Oh shit nigger, you're an adventurer or something.
Choose your class.
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>>320227608
Aww shit we went too far.
Mystery box
>>320227608
Dickass Thief Lock in.
>>320227608
the box
OH SHIT! ALL THAT FOR NOTHING? IT WAS GETTING AWESOME! MY METAL DREAMS ARE SHATTERED
>>320227608
>Tfw barbarian keeps getting fucked over
We're never gonna conquer that lady knight harem are we?
>>320227608
You fuck, Metal Wizard was cool.
Mystery Box
>>320227608
oh noooooo
mystery box
>>320227608
fuck all of you niggas, I was saying save the bloody game. you fucking imbeciles.
>>320227608
M Y S T E R Y
Y
S
T
E
R
Y
BOX
>>320227608
Loli Thief.
And let's not fuck wit the king, he's always watching his back.
now, his guards however.
>>320227698
This box?
>>320227608
Mystery box!
>>320227608
Mystery box nigga
>>320227760
THAT BOX!
>>320227760
Yeah, that one
>>320227760
I want to play as that box.
>>320227760
the other box
>>320227751
This one. Loli thief.
That Box.
>>320227760
Nah, knight lock in
>>320227760
No, the real hidden box
>>320227760
the bocks
>>320227760
OPEN IT
P
E
N
I
T
>>320227794
You open the box
>>320227907
WRESTLER
>>320227608
Knight, because someone has to keep others alive when wizard runs out of spells and thief decides to dick around for loot.
>>320227907
open the other box
>>320227907
Pick the wizard and redo the last thread.
>>320227907
Let's open the last box too
>>320227907
The ? box, lock in
>>320227907
Knight and Thief duo protag combo, lock in
>>320227907
Wrestler lock in.
>>320227907
DEMON WARLORD LOCK IN
>>320227907
Weeaboo, lock it in
>>320227907
THE BOX
>>320227938
Another box opened, may there's one more
>>320227907
wait what happend to the monk? and the wizard?
>>320227989
>>320228032
little girl cleric lock in
>>320228032
little girl thief
>>320228032
little girl cleric lock in
>>320228032
Select the box as a class
>>320228032
Might aswell open the other box.
>>320228032
little girl peasant
>>320228032
wrestler lock in
but what happend to the monk and wuzard?
>>320228079
Ya sure?
>>320228138
Yes
>>320228138
Go Weeaboo, lock it in
>>320228138
Little Peasant girl , LOCK IT IN
>>320228138
Box lock in
>>320228138
Yes
>>320228118
Monk lived while wizard forgot to save his game
Totally human king lock
>>320228138
BOX
>>320228138
>>320228179
BUT THE BOX
>>320228138
character select too long, so yes
>>320228208
I missed that, I just remember him meeting sue a flash back then that was it.
>>320228138
Hold on. Where the fuck is dude with no head????
>>320228138
yep
>>320228302
he transcended so hard god took him
>>320228302
he got eaten by god... it was on the twitter account....
loli wizard please
Statue!
>>320228179
And so you are now the little girl thief, daughter of the Dickass Thief.
>>320228302
After a game was completed by any character, that class is removed from selection, like Barbarian and Monk
>>320228501
Get killed
>>320228501
Go to the nearest town to steal shit
>>320228501
Stealour hearts
>>320228501
Requesting a group shot of all of the Dickass characters thus far.
>>320228501
So cute! Who is the mother?
>>320228501
Go out and make papa proud, steal the first thing you see
>>320228501
Flashback to dad's advice
>>320228501
Was Jojo behind the 4th box?
>>320228501
We hear about an amazing metal band consisting of a wizard and OUR dickass DAD and an immortal barbarian who hasn't had his head kicked off by a king and never will. And decided to lend our mad skills on the bass to help them.
>>320228501
We need to quickly make a name for ourselves.
steal the painting.
>>320228501
find a party
>>320228549
Hell yeah
It's propably gonna take him some time
>>320228836
Who do we have now? Thief, Fish, Descendant, Skeleton, and Daughter?
>>320228549
Ah yes, the family photo
>>320228579
This next
>>320228931
dickass mom is hot, 10/10 would bone
>>320228931
steal mother
>>320228931
pocket the photo
>>320228931
Look for someone to steal from
>>320228931
Where's the fish?
>>320228931
dick ass theif girl gets scurvy and dies, Fuck why didn't we save!?
>>320228570
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
>>320228931
Go find something to steal
>>320228931
start your stealing spree
>>320228931
I have one question to you OP.
Do they you Coldgate Brutal?
this is important, plz
>>320228998
Under the painting
>>320229003
>trying to kill loli
>on 4chan
Go back to reddit.
>>320229105
Perfect.
Now save.
>>320229105
Go to town and start stealing EVERYTHING you can see
>>320229105
So do they ever settle down and sell toothpaste for a living?
>>320229105
Go find dad
>>320229105
steal the fish castle
>>320229129
I'm death of all things anon
>>320229105
steal the fish castle
>>320229105
go on an adventure
Necromancer required, thread is deader than a doornail
>>320229179
Luckily your dad stole your soul back
>>320228931
>>320229105
I tried.
>>320229432
steal the scythe
>>320229432
go to all girl thief school
>>320229432
Thanks dad
You're the best
>>320229432
steal deaths scythe
>>320229432
Save game. Steal Dad a present.
>>320229432
Go find dad (and steal cool metal stuff)
>>320229432
Go to thieving school
>>320229432
Practice stealing the fishtank
find your mother and steal her cleavage
>>320229584
steal his robe
>>320229432
dick ass theif death steals life from dick ass theif girl
>>320229584
steal the robes tooo
>>320229584
Steal his red eyes.
>>320229584
Death goes to his closet to find another.
>>320229584
The robe also
>>320229584
Go to nearest town to steal something important
>>320229584
Equip scythe and go out to the nearest dungeon with loot in it
>>320229584
steal his silver teeth
>>320229584
Since death can no longer reap souls everyone is immortal.
>>320229618
Become death himself
>>320229810
go to school, show off robe and scythe
>>320229810
Steal cool heart underwear and wear them on your head.
>>320229810
Do we dare steal the boxers?we do
>>320229810
Death can't take this shit right now and goes to bed.
>>320229810
High five dad, wear robe and do badass thief stuff
>>320229810
Steal his funny bone
>>320229823
This. Also steal the smart kids' answers on the big test today.
>>320229810
With the power of his scythe, kill death. so everyone can be immortal!
>>320230027
steal his soul with the scythe
>>320230027
Scare some townsfolk
>>320230027
steal his legs so he can't run
>>320230027
Steal his boner
>>320230054
This one
>>320230027
time to bail
>>320230069
"YO WHAT THE FUCK IT"
>>320230287
Wait hold the fuck on is that Kevin?
>>320230287
steal his soul
>>320230287
steal his soul
>>320230287
Begin the greatest score of your little girl life, the score of the townspeoples' souls.
>>320230287
steal hisheart
>>320230480
Go to school, steal teacher souls
>>320230480
Peasant soul added to your party
>>320230480
pat soul
>>320230480
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass lol is dick ass old woman with 50 cats, lock in
>>320230480
Whats dickass thief up to?
>>320230480
Steal the soul's soul
>>320230480
go around town stealing souls
>>320230480
steal dads soul
That ghost is naked dress him with reaper underwear.
>>320230639
Oh shit
>>320230526
You got:
Peasant Soul
It's a soul of a peasant. Not much else to say really
>>320230480
Steal death's job!
WE LITTLE GRIM REAPER LOLI NOW.
>>320230712
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman with 50 cats. lockin, and save.
>>320230712
Give it underwear
>>320230717
wat
>>320230712
arm peasant soul with scythe and reaper clothes for dual class peasant reaper.
>>320230712
Eat the soul.
>>320230712
Make a metal band of your own, aspire to be better than your dad
>>320230712
CHECK STATS
>>320230717
>>320230712
Go to school
>>320230712
sell peasant soul to demons
>>320230748
>>320230785
>>320230712
Ask it why it has tits.
>>320230785
>>320230890
Change your mind and steal the underwear back.
>>320230890
steal his ghosttail
>>320230890
Steal the souls of all anime posters
>>320230872
VIDEO GAMES
>>320230890
Peasant ghost is now panstu on head retarded
>>320230929
Can we please advance the plot?
>>320230984
fart lewdly
>>320230984
Steal his frown
>>320230984
give it a big ol' smooch
>>320230984
ALT+F4
>>320230984
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman with 50 cats. lockin, and save.
>>320230984
Look for something important to steal
REMINDER THAT IF WE FUCKING SAVED AT LEAST ONCE WE COULD BE METAL MAGE WITH A METAL BAND, BLOOD GOLEM AND A GOD.
>>320230984
Steal nearest jar. Place soul in jar. Create peasant genie.
>>320230984
sell soul for a level to the devil
>>320231029
"But where wuld youe ven get 50 cats?"
>>320231046
>savescumming
Pfft
>>320230984
Steal this post
>>320231029
>>320231046
Well load the save then?
>>320231082
Steal daddys soul to thank him for stealing ours
>>320231082
let's save game
>>320230984
Steal ghost tits so you can be busty loli.
>>320231082
steal a cat
>>320231082
The pet store
>>320231082
Save game, advance plot
>>320231082
steal the accent
>>320231082
Steal them?
>>320231119
"But they're my ghost arms"
>>320231082
Steal the Peasant's soul's soul.
>>320231082
you stole them duh
>>320231161
STEAL THEM ANYWAY
>>320231161
Save game, advance plot!
>>320231161
pat ghost
>>320231087
post none of them
>>320231161
stop fucking around
there are souls to reap
>>320231161
How's Death doing?
>>320231161
steal plot
>>320231161
sell soul to devil
>>320231161
Fine, steal whatever OP uses to draw and draw ghost tits to make it angry.
>>320231161
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman. lockin, and save.
>>320231229
Death got a new robe from his closet and went back to his daily activity: molesting demons.
>>320231263
This, then steal your youth back so you're 50 years old loli.
>>320231161
ask the soul where it's mortal valuables lay.
>>320231359
Practise sleight of hand by emplying the ol' "thumb removal fake-out" trick and show it to the ghost.
>>320231359
go into the royal treasury with the help of our soul stealing scythe
>>320231359
Why do you do what you do, Death?
>>320231359
Ignore this post >>320231263 forever
>>320231359
sell the soul to demons for levels
>>320231359
Tell Death to fuck off
>>320231359
Leave him to it
Let's save game and go to the nearest school
>>320231359
Steal the new robe
>>320231359
ignore the dumb posts, and go steal the fabled king's treasure
>>320231452
then burn it to add insult to,well,stealing.
>>320231465
Go higher, steal King's identity! Strive for greatness
>>320231409
"Go home little girl, The Royal Treasury is not a playground"
>>320231532
steal his soul, trap it in his armor, and add him to your party
>>320231532
Steal his helmet without him noticing it.
>>320231532
Steal his legs
>>320231532
steal the helmet
>>320231532
steal his spear AND his helmet
link to the previous thread?
not in the paste bin
>>320231532
ignore this post >>320231426
forever
and
skip 50 years into the future where dick ass loli is dick ass old woman. lockin, and save.
