How do I become CorkMaster /v/?
You have to get your social circle stat higher than Niles' so you can beat him in the election. Host some parties or mail some gifts.
holy fuck, the last dinner party level in this insane, what were they thinking?
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>>320249469
I am still trying to understand how the dog even works
>>320251616
How the fuck can you not fail at hosting parties, I swear the RNG in those parties are the hardest to even deal with.
>>320249469
>Explore 9 worlds and 96 levels of non-stop action!
They were pretty thorough scouting Seattle for level material it seems.
/v/, I don't know what to do with the tossed salads and scrambled eggs powerups in every level?
>Playing niles
>Prep level for a huge boss battle
>Take a bit of damage, get bleed debuff despite near max HP
>KO instantly
this really needs some balance.
what does the Niels button do?
>>320253429
The trick is to not co-host them with Niles, some glitch in the programming makes it so that you always lose if you do.
>>320254406
That's just retarded he has the highest stats of bringing more guests to the party and a higher success rate. That's a messed up glitch man
>>320255106
I know, it's some bullshit. You have to host with Martin, despite all his debuffs and drawbacks. Shit's retarded.
How do I unlock Maris? I've literally look everywhere and I am still clueless
>>320249469
>be on the Paris level as Niles
>get the third baguette power-up for the Daphne summon
>get to the boss and fight him in his art gallery
>knock his beret off but end up taking his painter-combo
>have less than a third HP left
>summon Daphne
>she shaves off the boss' mustache bringing him down to his last 10% HP but enables his Omelette-bar making all damage to both himself and me 2x
>the 5% chance she slaps Niles for being a perv happens
>Daphne kills me and the boss takes her out to a lovely dinner, filet mignon and a lovely Domaine Romanée Conti
Darn it, I was so close
>>320256045CUT CONTENT
>>320257140
Don't care that they cut her desu. She was just a reskin of Lilith with lower stats.
>>320249469
I still can't get my license plates
>>320249469
>Mfw that kid in your class who said if you beat the game using only fast food for parties you would unlock the Cheers! Bar as a party location
>>320249469
>get to wine tasting showdown
>finish the final wine and input answer
>"Hail corkmaster, the master of the cork..."
>"...he knows which wine goes with fish and pork."
>think I became corkmaster
>they were singing to niles
>got the last one wrong
>>320249469
Seinfeld was the better game.
>>320259064
>it's a "Kramer Racer" level
The one with the fruit is fucking GOAT
>>320259064
>Those radiant girlfriends quests that Elaine NEVER. STOPS. TASKING.
HOLY FUCK and people think Preston Gravy is bad ITS LIKE EVERY TIME I GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT SOME NEW GIRLFRIEND POPS UP MODDERS FIX IT PLEASE
>>320259064
>those nightmare kramer ice levels
anon don't trigger me
>>320259064
that game was bugged as fuck
whenever i played as george, i couldn't get past the level where you park the car
some npc guy was stuck in the spot where i know i'm supposed to go and i kept talking to him but he just keeps standing there
>:(
>>320258959
Did you coincide your parties with Sam's visit and Woody's visit? Did you even attempt to invite Diane to them in her random encounter? She'd never really go to them. And last thing did you try to head back to Chicago?
>>320249469
>Everyone suddenly calls this game shit because of the Cheers>Frasier Sequelitis
>>320259064
>Dodging Keith Hernandez's loogie
I could never do it as a kid desu.
>>320255312
You're just not using him right. You need to kill the class stat and go for a superbowl party. You need to have Daphne as a guest and not catering cos she is a tomboy but her food is too fancy. Then have Martin do catering so it a junk food sports party. Invite Bulldog because he is knows sports. Make sure Roz is there because she hits on all the guys and keeps them at the party. Finally, keep Frasier at the opera so he doesn't make a fool of himself.
>that roz sex scene
>>320251667
It was actually pretty funny. Some day you'll get past your retarded edgy phase so things that aren't vulgar can make you laugh. Or not. I mean, you could just be an actual autist.
>Level 7
>About to sneak a pinch of fiberglass into Marty's bed
>Get caught and arrested
>Forget to take items back from chest as I sneak out
>Fiberglass is deleted
>Can't get more
What is a boy to do?
