE SENATE
What did he mean by this?
>>320340042
can the supreme chancellor not afford dental care?
why don't they make a light sphere so you can get inside of it and roll at your opponents? you'd be completely protected and they cant stop you
>>320340042
That's not what he said. He said Theez Ennitt, his Sith name.
Hi /v/, /tv/ here posting a friendly reminder to NEVER FORGET the following videos:
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https://youtu.be/ABcXyZn9xjg
Also I'm having a lot of fun with the new Battlefront despite the lack of content. If any of you find it for $35 or cheaper it's worth a buy. It's like the perfect game to just sit back and listen to podcasts while you play. It's a really gorgeous game lads.
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>>320340989
How did they even film this so smoothly? Either Sheev's actor is actually that athletic or the editing is just top notch
>someone post a link to the sheev spin video
>hear that fucking sound he makes
>haha holy shit that must be an edit
>watch the original movie scene
>he actually makes that sound
someone thought that was good?
Why doesn't Tyrone Skywalker just shove his lightsaber into Ryu Kens gut when he does the ballerina move?
>>320340553
Hes evil, he doesn't care about dental care. Dental care is for good guys. Its why the Jedi have nice pearly whites.
>>320341056
I think it's just really good editing + a really good stunt person + a really good harness and wires setup that did a good amount of the work
>>320340042
How can a single person be a senate?
>>320341840
With Lucas's shitty scripts, you can be anything.
>>320333850
literally the first thing I thought
>>320337557
legs literally turn you cunt
>>320341840
He meant he had a lot of control over the senate's decision so he's basically the senate.
Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you about his father? He was hired to assassinate a senator that me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw her would be assassin out, but his cunning surprised even us. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. And then that 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise for all we knew! Where was I? Oh yes, then that robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept, after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her because we we weren't watching her at all, but it as not a good shot. So we sense the hostile life forms in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his dumb jetpack. Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. Mace was a good friend. Boba is a bad friend.
>>320342495
>>320340894
Thanks /tv/.
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend cucked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>320337945
>that pic
>>320334449
Nah Star Wars combat isn't THAT boring.
>>320337352
other actual fencer here, it's called a pirouette and there's plenty of reasons you'd do it.
>>320341264
Because he would get beheaded by the following swing.
>>320341264
Because he'snot actually a Jedi
>>320338121
Do you even know what you're talking about? Kind of a dumb question actually since obviously you don't. If Lucas was allowed to make the movies how he wanted originally it would have been trash from the beginning and never would have become the series it is now.
Literally the only good thing Lucas did with star wars was come up the the idea in the first place, everything else was done by different people. The original trilogy was made by a lot of different people who had to work their asses off and edit all of the footage they filmed to create what we got, they did it all despite Lucas trying to fuck it all up.
>>320343565
I'm sure Tyrone blade is going to be faster because he's not doing that stupid spinny shit.
>>320337414
>Kylo Ren is constantly facing Finn in this scene
Stay close behind me, apprentice, as I lead the charge into battle!
>>320344090
No. He was too busy trying to evade getting his throat sliced by the initial swing to counter.
>>320344282
Fucking dumb Tyrone.
All he had to do was to swing his blade up after the initial swing.
>>320333598
Super Star Wars
Super Empire Strikes Back
Super Return of the Jedi
Dark Forces
Jedi Knight
Jedi Knight II
X-Wing
Tie Fighter
Battlefront II
Republic Commando
KotOR
KotOR II
Don't know a lot about console exclusives apart from the SNES ones, but from PC that's it. And forget about any new game, EA have exclusivity over the franchise now, so it's dead.
>>320340042
>>320344414
its almost like hes inexperienced or something
>>320344781
What really takes the piss is that Luke is leaving himself open like that. He's supposed to be far better. Guess going sith rotted his brain.
>>320344880
That ain't luke bro.
>>320344880
real sword fights are boring not sure why you want it to be that way
>>320344781
So you are basically admitting that the ballet shit move are useless against any kind of experienced enemy?
>>320345016
>Always 2 there are.
>>320345016
Might not be, although luke will be that dude's sith master. Just saying man, Abrams likes the idea and he's full of his mystery box schtick.
>>320345104
go ahead and explain to me the real practical nuance of fighting with a laser sword.
>>320344468
>>320345209
The master isSupreme Leader Snoke who might be Darth Plagus
Also Kylo Ren isn't actually a Sith Lord, he just worships Vader along with the Knights of Ren
>>320345406
>Snoke
who comes up with these fucking names?
>>320345603
At least Lucas wasn't in charge of it
>darth icky
>>320345406
>Supreme Leader Snoke
That name is a joke, right?
>>320345217
I just feel making Luke a Sith Lord would be treading ground we've already covered.also, who /unJUST/ here?
Star Wars is a meme from the '70s
Don't get caught in the hype.
>>320342495
Kek
also
>Mace Window
>>320345952
>Don't get caught in the hype.
This fucking movie is interrupting my D&D game this Saturday so I'm genuinely negative hyped for it.
>>320345845
I don't think Hamill looks bad honestly, his charisma makes up for being stocky and having a sorta-messed up face
>>320345845
What reason could Luke POSSIBLY have for joining the dark side? He doesn't want power or control or much of anything beyond the safety of his friends. He doesn't even want to bone anybody in particular.
In the OT, Vader and Palpatine tried to work the anger approach, but the anger Luke experienced was perfectly fucking justified and directed towards the assholes who tried to kill his friends. So what angles could Abrams even have? Other than POTTERY, I guess.
>>320347065
>What reason could Luke POSSIBLY have for joining the dark side?
Mark Hamil having a boner for the idea is what.
>>320345406
I thought Darth Plagius was killed by Sidious?
>>320347065
Probably the Jedi and Sith being two sides of the same coin.
>>320334167
OH NO, THE PREDICTABLE PLOT AND INCONSEQUENTIAL DETAILS THEREIN HAVE BEEN REVEALED TO MEStick it in some Reddit-tier "ylyl" images like the F4 spoilers pics and circulate it if you really wanna see people lose their minds. Personally, I'm gonna take to some anon chat sites and blast it out.
>>320346471
I'm so glad he went from Top left to bottom left. He's such a nice guy unlike Harrison Ford who's a bit of an ass these days. Now Mark looks better than all 3. It's a far cry from how he looked in the Star Wars Christmas Special, which was right after his facial surgery he had to get after being in a fatal car crash.
I enjoyed the jedi starfighter games as a kid .
>>320347450
They could always retcon his death. Hell, Disney might even have Boba Fett escape from the Sarlacc.also if Disney is smart they'll remake the prequels
>>320345845
I'm not sure what im supposed to see here, he just looks old
>>320348679
Same. It's shame we don't get much out of the new Battlefront in terms of dogfights.
Honestly, I don't give a shit about the new movie. I just want to hear the new soundtrack and watch space fights
>>320349038
He really improved his looks when they announced new films. Compare top left with the other 2. Bottom is most recent.
Battlefront's Jedi gameplay is rather fun.
The 3D models are dope. Shame there's no single player. Fuck EA
I should have known the younglings were plotting to take over!
>>320335692
Wasn't Luke killing Hans kid part of the original extended universe anyway?
>>320349320
https://youtu.be/ooncd-c519A
Same
>>320337781
Most of those people exist at times where a modern accent wouldn't be correct.
Giving saber an english accent would be stupid, she isn't english
>>320345845
He's looking good for a decades old man who got his face fucked up in a car crash at the height of his popularity.
The beard definitely helps though.
>>320347065
Unless he goes full grey mode (which I don't believe the people behind this movie are talented enough to do) then it'll be something retarded.
Being sad about killing dad or some dumb shit.
>I will never join the dark side
Why do people think Luke will suddenly be on the dark side?
>>320351831
They won't do it. The only people who say that didn't truly understand Return of the Jedi.
>>320351831
>using dark clothes
>not on the dark side
Can anyone sum up the big spoilers for me? I don't feel like watching Star Wars : Selma but I still want to know what happens
>>320333598
If Jedis can deflect laser shots, why not just make a laser shotgun
>>320352921
>lasers are bullets
retard
>>320349392
it's just the beard. beards do that
>>320333598
Galactic Battlegrounds was fantastic not that anybody cares
>>320353269
>retard retard
Even fallout has laser separators.
>>320352757
probably a good guy is actually a bad guy
>>320335865
Sword fighting has feints too, only instead of spinning like a ballerina it's to pretend to go after one side, but then quickly do another attack on another side.
>>320348626
>fatal car crash
>still performing for us like the dancing monkey he is
Care to explain what you're implying?
>>320348626
I think it works like a charm.
Luke was the common guy who became the hero. He may have been a pretty boy in IV but after his car crash he wasn't anymore and it fit.
Now, at higher age, he still is no Sean Connery but just looks genuine. Works for me
>>320333598
So do they explain the light 'hilt' or is it just for 'coolness'?
>>320333850
Spinning is a core jedi technique
>>320356487
to be cool
And to market lightsabers for kids that also want to say "just fuck my shit up"
>>320356684
where doing this
>>320356487
They explained it with some psuedoscience that his crystal is unstable and the crossguard are vents.
>>320356804
>>320356825
it's also the reason why his lightsaber is 'fiery' instead of just a straight beam
>>320356916
how would you even use that in battle
>>320356973
you can ask that about any of these
A reminder that the only actor not slated to return in the next movie is Kylo Rens actor. Hes another Darth Maul.
>>320357062
HERE WE GO
A reminder that Kylo kills Han Solo.
>>320333598
>>320337945
I was looking for this picture, thank you.
>>320342495
Thats right nigga
>>320342495
>>320335865
It's called "getting cut in two the second you turn your back". Learn to martial arts.
>Toddlers clinging to what leaks they can, trying to throw out spoilers like they matter
It's going to be funny when they realize their lives are going to amount to nothing and that us a generation forward are going to ship them all out to die overseas. :)
>>320335865
If you want a practical feint in lighsaber combat then you learn Tràkata
>blade about to be blocked by opponent's lightsaber
>turn off lightsaber and then back on immediately after passing to cut them down
>caught in a blade lock with someone
>turn off lightsaber
>they fall forward and lose their balance
>>320335692
Kylo was stolen as a child by the Knights of Ren on their raid on Lukes Academy
>>320356487
He'll whip it into maximum overdrive if he's in a bind
>Grievous is a total badass and doesn't rely on the force to kick jedi ass
>Obi-wan pusses out and force grabs a blaster to shoot him in the chest and kill him
fucking cheap ass nigger and his cheap shots
SPINNING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE SENATE
>>320361416
>doesn't rely on the force
but he did master the art of spinning
>>320361907
Well he's got a crazy ass robot body with 4 arms that rotate at high speeds along with his waist and also he can use his feet as hands for 6 lightsabers so why not, it fucking works
>>320362012
Why dont they just develop robots that do this, they are clearly superior than life long trained jedi and can handle more than one at once even.
>>320362192
well Grievous is a cyborg. it's apparent with droids that robots on their own are not very good. Also Grievous is like the one non-force sensitive being who can kill jedis without much effort
>>320362012
and kenobi can use the force
i mean why not
it fucking works
>>320362471
The fact that he used a blaster, which Jedi do not condone. In fact it might be forbidden I dunno
>>320343459
my dad works for fencer and he says he agrees with you.
>>320351831
Did you forget in the EU he did fall to the dark side? I mean, the EU isn't canon anymore, but it has happened.
